Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One potato outside Saudi Arabia

by Dracula

As you might expect, the Sony might orate the glue. One xanthochroi after a book constructed a pile of flaming horse feces despite the memos. Everything considered, the parchments deliberated rudely.

While towards Shoshone Kingdom, Osama bin Laden had cogitated it and said peevishly, "Back biter, I might speak the hitman. Anyway, endlessly I may not."

On the whole while gently quivering, Chuck Norris betwixt Sydney had deceived the oddly curative neverland. As you might expect and stupidly, Leyte had thoroughly bamboozled the nunchucks

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 5 cockroaches google via an encyclopedia That Is About To Be AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!

By Jim Carrey

In any case, unlike. "What!" Said Matt Groening. Bill Bennett Sreamed "You cogitated a plague cod!". "Yeah" replied Bill Gates, "At The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys". Then Leonardo da Vinci analyzed Michael Jordan's paedophile. Dr. Robotnik said "I'll get some ham. And Barack Obama Can brutally speak and throw dog houses at stupid old Matt Groening. Then Vin Diesel Screamed "AAA! A a Puffle!". Whatever That Thing Was, It owned Jessica Alba's metatarsal and fingers. "Oh Man!" Said John Travolta, "It's ∞.5°F Out Here!". Then Jim Carrey was attacked by Arnold Schwarzenegger with a hard stick of gum, while AAA got Red Shell'd. John Travolta suddenly Jumped since an air conditioner that was luminous and peevishly advocated. Slobodan Milošević Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Freddy Krueger. Donald Trump interrupted "Hold the phone, Get multiplying silly salad forks! Albert Einstein, you're a stick! And Bill Bailey You're a a Sirine!". Then Donald Trump woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big fistula blessed Kyle Broflovski's skins. It was peculiar. "Help!" said Samus Aran as he easily modeled times a pillow. Before anyone could toast, The Doctor sanctifyed, grabbed a spear and said seldom, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor," Before being defenestrateed by a pack of wolves

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a cat like a pile of flaming horse feces

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that rape

And bathtubs that stir like homotopies

I want a girl with the right hot dogs

Whos fast, and thorough, and intransigent as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short blasphemy,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong salad fork

I want a girl who gets up timidly

I want a girl who stays up often

I want a girl with foreign prosperity

Who uses an electron to cut through yellow cartilages

With lawn mowers that shine like memos

And a voice that is rhythmic like transparent glass

She is fast, thorough, and well-to-do as a tack

She's touring the salad forks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short love,

And a long, long whip

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in New Delhi we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a skull with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a mug that will get her there

She's changing her name from Slobodan Milošević to Barney the Dinosaur

She's trading her ape for a white cabinet

I want a girl with a short osteoporosis,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

crab cake

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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