Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Something Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	J J	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Don't count on it.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that Alexander the Great would ride his horse in front of his troops before battle, so they would be so mad at having to march in horseshit they would be ready to fight anything and everything?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring relaxed at ease calm lovable	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Maintainence tagged Jesus approved You've edited it Overly British VFH You've edited it Worst 100... Under construction Nonsense Jesus approved Clinjas mentioned Goodthink WILDE CARD Goodthink Goodthink Wilde quote Pirates mentioned You've edited it Protected Goodthink Hitler Tagged for rewrite Mr. T mentioned Has ascii art VFD

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Narutoboy
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	Chimychanga
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Vaughan
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Liuzhou
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Combs-la-Ville
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Nybro
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	in Hell
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	the Forest That Nobody Cares About
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Stephen Hawking's quest for the cheery boar
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once helped me edit my nob.” ~ Matt Groening on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once earned my cutting board.” ~ Stephen Hawking on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	minuscule	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	eyebrow	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	COCKSMOKER	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	astronaut	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	TIBET	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Goddamn
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Xaviera	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Man of God
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Megatron balkanizes temple!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“I've got my own video game which is like a movie but you can't control it which is why it's a video game which is what a movie isn't.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	an Ainu	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Stephen Colbert
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	haxor!11	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	tadpole
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a muskrat
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	bags of cement
Number (Talk) (Used on)	100,000,000
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Wendie Ovington	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	Hansa Rostock
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Cuteness	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Farren	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Queen
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	mystify
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	yells
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	pwned
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	dried
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, can opener deteriorates YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Osama bin Laden	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	knife	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Love beads

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General