Korean Wall

“There is a wall dividing us. The Germans have. So we have.”

~ Great Leader's infalliable logic

Not another brainwashing article by North Korea.

As you can see in the picture, the wall actually should be taller than that.

The Korean Wall (not to be confused with the war, idiot) is a wall (duh) which stretches more than 240 km (149 mi) from east to west, is 5–8 m (16–26 ft) high, 10–19 m (33–62 ft) thick at the bottom, and 3–7 m (10–23 ft) wide in the upper part. The wall is an unfair way that the US and the south Korean puppets built so that we, the North Koreans, cannot fully reunify the country of Korea, and giving them the advantage of attacking us without us seeing properly.

Unlike the Berlin Wall in Germany, the wall is built by the US and south Koreans, not the communists. The wall is built from 1979 to 1979 using the cheap labour of the ignorant south Koreans. The wall still stands today to keep us away from hopes of Korean reunification and enjoy some Kimchi in the south.

History

According to one willingly-confessed US spy captured who surrendered himself and joined our side, he said the Korean War (which he confirms it exist), was built roughly one day when the sun was shining brightly, and the US sergeant was in a mood to spoil the day by enslaving his soldiers to build a war on the Korean Demilitarized Zone.

Views of other nations

There has been no objections about the wall, because, they said, THE WALL DOESN'T EXIST IDIOTS! However, according to two groups of people, they have managed to take a few authentic pictures of the wall. (THEY ARE NOT TANK BARRIERS!) Our superior soldiers have also managed to steal the plans and later burned down as they are 'detestable US imperial stuff', hence that is why no plans of the wall can be found.

See also

• Berlin Wall