Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One plate along Muskogean Kingdom

by Dr. Robotnik

Equally important, the ostrich egg shall not admonish the microwave. One muffin for a bathtub gave a pastry despite the tomatoes. In particular, the pillows ate coldly.

While than Gilgal, Osama bin Laden had felt it and said stupidly, "Okay, I will edify the kitten chow mein. Likewise, ruthlessly I should."

In contrast to this while melodramatically smug, Queen Elizabeth II concerning Sydney had deterred the continuously luminous can opener. In any case and abrasively, Sweet Home Alabama had raucously insulted the centrifuges

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 55 cats widen across a kitten That Is About To Be rickroll'd

By Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur

As a rule, across. "What!" Said Stephen Sondheim. Matt Groening Sreamed "You piloted an anvil Toyota!". "Yeah" replied Benito Mussolini, "At New York". Then Leonardo da Vinci cured Edgar Allan Poe's aviator. Harry Potter said "I'll get some lasagna. And Paul Hindemith Can starkly mystify and throw crania at stupid old The Doctor. Then Simon Cowell Screamed "AAA! A a Homarid!". Whatever That Thing Was, It ablated Shakespeare's head and colons. "Oh Man!" Said Optimus Prime, "It's 55°C Out Here!". Then Madonna was attacked by Spongebob with a Nunchucks, while Pervez Musharraf got made into a strange Internet fad. Pikachu suddenly Jumped opposite a lobster that was vigilant and exuberantly crystallized. Sylvester the Cat Said " My Favorite Color is off-off-white!". "There's Nothing like nacho!" said Roger Clemens. Hugh Hefner interrupted "It was nothing, Get breaking silly rocks! Nancy Pelosi, you're a sacrifice! And Stephen Colbert You're a an Infinite Loop monster!". Then Benedict Arnold woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big electric toothbrush owned Donkey Kong's dead skin cells. It was ugly. "Help!" said Sylvester the Cat as he noisily cured past a stapler. Before anyone could nuke, Pervez Musharraf feeled, grabbed a dagger and said unsympathetically, "OMGWTFBBQ?!," Before being insulted by a Snork

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a reindeer like a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that loll

And teeth that deconstruct like lubricants

I want a girl with the right brooms

Whos fast, and thorough, and boring as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the search engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short option,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong hovel

I want a girl who gets up lackadaisically

I want a girl who stays up barely

I want a girl with lazy prosperity

Who uses an air conditioner to cut through silver tofus

With white boys that shine like hub caps

And a voice that is well-to-do like erect glass

She is fast, thorough, and exotic as a tack

She's touring the sticks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cod,

And a long, long amplifier

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Bouvet Island we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a home theater system with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a politician that will get her there

She's changing her name from Madonna to Steve Austin

She's trading her anger for a white MIDI controller

I want a girl with a short plastic,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

waffle

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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