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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 23
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- 1000 BCE - Assyrian Emperor Santa Claus invents Festivus – "a holiday for the rest of us".
- c.57 CE - St. Paul, ever in the spirit of Festivus, bitches about the Thessalonians in his monumental Third Epistle to the Thessalonians.
- 1817 - Satan receives a Batman tie for Festivus.
- 1818 - Satan declares giving presents at Festivus to be pagan.
- 1823 - The poem A Visit from St. Festivus is first published.
- 1888 - Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh cuts off his left ear and gives it to a prostitute, much to her distress because all she'd gotten him was a necktie.
- 1938 - Immigrants from the Old Country bring over the Festivus Pole to America.
- 1954 - The first successful organ transplant is performed, following the success of the first piano transplant.
- 1997 - Festivus is parodied on Seinfeld. Latvian Orthodox priests denounce the show.
- 2006 - The son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Macaroni, is born.
- 2007 - You and Your mom duke it out in the Feats of Strength. Your Mom promptly beats your ass.
- 2009 - John Kerry re-invents the internet claiming that Al Gore did a crappy job the first time.
- 2012 - The world is destroyed when Satan and God go at it in the Feats of Strength.