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L-space

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Delete	Delete Uh, no. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:51, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Taking an idea from Pratchett, explaining it badly, and adding random unfunny bollocks pisses me off immensely. Get rid. --UU - natter 08:19, Oct 22 Delete. Send it to L-Space or an even darker place Asahatter (annoy) 08:50, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:22, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Delete I can't believe it's not funny! Extremelyestlybored 21:09, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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Electric Air Sousaphone

Keep
Delete	Delete. 2007 oddity not edited in over a year. Not linked from anywhere, little more than a series of lists, and what's left isn't much cop. --UU - natter 11:04, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:29, 21 October 2008 (UTC) yuck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:38, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Blow Away Random nonsense Asahatter (annoy) 08:52, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Delete Extremelyestlybored 21:10, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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Tom Cruise/trivia

Keep	On second thought... Keep this mothafucka! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:56, 19 October 2008 (UTC) K33P Per "this mothafucka". COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 17:35, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - poor subpage list, little point in keeping--Sycamore (Talk) 08:33, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete It's all in a <choose> block, so there is a lot more of it than first appears... However, that's not a good thing. Mr N Fork you! 13:01, Oct 19 Kerkill It has served it's purpose. Trust me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:49, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just another pointless trivia section, but in a subpage. --UU - natter 08:40, Oct 20 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:26, 20 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Actually, I don't care at all. Normally, I'd abstain, but I'm in a shit mood, and it always makes me feel better to delete the work of others. pillow talk 15:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC) Baleet it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, Oct 22 Delete This is a section not a page. Extremelyestlybored 21:12, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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Template:Greek gods

Keep	Weak Keep Make it nicer yeah though--I like cheese 21:54, 21 October 2008 (UTC) I like it. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:32, 21 Oct 2008 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Conditional - that somebody cleans it up. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:57, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's used in loads of places... I reverted back to something sensible also... Mr N Fork you! 18:07, Oct 21 Strong keep --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:58, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Keep Maybe a rework, but I like it. Extremelyestlybored 22:32, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I've always hated this template. It's ugly, it never formats right on my screen, and it's too tempting for noobs to use. I just... GOD I hate this template! It symbolizes all that's wrong with this country! That and Weather Underground leader, Barrack Obama. Le Cejak • <3:32 Oct 21, 2008> Die Useless and destroys formatting. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:23 Oct 21, 2008 Nah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:27, Oct 21 Delete. It is far, far, far too big. Why do so many of our pages have enormous templates? Why do any of our pages have large templates on top? What the fuck is going on here? pillow talk 15:58, 21 October 2008 (UTC) hate hate hat as per cajek. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Neh. You could have the same content in a much more organized form. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:44, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Worst template in the whole site. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:30, Oct 22 Pfft. Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:14, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Now, just because a terrorist... like Weather Underground leader Spang... likes this template, doesn't implicate everyone who votes keep! /angry glance Le Cejak • <3:36 Oct 21, 2008> No clear victor (7:8). Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:45, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

ASDA

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor Supermarket artcile - not really a good topic, poor and better off started form scratch if at all.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 21 October 2008 (UTC) It's a freakin' mess. And what's all that nonsense about Wigan? -- Hindleyite Converse 13:56, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. That's Asda shite. --UU - natter 16:05, Oct 21 oh god my eyes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:41, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. There was a better version in the history, but I shall not fight for it... Maybe someone will write a better one... Mr N Fork you! 18:16, Oct 21 Delete. Just awful.Knonsense 20:09, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete terrible Extremelyestlybored 22:28, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Easington

Keep
Delete	Delete. Listy towncruft. Badly written, not linked to, unfunny, ranty, elements of vanity and basically not good. --UU - natter 10:55, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:29, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Especially amusing is that the author thought every article needed to begin with seven quotes, but didn't know how to use the quote template. pillow talk 16:07, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:37, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. Mr N Fork you! 18:14, Oct 21
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Der deutsche Teufel

Keep
Delete	Delete. Odd little 2005 stub. Kinda random, not funny, not linked from anywhere and won't be missed. --UU - natter 09:15, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Ummmmm What the fuck was that shit, and how did it survive for three years? pillow talk 16:04, 21 October 2008 (UTC) the space devil. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Bleh. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:49, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete title doesn't even make sense much less the article. Extremelyestlybored 22:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Dean cain

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull, redlinky stub. Don't see an idea, don't see any funny, don't see any point in keeping it. --UU - natter 08:53, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delorte. Not good. pillow talk 16:03, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:35, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Exterminate. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:48, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Darnel's Law

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull sciencecruft vanity (check the external link at the end - any will do, they're basically the same). --UU - natter 08:43, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete - this article is worthless without pictures of exploding trees. pillow talk 16:02, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:34, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. Mr N Fork you! 18:10, Oct 21 ...the hell? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:47, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Insert (band)

