Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Something Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	TAILS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Ask again later.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that a live action version of Steamboat Willie is set for release next summer?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	God said "Let Heisenberg be"... and all was uncertain.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring sensual clarity purpose is known	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Kitten Huffing mentioned Dangerous/Don't vandalize [Some war] (video game) NRV iAnything VFH Wilde quote Steve Ballmer mentioned Crimethink Clinjas mentioned Featured Image shown Maintainence tagged WILDE CARD Vanity Kitten Huffing mentioned Steve Ballmer mentioned Wilde quote Under construction Bad spelling Worst 100... Clinjas mentioned Vanity Vandalized Norris mentioned Clinjas mentioned

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Narutoboy
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	AngelFairyDust
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Charlottetown
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Taichung
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Saint-Pierre
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Ludvika
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	behind you
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Haunted Mansion
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Ash Ketchum's journey for total pandering and how he cured 69,420 computers
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes echidnas.” ~ Nelson Mandela on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember freezing my tire with it.” ~ Bozo on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	dubious	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	armpit	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	DOG SHIT	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	game maker	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	MELAMINE	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Motherfuck
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Erica	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Pixie
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Paul Hindemith devours osteoporosis!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“I've got my own video game which is like a movie but you can't control it which is why it's a video game which is what a movie isn't.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a Mucor	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Arnold Schwarzenegger
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	flap
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	antidisestablishmentarian
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a pastry
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	papers
Number (Talk) (Used on)	Thursday
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Dallan Hannen	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	Eintracht Braunschweig
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Muscle	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Mackichan	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Lieutenant
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	google
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	annoys
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	bamboozled
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	swallowed
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, fiddle rewards YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Emperor Palpatine	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	spaghetti fork	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Soy beans and tofu

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General