Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 25

February 25: 1337 d4y (133714)

• 1337 - 1337 15 c0mm0n.
• 1337 - Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein are born. The world almost explodes. They say they'd kill me if this is put under 1337.
• 1338 - 1337 mysteriously falls out of usage. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein are put into cryogenic freeze until the 20th century.
• 1966 - Palestinians informed that they are not the Chosen People. Jews celebrate, only to be told that they, also, are not the Chosen People.
• 1980 - Al Gore creates the year 1980. Tipper Gore introduces teh 4nt1-1337 language.
• 1985 - Bill Gates invents Glass and pwns everyone on his computer.
• 1997 - Space is invented. Finally.
• 2005 - Man finds God then loses him again.
• 2011 - A trouser snake named Sherlock beats IBM super computer Watson in a game of Clue.
• 2012 - George W. Bush replaces Tony Blair as Middle East peace envoy. Sauron is said to be looking forward to talks.
• 2024 - WTFWJDFAKBZOMGLM AOROTFLOLZOMGBBQHAXNOOB13 37KAMSABP11!!111 !!1!1(WHAT THE F **K WOULD JESUS DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR ZOH MY GOD LAUGHING MY A SS OFF ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUG HING OUT LOUD ZOH MY GOD BA RBECUE HACKS NOOB LEET KOOL-AID MAN SAUSAGE AN D BACON POUTINE11!!111!!1!1) – n00b
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• 7331 - 5dr4wkc4b 51 7331.
• π - F**k it, no one can read it anyway.
• ... - AFK day.