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Justin Timberlake

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  • Delete - Mostly stuff about how sexy Justin Timberlake is and how he broke up with Britney Spears. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 22:54, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Well I had a look through some of the history pages, and there are some with more content, but nothing good... Maybe if we delete this it might inspire someone to bring sexy back. sorry MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:04, Jun 20
  • Delete Even though I hate his music, I actually like Mr. Timberlake. He deserves far better than this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:10, 20 Jun
  • Ugh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:22, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It Up Just crap. The Woodburninator 04:57, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Dear God That's hideous. -RAHB 05:52, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
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Cantaloupe

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Pash

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The 7th food group

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Arch enemy

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Jesus Of Suburbia

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Melodic deathmetal

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564 Apostles

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Flamingo

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Online game players

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Gosford

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🔒 West Ham H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Comment it appears I read it before alot of vandalism was removed. I'm not an admin so I can't close the voting but I hereby withdraw the "nomination". ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 11:29, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Consider it closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:40, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

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  • Delete From the maker defecator of Mountain Goat and Punic Wars.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:20, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete this, and every other page on Uncyclopedia that uses the Censored template. Then delete the Censored template. Then delete Sikon, Splaka, and Olipro for making the Censored template. I hate that fucking thing. It's like "Hey, you want a tool to make shitty, unfunny articles that look ugly as hell, and you can't even tell how unfunny they are until you roll your mouse all over the place? Well, here you go. Knock yourself out." --Hyperbole 21:44, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Sucked. And Hyperbole, the censored template isn't bad. The people who use it a hundred times in one article are. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:14, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Again, unfunny and random. Feels juvenile, insulting without a context, and generally doesn't work. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:06, Jun 19
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:36, Jun 19
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:52, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 07:21, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
  • nOT kEEP Rather large failure --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:23, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
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  • So just because one person doesn't like our pages, and another person doesn't like the "censored" template (we only use it twice, for variety), this page is supposed to be deleted? I don't think so... ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
    Yeah, I should have been more clear that the basis of my (!?)vote wasn't merely that the article is full of irritating black boxes. Rather, I don't see any identifiable jokes or humor in it. I don't know anything about your other work, and you can rest assured I'm not stalking you two. --Hyperbole 02:46, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
    MEB, see that "keep" box? Put a keep vote there if you want to try and save this. Or ask for it to be moved to your userspace. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:06, Jun 19
    I happen to be of the honorable opinion that to vote for one's own page is cheap, espeically when (as it certainly seems) mainstream society does not accept our particular brand of humor. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
    Uncyclopedia is hardly representative of "mainstream society." -RAHB 07:21, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Moved to user space. Gents, may I ask everyone when they are voting for deletion to remember that the writer of the article may not like Hey, you want a tool to make shitty, unfunny articles that look ugly as hell, and you can't even tell how unfunny they are . We're trying to encourage quality writing, not homicidal rage. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:42, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Laser Tigers

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Geelong

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🔒 Children of Bodom H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Invalid nom, since no one bothered to put the {{VFD}} thingy on. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:50, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Phail gene

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Where's Wadlo?

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  • Userfy, or just give it more time - Yeah, User:Doctadoom is basically using this article as a sandbox to practice his Photoshopping, but he's only been absent for a couple weeks and might still be interested in fixing this. I think it would be kind of dickish of us if he came back and found the whole thing (which he calls "his best creation") had vanished without a trace. --Hyperbole 21:53, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete. A few lines of not much, then a lot of pics on the Where's Waldo/Wally? theme, but with penguins. So doesn't belong here. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:06, Jun 18
  • Kerkill I don't have a problem with the idea of Wadlo the penguin (in fact, he's coming over for tea at two), but the current article just isn't funny and is far too short (without the pictures) to warrant keeping. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:37, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 19:38, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:39, Jun 18
  • Delete - It has a stack of images on the right side taking up most of the page. What is this, ED? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:43, Jun. 18, 2008
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  • Hyperbole: Great sentiment. Looks like this will be deleted though. Why not send him a nice message which explains what the deal is? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:56, Jun 18
  • Where's Waldo? ??? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:33, Jun 19
  • Just so you know, guys, the page has been rearranged, looks nicer and more organized, we always realized the problem with it was the pictures lining up on the sides, just hit me all we had to do was line 'em up like templates. Tell me what you think... ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
    Hmm, well that lovely comment "Fuck You! ...cocksuckers" in the intro doesn't exactly endear me to it, I have to say. Allow me to explain my rationale: this is a humour wiki, and this article is not funny. I'm right alongside the idea of moving it to userspace if the author is proud of it and wants to keep it (I'm not the kind of bastard that wants to crush people's spirit!) but this won't fit in mainspace unless genuine funny is added, and that snidey little comment is removed. So my vote stays as it is, as one way or another, this needs moving from the mainspace. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:40, Jun 19
    Yep. I'm with UU on this one guys. It's great that you are really trying with your articles, but I just think you are a little bit off the mark in terms of what is required. Feel free to contact me on my talk page if you want to talk about this some more. Have it moved to your user space, and take it from there... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:16, Jun 19

