Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 20

November 20: Almighty Sophia Day

• 500 BCE - Greeks invent philosophy(filos=love, (of) Sophia).
• 479 BCE - Sophia invents boobs , millions stare.
• 284 - Dodecahedron becomes Roman Emperor.
• c.350 - The Church of Saint Sophia is built in Bulgaria, the name rendered as "Sofia" based on cyrillic transliteration. Other churches would soon be built in Mu, Krakatau (Krakatoa) Island, Antarctica, Turkey, California (Los Angeles), earning the wrath of Cthulhu followers.
• 403 - The Hagia Sophia is completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.
• 1453 - Turks capture Constantinople and rename it "Is Stan Bull", adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia Sophia.
• 1910 - Mexican Revolution begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
• 1910 - (about 1 PM): Siesta in Mexico. Revolution is postponed.
• 1917 - World War I, Battle of Cambrai begins: the Allies make surprise attack on the German trenches while the soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
• 1950 - Sophia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
• 1958 - Sophia films Boy on a Dolphin. Years later, Michael Jackson will purchase rights for the remake.
• 1988 - Pac-Man and Miss Pac-Man wed amid concerns over their identical surnames.
• 2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Mrs Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.