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Score: 8 Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

Nominated by:

-- nail-biting Ape (nuke) (Riot Porn) 01:10, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

For: 19
  1. For - I lulled. -- nail-biting Ape (nuke) (Riot Porn) 01:10, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because the planet desperately needs the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. All the Birdies can drop dead for all I care, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:25, 2 September 2010
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Self-For The Fred Phelps of environmentalists. Also, it's my baby. <3 Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat01:29, Thursday 02 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. Weak For. Only because this isn't as funny as this. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:45, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
    I had feared that would be a bit of a problem, not much can top that. :P Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat01:48, Thursday 02 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  5. For. Fuck infants. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:50, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  6. A great Article, for a great man. --++Ironfistname.png 01:54, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For, because I feel like it.Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 03:00, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Whoring UnNews is always good. Poor taste sealed the deal for me. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:05, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. And I hadn't heard this story before. Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:03, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. i havent actually read this, but i was told to go vote for it -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:08, Sep 2
  11. For Finally, an UnNews that can be featured in a timely fashion. Hopefully tomorrow. Aleister 11:40 2 9
  12. For. By gosh, topicality. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:51, Sep 2
  13. For MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:19, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For. An Ayatollah ordered me to. I can't refuse. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 03:25, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:13, Sep. 5, 2010
  16. For. I also thought it was a bit short but once I read the manifesto I was sold. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:13, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  17. I get it now. --Black Flamingo 21:03, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  18. For. It's funny! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 21:37 (UTC)
  19. For. So if "The Turner Diaries" == Timothy McVeigh, then "An Inconvienant Truth" == James J. Lee? Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:21, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 11
  1. Against.....short one gag UnNews article.....sorry... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Against. Not front page worthy, sorry maybe the feature on UNnews. Dr. Fenwick 17:11, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. I do not understand the popularity of this article. It basically just retells the story of what some psycho did and then asserts that he is a hero. It's also very short. What am I missing, here? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:50, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
    For one thing, we'd probably be one of the only (un)news organizations providing a link to his interesting manifesto. The press is only reporting a very tiny part of it, the population rant, without the other material. And he actually wrote "Froggies", so we should give his corpse a platfom, ay? Aleister 19:08 2 9
    So I guess you won't find this funny either, right? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:54, 2 September 2010
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. per Hyper-bowl. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 2:59 PM 9/2/10
  5. No Per Hype, it just tells the story of what he did albeit in a rather good sarcastic tone. However if I wanted lines like Good night, sweet prince, I'd go to ED and get a bucket of badly photoshopped penises and jokes about black people for a dollar extra. --Nikau 05:16, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
    Wow, you've impressed me. That's the second most dickish and condescending against reason I've ever seen. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat23:04, Saturday 04 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  6. Against. Hype is right.--HM (T) 04:02, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Against. UnNews page lead but not a feature. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:13, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Against Didn't make me laugh. Not very good. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:35, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Nah. Didn't laugh, etc. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 08:50, Sep 16 2010
  10. Against. Per Mhaille. ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:07, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Against. What Hype & Mhaille said. Its basically retelling a story but saying a terrorist is a hero. Mn-z 02:51, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
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