Redcurrant

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Ammonia

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🔒 Substitute Teacher H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete It's been a couple of months, looks like no one is going to finish this.--Sgt. Fluffy 02:49, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
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Category:Thanagarian Users

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  • The category has been deleted, however, the template that it goes along with has not been deleted, and will not be deleted unless VFD'd. Also, why has nobody mentioned Nth metal or Hawkman during this vote? Oh. I just did. Voting closed - page deleted -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:55, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Microsoftitis Spasmic Pnuemonic Anaphlaxia

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  • Because its mine. Blammo77
  • If he wants to work on it, I say keep. Blammo, take a look at HTBFANJS(it really is a great guide for writing comedic prose!) and try to inject some good comedy in here. Keep in mind that re-hashing the old "Mac vs. Windows debate isn't very funny on its own. You'll have to add a little something special, something that makes this page unique. Good luck! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:46, Jun 15
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  • With all due respect Leddy, what do you think the chances are of him actually finishing the article if it's taken off vfd? Also you said it yourself: "Keep in mind that re-hashing the old "Mac vs. Windows debate isn't very funny on its own." What exactly makes you think this won't end up back here at a later date if it stays in mainspace?--Sgt. Fluffy 06:00, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
    • Mostly it's that we talked on IRC, and he seemed to care what happened to the page. If it turns out badly later, delete it later. For now, at least give the guy a chance. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 07:34, Jun 15
      • Hea, I agree with the idea behind what you are saying Led. Would it not however make more sense for this to be moved to userspace, and worked on there? A VFD vote is a fair bit more effort for the community, than the process an article goes through when it's newly created. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:42, Jun 15

Punic wars

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  • And i always thought they were supposed to let the accused present their case... Geezus, people, is it too much to ask the person to change it before your triggerhappy asses press the "nominate for deletion" button? ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

Mountain Goat

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  • First of all, it never apologizes, it specifically says "We DO NOT Apologize!". And if it gives you a serious headache, don't read it! Really weak heads to require an Aspirin... ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger
  • Just because an article doesn't apologize doesn't mean it ain't sorry and this is one sorry excuse for humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:39, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

LOL (Internet slang)

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Particle Physics

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New Michigan

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Alcoholic

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  • hmm looks like I've been out voted. Anyone mind going into detail on why they wish to save this? To me it just seems like a bunch of non sequiturs.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:19, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:17, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

The possible lovechild of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde

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Ben Affleck

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Best. Delete. Comment. Ever --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:33, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
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Soulfly

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Quake the Game

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Viking cat

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  • Kerkill Stupid crap about "Viking cats", whatever the hell they are, with an idiotic list right at the end. There doesn't seem to be much interest in ever rewriting it(only 7 edits total). I suspect the author is currently at a gay bar. Well, he is at least obsessed with them. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:47, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  • KerDexer MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:53, Jun 16
  • Delete as it stands Actually I might try to rewrite it (just on a whim). I've copied it to my personal sandbox and I likely won't be done with it for awhile so we can toss this one. --Sgt. Fluffy 00:10, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Stupid and unfunny. Will be interested to see what the Sarge can do with it. It's the sort of title I could see Cajek having fun with, actually. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, Jun 17
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Rich sod biscuits

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Hobart

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  • Delete From what I can see it's just a bunch of vanity, and it draws more and more vanity edits apparently. -RAHB 03:10, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill The older the edit is, the less vanity it has. Every version sucks, though. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:08, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Some parts of the article are better than others. Most are poor, and I don't want to / can't improve it anyway so get rid of the lot and let the IPs create a decent version if they wish. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:03, Jun 17
  • Delete. Vandal magnet towncruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:27, Jun 17
  • Nuke it Just vandals thinking its cool to bag on Tasmania even though everyone knows Qld is where the rednecks are at. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:42, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • "Hobart is sweet as". --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:34, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
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Nutrient rich foam filled eggs

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Speed

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Leprechaun in the Hood

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NCAA

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  • Delete Was VFD back in 2006, and Spang liked it, but I'm not sure it's up to scratch these days. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:01, Jun 16
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:53, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete few links to it or from it and not particularly good so I doubt it will be missed.--Sgt. Fluffy 17:54, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:23, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Final Fantasy battles

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MILK

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  • Redirect to Milk as plausible miscapitalization? --Pentium5dot1 t/c ~^_^~ 22:51, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

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  • Comment- Kept or not, this is Illogicopedia gold! -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:56, Jun. 15, 2008
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:34, 17 June 2008 (UTC)