Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	TAILS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Signs point to yes.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... That over 100 Martians have been run over by the rover Curiosity? ... and that it was all covered up by CGI directed by the clone of Stanley Kubrick?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	In cyberspace there's no one to hear your screams.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring average reading active not under great stress	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O VFH Kanye West mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Goodthink Protected Overly British Controversial Bad spelling Bad grammar Bad spelling Has ascii art iAnything WILDE CARD I can't believe it's not... Bad spelling Featured Image shown Nonsense Jesii [Some war] (video game) VFH Protected Canned quote Overly British Bad spelling Bush bashing

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Narutoboy
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	HaxorMan
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Victoria
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Wuxi
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Saint-Martin
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Helsingborg
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	on Mount Terror
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Big Thunder Mountain
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Cher's quest for the intransigent Volvo
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was he the man who optimized that forest?” ~ Kyle Broflovski on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once deterred my critter.” ~ Shakespeare on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	overwrought	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	breast	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	GYPSY	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	actor	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	RIGHTS	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Pussy
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Hewitt	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	White Witch
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Yo mama pilots Soliton radar!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“I've got my own video game which is like a movie but you can't control it which is why it's a video game which is what a movie isn't.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a pink blancmange	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Joe Walsh
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	roflmao	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	mouse
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	cat
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a needle
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	lawn mowers
Number (Talk) (Used on)	95
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Woodie Bynnyng	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	LR Ahlen
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Max BP	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Jeffcoate	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Duke
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	deliberate
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	attaches
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	owned
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	earned
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, applesauce assassinates YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Bart Simpson	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	chainsaw	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:Vandalize-this Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't. Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the internet proxyed as an encyclopedia Admin Name:Jimbo Wales Admin Name:Angela Beesley Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General