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What the #@%%ck is wrong with winning?[edit]

Has any one figured out why winning isn't nothing but a losers game? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Trouble (talk • contribs)

Because this is no game. It's a place where we report vandals, jerks, and jackasses here so they can receive their punishment that they deserve to suffer from, like the pathetic maggots that they are. Also, please remember to sign your post dude. Cheers--If you're 555 then I'm

Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:52, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Huh?

1 2 3 4 ~ 04:55, 23 December 2010

Sorry if that sounded kinda harsh, just expressing my opinion. But its true nevertheless--If you're 555 then I'm

Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:06, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm so confused...

1 2 3 4 ~ 05:08, 23 December 2010

Me too....Who are you?--If you're 555 then I'm

Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:09, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm that guy over there. *gestures vaguely*

1 2 3 4 ~ 15:54, 23 December 2010

Can I have of that popcorn now? • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 07:09, Dec 26 2010 UTC

You like heart attack popcorn?

1 2 3 4 ~ 09:43, 26 December 2010

Not as good as candied popcorn, but still yummy. • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:46, Dec 26 2010 UTC

Yes. They're a great band. I saw them when they were touring with embolism crackerjacks back in '79. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:47, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

That tour never came to Australia. Wasn't that the one where the drummer spontaneously combusted? • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 09:52, Dec 26 2010 UTC

Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk)

GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 December 2010

So...[edit]

If I ban someone on the list, am I supposed to, like, notate that I did it? pillow talk 04:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Once you're done, add {{BPC|Hyperbole}} to the top of the list. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Naw, don't do that. Do what the cool people do, instead: {{BPC|Famine}} or some other random admin who ain't around.

1 2 3 4 ~ 05:22, 5 March 2011

They say that...[edit]

Some of the people checked on Ban Patrol went on a date with Olipro. I always used to think of this as some sort of ugly punishment, but I don't now. I LOVE YOU OLIPRO! HIRE ME!!! --Scofield & Friends 08:56, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

Ban this dumbass: Hermann Ludendorff[edit]

Hermann Ludendorff is uploading crap versions of files. Plz kick this idiot. -- Mexica nadian 02:41, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, nice catch. I'll have a talk with him, and if he keeps it up, somebody will get around to banning him. In the future, it's probably best to notify an admin. If you stick around a few days and become autoconfirmed, you will be able to list other such vandals yourself on Ban Patrol, using the {{User}} template, like so:

Hermann Ludendorff (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - vandalizing images, apparent gay Nazi agenda

But like I said, it's probably best to notify an admin first. This particular vandal doesn't seem very prolific. Cheers! ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Tue, Apr 10 '12 2:58 (UTC)

Ok thanks. Sometimes vandals as this one -not prolific- are most dangerous than others. Some of their vandalisms could rest unchecked for months. Asd... I agree, it's a gay nazi agenda ;-DDDDDDDDDD --

Mexica nadian

03:16, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

What not to do[edit]

Edit ban patrol archives and strike/remove anything unless you are a poopsmith or sysop Gabriel Turner (talk) 15:44, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Only Poopsmiths and Admins can do pokey bum wanks.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

Can you Block me, please?[edit]

Hey, Excuse me, can you block me, i re-create FUCK YA' page, so please block me for that. -- 39.220.98.224 07:20, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

hey, test block, please -- 39.215.160.10 07:40, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

I'm sorry but there is no one available to attend to your request at the moment. Your page was put on QVFD long ago. I suggest that you block yourself and throw your computer away in the nearest bin. Thank you. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:45, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

Sounds like something I should do.... Compounce (talk) 11:11, May 6, 2018 (UTC)

Vandalism on a couple of other Wikia wikis[edit]

1) wackypedia.wikia.com

2) fr.illogicopedia.wikia.com

I would like to report vandalism on the two sites above. User:Cuillère sur plancher and s/pup User:Foofoofoo has added links outside of Wikia, (albeit that they are to the new Illogicopedia sites). The sites have completely changed, remaining a satire format, but completely changed from ?pedia, therefore no longer necessitating the link or advice of going to the sites. This user has the Llwy-ar-lawr account on this site, and even here has made some controversial edits. Furthermore the same has added edits critical to the Wikia network. Intervention on behalf of inter-wiki admins is necessary and hereby requested. Thanks.

If nothing can be done here, please at least leave a link to central Wikia whereby I can properly report the vandalism. 80.122.240.90 11:44, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

Noted and forwarded. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 15-Oct-13

The IP 80.whatever is also vandalising these sites. Their scope has not changed, in fact, she just thinks it's fun to add vanity and assorted rubbish to everything, and the entire point of this complaint is 'I get this wiki all to myself!!!!!!'. Since they have no potential they should ideally be closed. I also cannot believe what lengths she is going to to pursue this personal grudge of hers. It doesn't matter. 99.240.218.250 20:10, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

99 has tried to delete the post of 80 and has been banned. If 80 tries to delete the post of 99, he will be banned as well. We have no dog in this fight unless it comes here. 21:27 PS--Not having checkuser, I have no opinion as to the identity of either party, though certain patterns are evident. Wikia will either defend its franchises or it will not. We will defend this one. Spıke Ѧ 21:33 15-Oct-13

Thanks, Wikia has intervened in both wikis. 80.122.240.90 12:32, October 17, 2013 (UTC)