Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 4

November 4: Artifical Limb Awareness Diurnal Period

• 1 CE - Jesus is born. Judaism prepares for a storm, as Jesus sports an artificial positronic brain, contrary to scripture.
• 200 - Oedipus: One Bad Mothafucka drops, released on Mythic Records, goes triple platinum.
• 1600 and something - Descartes decides the mind is separate from the body, through logical reasoning and skeptical doubt. Jewishism prepares for a storm, as minds are contrary to scripture.
• 1617 - William Shakespeare is arrested for posting his crabs to The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects that!
• 1939 - After centuries of waiting, Judaism gets its storm.
• 2001 - God wins the Mega-Ball lottery. A fix is suspected.
• 2006 - Ikea declares war on Hinduism.
• 2007 – Sikorsky Aircraft and Swarovski Crystal merge and become Sikofwarskiski Crystal Aircraft. Their first project code named “The Flying Glass Thingy” shatters into a million pieces upon landing, rendering it useless. U.S. government purchases 2,839 units.
• 2008 - Thanks to ACORN, Americans can vote in the 2008 United States Presidential Election on Uncyclopedia.
• 2008 - George W. Bush defeats Saddam Hussein in the United States presidential election of 2008.
• 2009 - The list of people who steal lists is stolen.
• 2012 - Mexicans win the gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic lawnmowing.
• 2013 - The Australian federal election is won unanimously by the country's new "democratic" leader identifying himself only as LMS and ruling with an iron fist. All poor people are immediately evicted from the country. The economy booms.
• 2030 - We lose Waldo.
• 2517 - Malcolm Reynolds is elected president. His 7-year term will be abruptly cancelled after only 11 weeks.