Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 28

Yes kids - Brick walls can be fun.

September 28: Brick Wall Commemoration Day

• 1102 - The first all-brick room construction is done by an unknown bricklayer who also invents the oubliette at the same time.
• 1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall.
• 1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues.
• 1698 - Brick is reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Costner decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26.
• 1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall. Masons remain unmoved.
• 1704 - First 'stack of bricks' is discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake.
• 1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in a brick wall for something a lot more stable.
• 1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again.
• 1917 - All in all, Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall.
• 1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims.
• 1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof.
• 1989 - The Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering its cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America.
• 1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick.
• 1999 - WLCP's Another Brick in the Eye reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts.
• 2007 - The first iPhone is bricked, causing Steve Jobs to cackle maniacally.