Mad Libs/examples
- See also: Mad Libs
Sample Story[edit]
Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.
One nostril atop Danelaw[edit]
by Paris Hilton
In conclusion, the diet mouthwash can't baptize the hero. One cardboard box along a mug absolved an operating theater towards the boats. Generally speaking, the delicious pies abandoned nervously.
While failing East Berlin, Britney Spears had ablated it and said frantically, "Hands off, I can't subvocalise the algorithm. In most cases, virtually I would."
As you might expect while cheekily ineffective, George Washington toward Ohio had thrown the audaciously tense octohedron. However and to a great degree, the John had frostily meditated the bananas
Story 2[edit]
This Is What Happens When 11 bananas quantify amid a bathtub That Is About To Be slow-cooked in 100-degree weather[edit]
By Bob Saget
Furthermore, against. "What!" Said George W. Bush. Scooter Libby Sreamed "You washed a paper waffle!". "Yeah" replied Michael Jordan, "At Lesotho". Then Britney Spears baked Darth Vader's bamboo. Samus Aran said "I'll get some banana. And Wario Can suitably legislate and throw encyclopediae at stupid old Barbara Walters. Then Mario Screamed "AAA! A a Yeofolk!". Whatever That Thing Was, It matured Shaquille O'Neal's kidney and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Hugh Hefner, "It's 123°C Out Here!". Then Strong Bad was attacked by Lord Voldemort with a towell, while Paul Hindemith got trapped under a glass dome. Mr. T suddenly Jumped betwixt a leash that was colossal and grotesquely added. Ganondorf Said " My Favorite Color is magenta!". "There's Nothing like cake!" said Vince McMahon. Hugh Hefner interrupted "Gadzooks, Get detecting silly etchings! Fatty Arbuckle, you're a diet pill! And The Rock You're a a Chaos beast!". Then Kermit the Frog woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big bestiality deconstructed Joseph Stalin's pineal gland. It was infectious. "Help!" said Pythagoras as he continuously constructed around a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Before anyone could widen, Joey Barton fucked, grabbed a axe and said pleasantly, "FGSFDS lolololololololol," Before being implodeed by a shole of deadly piranha poodles
To Be Continued... Please Add
Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit]
I want a girl with a paper like a diesel engine
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that absorb
And fish that burninate like classified documents
I want a girl with the right sticks
Whos fast, and thorough, and lifeless as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the toasters, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short microwave,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cutlass
I want a girl who gets up crazily
I want a girl who stays up offensively
I want a girl with impressive prosperity
Who uses a blender to cut through banana hotels
With ovens that shine like classified documents
And a voice that is idiotic like macabre glass
She is fast, thorough, and foreign as a tack
She's touring the virii, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short squibble,
And a long, long beans
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
Somewhere in Shadow Moses we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a houseplant with a cup-holder arm rest
She wants a tire that will get her there
She's changing her name from Bill Gates to Monica Lewinski
She's trading her page for a white dominatrix
I want a girl with a short General Tso's kitten,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
prostitute
Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit]
Mama,
sold myself again
not miss brainy, nice, or cute
big tits and hair no one disputes
Mama, this is so much fun
they'll pay more
if i say that i'm 'bi' too
Mama, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow
sell me on, the 'o' dot com
paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'
lets wait,
bids have begun
forget the geezers who don't care
to brush their teeth
or comb their hair
Goodbye, little hick town
i'm worth more than gold
to a couple who are rich and want me nude.
Mama, ooh ooh
my smile is bright,
clothes are too tight
i'll send a postcard home