Dead Mans Club

The Dead Mans Club is an exclusive organization comprised of many famous celebrities who are thought to be dead.

History

The Dead Mans Club goes all the way back to ancient times. It was originally formed after the death of King Arthur. Legends say that he was sent to the Isle of Avalon . What happened to him on the island remains a mystery. Many say he lies in a cave awaiting the day he is needed again . In fact he fled his country for the island to begin his quest for world domination.Since his mortal pwnage many centuries ago Arthur has been on the lookout for members to enlist in his elite group.

Requirements

To join this elite company of men you must be a prominent member of society and willing to give up the life you have for a more suitable goal. Arthur's plan was to gain control of the world by attacking it from its many fronts. He was to have members from: Politics, entertainment, music, literature, art, and sports. You must also contribute greatly to your respective culture. But most importantly, you must meet your maker... figuratively speaking. These men are only thought to be dead. Suicide is not permitted as a mean to being accepted into the brotherhood as Owen Wilson found out in 2007.

Members

King Arthur is the head of the Dead Mans Group. His right hand man being Elvis Presley, while his left is Amelia Earhart (she being the only female member). other members include:

Michael Jackson, Tupac, Heath Ledger (most recent), Jimmy Hoffa, John F. Kennedy Jr., The Zodiac Killer, Abraham Lincoln, Captain America, Napoleon Bonaparte, Stalin, Edgar Allen Poe, Freddie Mercury.

Each member of the group brings something to the table. King Arthur brings the leadership needed to run such as organization. Napoleon's vision for world conquest is useful because his military experience is unmatched. The Zodiac has the brains to take out important members of society. Jimmy Hoffa has the ins to the mob and his street smarts are vital to the plan.

J.J. Abrams is their source to the outside world. All of these members deaths have been shrouded in mystery for many years. Many have never been found (or caught - see Zodiac) and all were masters of the art.

These are but a few names in the mysterious group. We know that it contains at least 23 members, many of which we do not know. Hopeful members in the future include:

Tom Brady, Oprah, Johnny Deep, Bono, Matt Parker, Trey Stone, Al Gore

Location

There are many guesses are to where the Dead Mans Group is located. Atlantis seems to be the most likely place seeing as how no one knows where it is and no one has ever found it. Other theories include them hiding in the Bermuda Triangle. Also Area 51 and The Garden of Eden seem to be popular choices. Some think they are the "others" on the show Lost and that it is actually based on a true story.

Plans for World Domination

Not much is known of their true intentions only that they plan to control the world in the future.

Theories

1. They created the monster from Cloverfield and brainwashed J.J. Abrams into producing it.
2. They hide in the Lake of Lochness guarded by the Lochness Monster.
3. They are actually dead and there is no Dead Mans Club (WRONG!!).
4. The world is actually a Matrix created by the Dead Mans Club.
5. They are Robots.