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--Composure1 18:44, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

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I was raised by a cup of coffee. --AAA! (AAAA) 13:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

$2+2=fish$ • Spang • ☃ • talk • 14:18, 12 Jan 2007`

Hello, American consumer! You like eat food, yes? We to have best food for you at nice chinese restaurant! Eat dumpling or try nice mystery fish. Taste good. You use chopstick, yes? --Composure1 18:44, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

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I would like to use this space to remind Uncyclopaedians of the Rules of English Composition. It is essential to write the goodest grammer and splellings you can do, always.

• Use nouns but never give a gun to ducks. Never give a toilet plunger to giraffes.
• Separate your verbs from dark matter. If you don't then the galaxy will collapse on you and your loved ones.
• Crabs! Lemons! Ventilated stoat!
• Use the K.I.S.S. principle: Keep It Sexy, Sweetheart.
• If your article isn't, then it won't be. We can never do not less than we can't not do.
• Wipe carefully.
• If you don't wipe carefully then your windows will be smeary. I hope you didn't think of something dirty about the previous item. I certainly didn't.
• Your intent may be clear but your navel may have dried soup in it. Have a look. See? See those bits of noodle?

Thank you for reading, and for keeping it unreal. ----OEJ 19:24, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Incoherent spells 1992 upside-down Bob Newhart.

--General Insineratehymn 02:36, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, liquid goo neuters YOU!! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:48, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Dear Uncyclopedia...

Offended.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

02:57, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

MY GODDAMN BUGGY! HIJACKED BY LEVELERS! --General Insineratehymn 03:00, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

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Much adieu about nothing. Home in the ceiling, --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:14, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

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Coming up next on the Boring Show, more of the driveling, uninspired crap that the networks churn out 24 hours a day, interspersed with stupid, pandering messages from our sponsers about products you don't want to buy.

After that, an exclusive interview with famous celebrity Jeff Q. Schmuckenheimer about the consistency of the ice cream he ate this afternoon, and how it affects his relationship with famous bimbo Atten Shun Horr. Oh yes, people do spend time thinking about this kind of stuff.

Also, don't forget to catch the Boring Show's new docu-drama; Granola: Last of the Great Kings of Old? All this and more, right after this commercial break. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:26, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

There is nothing here. Do not believe these lies.

FNORD
Aw man, it didn't work. --Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 21:48, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Fleigender Zirkus!

Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark,
Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag!

Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stockelschuh
Und Strumpf und Bustenhalter
Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:24, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

έναs άντραs όνομα πιάτο

εκεί κάποτε was έναs άντραs όνομα πιάτο. αυτόs άρεσα πίττα. αυτόs θα τρώω αυτό κάθε ημέρα. οπωσδήποτε , αυτόs θα πάντοτε έχω δικός του μητέρα φτιάχνω αυτό για αυτόν , όπως αυτόs έκανα όχι γνωρίζω πωs σε μάγειραs. --General Insineratehymn 07:13, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

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This is our country by Johnny Cougar John Cougar Mellencamp

Well, I can stand beside ideas I think are right

And I can stand beside the idea to stand and fight

I do believe there’s a dream for everyone

This is our country

There's room enough here for science to live

And there's room enough here for religion to forgive

And try to understand other people of this land

This is our country

From the east coast to the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

And poverty could be just another ugly thing

And bigotry would be seen only as obscene

And the ones that run this land

Help the poor and common man

This is our country

From the east coast to the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

(Instrumental Interlude)

The dream is still alive

Some day it will come true

And this country

It belongs to folks like me and you

So let the voice of freedom

Sing out through this land

This is our country

From the east coast to the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home

This is our country

From the east coast to the west coast

Down the Dixie Highway

Back home-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:39, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

If people actually knew this song wasn't about Chevy pickups and redneck culture. Johnny Cougar is a huge hippie, just like me. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

There's room enough here for science to live

And there's room enough here for religion to forgive

Entire third verse

Doesn't sound like a redneck anthem to me. --Missingno. 22:00, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

This Is Our Roadkill, by Drunk Booger Melonhead

Well, I can crouch beside the road side all night

And I can eat roadkill 'til the first morning light

I do believe there’s some maggots in my teeth

This is just so wrong...

