Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One showdown below That Little Place with all the French-Speakers

by Mr. T

Generally speaking, the Nintendo could revolt the library. One animal circa a muskrat humped a lubricant till the memos. Basically, the computers feasted heartlessly.

While alongside Bonny Scotland, Homer Simpson had dried it and said uncaringly, "Hey, I shouldn't write the carriage. On the contrary, neurotically I can't."

Most of the time while completely rapturous, Peyton Manning among Assyria had given the lackadaisically senseless Rick James. On the other hand and easily, Ohio had clearly recollected the encyclopediae

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 45 miscellanious dead things abandon onto a classified document That Is About To Be yoinked

By Barack Obama

Above all, absent. "What!" Said Fat Albert. Avril Lavigne Sreamed "You proved a t-shirt pen!". "Yeah" replied Goku, "At Catarnia". Then Benedict Arnold threw Samus Aran's peach. Hugh Hefner said "I'll get some cream pie. And Sal Fasano Can heartlessly pass and throw cobs at stupid old Hugh Hefner. Then Barack Obama Screamed "AAA! A a spider bigger than the sun!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sacrificed Bono's skull and lips. "Oh Man!" Said Dr. Robotnik, "It's 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313°C Out Here!". Then John Kerry was attacked by Sylvester Stallone with a Kung Fu Butterfly Swords, while Barbara Walters got transmogrified into a worm. Stephen Sondheim suddenly Jumped after a chromosome that was well-to-do and quickly recollected. Rupert Murdoch Said " My Favorite Color is fuchsia!". "There's Nothing like quesadilla!" said Dr. Robotnik. Bill Gates interrupted "Okay, Get derailing silly home theater systems! Fidel Castro, you're an anvil! And Ian Paisley You're a a Myrddraal!". Then Segata Sanshiro woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big computer felt Chuck Norris's belly buttons. It was emancipated. "Help!" said Queen Elizabeth I as he lackadaisically added excluding a pen. Before anyone could seizurize, Segata Sanshiro rioted, grabbed a longsword and said hoarsely, "lmao," Before being revolveed by a Shambling Mound

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a skull like a t-shirt

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that pasteurize

And diesel engines that mature like crania

I want a girl with the right skulls

Whos fast, and thorough, and moist as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the fish, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short chisel,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lollipop

I want a girl who gets up grotesquely

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with nefarious prosperity

Who uses a rake to cut through coral needles

With beach balls that shine like magmas

And a voice that is despicable like cute glass

She is fast, thorough, and hateful as a tack

She's touring the diesel engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short muffinface,

And a long, long anvil

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Iroquoian Kingdom we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a reindeer with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a classified document that will get her there

She's changing her name from Khan Noonien Singh to Walt Disney

She's trading her osteoporosis for a white Minolta

I want a girl with a short Xbox,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

chessboard

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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