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Tell me your age, gender, sexual preference, location, favourite ~~race~~ colour, whether or not your parents were abusive towards you, and your actual job and how much money you get paid at said job. Also, what is your favourite Uncyclopedia article? And your credit card number, with the CVV number that's on the back? That's important, too. I need this information. Also, what kind of car do you drive? People judge you on that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:46, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

This should tell you all you need to know. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*

(talk) (stalk) Π ~

~ 12 Apr 2010 ~ 04:55 (UTC)

You first, Dex. :P • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:06, Apr 12 2010

A car? -- Style

Guide 06:28, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

A job? ~

07:08, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Parents? -- Style

Guide 07:14, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia? --UU - natter

08:12, Apr 12

Penis? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 10:29, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Abusive? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:02, Apr 12 2010

Money? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 21:48, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Why?:Do I need to provide this?--<<

>> 20:58, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Too much detail! but you know what I'd like? An ongoing "push-pin map" of Uncyclopedians. Until I get to know you by your comments, it helps me to remember you to get a sense of where you're from. Spıke Ѧ 11:28 17-Apr-10

For your "research," no doubt. You'll never blackmail me, Dr. SPIKE! NEVER! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:42, Apr 18 2010

Name: Edward Thatch

Age:27
Male
Totally Homo
Caribbean
Mulatto
Red
YES ;_;
Processional Maritime Booty Interceptor/Global Warming Deterrent
40,000 Doubloons after taxes, but I don't pay my taxes.
Mastercard 4332 2964 2001 5580, security code 851
I don't have a car, I have a boat.

-- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:26 EST 13 April, 2010

Name: Modusoperandi

Age: 97
Gender: Thundercat
Sexual preference: The kind without a penis
Location: Easter Island
Favourite ~~race~~ colour: None. I loves all the sexy ladies. Sadly, their standards are far higher than mine
Whether or not your parents were abusive towards you: No. They were only abusive towards my friends, going so far as to refer to them as "One of your stupid friends is on the phone for you" when they called
Your actual job: I don't have an "actual" job. I have an imaginary one. It's pretty awesome
- How much money you get paid at said job: Yes
Also, what is your favourite Uncyclopedia article? That one I read that one time (currently Rogue punchlines)
Your credit card number, with the CVV number that's on the back?: Mastercard 4332 2964 2001 5580, security code 851. Now.
What kind of car do you drive?: The kind that goes "Vroom! Vroom!", and the intake goes "Pah-rack! Pssssh!" while the exhaust goes "Pop! Pop-pop!" when I let off the gas. It's pretty sweet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:24, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Disregard. After saving paychecks for too long, I got a new car (if you sit silently, you can hear it depreciate). When running, it's eerily quiet, with no vrooms, psshs or pops. It also does 0-60 in five seconds. And, yes, I'm over-compensating for my shriveled manhood. Poor little doodle. It looks like a raisin. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:12, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

Lies! You couldn't possibly be a day over 75. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:12, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

You've been fooled by my youthful disposition, dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:35, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

lard ass mother fucker shit fuck head

Age: 19
Gender: Dude
Sexual Preference: Dudette
Location: New Jersey, USA
Favourite colour: the one that invented the hippity hop music
Abused by parents?: Fuck no.
Occupation: Lazy smelly asshole who doesn't do anything all day except masturbate and be a pathetic loser
Favourite Uncyclopedia article: This website isn't funny (all the time). I'll tell you what my LEAST favourite is though: what the fuck is this shit
Credit card: Don't have one
Automobile: I have truck, but I don't drive it. See Occupation

--Roman Dog Bird 07:04, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Someone who enjoys games entirely too much

Age: Almost 40
Gender: Female
Sexual preference: Mature, faithful, unmarried, straight men. In other words, an extinct species.
Location: Washington state, USA
Favorite color: Metallic gold
Abused by parents?: No, unless you count a lot of SHOUTING.
Occupation: Tax preparer
Favorite Uncyclopedia article: Undecided.
Credit card: They're all maxed.
Car: Fifteen years old, and missing a front left turn signal.

-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:50, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Lies! There are no women on the internet! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:32, April 16, 2010 (UTC)!

