Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Oprah Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	K K	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“It is certain.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... there is no truth to the rumour that Candlejack kidnaps people who sa	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	You're not in trouble unless you're caught.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring anxieties nervous strained	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Stub Vin Diesel mentioned Pirates mentioned Goodthink You've edited it Vandalized I can't believe it's not... Norris mentioned Crimethink Goodthink Obscene Under construction WILDE CARD Under construction Steve Ballmer mentioned Pirates mentioned Bush bashing Bad spelling Worst 100... Pirates mentioned I can't believe it's not... Clinjas mentioned Jesii Obscene Canned quote

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)	Random Elvis Sighting In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. The King has left the building.

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Giga-00Bah-1337-Hax0r-Pwnz0rz
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	HarryPotterFan
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Rivière-Rouge
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Jilin City
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Mantes-la-Jolie
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Arvika
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	on a neutron star
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Saturn
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Darth Vader's quest for the retarded faceplant
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes rabbits.” ~ Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“I once rinsed a attorney in Templates/Random silliness.” ~ Albert Camus on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	fake	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	pelvis	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	D'OH	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	quarterback	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	DEMOCRACY	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Homo
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Wiggin	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	White Witch
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Estelle Getty revolves waffle!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a Colossus	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Barney the Dinosaur
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	lk wtf u d1rty h4xor	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	airplane
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	rock
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a pile of flaming horse feces
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	anvils
Number (Talk) (Used on)	13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Herbie Youel	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	HSV
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Spec. Attack	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Umphray	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Count
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	feast
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	curses
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	gave
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	navigated
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, egg neuters YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Joey Barton	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	spaghetti fork	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Love beads

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General