Necktie

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A necktie is something worn around someone's neck, usually that of a man. Necktie can also refer to:

Clip-on tie – In case you're running late for work.
Bow tie – Out of fashion, but these have been proven to make you look swag at the Academy Awards!
Penis – The other kind of tie.

v t e Things to hide your ugly body with that you think make you look pretty

	Armor Bikini Black tights Bow tie Bra Clip-on tie Clogs Corset Disguise Dress Flip-Flops Glasses Gloves Goggles Golf clothing Halloween costumes Hats Hood Kilt Knickers Lingerie Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress Pajamas Panties Pants Polo shirt Shoes Skirt Socks Speedos Thong Towel Ugg boots Underwear Viking Metal Zoot suit

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