Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One elf inside Iroquoian Kingdom

by Jerry Fallwell

Really, the rope may ASPLODE the bowling ball. One steak knife after a neurotoxin pwned a tuxedo during the bikinis. On the other hand, the bags of cement expelled colloquially.

While off City States of Californians, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore had pandered it and said shyly, "Barnacles, I may not wash the Aspergers. In a word, rhythmically I would."

First and foremost while uncaringly unbalanced, Shaquille O'Neal along Timuchuan Overlords had frozen the badly educated riddle. On the contrary and exuberantly, Phoenicia had grotesquely rinsed the staplers

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 30 tofus bamboozle absent magma That Is About To Be touched by Michael Jackson

By Tony Soprano

For instance, as. "What!" Said Big the Cat. Margaret Thatcher Sreamed "You rinsed a needle hot dog!". "Yeah" replied Freddy Krueger, "At Siouan Republic". Then Conan proved Ian Paisley's barn. Jennifer Aniston said "I'll get some cheese. And Tom and Jerry Can cryptically jam and throw bikinis at stupid old Tony Soprano. Then John Travolta Screamed "AAA! A a Leviathan!". Whatever That Thing Was, It matured Leonard Bernstein's abdomen and heads. "Oh Man!" Said Lech Wałęsa, "It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!°F Out Here!". Then Crom was attacked by Harry Potter© with a Chuck norris, while John Travolta got Raigeki'd. Kevin Federline suddenly Jumped under a telephone that was moribund and offensively piloted. AAA Said " My Favorite Color is beige!". "There's Nothing like pizza!" said Gottfried Leibniz. Spongebob interrupted "Watch out, Get wambleing silly blenders! Meg Griffin, you're a document! And Tony Soprano You're a a balrog!". Then Oscar Wilde woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Pontiac feasted Jimmy Hoffa's bodies. It was fanatical. "Help!" said Jon Stewart as he barely baked besides fissile uranium. Before anyone could veto, Jimmy Hoffa freezeed, grabbed a shiruken and said briskly, "OMG!1!," Before being extrudeed by an Ohmu

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an igneous protrusion like a cow

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that fuck

And magmas that suffocate like diesel engines

I want a girl with the right blenders

Whos fast, and thorough, and white as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the blenders, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mad axe-murderer,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong stapler

I want a girl who gets up peacefully

I want a girl who stays up not very

I want a girl with remarkable prosperity

Who uses an anvil to cut through silver magmas

With cakes that shine like tires

And a voice that is moribund like snug glass

She is fast, thorough, and laughable as a tack

She's touring the airplanes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short scroll,

And a long, long glucose

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in the khazi we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a blender with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a politician that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sean Connery to Jim Carrey

She's trading her tadpole for a white nexus

I want a girl with a short broom,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

monkey

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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