I'd rather be at the mall, with a $5000 mall gift certificate. But I don't have one, so.....-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:17, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Necropaxx

Age: 18. Woo!
Gender: 100% real man
Sexual preference: I love me some wimmin. Whether they like me, though...
Location: Going back to Cali in a week.
Favorite color: Blue. Why not.
Abused by parents?: Does taking away video games for the day count?
Occupation: Slacker. I have a second job as a college student, but I only work nights and days before exams.
Favorite Uncyclopedia article: W a y y y y t o o m a n y t o p i c k j u s t o n e .
Credit card: Mastercard 4332 2964 2001 5580, security code 851
Car: I walk. Don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:47, Apr 17 2010

Freddddd

Age: 225 moons
Gender: Supermale (with two extra phalli instead of middle fingers)
Location: Ægyptüs
Sexual Preference: BOOBS!!
Favourite Race: NASCAR
Favourite Colour: I'm a metalhead, so take a wild guess.
Abusion: I abuse my parents. I does!
Job: is that holy dude who had lotsa patience, right?
Money: Yeah, I have some of those.
Favourite Article: A CCTV Nativity
Credit Card: is ebil!!!1oneoneleven!1
Car: Public transport.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:02, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Your real dad (sorry you had to find out like this)

Age: 13 years older than you
Gender: ::sigh:: Male (The fact I'm not your mom should have tipped you off)
Location: Here and there (I'm in the Navy)
Sexual Preference: Cougar
Favourite Race: Yours
Favourite Colour: Norse
Abuse?: Hold on, I'll be right back. Ok, now I can honestly say yes, finally.
Job: Priest by day, seaman by night.
Money: I pass this question. Can I pass?
Favourite Article: Are you colour-blind?
Credit Card: Visa (naturally)
Car: Delorian.

--<<>> 03:07, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Name:Oh you know my fucking name

Age: Oh you know my fucking age
Gender: Oh you know my fucking gender
Sexual: preference: Oh you know my fu....females.
Location: Oh you know my fucking location
Favorite race color: Tannish-brown
Whether or not your parents were abusive towards you: Isn't it obvious?
Your actual job and how much money you get paid at said job: Oh you all know I don't have a fucking job. Gawd.
What is your favorite Uncyclopedia article? This
And your credit card number, with the CVV number that's on the back? Oh you know I don't have a fucking credit card yet. Quit judging me! ;_;
What kind of car do you drive? Lamborghini.

—Pelozurian (talk) 08:05, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Abstract

Age: Post-industrial.
Gender: Woman. In a man's body.
Sexual preference: To me, "sexual preference" has one term too many.
Location: Right now? Sitting at my desk.
Favourite race colour: I never go to them races.
Whether or not your parents were abusive towards you: Whether.
Actual job: Where?
How much money: A lot, please!
You get paid: Thank you, that's mighty nice of you!
At said job: This doesn't compute.
Favourite Uncyclopedia article Anything written by me except some of them, and quite a few written by others. Sorry, UnBooks:The Stranger.
Your credit card number: I've already given it, Jesus Christ. You lost it again?
CVV number that's on the back: 2
That's important, too: That I'm not a pervert.
I need this information: What's your credit card number?
What kind of car do you drive?: Fuck cars. I don't have a license, motherfucker.

-- Style

Guide 11:12, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Simon Cowell/Marjorie Cameron

Age: of Aquarius.
Gender: Siamese-twin, so we have one of both.
Sexual preference: Siamese twin, I said. She plays with me. He plays with me. We play with everybody else. It's all good.
Location: Who's that knocking at your door?
Fave colour: Obviously teal, him. Invisibility, her.
Did our parents abuse us: Does licking our balls/labia count?
Job and income: Let's just say we want for nothing, except for some more parents to lick our stuff.
Favorite Uncy article: Many, but not anything at all now, except for this guy's user page, which we've asked him to put on main so we can VFH nom it, but he never answered. Neither of us Siamese twins can read the writing, but everytime we look at the pictures-that-tell-the-story one or the other of us cracks up.
Credit card number: If you have to ask you can't afford to know.
Car driven: Either the horse and buggy or the Hummer, depending on our mood and if the horse is already in harness.

