Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 13

April 13: Gangster Rap Appreciation Day (United Spades of Amerika), Shower With Your Best Friend Day (Singapore), Smell Your Feet Day (Hong Kong)

• 16 CE - Jesus Christ and the Buddha form the seminal gangster rap duo Shakyamuni and the JC.
• 1507 - First yo momma joke is told: "Ye of whom ye were borne is so Fatte, She wase burnede as threescore witches rathere thanne One."
• 1901 - Don Corleone and his family form their hip-hop crew. They will have top-charted hits like Keep da Enemies Fu'kin' Closer and An Offa' Ya Motherfu'ka' Can't Refu', believed to be the major influence for the words "gangster rap".
• 1962 - First rap-related homicide is reported in Springfield, Nebraska.
• 1976 - Richard Nixon is made available to catalogue shoppers for the first time.
• 1979 - Da Pinky Foil drops its first gangster rap conceptual album Da Hood with the cooperation of the Fuhrer. They will have a lot of hits such as Another Chic' in da Ho, Hey You, Nizzle!, Yo! Momma, In da Fest', etc.
• 1984 - Ingsoc releases minitrue-approved rap artist Doubleplus Hardcore Niggaz. The first song on the disc, BB Inflicts Doubleplusgood Wounds on Proles goes doublegood award, but da crew is disbanded after recording Fuck tha Thoughtpolice.
• 1985 - The space shuttle Challenger is dubbed "unexplodable" by NASA at a news conference.
• 1994 - Tupac Shakur goes platinum with his new album, N-word, Fuck, Fuck, Bitch, N-word, Mothafucka, Ho, Bitch, N-word, Fuck. Shakur thanks God.
• 1995 - Tupac Shakur fakes his own death.
• 1999 - Eminem becomes the unopposed best rapper alive. Tupac Shakur actually kills himself.
• 2010 - The EU demands cash from Iceland. Iceland sends ash. Europe is buggered for weeks.