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If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

  • It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
  • It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
  • If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
  • The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation[edit]

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
(Talk)
(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Roberto Carlos Braga Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about:
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails.gif
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif


Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif

7
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?

Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top.gif
Slots-left.gif Slots-bar1.gifSlots-red7.gifSlots-pineapple.gif Slots-right.gif
Slots-base.gif
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*... that if you hold a seashell to your ear, you can hear a hermit crab moving into your skull? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring.png
tense
nervous
harassed
overworked
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess nw.gif Chess .gif Chess qw.gif Chess .gif Chess rw.gif Chess .gif 8
7 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess kw.gif Chess .gif Chess kw.gif 7
6 Chess nw.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess pb.gif Chess pb.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif 6
5 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess kw.gif Chess .gif Chess pw.gif Chess bw.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif 5
4 Chess pb.gif Chess .gif Chess pb.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess qw.gif Chess .gif Chess pw.gif 4
3 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess pw.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif 3
2 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess bw.gif Chess pb.gif Chess .gif 2
1 Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess .gif Chess rb.gif Chess .gif Chess qw.gif Chess .gif Chess .gif 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT .png TTT .png TTT .png
TTT .png TTT .png TTT .png
TTT .png TTT .png TTT .png
random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Wilde quote You've edited it Worst 100... Ninjas mentioned [Some war] (video game)
Bat Fuck Insane Controversial Stub Steve Ballmer mentioned Bush bashing
Not English Vanity WILDE CARD Tagged for rewrite Controversial
[Some war] (video game) Bad grammar Has ascii art Norris mentioned Kanye West mentioned
Jesii Protected Protected You've edited it Tagged for rewrite

Random sightings[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)


Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

Random messages[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
IchBinFunneh
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
AngelFairyDust
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Duparquet
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Nanjing
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Versailles
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Karlshamn
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
elsewhere
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jupiter
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Peyton Manning's quest for the round boar
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)

“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was he the man who sacrificed that encyclopedia?”

~ Sun Tzu on Templates/Random silliness

Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)

“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember optimizing my pedophile with it.”

~ Stephen Sondheim on Templates/Random silliness

Random text[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
rhyming Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
pituitary gland random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
FUCKHEAD random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
urinal sweeper random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
TIBETAN BUDDHISM random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cunt
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Roni random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
God
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Apple Dave deceives air!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)

“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.”

~ John Madden

Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
a Mobian random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Abu Hamza
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
furfag. random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
watermelon
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
beach ball
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a boat
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
mugs
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
713
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Weed Landimor random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
1860 München
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Smithing random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Utten random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Corporal
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
eat
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
analyzes
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
ASPLODEd
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
frozen
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)

“In Soviet Russia, buddy exorcise YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Cloud Strife

random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
dessert spoon random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Homeless people

Playing cards[edit]

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-down.gif

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up.gif
Card-spades-up.gif


Card-spades-down.gif
Card-spades-down.gif

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up.gif
Card-clubs-up.gif

Card-clubs-up.gif

Card-clubs-down.gif
Card-clubs-down.gif

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif



Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif


Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif


Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif


Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-diamonds-up.gif

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-hearts-up.gif Card-hearts-up.gif

Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif Card-hearts-down.gif
Card-hearts-down.gif

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up.gif
Card-jack.gif Card-spades-down.gif

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up.gif
Card-queen.gif Card-hearts-down.gif

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up.gif
Card-king.gif Card-diamonds-up.gif

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black.gif J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates[edit]

Dice[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png
Dot.png
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png
Dot.png
Dot.png
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png Dot.png
Dot.png Dot.png

Mood ring[edit]

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring.png
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess[edit]

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess .gif random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess nb.gif random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week[edit]

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

Others[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

See also[edit]