Talk:Main Page/archive6

Why Wikipedia sucks

1:Acts like its the Best thing since sliced bread 2:By people editing wiki, the quality falls apart and turns to crap 3:Main Problem:Administrators[see for yourself

With YOUR help[everyone],we can destroy the 'administrators'.You can see updates of my attackUser:Prinz Eugen.

Exactly. Everybody knows that WE are the best thing since sliced bread. And we edit a wiki that has admins too, but we're immune to being terrible. --RAHB

Hello

Richardson j 01:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Reskin front page

March 15 is coming up and those who have read Julius Caesar by Shakespeareknow the famous line "Beware the ides of March!"(the ides of march is March 15). i think a reskin would be a good idea but I can't so al those good skinners and admins should really take advantage.  Weasel 3689 01:45, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

You have 22 hours to learn.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:47, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

You won't get this unless you're a Yank

But at least try. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5mkyRn50U

Featured Article

Can I nominate the Main Page as a Featured article? I'd like to. I think it's one of the most well-written pages on Uncyclopedia.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.111.167.39 (talk • contribs)

You can. Then, if the past is any indication, you can watch it fail.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Understand that, when Modus says "fail," he's talking about a 19th century flying machine kind of failure. It's such a popular idea that it's made the list at HowTo:Get Banned.--<<>> 11:55, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Request for slight alteration to the Did You Know section

Currently, the makeup of this section is two {{DidYouKnow}}'s and three {{DYK}}'s. As Template:DidYouKnow is the longer, more utilitarian (containing links to featured articles) and more interesting of the two templates, I for one think that either two or one more{{DidYouKnow}} needs to be inserted in there. --L 11:20, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Blaspemous Pages

Could we tone down the blasphemy on Uncyclopedia? Theres ways to make pages like God funny without offending people. --24.58.121.123 00:13, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

No there isn't. I suggest you try Conservapedia for a hilarious religiously-based wiki. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

You're offended by God? That's probably the least offensive religious page on Uncyc! Good god, man! If His skin is so thin as to be cut by barbs like "God is love, and watches over each and every human being on Earth to make sure he or she has a happy, successful life", then He should probably get off the interweb.

I found this on Slate, "Faith makes huge claims, including huge claims to temporal authority over the citizen, which therefore cannot be exempt from scrutiny.". Seems appropriate here, although I wouldn't have phrased it so diplomatically. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Pope

Someone has befouled the previously hilarious page about the Pope...isn't there a way to keep out those without a sense of humour? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.79.76.189 (talk • contribs)

If you've got a solution we'd like to hear it. Up to this point we've just been making them admins. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

A cull of all catholics would be a good option —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Oxyman (talk • contribs)

Uncyclopedia.com

Someone needs to either buy this and redirect it here, or fuck up the server it's hosted on and/or the people who registered it. I'm hoping the latter. 142.59.243.106 23:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

No President's Day Page?

Seriously. Why? --Emmzee 14:13, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

If you build it, they will come. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:07, 19 Feb 2007

School wasn't even out. Why even bother? It's a non-holiday, like Earth Day or Arbor Day or any of those other holidays where we pretend to care about our future. Only this one has to do with our past.--<<>> 03:13, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Not even everyone's past, should I point out as a non-Statesian. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 03:35, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

School was out in some places.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by RAHB (talk • contribs)

Great UFO video

File:UFO changes color and Shape! ** RARE Footage
-- Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk? 05:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Yay! Screamer! High General Grue 04:56, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Fucking scared the crap out of ME!!!

Just because I view something on Uncyclopedia doesn't mean I should have nightmares for 5 weeks as a side effect. Get rid of it. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Hello this is my 1st message hear aok or go to HEAVEN .

I just like to say a big fat hello and i'm browsing on my wii .(User:Who am I?)05:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm very disappointed!!

