Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/July

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of July 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.Voting ends on the 15th

Childhood: an essay Score: 3 (Featured: 1 July 2009) TheLedBalloon Modusoperandi Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition Score: 4 (Featured: 25 July 2009) Guildensternenstein The Woodburninator NaturalBornKieler CheddarBBQ Fan service Score: 2 (Featured: 12 July 2009) Hyperbole Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants Score: 6 (Featured: 31 July 2009) Thekillerfroggy Necropaxx Hyperbole The Woodburninator Electrified mocha chinchilla UU Godzilla Score: 4 (Featured: 4 July 2009) Necropaxx Guildensternenstein CheddarBBQ Sockpuppet of an unregistered user History of New England Score: 7 (Featured: 2 July 2009) Nameable TheLedBalloon Necropaxx Thekillerfroggy Siddhartha-Wolf LongLiverh3 Docile hippopotamus HowTo:Survive a Baby Score: 2 (Featured: 7 July 2009) UU Sockpuppet of an unregistered user HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel Score: 6 (Featured: 18 July 2009) Orian57 An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Necropaxx Siddhartha-Wolf Vanaelin Docile hippopotamus Humphrey Bogart Score: 0 (Featured: 22 July 2009) UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? Score: 9 (Featured: 14 July 2009) An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TheLedBalloon 15Mickey20 Necropaxx Siddhartha-Wolf The Woodburninator CheddarBBQ Mahm00shA Docile hippopotamus Jim Jarmusch Score: 2 (Featured: 8 July 2009) Siddhartha-Wolf Modusoperandi Joe Namath Score: 2 (Featured: 20 July 2009) Thekillerfroggy Guildensternenstein LazyTown Score: 4 (Featured: 16 July 2009) Orian57 Siddhartha-Wolf Sipi1230 CheddarBBQ Mrs. God's blog Score: 2 (Featured: 10 July 2009) Siddhartha-Wolf NaturalBornKieler Space Invaders Score: 2 (Featured: 30 July 2009) Staircase Siddhartha-Wolf UnTunes:Still Hurting Score: 5 (Featured: 6 July 2009) Orian57 Necropaxx Hyperbole Siddhartha-Wolf Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Stone the Israeli Tank Score: 6 (Featured: 28 July 2009) Thekillerfroggy Guildensternenstein Hyperbole Mordillo UU Sockpuppet of an unregistered user The Fat Girl Score: 1 (Featured: 29 July 2009) Orian57 UnNews:The God Interview Score: 3 (Featured: 13 July 2009) NaturalBornKieler Mordillo Sockpuppet of an unregistered user The Popularity of War Score: 3 (Featured: 23 July 2009) Necropaxx Siddhartha-Wolf Docile hippopotamus UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden Score: 11 (Featured: 15 July 2009) Orian57 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user LongLiverh3 Sipi1230 Hyperbole Nameable Methamphetamine! Staircase Mordillo Mahm00shA UU UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick Score: 5 (Featured: 26 July 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays The Woodburninator Mordillo UU UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth Score: 4 (Featured: 3 July 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user The Woodburninator CheddarBBQ UU UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation Score: 4 (Featured: 21 July 2009) TheLedBalloon Mordillo UU An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 Score: 1 (Featured: 5 July 2009) Orian57 UnScripts:Trapped at Sea Score: 3 (Featured: 17 July 2009) Orian57 Necropaxx Methamphetamine! UnTweets:George Peterson Score: 2 (Featured: 9 July 2009) Orian57 Nameable Uncyclopedia Madness Score: 2 (Featured: 24 July 2009) Electrified mocha chinchilla Sipi1230 Wild Bill Hickok Score: 3 (Featured: 11 July 2009) Thekillerfroggy Hyperbole The Woodburninator World of Warcraft Score: 3 (Featured: 19 July 2009) Necropaxx CheddarBBQ Docile hippopotamus Xanax Score: 5 (Featured: 27 July 2009) Thekillerfroggy TheLedBalloon Necropaxx Siddhartha-Wolf Mordillo