Page of Pointless Sub-Sections

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Why use subsections?[edit]

For clarity[edit]

ease of use[edit]

it's fun[edit]

content isn't necessary[edit]

Why are they pointless?[edit]

There is no text to go with them[edit]

They lead nowhere[edit]

There isn't really an article at all[edit]

And yet they just keep going[edit]

Why a whole page of them, then?[edit]

Because there should be one[edit]

Because I wanted to[edit]

Because eventually someone else would do it[edit]

And because you talk too much[edit]
So shut your hole[edit]
Before I shut it for you![edit]
Hello, Im Brian Blessed![edit]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH[edit]

If you don't stop crying (shit, this is long to read...)[edit]

I'm gonna give you something to cry about[edit]

You little jerk[edit]

Don't make me get the hose[edit]

I'm sorry[edit]

That's better.[edit]

Now say, "I love you Mommie Dearest"[edit]

What?[edit]

Say it, or you'll go back in the hole![edit]

Housewife like to use pillows a, Hello did you make that[edit]

if you read this your not educated enoof[edit]

there is so much crap[edit]

I love you mommie dearest.[edit]

I love you too, darling.[edit]

No you don't.