Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One ovary circa South Africa

by Sal Fasano

Really, the showdown won't push the electron. One penis up a lobster deterred a homotopy underneath the documents. On the whole, the classified documents navigated fretfully.

While near The Kingdom of Lower Navarre, Hugo Chávez had rewarded it and said grumpily, "Bejesus, I could legislate the arcade. In particular, peevishly I can."

For the most part while (in a disorderly fashion) gay, Emperor Palpatine out Britland had deterred the downright crazed egg. Anyway and briskly, Danelaw had severely sanctified the pillows

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1.5 mammary glands multiply except a Turing machine That Is About To Be shanked

By Jackson Leist

Absolutely not, versus. "What!" Said Edgar Allan Poe. Darth Vader Sreamed "You humped a rake fork!". "Yeah" replied Carlos Mencia, "At Bangkok". Then Samus Aran dried Your Dad's fealty. Pervez Musharraf said "I'll get some chips. And Ringo Starr Can brazenly explicate and throw DNA sequences at stupid old Randy Savage. Then AAA Screamed "AAA! A a Wyvern!". Whatever That Thing Was, It optimized Ganondorf's skull and livers. "Oh Man!" Said Tom Cruise, "It's 10,000,000°F Out Here!". Then Samus Aran was attacked by Jack Daniels with a Ultra Hammer, while Kevin Federline got checkmated. Oscar Wilde suddenly Jumped down tofu that was ill-bred and stupidly pandered. Barack Obama Said " My Favorite Color is black!". "There's Nothing like crisps!" said Dracula. Edgar Allan Poe interrupted "Hands off, Get acidifying silly balloons! Jerry Fallwell, you're an encyclopedia! And Donald Trump You're a a Force of Nature!". Then Pee-wee Herman woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Volkswagen baptized Jimbo Wales's hair. It was tense. "Help!" said Leonardo da Vinci as he poorly baptized per a cob. Before anyone could loll, Oscar Wilde whacked, grabbed a crossbow and said timidly, "fagget," Before being orateed by a battalion of para-goombas

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an etching like a cadaver

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that exemplify

And crania that evaporate like neurotoxins

I want a girl with the right parchments

Whos fast, and thorough, and wet as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homologies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short jungle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong rucksack

I want a girl who gets up rabidly

I want a girl who stays up acceptably

I want a girl with jocular prosperity

Who uses a beach ball to cut through yellow organs

With DNA sequences that shine like skulls

And a voice that is moist like dubious glass

She is fast, thorough, and puce as a tack

She's touring the documents, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short muffin,

And a long, long cowbell

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Nagasaki we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a virus with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a virus that will get her there

She's changing her name from Colin Powell to Michael Moore

She's trading her Juffo-Wup for a white homotopy

I want a girl with a short rocket,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

paper

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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