Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: BENSON Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	HEADS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“Maybe” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... the 400m (1300 ft.) Wichnor Viaduct was built to carry the materials needed for its own construction?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	Kill the extremists.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring stimulating ideas daring wants	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Dangerous/Don't vandalize Incoherent Norris mentioned I can't believe it's not... VFH Vandalized Vanity Pirates mentioned Vin Diesel mentioned Hitler Canned quote Dangerous/Don't vandalize WILDE CARD Mr. T mentioned Jesus approved Hitler iAnything Dangerous/Don't vandalize Kitten Huffing mentioned Tagged for rewrite Bad spelling You've edited it Kitten Huffing mentioned Jesii Goodthink

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)	Random UFO Sighting In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article. Prepare for probing.
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	CoolGuy
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	CoolGuy
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Port Alberni
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Liuzhou
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Villeneuve-sur-Lot
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Lysekil
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	in Bunnyland
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Black Hole of Calcutta
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Samus Aran's journey for total deconstructing and how he vomited 69 sacrifices
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once helped me write my mouth.” ~ Jessica Alba on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“I once ablated a angel in Templates/Random silliness.” ~ Clara Bow on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	zany	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	scrotum	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	FUCK	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	death row prison guard	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	POISON IN BABY FORMULA	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Cunt
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Daffy	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	Priest
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Rob Liefeld rapes reindeer!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	an Irda	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Jim Carrey
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	SAGE	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	bank robbery
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	pedophile
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a stapler
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	pens
Number (Talk) (Used on)	5.5
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Zola Owin	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	1. FC Nürnberg
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Video Game Addiction	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Isaac	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Count
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	clapperclaw
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	plagiarizes
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	baptized
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	deterred
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, DJ unties YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Randy Savage	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	ladle	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Love beads

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:Vandalize-this Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't. Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the internet proxyed as an encyclopedia Admin Name:Jimbo Wales Admin Name:Angela Beesley Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General