Emperor

There are lots of kinds of emperors. Which kind floats your boat?

• Rulers of a set of galaxies or two? Emperor Palpatine
• Growers of the most impressive moustaches of them all? Kaiser Wilhelm
• People who invented imperialism in the first place? Caesar
• Supporters of your local pope? Charlemagne
• People who wear silly hats and annoy the British? Napoleon Bonaparte
• A page that should be about Jesus, our "personal" lord and savior ? Emperor of the Universe
• How to be an emperor? HowTo:Be An Evil Star Emperor
• The emperor's clothes? New Clothes, (Emperor's), The
• The most powerful sentient being on Earth? Ronald McDonald
• A bunch of other stupid crap?
  • Emperor of Mankind
  • Emperor Weird
  • Roman Emperor
  • Emperor of the United States

There are several other ways to be an emperor, like being a penguin, a moth, a black metal band, or a tarot card - so if the options mentioned do not apply to you, never mind and try something new.

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