UnNews:Apparently, any idiot can have a website
This editorial is part of UnNews, your source for up-to-the-moron misinformation. You can bloody well piss off if you don't like it!
18 January 2010
THE INTERNET -- A mewling little twat doesn't think Uncyclopedia is funny. I say, "Big deal!" It's not like anybody cares about what some douche hack vomits onto virtual paper from his third eye, like third eye vomit.
He thinks British people, especially those from Yorkshire, are stupid. They actually believe that the French are a race of amphibians. They're so stupid, with their stupid in-jokes that even they don't think are funny.
This is how to write good:
- "I had originally planned to make light of Uncyclopedia’s wheezing delivery of comedy by replicating a page. Then I realized that by parodying a supposed parody I’d be creating a cataclysm of unfunny shite." 
- Alex "Emerson and Thoreau; American Transcendentalism and the Birth of a Self-important Douche Bag". Insecure Gits Monthly, December 29, 2009