Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Eating Babies Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	TAILS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Cannot predict now.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus chased out the tax collectors; he missed here!	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring stimulating ideas daring wants	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Vin Diesel mentioned NRV Kanye West mentioned Crimethink Controversial I can't believe it's not... Jesus approved Under construction Pirates mentioned Obscene Crimethink Jesii WILDE CARD Under construction Vin Diesel mentioned Bad spelling VFD I can't believe it's not... Stub Vin Diesel mentioned I can't believe it's not... iAnything Vanity Jesii Maintainence tagged

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	Nintendoroulez
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	Narutoboy
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Richelieu
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Xuzhou
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Charenton-le-Pont
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Smedjebacken
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	on Bizarro World
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Bizarro World
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Barbara Walters's quest for the incredible computer
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was he the man who quantified that diet pill?” ~ Scooter Libby on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once constructed my brand.” ~ Ronald McDonald on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	rhyming	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	arm	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	ASSRAPING	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	astronaut	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	POISON IN TOOTHPASTE	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Cock
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Tracy	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Bishop
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Albert Einstein shaves lisp!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a hard-boiled egg	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Segata Sanshiro
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	ur gay. lol	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	l33t h4x0r
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	hybrid engine
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a reindeer
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	cats
Number (Talk) (Used on)	75
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Rosalia Coales	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	VfB Stuttgart
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Poking people with bits of sharp metal	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Asser	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Herr
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	crystallize
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	affords
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	agreed
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	litigated
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, tempest legislates YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Stephen Hawking	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	tongs	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Soy beans and tofu

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:Vandalize-this Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't. Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the internet proxyed as an encyclopedia Admin Name:Jimbo Wales Admin Name:Angela Beesley Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General