There's room here to cook up a rotten skunk

And there's room to go on a seven-day drunk

And try to sit on top of a mountain of cow flop

This is just so wrong...

From the dead cats to the squashed frogs

Down the Roadkill Highway

Back home

This is just so wrong...

And I think you could be just another ugly dude

And I think your habits are just plain rude

And the ones that run and hide

Don't have roadkill on their side

This is just so wrong...

From the dead cats to the squashed frogs

Down the Roadkill Highway

Back home

This is just so wrong...

(Instrumental Interlude: Imagine twenty people strumming 12-string guitars all at once, then falling off the stage.)

The squirrel is still alive

So hit it with a mallet, man

And this roadkill

It belongs to folks who never wash

So let the feel of maggots

Go creeping 'cross your tongue

This is just so wrong...

From the dead cats to the squashed frogs

Down the Roadkill Highway

Back home

This is just so wrong...

From the dead cats to the squashed frogs

Down the Roadkill Highway

----OEJ 16:58, 28 January 2007 (UTC) Whoops, please note that I does not mean to be a hater, I am just playing around with the lyric. John Cougar is an OK guy really.

We interrupt this music video to bring you this news announcement

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. --General Insineratehymn 01:37, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Attenton Uncyclopedians of all ages:

Testicles.

That is all. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:51, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you saying you don't have testicles? --AAA! (AAAA) 02:25, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Nope. I'm saying I have Westicles. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:40, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

You should really spring for Easticles. They require a little more maintenance, but hoo man are they worth it. --Algorithm 02:18, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Enough!

Come, let us be gay! --AAA! (AAAA) 23:11, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

• Against. It's only fun if it's an unspoken, secret agreement. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:56, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Good point. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:07, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
• Feature! --Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 03:39, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Special Announcement

The Uncyclopedia Broadcasting Company (UBC) apologizes for the poor quality of this special announcement. If you didn't like it, then the Benson Channel is probably not the one you should be watching, even though it is better than all the other channels. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:56, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Average Announcement

The Uncyclopedia Broadcasting Company (UBC) would like to make an average, ordinary announcement. This announcement is just like all the other kids and can do everything the others can do. This announcement is NOT special; it's just a late bloomer. LOOK OUT A ROGUE ELEPHANT! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

BRAINS

BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS I LIKE BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS...yup... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:43, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[Insert statement of presence]

[Insert reference to self in third person] [Insert self-proclamation] [Insert comment on relative quality] [Insert justification for strange mode of speech] [Insert threat] [Insert another threat] [Insert redundant self-proclamation] --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:07, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[Insert greeting here] [insert word referring to an all male community here], [Insert name of person who made this topic here] [Insert third person singular of the verb "to be" here] [Insert adverb describing this location here] --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:04, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

[Insert Nobody cares here] --[Insert signature here] 05:27, 30 January 2007 [Insert (UTC) here]

Pathetic Announcement

The Uncyclopedia Broadcasting Company (UBC) would like to make a pathetic announcement. Really, it's quite a dreadful announcement. It is a disgrace to the media as a whole. You probably should go do something else for a while, lest you become depressed at the overuse of this lame joke. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:18, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

New userboxes

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This user's future is so frightening they've gotta wear peril-sensitive sunglasses.

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This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.

This user's IQ is {{{1}}}.

About !@#$&^%$ $#&@ time too. I can't be bothered putting 'em in Template:. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:26, 27 January 2007 (UTC)A warning to all yuk-smooching fly-fishers: they have plugged the dabbler. Also, bobble-heads have no esophagi. That is all. Stand by for next zipper from Kowtow point. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:50, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Muffins

They taste good. I'm eating one right now and it is quite scrumptious. Where the hell is my dog? (sneeze) --MelvanaInChains 20:53, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

You're dead.

