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Today is the saddest day in human history. Nine years since that terrible incident. We all should show our respect to the families of those who perished and to those great firemen who risk their lives to save others. Amen.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:14, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Saddest day in human history? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
(damm edit conflict) The saddest day? What about all the others who perished at American hands since? Or the instances of genocide/atrocity elsewhere in the world throughout history? The 'saddest day crap' ever is just Neocon brainwashing to justify a whole set of foreign policy values. I feel sorry whenever there are innocent lives lost or are undergoing pain, 9/11 being 'one' of those.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:24, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
How about "One of the Saddest Days in Human History" that will make sense. I wanted to say saddest day in American history but I decided not to--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:30, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
K....I'll buy that.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
How about "One of the saddest days in American History"? To list a few others in no particular order: Lincoln Assassination, JFK Assassination, McKinley Assassination, Garfield Assassination, Harrison's death, Taylor's death, Harding's death, FDR's death, Pearl Harbor, Stock Market Collapse of 1929, Start of the civil war, and of course 9/11. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:17, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
You forgot Virginia Tech School shooting and Hurricane Katrina--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:38, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
What are those? Er, were, I suppose... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 17:21 (UTC)

Look them up and you'll find out--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:17, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

The break-up of the BackStreet Boys.....least we forget. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
They're back together. And don't forget the death of Michael Jackson.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:26, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
As long as Kevin isn't with them they aren't back, regardless of what they tell you in song. Show some respect man.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
The death of Abe Vigoda. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 20:59, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Abe Vigoda is still alive, and on a related note, I do believe Francisco Franco is still dead. --Mn-z 23:50, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, a lot more stuff outside of the U.S has been worse, but this is at least in the top ten U.S tragedies, I'd say.--HM (T) 21:50, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

ARE YOU READY FOR HULKAMANIA?!

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Fuck yeah! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:32, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Uh, ok...

But that can be disrepectful. I wouldn't be surprised if we get alot of crap for this.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:41, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

As per usual, Dexter handles some of the more difficult issues with respect and a keen erudite eye upon all the facets of a matter. He truly is an intellectual colossus for the community and indeed the world.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:08, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Mmm, that was rather well played. Yes. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 17:25 (UTC)
Sycamore, I love you. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:45, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
If you love him so much Why dont you marry him?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:47, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Because I'm already living there. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:51, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
Dexter likes Scotland because he can wear a skirt, eat crap and claim benefits easily. He's fitting right at home with my mother, Swedish girlfriend and nine year old stinking greyhound.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:05, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
"Swedish girlfriend and nine year old stinking greyhound" = redundancy. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:32 Sep 11 2010
...and EMC scores a maximum ten points! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:36, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
EMC, I'm going to say this in the nicest way as possible.... get the fuck out. You're not cool enough to edit this forum. As for you RabbiTechno, pay me 200 bitches or GTFO.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:39, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
None of us are cool enough to edit this forum. Trust me.--HM (T) 21:50, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

As a matter of fact, all you people get the fuck out. I hate all of you because I'm such an asshole. Nah I'm joking. But you people are sooooo off topic--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:43, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

FYI Im not starting anything bad with the sentence above, so don't think I'm making a big deal about this.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:48, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Respect for victims of 9/11 below

God does not exist, and if he did the last place he would bless would be America. Much respect to everyone who died on 9/11, except the terrorists obviously. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:04, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
How can you be so sure there were terrorists involved? Maybe they like don't exist or something. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 11 September 2010
Maybe it was North Korea, I bet they still hate us. In fact, they hate everybody--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK EM ALLLLL --nachlader 22:55, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

dicks

flippity floppity floop --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:15, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

My heart goes out to Pepsi corporation

After 9-11 buying fever petered out, they just weren't able to sell "Code Red" anymore. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:12, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

More Juvenile Nonsense

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Look, its Muhammed, LOL. --Mn-z 23:15, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Is that a plane exploding behind his head? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:33, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Muhammad in hell, apparently... --Mn-z 23:38, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Oh Noes!

We've got to stop the mollusk at ground zero!

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 00:44, September 12, 2010 (UTC)


I thought

the saddest day in human history was the year when all those clowns were killed. The clownocide of... what year was it again??? Just thinking of it makes me sad; like a sad, sad clown. Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 Sep 2010 ~ 07:26 (UTC)

Clowns... eh, they had IT coming. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100912 - 07:29 (UTC)