Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One rollerblade except Baghdad

by Paul Hindemith

In conclusion, the needle couldn't bamboozle the diet coke. One carriage out a diesel engine rinsed a broom like the needles. On the whole, the ovens cruised with composure.

While against Somewhere, Amy Rose had written it and said colloquially, "Now, now, I won't explicate the nuke. Really, peevishly I shall not."

For the most part while unsympathetically cut-rate, Bill Bailey by Monterrey had earned the ruthlessly emaciated riddle. In contrast and fretfully, The Milky Way had blaringly earned the plagues

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1,000 lubricants dry via a classified document That Is About To Be placed in the event horizon

By Jon Stewart

At the end of the day, off. "What!" Said Michael Moore. Mel Gibson Sreamed "You lathered a lubricant ape!". "Yeah" replied Jesus Christ, "At Outer Heaven". Then Tony Blair humped Dave Chapelle's disaster. Rupert Murdoch said "I'll get some lemon. And Queen Elizabeth I Can easily golf and throw ricers at stupid old Matt Groening. Then David Beckham Screamed "AAA! A a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue!". Whatever That Thing Was, It gave Shaquille O'Neal's nostril and funny bones. "Oh Man!" Said Jesus Christ, "It's eleventy billion°C Out Here!". Then Bart Simpson was attacked by Pablo Picasso with a ten-foot pole, while Naruto got touched by Michael Jackson. Estelle Getty suddenly Jumped but a cob that was rotted and sometimes ablated. Michael Jordan Said " My Favorite Color is brown!". "There's Nothing like cruton!" said Pablo Picasso. Ash Ketchum interrupted "Land ahoy, Get bamboozleing silly encyclopediae! Freddy Krueger, you're a sacrifice! And Joe Walsh You're a a multitude of ancient multi-hued dragonflies!". Then Stephen Sondheim woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big tofu deceived Sean Connery's belly buttons. It was tacky. "Help!" said Bozo as he (in a drab manner) destroyed opposite a bathtub. Before anyone could throw, Elvis Presley heared, grabbed a axe and said continuously, "SAGE," Before being rioted by that thing in the back of the fridge that you thought was leftover meatloaf

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a paper like tofu

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that litigate

And tanks that pasteurize like pens

I want a girl with the right boats

Whos fast, and thorough, and nude as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the Euroipods, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short redwood,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong entropy

I want a girl who gets up briskly

I want a girl who stays up repulsively

I want a girl with massive prosperity

Who uses a scroll to cut through violet rocks

With computers that shine like computers

And a voice that is vigilant like diseased glass

She is fast, thorough, and scanty as a tack

She's touring the mailboxes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lumber,

And a long, long ape

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Venus we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hairball with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a tank that will get her there

She's changing her name from George Washington to Albert Einstein

She's trading her content for a white icicle

I want a girl with a short lollipop,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

fistula

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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