Uncyclopedia has an article on every thing except the Kitchen Sink!! This is crap. How am I supposed to learn about the Kitchen Sink!! if there isn't even an article on it?? *sniff*--71.66.101.74 22:18, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Have you...wait, you might want to sit down for this...ever considered...you're sitting now, right?...writing it...dang! I've run out of asides to distract you...yourself? This is a wiki. Anyone can edit. Anyone. Think about it. I didn't. Now they won't let me leave. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Today's main page...

Fills me with despair and heart-wrenching loneliness. I'm going to go listen to Linkin Park. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 05:08, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

You want to be depressed? Put Make It Big by Wham! on the LP. If Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go doesn't extinguish the dimly burning light of your dying soul, nothing will.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:18, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

...

MATT DAMON.

Emopedia???

The main page now appears as 'emopedia'. am i the only one having this problem, is there some kind of glitch, or has someone changed it, allowed or not allowed?

This is just a redesign for Valentine's Day, parodying the heart-broken lovers who don't like it (Preferably, emos). --NESluver 01:11, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Yah, I have no clue what your talking about, because I don't see it. Maybe you should turn your computer off and then turn it back on again. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:42, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Good job on the special template guys b(^_^)b --74.14.181.231 03:36, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

OMG

Today: Jesus Christ gets crabs from Mary Magdaline... I'm terribly offended! Way 2 Go!!! --AmericanBastard 06:47, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Sigh

We need an updated Valentines day reskin to reflect the new template. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

03:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica

At the risk of rehashing the old Uncyclopedia/Encyclopedia Dramatica debate, I present the results of web traffic for each respective site during the last year. 72.74.207.163 19:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

/me adopts curmudgeonly stance...At the risk of falling off my chair and laying on the ground, twitching and steaming, no, you did not. What you did was provide the stats for Uncyc, and only Uncyc. Still, you knew perfectly well what you were doing: shame on you for poking the bear of Uncyc vs ED. We know that we are "ranked" similar to ED. We don't care. I say again: We don't care. Now go write something funny.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

You forgot to link We don't care to this article. Oh, and to that anonymous IP: Are you SURE you don't have bots that keep randomly refreshing your pages? --thematrixeætsyou, the leader (talk) (flames) 04:25, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

WTF?

I don't get it —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 208.19.13.102 (talk • contribs)

Well, perhaps if you cut your hair and dressed up nice, you would get it. Girls won't give it to just any slob. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Oooh BURN! Suck it 208.19.13.102, you got pwned --Got Milk? 06:47, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Google Bomb

I don't have the time myself (and the skill, and the humour too probably) to write an article about it myself. But maybe an article about 'Google Bombs' could be an inspiration for someone to make something nice :) Instead of the actual internet-slang, you could position it within Google World Domination plans, and of course an Russian Reversal: In Sovjet Russia, bomb Googles you! - Maarten

F@H reskin

I'm liking this. Good job on the skinning, Tomp, Braydie and anyone else that helped out. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:55, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, but tomps did most of the hard work. —Braydie at 17:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Master Lock?

Shouldn't it say Master Card? AND GO BEARS! --GAMESPOT=666 21:52, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

The sponsors on the second line were picked from a list of "famous Super Bowl adverts" from Wikipedia, which is why it said Master Lock instead of Master Card.--<<>> 04:40, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Great job with this.

Now DA BEARS will win for sure. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 09:15, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Today's Featured Article

the Today's Featured Article is a horribly awful attempt at creating humor out of a plain politically biased jerk speech. go to hell, you pig

Thats IMPERIALIST pig, if you don't mind. - Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

What The Fuck

For some reason, whenever I go to any page, after a couple of second, it automatically goes to the edit page for that article. Anyone else having this problem? -Joachim22 cba to sign in

im not getting that automatically go to edit page error, but it's somewhat related...whenever i double click (like when i try to select a word...) it takes me to the edit page. is this normal? it's incredibly annoying. --Tradgedy12

Here in Uncyclopedia, everything is normal, and anything that is normal is not normal. So no, it's not normal. 75.57.246.110 03:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Baby did a bad, bad thing

Why does HowTo:Run_away_from_home, as "Yesterday's featured article", have the header pic from Blackbeard Catering Company, hmm?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

