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Worst 100 Short Poems H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This overlong list is an overt invitation to help commit bad writing. Spıke Ѧ 13:38 10-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article should be on 100 Shittiest Articles Ever. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 17:39, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could not read all of them. Conked out at the 5th. Too boring. -- Zyniker (talk) 20:59, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not short enough!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:43, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No just no. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:17, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
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Council on Countries that Suck H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anon has deleted a very tedious list of every country since 1945 that has won the award. However, nothing that remains is of any value either, in this article that no one will look up in this or any other encyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 20:43 24-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even after that list was removed, this article STILL has no images or humor value. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 14:58, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lame idea, lamely done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:46, December 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:51, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:13, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Invasive species H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage (was Invasive Species)

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memes and random content. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:45, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not too good. ConCass2 (talk) 12:12, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not much in the way of a comedy strategy, but not hideous. Spıke Ѧ 20:57 29-Dec-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. if it's saved I wouldn't mind editing it.into some sort of order.--Sog1970 (talk) 13:35, January 5, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 New Somalia H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List-heavy dreck about a made-up country "founded in the year 2505." Spıke Ѧ 01:54 30-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are a few things worth keeping (the "laws that anyone can edit" idea is pretty good) but it seems stale, especially the whole "Spaghetti Monster blah blah blah Pastafarian" business. ConCass2 (talk) 12:09, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I did enjoy that line that ConCass mentioned but there were too many cliche jokes like FSM, the tit stuff, etc. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:08, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Even though this article may be about a fictional place that some people may or may not search for, this article is still funny, including the things like fake laws and the Pastafarian jokes. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:15, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Even though this article refers to a made up country, it is funny , with the first line being one of the best I've read on this site.--Vavaunni (talk) 13:03, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
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  • No consensus. Vote was roughly tied and everyone but me had good things to say about the article. Your improvements there would be welcome. Spıke Ѧ 02:43 5-Jan-15

Uncyclopedia:Business H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A few months ago this was put up for VFD I said I was against the deletion and therefore it survived but no UnBusiness is pretty much dead, no one uses it and and it wastes space on our server. (oh wait, no, it wastes space on the Wikia server, that's a good thing then :) Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 18:22, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A dormant pseudo-namespace created by fallen-away Uncyclopedians who wanted to blog rather than create content that would amuse the reader. Spıke Ѧ 21:13 8-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. whatever was going here is irrelevant as those responsible have disappeared. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No idea how this is supposed to work. ConCass2 (talk) 12:15, December 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page mostly contains links to other pages, quite useless in nature.--Vavaunni (talk) 12:55, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I can't figure out what this is supposed to be, so I'm not really sure how to vote on this. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, December 8, 2014 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think that UnBusiness was meant to be some sort of game kind of thingy, if you click on all the links you will find out. Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:47, December 9, 2014 (UTC)

All its subpages

Voters, please confirm that you intended to delete this portal and all its subpages:

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ 13:47 4-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ConCass2 (talk) 07:36, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:41, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
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Victor H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity? from 2005. Spıke Ѧ 02:16 28-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't tell if this is vanity, but it certainly sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:12, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't think is vanity, do think is boring. --Moonhead 42 (talk) 07:21, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article encapsulates vanity and sheer boredom.--Vavaunni (talk) 12:57, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just goes to show that when you think all the 'ye olde crappe' had been winkled out and destroyed, one still escaped...until now. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:39, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Featured Article Candidates H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page tells one trite joke - Wikipedia admins are power-hungry dictators, - and then turns into another list of Encyclopedia in-jokes. Anton (talk) 18:06, December 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some vile slush of nothing but signatures with snappy comments. Hideous to look at. ConCass2 (talk) 15:44, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. More like a bit of history than an article. Keep it for nostalgia. It's not like anybody's looking this up anyway. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:16, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Goes on for way too long — When the strategy is "This page has been vandalized," it is easy to add content without adding any new humor — but it is a workable satire of an actual Wikipedia page. In fact, there is more than one joke, considering the various nominations. Spıke Ѧ 14:18 23-Dec-14