Keep
Delete	Vanity policy, unfunny, links to a nonexistant wikipedia page (they deleted it, for vanity policy rules most likely) Jayseki 07:13, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Vanity. --UU - natter 08:47, Oct 21 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC) So disappointed. I was really hoping that the tangent on Beverly Hills Cop would never end, and that the entire article would be about Beverly Hills Cop, and at the end the band would admit that, fuck, it forgot to promote itself. No such luck. pillow talk 16:00, 21 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Vanity. Not sure how this one survived. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Strong Delete Is it me or are all the band articles on uncyclopedia really really bad--I like cheese 21:51, 21 October 2008 (UTC) Delete Vanity Extremelyestlybored 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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French accent

Keep	Oui Keep Looks like a start of something potentially good. If there is another better version of this then sure, but I don't know of one... Mr N Fork you! 15:28, Oct 18 Per MrN, pretty much. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, Oct 20 For some reason it made me laugh. I think it's simply the fact that someone used the article space for "French Accent" to do a bad French Accent. I mean, that's what you'd expect, but it's still funny. To me. pillow talk 14:53, 20 October 2008 (UTC) KerKeep I know what is save-able what isn't. This is save-able. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:25, 20 October 2008 (UTC) K33P COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 17:38, 20 October 2008 (UTC) Keep zees!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 19:33, 20 October 2008 (UTC) Pleze Kep Zis --I like cheese 21:55, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Very poor 2006 stub - little progress, it seems to not really leave much scope for improvmemt.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:39, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, I'm seeing no great idea here. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:25, Oct 17 Meh. It's not really that great of an idea. You can write stuff in a french accent, but unless it's funny, it's not worth keeping. See my article on the wild hobo. What a piece of shit that is, right? It's like that. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:54, 18 October 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Not even a little giggle. Sorry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:14, 19 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:24, 20 October 2008 (UTC) delete I wish I understood it. Extremelyestlybored 22:33, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	7:6. No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:07, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

M. Night Shyamalan

Keep	Keep for several reasons. 1) It has very funny stuff in it, like the "PLOT TWIST!" at the end. 2) Modus has improved it, and his pictures are very good. 3) I'm watchlisting it and I'll try to make sure it doesn't get bad. 4) I have articles that link to it and I hate it when my links go red. pillow talk 14:49, 20 October 2008 (UTC) Keep because I trust Hyperbole. --monika 16:09, 20 October 2008 (UTC) Keep its way better than his movies are... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:23, 20 October 2008 (UTC) K33P On the condition that the clever people category is taken off. COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 16:33, 20 October 2008 (UTC) keepable. well-known subject, some good ideas. needs a good machete and some wit. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Just awful, unfunny and pointless there has been no real progress and the whole thing is better of deleted and started again.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:58, 19 October 2008 (UTC) lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:39, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I made the pics many, many moons ago, and as such theoretically have something to lose if this is huffed, so I culled the worst of the page. There isn't a whole lot left. It was deletable before. Now, it's just blah. Abstain. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:04, 20 October 2008 (UTC) IN A CRAZY PLOT TWIST, THE ARTICLE IS KEPT! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:25, Oct 20

Fel Iron Beetle

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor 2007 article, random and unfunny.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:09, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Would have been great if you found it at Wikipedia's BJAODN, but here it does not really work... Mr N Fork you! 13:04, Oct 19 Kerkill Not funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:51, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and dull. --UU - natter 08:42, Oct 20 Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:35, Oct 20 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:27, 20 October 2008 (UTC) D1337 COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 17:34, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Build your own Battleship

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor concept, poorly done. I don't really see this going anywhere or the possibility of it being funny.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 15:25, Oct 18 Lame. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:00, 18 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just a few lists. Didn't see anything interesting. --UU - natter 08:36, Oct 20 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:25, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
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Paleontology

Keep
Delete	Delete. No images, no content, no real question. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:44, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete This dinosaur from 2005 should soon be extinct. Mr N Fork you! 02:01, Oct 19 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:34, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Nothing worth keeping. Restart. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, 19 October 2008 (UTC Delete. Per Dex. --UU - natter 08:38, Oct 20
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Bender (Futurama)

Keep
Delete	Delete. - OK, I understand there might be some anger at this nomination - however this is not the show, this is an article thats never been good - articles about comedys trying to be funny about them does not really work - its not in my opinion somthing that cna be worked from, or that it's worthwhile keeping--Sycamore (Talk) 14:23, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Bender deserves far better than this. This is almost as bad as the time when FOX kept moving it into the worst timeslots imaginable each week so nobody could watch it which gave the executives a reason to cancel it. Or maybe the time FOX wouldn't renew Adult Swim's contract to air it and made a new contract with Comedy Central. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:44, 19 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:44, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hang on. I remember seeing a far better article about the mighty Bender a while back. What happened to that? This article is new. I can't find the old article in the huff log. What gives? Did I dream the whole thing up? Mr N Fork you! 14:53, Oct 19 Uh, see that template at the bottom? This is still technically in ICU. It would possibly have died in a couple of days without the VFD tag anyway... --UU - natter 08:45, Oct 20 Unless I (and by "I", I mean "Under user") am terribly mistaken, this is an unvalid nomination, as it's (moderately) safe as under construction until Oct 27. Then it's screwed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:54, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

