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Happy 6th Birthday Uncy!!! VI! The Big 6. BYOC (Bring your own cake). Aleister 20:35 5 1 '11

And I can't believe I almost forgot this. Only a few hours left, as Uncy was born kicking and screaming (the attending nurses were kicking and screaming, not the site, which was laughing and honking) on January 5, 2005. Aleister 20:51 5 1 '11

I guess that means the time is right for that 5.5 thing, eh? Just kidding that's never happening. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:53, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:09, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

The 5.5 thing turned out very well. I was a jerk there for awhile, but the end result proved me wrong as a deer crossing a busy highway with its eyes closed. And I added a new Hall of Shamer - Wild Weasel, who never got added - as an anniversary gift to Uncy. Aleister 21:20 5 1 '11

Uncyclopedia's only been here 6 years...i've only been here 6 months...-- 21:22, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, consider all the things you missed... and laugh at everyone involved. That's what I do, at least. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 10:08, Jan. 7, 2011

I am new here, and who is this Uncyclopedia fellow?--CandidToaster 12:33, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Me. --~   11:12, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

You're six years old now, and you should be able to handle the responsibilities entailed with being a six year old, such as learning good manners, brushing you teeth, and giving handjobs to relatives. That's what everyone does in their sixth birthday, right?--CandidToaster 15:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

er... I guess so... --~   19:52, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

You're old enough now to start doing chores. Go resurface our driveway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:30, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

No. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

HEY! I'm the little uncyclopedia and I decide if I want to. So, right now I prefer to start making sand castles. --~   08:42, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

You're Uncyclo-tan!?--CandidToaster 14:33, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Yes but at the male version. --~   14:47, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

And so this is six years

And what have we done

Another year over

And a new one just begun

And so this is six years

And voting has begun

Who writest the bestest

And this time who's won

Refrain

A very silly six years

With a sappy tune here

Forget all the good ones

The IPs are here

fuck that, I've got a better one

And so it's uncyc's 6th

And what have you done?

You blanked loads of pages

And insulted my mum

And so we have banned you

I hope you had fun

your contribs were awful

and disgusted everyone

Refrain

A very happy birthday

and a pointless new year

let's hope it's not shitty

when the IPs get here

And so this is Uncyc

For gay and for dumb

the reg'd and unreg'd ones

this site is so wrong

And so this is BHOP

for fags and cockbites

for stupid and troll ones

The drama's alright.

(refrain)

And so this is Wikia

and what have they done?

They fucked up the DB

and forced ads up our bum

And so fuck Wi-kia

their staff are so dumb

they break all the site scripts

then ignore everyone

A very happy birthday

and a pointless new year

let's hope it's not shitty

when the IPs get here

Voting's over, you're all losers

Voting's over nooooooooowwwwww

FIN. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

This poem sucks. Look at this

Mimo&maxus how great you are

I hear your poems when I'm at the bar

Now I think I'm going to the car

Because you are better than me

And I have to pee

That's what I call a poem. --~   19:13, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

There once was a man from Kent

Whose junk was permanently bent

To save him some trouble

He bent it back double

And instead of coming, he went

Birthdays now climb the wall

While Uncy's gnomes, they make the call

Of which articles stay and which do stall -

VFG for raw, VFD for dull

VFH for those without a flaw.

-- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:06, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't expect you to read it, I expect you to sing it, motherfucker -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:24, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Yea, let's all gather round the kampf fire and sing Oli's inferior version of my song.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 12:46, Jan 14 2011 UTC

Uncyclopedia

Wait, that's six syallables, FUCK

--Roman Dog Bird 07:09, January 13, 2011 (UTC)