So why not relax and enjoy this little game I've prepared.

Heh heh heh.

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• To restart, go to page 1.
• To die again, go to page 86.
• To die in a different way, turn to page 87
• Alternatively you can be turned into a Vampire. If so, prepare to fight Buffy the Vampire Slayer

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:59, 27 January 2007 (UTC) (Above substituted to fix categorization) --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Polend

• I didn't forgettedid it <huge> –              Smiddle              21:55, 27 January 2007 (UTC)</huge>

Big

<big><big><big><big><big> -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:49, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

<small><small><small><small><small>! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Ariez?

Yes? --AAA! (AAAA) 10:51, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

How did I know? Hank J. Wimbleton

A mystery... --AAA! (AAAA) 10:09, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Studious.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:29, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Oooh, lati...hey! Who you callin' a "sunt"? Put em up, tough guy! /me punches monitor.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:39, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Excerpt

From an A-level physics textbook: "The situation is made simpler by time dilation, however, as this allows us to consider the quarks as relativistic stationary pancakes." --Sir Jam 19:15, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Clothespegs

-- 22:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

:D —Braydie at 22:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

...I found it first. —The preceding comment was a lie.-- 23:11, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Great Moments of Uncyclopedia will return...

...right now. --Andorin Kato 06:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Oops! This content is for Uncyclopedia +Plus! members only.

A quote for all occasions

“They thought I was evil for killing that entire family of small children, but really, after killing their parents, leaving them alive would have just been cruel”

~ Oscar Wilde on mercy mass murder

You got an enemy on your tail!

Do a barrel roll, Fox! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:11, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Cut your way through with a boost! --Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 04:56, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

See my ship? Does it LOOK okay to you? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:00, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

SLIPPY! NO!!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:26, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Duct tape + Slippy's mouth = Happiness. *shinespikes* --User:Missingno/sig 00:59, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to sit this one out--Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO! 05:59, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey Einstein, I'm on your side! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 04:06, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Incoming enemy from the rear, drop altitude!--Whiteside pie4eva!!! I LIKE PIE TOO! 16:26, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

You will die, just like your father. --Andross, Scourge of the Galaxy! _{(aim for the eyes)} 16:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

A very important message

hgxhctioh9\]'/; .gy7hgy6h7` --FDZ? ^(DIBM) 08:24, 2 February 2007 (PJB)

Itchy scalp?

Try OliproPLUS!-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:22, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

OliproPLUS, apply directly to the spleen! OliproPLUS, apply directly to the spleen! OliproPLUS, apply directly to the spleen! --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:07, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

I hate you all. --Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 16:25, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Hate everybody? Try OliproPLUS! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 23:04, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Spatula City

For ALL your spatula needs. --Andorin Kato 05:52, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

wait...

hello
Ow, I think I hurt something... --AAA! (AAAA) 06:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

HOSE NOSES!

Hose noses!

Oh no.

Oh noes!

Hose noses!

José's nosy!

Home gnomes! Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 10:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

17 -- \o/ 13:28, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Attention Mayors of the Wiki!

Lulz. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:00, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey!

I feel pretty! I feel pretty! Schizo Master 14:21, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH Help! A loop in the fifth dimension makes my salamanders double-ended! !dedne-elbuod srednamalas ym sekam noisnemid htfif eht ni pool A !pleH................. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:38, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

<Insert Imperial March Here>

Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines P.S.:MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh ignore them, they're not really there - they're just elaborate . -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:16, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, they are real, very real. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Pie > BENSON > Sex?

Discuss. --Emmzee 01:38, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Censored70.101.74.93 18:16, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

RELEVANT! (well, almost)

PHNURR! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:05, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Wafflez, please.

Can I have some caffeine with 'em?  –              Smiddle              16:18, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Only if you polish my little brother. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:06, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Only if he's a magic lamp. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:39, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Or if he's a meditating liquid goo. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 04:23, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

A good idea

How about we ship all them durn mexicanos back over the ocean to mexico where they belong! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:10, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

You want random?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?

Well I got random!

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