What's that diff got to do with that? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:06, 3 Feb 2007

I put it in, figuring that main page would change and putting just Main Page would be silly. It's fixed now anyway (and the diff turns out not to show the error), rendering this section entirely moot. Moot!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

It was because I'm a terrible person. I'm going to go slit my wrists now. —rc (t) 03:45, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

I thought it was funny. Odd, but funny. (Sounds like and April first thing...hmmmm) --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Just a glitch: the more... link links to yesterday's featured article. Can someone fix it? --Imp88 08:31, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, 'tis fixed now. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:46, 29 Jan 2007

Whoever fixed the glitch has just reset my tivo so my television plays Groundhogs Day over and over,how redundant,how redundant......please switch it.....I love it when he punches the insurance guy....back. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Davidabolter2006 (talk • contribs)

Main page vandalism

If this happens too often, admitting to writing gorefest (blood rather than Al or Hannibal L, wilder shores of slashfic etc will be a better jobsworth career option. Nowt wrong with creative swearword rearrangement, but it should be slightly moresome funny.

Awesome!!! This is like some kind of a post-nuclear-Wikipedia experience! Well alright, it's exactly like your every day Wikipedia experience, only with the MP unprotected... Still, a very, very good idea. --Medvedev ^(scream) 08:13, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Still, it's a good thing I didn't pick today to tell my Mom about all the work I've done on Uncyclopedia.  c • > • cunwapquc? 09:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

The Main Page should be kept like this indefinitely. It's like, "fuck you, Internet". --UtarEmpire 10:09, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I smell hax !!! Mightywayne 11:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

For --71.225.64.232 20:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Edit: I think http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/4.252.99.182 that guy has something to do with this! If he does... then this was on purpose. ;X we need a fucking admin to fix the page those damn nazis

Why hasn't an admin sorted the main page?

We prefer it this way. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:07, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Well thats fucking stupid!

Welcome!

Thompkins vandalised the main page, look at the recent changes.

I doubt that User:Thompkins did much of anything. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

It says Fisher Price Go eat shit fuckers.

Impressive

Just... Great... wooo!

Comic Book Guy

Best Main Page ever!

Bah!

What lame vandalism. It needs more pop culture references.

"YOU WILL BE EATING SHIT FUCKER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE." How's that? --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Um...

Is anyone gonna fix this shit? ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

No. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

It's not Tommorrow yet (that's only a day away).--<<>> 23:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Do as the nice man tells you. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/22 23:58

Sorry, what? What is the point? ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 00:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

It's long-time-ago, hardcore Uncyclopedia history. Perhaps one of my favorite bits of meta-humor on the site stems from this one vandalised page: Fisher Price. The retrospective was #6 on the 2006 list, thus the main page feature of the article which it stemmed from. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/23 00:13

It's number 4, actually. People have weird taste in humor...--<<>> 01:12, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Believe me. There'd be a HUGE outrage against Fisher Price's existance if there werent the Retrospective. No one knows why Fisher Price was kept initially, and it probably would have sparked another Euroipods controversey. But the Retrospective was written, and everyone loved it. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:54, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

HOLA!!! Mi es castroso chompador. Tu bailar en fuego. Tu eres puta. Tu es mierda en fuego. -Castroso Chompador Castroso chompador 15:52, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

URL of the swedish uncyclopedia

The swedish uncyclopedia has switched URLs, since psyklopedin.hehu.se is overrun with vandalism, is without admins, and lacks many essential functions, such as searching. The new URL is sv.uncyclomedia.org, but I don't have the authority to edit the Main page or the Babel, so if someone could do it for me, that would be great.

THE POWER OF YOUR LOCAL DEITY COMPELLS YOU! /Maaakus

What? I don't compel people to do anything. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 02/24 14:37

I do.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Miss-rain (talk • contribs)

I love the site

I find this 17 year old very kawaii .

And i love the site .

Nonsenseopedia

Is it real?Is it in a fake language of polish?