UnNews:UnNews users create another Pluto-related article; world groans
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26 August 2006
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BARBARY COAST, Quadrupoli -- The world was disappointed and rather irritated today to find that UnNews, the internet's most reliable news source, had published yet another article related to Pluto's planetary demotion.
"There are only so many jokes about Pluto you can make," one industry insider explained, "before they start getting boring and repetitive. It's like emo in that respect."
Articles included both ones directly referencing Pluto and others involving analogous demotions.
"Lame," commented everybody, ever.
UnNews has announced that it plans on dedicating an entire section of its news service to Pluto. The next article will reportedly be titled "Pluto declared no longer bigger than a breadbox."
Oscar Wilde, oddly enough, was not available for comment.
Sources[edit]
- Elias Moosehead "Wait, next they'll do a plutonium article". JAMA, 23 August, 2006
