Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Oprah Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Yes - definitely.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... when a Chinese Uncyclopedia member writes an article, ██████ █████████████ ████ █████?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	A pessimist thinks all women are bad; an optimist wishes they were.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring inner emotions charged somewhat relaxed	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O You've edited it You've edited it AAAAAAAAA! mentioned Norris mentioned Bush bashing VFH Wilde quote VFD Clinjas mentioned Goodthink Overly British Bat Fuck Insane WILDE CARD NRV Nonsense Controversial Norris mentioned Kanye West mentioned Vanity Maintainence tagged Incoherent Dangerous/Don't vandalize Kitten Huffing mentioned Vin Diesel mentioned Vin Diesel mentioned

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	GenericNoob
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	HaxorMan
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Notre-Dame-de-l'Île-Perrot
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Nanning
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Istres
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Visby
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	at college
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	the Moon
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Carlos Mencia's quest for the incompetent YouTube Poop
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes sea cucumbers.” ~ Immanuel Kant on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember piloting my cutlass with it.” ~ Jessica Alba on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	quivering	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	spleen	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	MOLDY TITS	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	barber	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	POISON IN TOOTHPASTE	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Homo
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Chet	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Prophet
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Michael Jackson deports peach!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	the Spawn of Ungoliant	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Bill Bennett
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	roflmao	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	dominatrix
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	rock
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	mammary glands
Number (Talk) (Used on)	85
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Heike Scott-moncrieff	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	VfB Lübeck
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Critical Hits	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Rysse	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Señora
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	curate
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	analyzes
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	constructed
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	piloted
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, holster graphitizes YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Roger Clemens	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	bendy straw	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Soy beans and tofu

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General