Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Children Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“No way.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that in the dark, all cats are in the dark, too?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring nervous emotions mixed unsettled cool	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Mr. T mentioned Obscene Bad grammar Canned quote Clinjas mentioned Not English Goodthink Clinjas mentioned Nonsense Crimethink Goodthink Bat Fuck Insane WILDE CARD VFH Protected Bad grammar Under construction Dangerous/Don't vandalize Not English Kitten Huffing mentioned Has ascii art Vandalized Bush bashing Canned quote Tagged for rewrite

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)	Random Loch Ness Monster Sighting In accordance with International Random Loch Ness Monster Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, the Loch Ness monster has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Time to get a new camera. These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on) Random UFO Sighting In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Prepare for probing. Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on) Random elvis (Talk) (Used on) Random messages Template Effect Comments Random/Username (Talk) (Used on) AngelFairyDust Random/username (Talk) (Used on) ManBoy RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on) Plessisville RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on) Zhengzhou RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on) Rueil-Malmaison RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on) Karlshamn RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on) inside a chocolate-covered black hole RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on) Neptune Randomgame (Talk) (Used on) Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur's quest for the macabre blender Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on) “Templates/Random silliness! He's hot!” ~ Stephen Colbert on Templates/Random silliness Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on) “I once swallowed a vortex in Templates/Random silliness.” ~ Steve Austin on Templates/Random silliness Random text Template Effect Comments Adj (Talk) (Used on) expensive Words for construction of random text Body Part (Talk) (Used on) pineal gland random body part Expletive (Talk) (Used on) JAP random swearing Job (Talk) (Used on) waitress random career/job Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on) PANCHEN LAMA random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing Cursewords (Talk) (Used on) Wanker Given name (Talk) (Used on) Yahir random given name Healer (Talk) (Used on) Fairy Highconcept (Talk) (Used on) Ian Paisley employs centrifuge! Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on) “I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.” ~ John Madden Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden Monster (Talk) (Used on) a Gar random fantasy game monster(s) Name (Talk) (Used on) Sun Tzu N00blet (Talk) (Used on) SAGE random n00b utterance Noun (Talk) (Used on) hot dog Nounlink (Talk) (Used on) chiffon Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on) lithium Noun plural (Talk) (Used on) brooms Number (Talk) (Used on) n Real people's name (Talk) (Used on) Ibell Chamings random person's name and surname RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on) 1. FC Köln RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on) Staff Skill random turn-based combat statistic Surname (Talk) (Used on) Kingett random surname Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on) Lady Verb (Talk) (Used on) oscitate Verb singular (Talk) (Used on) wriggles Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on) sniffed Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on) cured random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on) “In Soviet Russia, pervert cures YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Barack Obama random Russian reversal quote Utensil (Talk) (Used on) fork random thing you eat with SF Currency (Talk) (Used on) Soy beans and tofu Playing cards Template Effect Comments card/ace (Talk) (Used on) A A individual card, specify suit card/2 (Talk) (Used on) 2 2 individual card, specify suit card/3 (Talk) (Used on) 3 3 individual card, specify suit card/4 (Talk) (Used on) 4     4 individual card, specify suit card/5 (Talk) (Used on) 5     5 individual card, specify suit card/6 (Talk) (Used on) 6       6 individual card, specify suit card/7 (Talk) (Used on) 7       7 individual card, specify suit card/8 (Talk) (Used on) 8         8 individual card, specify suit card/9 (Talk) (Used on) 9         9 individual card, specify suit card/10 (Talk) (Used on) 10         10 individual card, specify suit card/jack (Talk) (Used on) J J individual card, specify suit card/queen (Talk) (Used on) Q Q individual card, specify suit card/king (Talk) (Used on) K K individual card, specify suit card/joker (Talk) (Used on) J O K E R J O K E R individual joker card, specify text colour Metatemplates Dice Template Effect Comments Die/1 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Die/2 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Die/3 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Die/4 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Die/5 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ ​ Die/6 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ ​ Die/7 (Talk) (Used on) ​ ​ Mood ring Template Effect Comments moodring/body (Talk) (Used on) my mood ring (text) A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor Chess Template Effect Comments chessboard (Talk) (Used on) a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board chess/edge (Talk) (Used on) random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns chess/mid (Talk) (Used on) random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted Days Template Effect Comments Day1 (Talk) (Used on) Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to Day24 (Talk) (Used on) You have less than a week, just 6 days Day26 (Talk) (Used on) You only have 5 (Five) more days Day27 (Talk) (Used on) Now you only have 4, yes 4 days Day28 (Talk) (Used on) You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days Day29 (Talk) (Used on) Jesus! Only 2 days left Day30 (Talk) (Used on) 1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day Day31 (Talk) (Used on) Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to Days of the Week Template Effect Comments DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on) DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on) DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on) DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on) DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on) Others Template Effect Comments Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on) // To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false; Funfact (Talk) (Used on) Fun Fact! {{{}}} GEBAG (Talk) (Used on) *** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit Google (Talk) (Used on) Google Google My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)     my anti-drug Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on) Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on) I'm a happy newbie! Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on) I'm surfing for porn Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on) I'm running in circles WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on) Domain ID:Vandalize-this Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't. Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the internet proxyed as an encyclopedia Admin Name:Jimbo Wales Admin Name:Angela Beesley Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it. Wotd Template Effect Comments Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on) redundancy Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on) procrastination Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on) WotdAF (Talk) (Used on) deadpan See also Uncyclopedia:Templates Uncyclopedia:Templates/General