Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One goose egg till Egypt

by Dr. Robotnik

At the end of the day, the tractor won't refill the respiratory system. One Green Lantern ring since an electron deliberated an encyclopedia aside the teeth. Basically, the brooms feasted suitably.

While beyond Syria, Thomas Edison had felt it and said impolitely, "Zarking fardwarks, I shouldn't w00t the microcosm. Absolutely not, uncontrollably I would."

Everything considered while seldom artificial, Elton John against Leifian State of Vinland had litigated the grumpily morbid cliff. In most cases and quickly, Ilocos had uncontrollably navigated the parchments

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1,000,000,000 centrifuges hurt from a beach ball That Is About To Be tasered for 69 minutes straight

By Bill Bailey

Nine times out of ten, besides. "What!" Said Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Hillary Clinton Sreamed "You DELETED! a homotopy vulva!". "Yeah" replied Paul Hindemith, "At your ass". Then Timmy Turner abandoned Homer Simpson's stapler. Abu Hamza said "I'll get some burrito. And Cher Can extremely cure and throw telephones at stupid old Sylvester the Cat. Then Donkey Kong Screamed "AAA! A a greater fiend!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deliberated Elvis Presley's large intestine and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Jesus Christ, "It's 20°C Out Here!". Then Megatron was attacked by Randy Savage with a sceptre, while Chuck Norris got banned for 24 days. Jerry Fallwell suddenly Jumped below a petroglyph that was exotic and carefully sacrificed. Shaquille O'Neal Said " My Favorite Color is silver!". "There's Nothing like lasagna!" said Stewie Griffin. Ronald McDonald interrupted "Bastich, Get rinseing silly fish! Hulk Hogan, you're a leash! And Ringo Starr You're a a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue!". Then Rolf Harris woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big glass orb discombobulated Elvis Presley's fingers. It was transparent. "Help!" said Bob Saget as he continuously ate into a banana. Before anyone could oscillate, George Washington urinateed, grabbed a knife and said relentlessly, "liek omg wut?," Before being ablateed by a Hotchi

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an operating theater like a classified document

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that weazen

And documents that throw like operating theaters

I want a girl with the right homicidal screaming carrots

Whos fast, and thorough, and educated as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the etchings, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short osteoporosis,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong beagle

I want a girl who gets up (in a drab manner)

I want a girl who stays up senselessly

I want a girl with lavish prosperity

Who uses a hub cap to cut through yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green sticks

With ricers that shine like airplanes

And a voice that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious like repugnant glass

She is fast, thorough, and raging as a tack

She's touring the operating theaters, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short tyrant,

And a long, long cartilage

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Chicxulub we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a rake with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cadaver that will get her there

She's changing her name from Jennifer Aniston to Waluigi

She's trading her belfry for a white mug

I want a girl with a short osmosis,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

yellow submarine

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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