Forum:Codeine?? On Wheels!
- *A-hem*
- Special:Contributions/Codeine
- User:Codeine
- Uh, Codeine? There's no way you're taking that vandal seriously, are you? Are you??? PLEASE COME BACK TO US! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:18, Nov 30
- I've heard they've found a body, hanging in a wood outside of Portsmouth, fitting his description. Sad times. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- /me is sadden.
- That was a kite. It's a common mistake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
- /me is sadden.
- I really really really hope that's a joke. Really. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:15, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
I AM TEH FREEDUM FITER! DIRKADIRKADIRKA!!!
This is our Admin IAA Freedom Fighter terrorist here. (And no, I don't feel like cussing right now, after seeing this thread.) Though it was brutal of Codeine to permaban numerous non-proxy IPs, if there really was a body matching Codeine's (Chris (surname?)'s description), I'll get a depression worse than I had pre-Celexa. I'm pretty sure Codeine is a great guy in other parts of life, and would hope that if he does stay alive, that he moves on to make a great impact on other peoples' lives. And to make a good life for himself. Heck, maybe this recent event on Uncyc could spur him to get to know Christ or something like that. (On the other hand, I was told when I was little that suicide sends you to hell Hades a magical land of gumdrops and rainbows. So Codeine had better stay alive.)
Mhaille, if you're true about someone finding Codeine's body (and you're likely not), then please give us a source- a link to Portsmouth's local media's news article or something.
Moreover, I have a confession to make - I was in your IRC chat the whole time to see what anyone had to say about my actions and the aftermath. Last night, I was laughing uproariously about you all talking about me and my rebellious efforts. That's the most attention anyone's paid to me in years (well, if you don't count the time I was caught pleasuring myself at the animal sanctuary)! After I logged off for the night, I didn't think my freedom-fighting terrorism would sway Codeine one bit, being as brutal and callous as he was. But I guess my efforts were really stronger than I thought- strong enough to get to his soft spots and have him rethink the way he treats people. Basically, I'll believe absolutely anything, because I'm a gullible moron. I also liked the act Codeine put on when he changed his name to "ANGRY_n00b" and pretended to throw a fit at Tom Mayfair for permabanning him.
Finally, yes, WikiaJanitor and anyone else who was wondering- I am the same freedom-fighter vandal from Wookieepedia. See my fight against QuentinGeorge, Darth Culator, and Atarumaster88. As far as I know, they were not so brutal anymore after my last attack but I knew there was still some oppression on Uncyc so that is why I moved here. Also, on those links (and on our recent block logs), can you figure out how my usernames looked identical to the ones you/they just blocked? I'll not say here, but as a "cover-up reason", I used Gluupwhore's counter-force-fielding technology to walk right through the blocks ("force fields") and continue my revolution. Aww, looks like they deleted all the "legacy redirects." I'll have to resubmit it on its Fanon subsite sometime. Most of the usernames and IPs on this link are the ones I used to re-submit Gluupwhore fanon on a site not meant for fanon. I laughed at how the block long "sang." I laughed even more when I read their conversation about me on #wookieepedia; which hopefully (if you haven't guessed already) gives you some idea of exactly how much of a hapless no-mark I am. No one ever found me out in there that night! I tell you, it was the most fun I had since Uncle Roy used to let me sit on his lap when I was five! Some of the freedom-fighting terrorism "Admin IAA" names on Wookieepedia have since been regex-blocked, and it's a shame no one ever seems to bother regex-blocking anything on Uncyclopedia. You might wanna give that a try sometime. Though I will find ways around it if I need to. I have that kind of time on my hands, as I don't really have anything else to do except masturbate and/or cry.
So anyway, I'll be around, watching the admins, and if I see any new acts of oppression come up, I may be forced to rebel for the good of Uncyc again. Until then, have fun and please treat your fellow sitemen with tact. --The Uncyclopedian Freedom Fighter terrorist 06:11, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
PS: My mother never breastfed me.
- Oh, lawd. Is this guy serious or is he just being a dipshit? -- 06:15, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- No, Insinerate, I'm being for real right now. --The Uncyclopedian
Freedom Fighterterrorist 06:18, 1 December 2007 (UTC)- That just makes it more hilarious. -- 06:19, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Golly, I didn't know! What makes you say that? How are you liking Great Bend, KS, by the way? Oh, and thanks for calling me a whack job. I somehow took that as a compliment. =-) --The Uncyclopedian
Freedom Fighterterrorist 06:31, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Who are you, and what are you doing in my bathroom? Also, get out of my bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:32, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. I agree with Modus. You are tracking mud all over our new linoleum floor. -- 06:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- The bathroom's also a lounge? I didn't know that either! :-o You could say that I'm hiding in your lounge, and that my mud tracks are not leading you to my present hiding spot. (Something like that.) (In this analogy, your lounge would be your #uncyclopedia room.) --The Uncyclopedian
Freedom Fighterterrorist 06:47, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- The bathroom's also a lounge? I didn't know that either! :-o You could say that I'm hiding in your lounge, and that my mud tracks are not leading you to my present hiding spot. (Something like that.) (In this analogy, your lounge would be your #uncyclopedia room.) --The Uncyclopedian
- Yes. I agree with Modus. You are tracking mud all over our new linoleum floor. -- 06:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Dude... poor Codeine. He was such a great sysop, and he had a sense of humor. A True Uncyclopedian, a true man. Now, for you TUFF, I'm going to kill you. Either with a gun or an improvised weapon. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 06:47, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Who are you, and what are you doing in my bathroom? Also, get out of my bathroom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:32, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
/--\
| |
| | <---Monument, it is NOT a penis.
