Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	TAILS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“My reply is no.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... the reason for 50% of modern marriages ending in divorce is because those people try to go to IKEA together for a relaxing afternoon?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Happiness is a warm puppy, said the anaconda.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring sensual clarity purpose is known	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O I can't believe it's not... Maintainence tagged Bat Fuck Insane Protected Bad spelling Overly British Hitler Goodthink VFD Controversial VFD Pirates mentioned WILDE CARD Worst 100... Incoherent Tagged for rewrite Controversial Goodthink Crimethink Worst 100... Vanity Vandalized Bat Fuck Insane Dangerous/Don't vandalize Tagged for rewrite

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)	Random UFO Sighting In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Prepare for probing.
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	HarryPotterFan
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	HaxorMan
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Fort Saskatchewan
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Xiamen
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Laon
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Lund
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	at college
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Disneyland
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Ash Ketchum's journey for total agreeing and how he constructed 5,592,985 bags of cement
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.” ~ Clara Bow on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once piloted my liquidation.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	tense	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	pineal gland	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	game maker	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	PROXY SITES	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Wanker
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	France	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Pixie
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Paul Mycock burglarizes kitten!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	an Eelfinn	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Hugh Hefner
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	STFU N00b!	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	cake
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	blimp
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a mug
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	homotopies
Number (Talk) (Used on)	1,337
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Tonia Ablington	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	VfL Wolfsburg
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Force	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Deely	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Signor
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	fart
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	washes
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	feasted
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	proved
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, t-shirt exemplifies YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on This Guy	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	butter knife	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:Vandalize-this Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't. Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the internet proxyed as an encyclopedia Admin Name:Jimbo Wales Admin Name:Angela Beesley Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General