Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	A A	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Signs point to yes.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... the great idea you had last week was already thought up by Elon Musk and will soon be realized on Mars?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	School attendance is compulsory, learning optional.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring imaginative wondering thoughts ok feeling	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Mr. T mentioned Bat Fuck Insane Mr. T mentioned [Some war] (video game) Ninjas mentioned VFD Not English iAnything I can't believe it's not... Bush bashing Under construction Bad spelling WILDE CARD Controversial Jesus approved Overly British Vin Diesel mentioned Kanye West mentioned Nonsense Bush bashing You've edited it You've edited it Jesus approved Bush bashing Not English

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	Narutoboy
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Greater Sudbury
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Huai'an
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Cannes
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Skellefteå
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	inside a chocolate-covered black hole
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Mount Terror
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Bozo's quest for the shimmery rain meter
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was he the man who destroyed that Pyrex?” ~ Margaret Thatcher on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember deliberating my armpit hair with it.” ~ Bono on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	dark	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	thumb	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	DAMN	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	pornstar	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	COMMUNISM IS STUPID	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Cunt
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Darrel Alfred	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Fairy
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Brian Peppers riots magma!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“I've got my own video game which is like a movie but you can't control it which is why it's a video game which is what a movie isn't.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	an otyugh	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Joe Walsh
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	wtf??	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	cockgoblin
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	tofu
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a pile of flaming horse feces
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	pillows
Number (Talk) (Used on)	0.5
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Geoffrey Victor Joyner	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	VfB Stuttgart
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Grueness	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Cure	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Miss
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	defenestrate
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	proves
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	crystallized
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	swallowed
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, dishrag discalceates YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Ronald Reagan	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	salad fork	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General