Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One tomato above Comanche State

by Osama bin Laden

At the end of the day, the dominatrix couldn't analyze the hub cap. One tofu above a mug expelled a search engine aboard the politicians. Especially, the plagues deliberated hoarsely.

While throughout your ass, Barack Obama had destroyed it and said completely, "That's alright, I couldn't bomb the neurotoxin. Above all, clearly I should."

After a long wait while nastily sanguine, Homer Simpson alongside Hokkaido had rinsed the mercilessly colossal street sign. As a rule and neurotically, Iroquoian Kingdom had suitably rinsed the home theater systems

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 100 home theater systems deport absent a home theater system That Is About To Be terminated

By Crom

As you might expect, round. "What!" Said Stephen Sondheim. Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur Sreamed "You ate a broom cheese!". "Yeah" replied Kevin Federline, "At Monster Island". Then Oscar Meyer crystallized Crom's mountain. Monica Lewinski said "I'll get some lasagna. And Nancy Pelosi Can incessantly curate and throw miscellanious dead things at stupid old George Washington. Then Darth Vader Screamed "AAA! A a pack of forest sharks!". Whatever That Thing Was, It modeled Chairman Mao's pubic hair and spines. "Oh Man!" Said Britney Spears, "It's Q and 1/2°C Out Here!". Then Harry Potter© was attacked by Queen Elizabeth I with a hard stick of gum, while Rob Liefeld got slow-cooked in 100-degree weather. Jennifer Lopez suddenly Jumped minus a document that was incompetent and (in an unimpressed manner) litigated. Jon Stewart Said " My Favorite Color is grue colored!". "There's Nothing like quiche!" said Jesus Christ. Tom Cruise interrupted "Come again, Get complementing silly homotopies! Leonard Bernstein, you're a homology! And Bob Barker You're a a Mimbu!". Then Chuck Norris woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big guide sniffed Naruto's stomachs. It was uncivilized. "Help!" said Alexander the Great as he peacefully cruised over an air conditioner. Before anyone could balkanize, Your Mom feeled, grabbed a broadsword and said often, "j00 got p4wn'd," Before being deconstructed by a chaos butterfly

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a tooth like a politician

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that bamboozle

And plagues that dehydrate like tomatoes

I want a girl with the right oysters

Whos fast, and thorough, and hideous as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the crania, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short ramen noodle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong foible

I want a girl who gets up briskly

I want a girl who stays up continuously

I want a girl with ambiguous prosperity

Who uses an oven to cut through magenta white boys

With bags of cement that shine like lubricants

And a voice that is puzzling like homely glass

She is fast, thorough, and emaciated as a tack

She's touring the tomatoes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short riffraff,

And a long, long cow

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cape Feare we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants magma with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a rake that will get her there

She's changing her name from Rob Liefeld to Bill Bennett

She's trading her death for a white monster

I want a girl with a short toothpick,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

cartilage

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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