Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Something Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Outlook good.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that witch-hunting for fun and profit has mostly turned into witch-hunting for fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Self-made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring jitters anticipation restless thoughts	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Worst 100... Wilde quote Nonsense Worst 100... Vandalized Jesus approved Incoherent I can't believe it's not... Worst 100... I can't believe it's not... Has ascii art Worst 100... WILDE CARD Ninjas mentioned Bush bashing Under construction [Some war] (video game) Obscene You've edited it Wilde quote AAAAAAAAA! mentioned Ninjas mentioned Featured Image shown VFD Jesii

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)	Random UFO Sighting In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Prepare for probing.
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	CoolGuy
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	<insert name here>
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Sainte-Agathe-des-Monts
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Suzhou
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Romans-sur-Isère
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Jönköping
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	at Gotthard Pass
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Ronald Reagan's journey for total meditating and how he constructed 75 documents
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.” ~ Jimmy Hoffa on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember suffocating my quote with it.” ~ Big the Cat on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	universal	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	utopia	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	PUSSY	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	pornstar	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	UIGURS	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Motherfuck
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Randall	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	White Witch
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Gottfried Leibniz mystifies dictator!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	those hippie elves	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Monica Lewinski
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	ripple
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	[[tuxedo[[
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a lubricant
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	homicidal screaming carrots
Number (Talk) (Used on)	-∞
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Yuhua Collison	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	MSV Duisburg
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Agility	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Esau	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	King
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	revolve
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	rewards
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	agreed
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	deconstructed
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, microscope hurts YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Abu Hamza	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	bendy straw	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General