Centerville

Keep	Incredibly weak keep. Because I can't vote to delete an article with the line "Within a few months, Centerville was home to the Church of St. Paperweight (and the only place in America to hold the order), the Museum of Carpets and the first ever store to sell superhero comics about Insurance Salesmen." I agree with Syc's comments, but I like this line. Particularly the insurance salesmen. --UU - natter 09:30, Oct 15 Quickly! We must sell the civilians insurance to protect them from the evil threat of House Fire or Car Collision! --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:04, 15 October 2008 (UTC) I am adding Insurance Sales Man (superhero) to my list of articles to write. pillow talk 17:46, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Wanna make it a collab? I had already started planning one. It's not much, but it's a start. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:31, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Could you count me in as well? I like the Carpet Museum myself. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:44, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Christ. Maybe we should all just rewrite this article, with all those bits as sections. Who would've thought that one line could provide so much potential comedic fruit? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:42, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's not crap. There are some gems there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. Mr N Fork you! 15:15, Oct 18 Keep --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:11, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Poor towncruft, little prgress since 2006 — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:22, 14 October 2008 (UTC) D1337 Crap. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:46, 14 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:34, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain I'd say delete, but if you guys really think you can fix this, more power to you. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) If deleted, move it under my userpage, please. I'll kick it if anything comes to me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Kept -RA HB 01:00, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained

Keep	Keep Oh, come on. It's a good one. Kept me entertained for ages. Mr N Fork you! 18:32, Oct 15 I was entertained – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:06 Oct 16, 2008 Hours of fun for everyone --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:47, 18 October 2008 (UTC) How could you delete this? It was so entertaining! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:23, Oct 18 Keep Because. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:59, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Just a load of self redirects, fails HTBFANJS — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Oh boy! Could I read the same joke I've already seen a thousand times on Uncyclopedia? I can? Oh, merciful day! My heart is just palpitating from excitement. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Weak delete. It's not very funny, but more importantly, it just has absolutely no room for improvement. And what's the point of having something like that on a humor wiki? pillow talk 17:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. There's two things that could've happened to this article: Get zapped, or turn into an in-joke (See Fisher Price). I choose the former. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	No clear decision. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:17, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Magnolia

Keep	Keep/rewrite tag - I think a lot of this is really clever satire. And a lot of it is utter shit. But let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. pillow talk 02:43, 12 October 2008 (UTC) keep. i like some of the ideas, good grounds for improvement. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - poor film article, old, unfunny and a poor concept to work from — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:54, 11 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. It ain't funny --Kowaru 19:31, 11 October 2008 (UTC) X • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:54, Oct 11 Delete. Didn't see any clever satire. Just saw some gubbins about the film garbled a bit. --UU - natter 09:03, Oct 12 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crufty, unpretty, unyoung, unfunny, and ungood. Me thinked unkeep would be doubleplusgood. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:04, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
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Gary Busey

Keep	Keep. This is funny, I don't get why you guys wanna delete it--Kowaru 01:34, 12 October 2008 (UTC) Weak keep - if this article were about anyone other than Gary Busey, I'd vote delete. But actually, it did make me laugh. pillow talk 02:37, 12 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:15, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 23:29, 11 October 2008 (UTC) Delete -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 02:02, 12 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. What? --UU - natter 09:07, Oct 12 What he said. ^ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:10, Oct 13 terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:48, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Neh. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 19:43, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. 0_0 JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Weird. A 7-3 result is not usually deletion, is it? pillow talk 18:59, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Fat People

Keep	Dude it's a disambiguation page, not an article. Or at least, it should be. There shouldn't be anything beyond the quick intro and links... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:51 Oct 18, 2008 Keep. I know a guy who is fat. Come to think of it, everybody I know is fat. I only hang around them to keep warm in the winter. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:18, 18 October 2008 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:36, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Too short (useing hidden text to get under the radar), and you can't even get to it from a normal search.--DarkFlame 00:45, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Note that this page name (Fat People) redirects to obesity when searched for Okay. Colour me confused. Fat People is a page disambigification page and Fat people redirects to Obesity. Which page are we voting on? Oh, screw it. You've piqued my rage. Rawr! Simple thing good! Hard thing bad! Brain sore! MO smash! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:18, 18 October 2008 (UTC) Kept, per the fact that it's a disambiguation page and there's no real reason to delete it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:22, Oct 18

