Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	A A	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Cannot predict now.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	In capitalism, man exploits man. In Communism, it's exactly the opposite.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring sensual clarity purpose is known	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Vandalized Jesii Bat Fuck Insane Bad spelling Canned quote Bad spelling You've edited it Jesus approved Tagged for rewrite Maintainence tagged Protected Crimethink WILDE CARD Maintainence tagged Has ascii art Vanity Has ascii art You've edited it VFH Bat Fuck Insane I can't believe it's not... Canned quote VFH Protected Jesii

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	BillyBob
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	<insert name here>
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Winkler
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Linyi
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Lyon
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Uddevalla
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	New Orleans Square
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Osama bin Laden's journey for total drying and how he proved 123 mammary glands
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.” ~ Ganondorf on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember plagiarizing my PINGA with it.” ~ Sylvester the Cat on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	pocket-sized	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	ring finger	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	MOCKIE	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	doctor	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	TIANENMEN SQUARE	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Cockmongler
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Opaline	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Pixie
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Mike Litoris spits pervert!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Lech Wałęsa
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	FGSFDS	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	governor
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	electrified mocha chinchilla
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a scroll
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	encyclopediae
Number (Talk) (Used on)	1,000,000,000
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Chalmers Gaynor	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	Greuther Fürth
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Spamming	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Uttridge	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Professor
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	glug
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	wriggles
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	sanctified
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	blessed
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, pervert throws YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Paris Hilton	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	chainsaw	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Homeless people

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General