____| |____
| Here lies |
| Codeine, a|
| great op. |
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--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 06:58, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Aww - it's so adorable how he thinks he's all noble and good when he's really just annoying. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:43, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Isn't it true that people frequently fail to see they have become the very thing they hate? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Hey, I'm annoying! \o/ --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:33, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
So, how do we bring Codeine back?
He was cool (well, coolish), useful (usefulish), and other stuff too (tooish). Plus, he owed me fifty dollars. Y'know, for that handjob. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:21, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Why would we want to do that?
We don't. We throw crap at the Penis of a monument I made. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:16, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Codeine never went anywhere
Sorry for deceiving most of you,but I never left. I never had any intention of leaving. This was just a little experiment to see just how inflated an ego one random wikitroll could possibly have. And the results even surprised me, I must say. Fortunately, it seems to be counterbalanced somewhat by the gullibilty this particular attention-seeker possesses: "if there really was a body matching Codeine's description)".
Here's the deal, kid: You stalk and flame people on the internet. You're not a crusader, a martyr, or even a terrorist. You're a boy with a computer. As insignificant as every other boy with a computer that has come before you, and harbouring exactly the same delusions of grandeur. If I was better versed in psychology, I could probably even tell you the name of the type. Whatever. I must say, I was particularly amused at the rich irony of your entreaties that "he moves on to make a great impact on other peoples' lives. And to make a good life for himself.". Oh, and for the record, I did think I'd found Christ once; but it just turned out to be an old gym sock.
Your catalogue of "fights" fails to impress me. So you troll websites. Wow. I'll tell you what I tell every other vandal that bothers to ask; you're not special. You're not unique. You're just one in an ongoing stream of people who have nothing positive to contribute and compensate for that by attacking others. They come they go, they get forgotten. Take the advice you attempted to give me; do something positive with your life. Sport is a popular pastime, for example. Anyway, I'm not here to lecture you on how to live your life. You just do what you do, and I'll do what I do; and if you ask really nicely, I can try to pretend that I care half as much as you do. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:03, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- I believe that the words you're looking for are "narcissistic sociopath"--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:06, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Before I saw this forum thread, I did celebrate victory jubilantly. Did you see this "bulletin?" How do you like it? (Oh, and scroll up and down. It follows you. Who else do you know does (or CAN do) that? =) ) --The Uncyclopedian
Freedom Fighterterrorist 20:19, 1 December 2007 (UTC)- Who else do I know who can whine and can't use computers? Ummm... a dog? -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 03:27, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- Wow, HTML. Ugly HTML. Next. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:34, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Hey, TUFF guy, the fact that you know how to randomly type in numbers to absolutely position an ugly text box (such that it cannot fully be read) on an admin's talk page is not impressive. It's actually laughable.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:10, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- 1nd: welcome back Codeine. 2st: /me hits Codeine with purse Shame on you, Codeine, scaring the family like that! The kids were up all night, staring out the window, waiting for daddy to come home! You're on the couch, mister! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Trying to use Normal Psychology on a child or teenager will lead to failure, what you need to use is Child Psychology and understand how children try to manipulate and lie to us adults to get their way all of the time and also get our attention. That kid most likely stalks and trolls you because he can get attention that way and his mommy and daddy are too busy working or spoiling him to pay him any attention. I get that a lot from other adults and children who stalk and harass me over the Internet as well. I think in O'Fallon a city near where I live, a girl's ex-boyfriend had a mother who stalked and harassed her son's ex-girlfriend over the Internet until that girl hung herself. Don't adults have anything better to do than troll some innocent young girl to death over the Internet? Anyway my point is that all children are narcissistic sociopaths that will do whatever negative things they will to get your attention and get their way. Sometimes they turn into adults, but never lose that narcissistic sociopathic behavior and the need for constant attention and to keep getting their way. In that case use a little Child Psychology and let the child or adult suffer the consequences of his/her own bad actions and behavior. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:31, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- Speaking of really wanting attention... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Dec 3
- Well, at least he works at it. A little too hard, some might say. But that's not me, that's some. Opinionated bastards. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:18, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Neicode
Is an anagram of Codeine! - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
21:12, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Or indeed "Die Cone". I think we can all see the deep mystical significance in that one. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 03:28, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Pie & Chips
I heard there'd be pie & chips here.
- The hip-hop duo from the early 90's? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:16, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
A flaming Idiot
Seems to me that an idiot who wants to cause trouble at Uncyc, and is willing to put a serious amount of effort into doing so is rather like a person who creates a virus for Linux. It's just not the done thing when better challenges exist elsewhere. If you want to attack a wiki, why not attack the Wikipedia? My only guess is that the individual in question simply does not understand the point of Uncyc and had such a low self esteem that they wanted their actions to be more noticed than they perhaps would have been had they taken their stupidity to Wikipedia. MrN 
Fork you! 13:13, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, yes, and how does that make you feel? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:32, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- Um, I feel like a cup of tea? Want one? MrN Fork you! 23:34, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- All of the idiots who cause trouble here at Uncyclopedia seem to all have copies of the book Catcher in the Rye in their possessions. I wonder why? I think Wikipedia recruits them to try an sabotage Uncyclopedia because in 2006 we started to become more factual than Wikipedia apparently is or ever will be. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:24, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
- Um, I feel like a cup of tea? Want one? MrN