UnNews:Theresa May to ban comedy
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11 June 2018
LONDON, United Kingdom – British Prime Minister Theresa May has proposed an idea to ban all jokes and other forms of entertainment, such as comedy.
"Comedy comes from a racist, sexist, politically incorrect era of time, with vile racist jokes being synthesized in laboratories frequently between 1968 and 1979. This type of sickening material has existed since the beginning of time, and don't even get me started on those disgusting, foul musical jokes by Mozart" said the prime minister.
Former prime minister David Cameron supported this idea, originally planning to introduce a similar law in May 2015, but was unsuccessful, due to basically being stupid and hated by everyone.
If this law is successful, Uncyclopedia, the very website you are reading now, could become illegal. I suppose that makes us criminals now. Ooh, aren't we naughty!
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