DC Comics

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just absolutely horrible in every single way. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg There is little truth to the rumor that D.C. stands for District of Cuntpussys. Short, meme-filled, red-linky, no point except that this subject is crap and so are all its fans. Spıke Ѧ 20:25 31-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. :/ --Moonhead 42 (talk) 07:19, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Simply an attack on the franchise that is formatted and written very poorly. The intro calls it "Dumb Crap Comics" - everything after is no improvement. ConCass2 (talk) 12:34, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Super tight pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:17, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Wind H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Contains mostly puns of the word ass and a list of 25 techniques that has an empty 26th entry. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 03:57, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When Mr.ZinkyWinks created this in 2006, there were only 25. There are now none; I have been deleting listcruft all day. However, very little remains, none of it funny. Spıke Ѧ 04:05 6-Jan-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Not very good and someone may wish to write some meteorological article in its place some day.--Sog1970 (talk) 19:26, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A traditional 'ye olde crappe' article from Uncyclopedia's early years which has hung around like a bad smell. For all I know the original author is now a big shot on Wall Street with two failed marriages behind him. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:20, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
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  • A replacement article is ready. Spıke Ѧ 15:45 14-Jan-15
    Thank you, sir; we will take it! Spıke Ѧ 01:50 16-Jan-15

Amazon Women

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random nonsense. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:49, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article sets the stage by setting the Amazon in "Ancient Greece." Grammar errors and listcruft in the Intro warn the reader he will be wasting his time. Some vandal appends, "(Somehow this article as been altered in a rather comical way!)" But he is wrong. Spıke Ѧ 13:05 29-Dec-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What they said. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:10, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly just blabble, loses the reader's interest quickly. ConCass2 (talk) 12:31, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Sorta funny, lots of clever but obscure references to things. --Moonhead 42 (talk) 07:22, January 3, 2015 (UTC)
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  • The article is a bit 'loose' but sort of sticks to the subject in a roundabout way. May consider to adopt it if no one else wants to keep it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:09, January 15, 2015 (UTC)
    Sold! to the highest bidder Spıke Ѧ 23:16 15-Jan-15

Northern Argentina H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Roughly in the order of appearance: Nonexistent country, casting it as a Soviet tyranny or Nazi clone, Blowjob/69 Humor, and stereotypes of races inside Argentina and elsewhere. Argentinians writing awful English about a region not of interest to the English-speaking reader, none of them reading the entire article (as when Demographics repeats each assertion) as they flog domestic political grudges. Spıke Ѧ 21:24 1-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not good, bin it. ConCass2 (talk) 10:26, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cojones. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:44, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:41, January 16, 2015 (UTC)
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YouTubers H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article, supposedly in the style of YouTube, no longer looks anything like it and exists mostly to advertise former Uncyclopedians who were active there. Spıke Ѧ 14:28 14-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This lacks everything. from A-Z. (Including H) User:Adamwashere Jan 14 18:17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There could be an article awaiting to be written in the style of YouTube comments. This isn't it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:11, January 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  KILL IT WITH FIRE! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:41, January 16, 2015 (UTC)
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Skittles

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Noobie NoName0876, who returned briefly this week, contributed the awful Intro three years ago, but this very old article has never had a point to make about the candy, and has always taken too many words to not do it. Spıke Ѧ 21:07 1-Jan-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A rambling article that leads nowhere, and gives you precious little laughs along the way. --Vavaunni (talk) 13:10, January 4, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. After reading the first sentence, I knew this article would suck. I was right. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:38, January 16, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:46, January 18, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This page would be so much better if all the repeated, run-on and bad sentences were deleted. Adamwashere January 13, 2014 (UTC)
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Bush Family

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anon shows there is a Japanese WW2 soldier on a deserted Pacific island who thinks Bush is still the U.S. President, and has gifted this Satanic explanation for the Bush family with an Intro. Before and after: More bile than humor. Spıke Ѧ 23:52 28-Dec-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worse than the actual Bush family. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:11, December 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not good. ConCass2 (talk) 22:57, January 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a pity such thing as that can be considered as the funniest on Uncyclopedia. Anton (talk) 17:34, January 23, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Funniest thing I have ever read on uncyclopedia. This author was brilliant. Love it. --Adamwashere (talk) 20:02:27, January 12, 2015 (UTC)
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