The Sour Sucker War

Keep
Delete	De-leet Some random stupid crap about some random stupid thing. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:46, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 07:26, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Spectacularly random. --UU - natter 09:24, Oct 17 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 15:23, Oct 18
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Batman 2000

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor 2007 IP junk, random and unfunny. Little to work from for new writer.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:54, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:42, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless crap. --UU - natter 09:13, Oct 17 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 15:16, Oct 18
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Orange Revolution

Keep
Delete	Delete. - poor 2005 stub, little progress, and poor.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:23, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. BAD. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:42, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:05, Oct 17 Delete. Poorly written, obvious concept, badly executed. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:35, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
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Thelonius R. Teabinklestilteskin

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Random 2006 oddity - I think the writer was on all the drugs he could could get and went cold turkey. Realizing he could not take it, he then started this, after the first hit of methadone of course.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:53, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. How many articles have there ever been on Uncyclopedia where someone invents a guy with a funny name and then says absurd, nonsensical things about him? My guess is three. pillow talk 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:45, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random bollocks. --UU - natter 09:20, Oct 17 Delete. What is this? Extremelyestlybored 09:38, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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America's Next Top Model

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor IP article based on lifestyle show, not really a place to work from--Sycamore (Talk) 18:01, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. I didn't even have to read past the first quote to know this was going to be crap. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Inadequate amounts of good. pillow talk 22:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Long, rambling, ranty, crap, unfunny, random, hard to read block o' text. --UU - natter 09:19, Oct 17 Delete. Not funny Extremelyestlybored 09:39, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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Google-Abitur

Keep
Delete	Delete. - 2005 oddity - little progress and very poor. Sycamore (Talk) 17:21, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Was he smoking crack when he wrote this? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:41, 17 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Complete tripe. --UU - natter 09:04, Oct 17 Delete. Looks like a list Extremelyestlybored 09:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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Satan's Little Helper

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Poor 2006 article, unfunny and little progress, although at first thought it sounds like and idea on second thought it isn't really, its just junk.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:25, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Emphatic delete. HowNotTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article: take a throwaway joke from the Simpsons, make it your title, type randomly for a while, and stop. pillow talk 19:00, 16 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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Little Caligula's Pizza

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Random, unfunny 2007 work by a single author, I checked on Google and this is all that comes up, this does not seem to be humour article, more a sort of randomness for the amusment of it's author--Sycamore (Talk) 16:58, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Weak delete. It's a parody of Little Caesar's Pizza, and it's arguably kind of a funny idea. You know, you say "I'll take a medium Hawaiian," and the clerk jumps over the counter and rapes your daughter. Plus, you never get your pizza. But the execution here is so, so bad. Start over, I guess. pillow talk 17:03, 16 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:11, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:25, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
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Elminster

Keep
Delete	Delete. - a forgotten Dungeons and dragons piece, seems to be thin on parody or satire, and generally a poor stub - list and crap — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:04, 15 October 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:01, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, listy, get rid. --UU - natter 07:32, Oct 16 Delete. I love the vandalism someone added to the bottom. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 05:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Oh, man. I remember Elminster all too well. I so want there to be an article on this. It's a shame this article sucks. I'd like to see this fixed, really. May even do it myself. Before the close of VFD? I don't know. pillow talk 17:44, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Aldi

Keep	I like it; it's not worth deleting.--Benno briton 18:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - A fairly major Supermaket in the UK - seems a bit of a narrow topic, and it shows, unfunny and poor throughout - there has been little progress — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:33, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. There may be scope for a decent article on Aldi, but not based on what's here. This is crap. --UU - natter 15:56, Oct 15 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 18:33, Oct 15 delete. terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 15 October 2008 (UTC) Weak delete. It seems like a potentially okay starting point, but someone is going to have to take it further before it's really worth keeping. pillow talk 18:07, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments

DJ Bobo

Keep	* I like how random it is It's kind of a big in joke about DJ/dance music culture, " A party exists" is a good line. I like it, one of the few uncyclopedia stubs that I laughed at. So, in short, it has humour value.--Kowaru 03:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC) Keep - I think it's pretty good. I enjoy the mangled "Swiss guy trying to speak English" English. pillow talk 02:49, 12 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. This is good bandcruft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:27, 12 October 2008 (UTC) Keep. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 02:27, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Poor 2006 article, little progrees, random and unfunny. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:52, Oct 11 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:46, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Delete Its not what it thinks it is. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:37, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Is it bad that I instantly recognised this guy as the 2007 Swiss Eurovision entrant who, with the song "Vampires are Alive", failed to qualify for the final, despite being one of the pre-competition favourites? I thought so. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC) It just means you have no soul. Nothing major. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:40, 13 October 2008 (UTC) Kept -RA HB 19:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)