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Happy 6th Birthday Uncy!!! VI! The Big 6. BYOC (Bring your own cake). Aleister 20:35 5 1 '11
- And I can't believe I almost forgot this. Only a few hours left, as Uncy was born kicking and screaming (the attending nurses were kicking and screaming, not the site, which was laughing and honking) on January 5, 2005. Aleister 20:51 5 1 '11
- I guess that means the time is right for that 5.5 thing, eh? Just kidding that's never happening. --
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
- The 5.5 thing turned out very well. I was a jerk there for awhile, but the end result proved me wrong as a deer crossing a busy highway with its eyes closed. And I added a new Hall of Shamer - Wild Weasel, who never got added - as an anniversary gift to Uncy. Aleister 21:20 5 1 '11
20:53, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
- I guess that means the time is right for that 5.5 thing, eh? Just kidding that's never happening. --
~ -- 05:25, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)
- STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!! -- 10:08, Jan. 7, 2011
- I am new here, and who is this Uncyclopedia fellow?--CandidToaster 12:33, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
- Me. --~ 11:12, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- You're six years old now, and you should be able to handle the responsibilities entailed with being a six year old, such as learning good manners, brushing you teeth, and giving handjobs to relatives. That's what everyone does in their sixth birthday, right?--CandidToaster 15:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- er... I guess so... --~ 19:52, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- You're old enough now to start doing chores. Go resurface our driveway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- No. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- HEY! I'm the little uncyclopedia and I decide if I want to. So, right now I prefer to start making sand castles. --~ 08:42, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- You're Uncyclo-tan!?--CandidToaster 14:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- HEY! I'm the little uncyclopedia and I decide if I want to. So, right now I prefer to start making sand castles. --~ 08:42, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- No. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- You're old enough now to start doing chores. Go resurface our driveway. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- er... I guess so... --~ 19:52, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- You're six years old now, and you should be able to handle the responsibilities entailed with being a six year old, such as learning good manners, brushing you teeth, and giving handjobs to relatives. That's what everyone does in their sixth birthday, right?--CandidToaster 15:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- Me. --~ 11:12, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
- I am new here, and who is this Uncyclopedia fellow?--CandidToaster 12:33, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
- STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!! -- 10:08, Jan. 7, 2011
- And so this is six years
- And what have we done
- Another year over
- And a new one just begun
- And so this is six years
- And voting has begun
- Who writest the bestest
- And this time who's won
- Refrain
- A very silly six years
- With a sappy tune here
- Forget all the good ones
- The IPs are here
fuck that, I've got a better one
- And so it's uncyc's 6th
- And what have you done?
- You blanked loads of pages
- And insulted my mum
- And so we have banned you
- I hope you had fun
- your contribs were awful
- and disgusted everyone
Refrain
- A very happy birthday
- and a pointless new year
- let's hope it's not shitty
- when the IPs get here
- And so this is Uncyc
- For gay and for dumb
- the reg'd and unreg'd ones
- this site is so wrong
- And so this is BHOP
- for fags and cockbites
- for stupid and troll ones
- The drama's alright.
- (refrain)
- And so this is Wikia
- and what have they done?
- They fucked up the DB
- and forced ads up our bum
- And so fuck Wi-kia
- their staff are so dumb
- they break all the site scripts
- then ignore everyone
- A very happy birthday
- and a pointless new year
- let's hope it's not shitty
- when the IPs get here
- Voting's over, you're all losers
- Voting's over nooooooooowwwwww
FIN. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
This poem sucks. Look at this
- Mimo&maxus how great you are
- I hear your poems when I'm at the bar
- Now I think I'm going to the car
- Because you are better than me
- And I have to pee
That's what I call a poem. --~ 19:13, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
- There once was a man from Kent
- Whose junk was permanently bent
- To save him some trouble
- He bent it back double
- And instead of coming, he went
And now for something completely different:
- Birthdays now climb the wall
- While Uncy's gnomes, they make the call
- Of which articles stay and which do stall -
- VFG for raw, VFD for dull
- VFH for those without a flaw.
-- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:06, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
- I don't expect you to read it, I expect you to sing it, motherfucker -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:24, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Yea, let's all gather round the kampf fire and sing Oli's inferior version of my song. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 12:46, Jan 14 2011 UTC
- Uncyclopedia
- Wait, that's six syallables, FUCK
--Roman Dog Bird 07:09, January 13, 2011 (UTC)