--Aleister in Chains 12:13 18 and 12:35 19 4 MMX

Name: Necropaxx

Age: It said it on my userpage for like, a month, god.
Gender: The non-feminine one.
Sexual preference: Dexter, you and your cute ass both know my sexual preference.
Favorite race/color: Why do I need to provide this?
Abusive: Still waiting on that one...
Favorite Uncyclopedia article: Ooh, that's a tough one. I love Kurdish Military Industries, Jewish Cuisine, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, and a bunch of others...I'll pass.

I was almost completely serious...huh.--Sir ~HE LP ME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 16:07, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Scrotum

Age: Middle
- Gender: I hab a penis
  - Sexual preference: Pulse required
    - Location: Melbourne
      - Favourite colour: Asian
        Whether or not your parents were abusive towards you: No mummy, don't put the knitting needles in my ears!
        Actual job: Call centre person sales thingy
        How much money you get paid: About half of what I'm worth
        Favourite Uncyclopedia article: None - I hate them all
        Your credit card number: I have 11 different credit cards, and no credit available
        CVV number that's on the back: You're right, it is!
        What kind of car do you drive?: Ford Falcon Ghia 1995 sedan green

WTF am I thinking?

Age: OVER 20 (unlike most of you)
Gender: HUGE COCK AND HUGE BALLS (I hope it's not cancer)
Sexual preference: Hot chicks (the human kind)
Location: Belgium
Favourite ~~race~~ colour: Nigga Gold
Whether or not my parents were abusive towards me: Psychologically, yup. Sexually, nope.
Actual job: None
How much money I get paid at said job: None
Favourite Uncyclopedia article: This one, definitely
Credit card: None
Car: I don't need a car! I can fly like Superman!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:00, 19 April 2010

H. John Ashley

Age: 19
Gender: Male pretending to be female
Sexual preference: All of them
Location: Perth
Favourite race/colour: The greenish-brown mountain people found on the Louisiade Archipelago in Papua New Guinea
Were my parents abusive? Yep.
Job: Space-paleontologist specialising in orthodontics
Money: I pay them to let me work.
Favourite Uncyclopedia article: UN:W
Credit Card: Too poor to have one.
Car: I have a trailer lugged around by a WWII Spitfire. When I graduate this is where I will have my clinic.

~ 10:53, Apr 19, 2010

Wait, what? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 17:59, Apr 19 2010

"Gender: Male pretending to be female". This? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 18:18, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

So he's a crossdresser. I'm more worried about the "space-paleontologist specialising in orthodontics" part. I mean, a dentist searching for teeth from space dinosaurs in your mouth? Wow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:48, 20 April 2010

How have you all missed the scariest point? He's/She's actually from Perth! • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 06:22, Apr 20 2010 UTC

That Faggot with the Beard

Age: Almost 20
Gender: Manly Man
Sexual preference: Womenly Women
Location: Buffalo, NY, home of America's shittiest sports teams.
Favorite color: White, Black, Blue, Red
Abused by parents?: I abuse them.
Occupation: Full-time student
Favorite Uncyclopedia article: All the ones I write.
Credit card: Hah, I wish.
Car: Ditto.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:52, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Dude, like, what...?

Age: 17
Gender: Dude
Sexual preference: chicks
Location: South Florida
Favorite color: Green or Blue... depending on the day
Did our parents abuse us: my ears hurt...
Job and income: Procrastination, school
Favorite Uncy article: How to turn on your computer, I lost your ferret
Credit card number: idfk, and im too lazy to look for it.
Car driven: 2009 Lincoln MKX, shit'd be nice if i ever got off my ass and cleaned it...

Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:30, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

The Right and Left Honourable Major Sir Reverend Zim_ulator

aged 51
gender male
sexual preference I prefer good sex.
location Lowell, Massachusetts, USA
favourite race colour bioflavanoids
whether or not your parents were abusive towards you not with power tools
your actual job UnNews Editor, Minister, Lifestyle Consultant, Pothead
how much money you get paid at said job nothing whatsoever
what is your favourite Uncyclopedia article? Hyena blazing
your credit card number, with the CVV number that's on the back? I live strictly by the barter system
Also, what kind of car do you drive? People judge you on that. 1994 Teal Toyota Corolla DX'