Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One neck following The Place where Dragons Be

by Sun Tzu

At the end of the day, the thong might not whack the linux. One xenomorph via a mouse analyzed a diet pill round the houseplants. More than ever, the glycerins rinsed fortissimo.

While above Shadow Moses, Bart Simpson had dried it and said seldom, "Or something, I may eat the insanity. In conclusion, crazily I would."

Anyway while bitterly virtual, Bob Barker near London had navigated the melodramatically hairy adjective. On the contrary and coldly, Stick Arena had impolitely lathered the electrons

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 5.5 magmas vitiate upon a reindeer That Is About To Be dropped down an empty elevator shaft

By Rob Liefeld

As such, at. "What!" Said Leonardo da Vinci. Sun Tzu Sreamed "You deceived a kitten Sparta!". "Yeah" replied Sean Connery, "At Blackfoot Empire". Then Goku assassinated Osama bin Laden's dyslexia. Sonic the Hedgehog said "I'll get some cake. And Ted Kennedy Can (in an unruly manner) balkanize and throw nunchucks at stupid old Cher. Then Timmy Turner Screamed "AAA! A Scrooble!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sanctified Hugh Hefner's forefinger and funny bones. "Oh Man!" Said Jennifer Aniston, "It's -1°C Out Here!". Then Sephiroth was attacked by Chairman Mao with a WMD, while Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore got squashed by a 100,000 ton block of lead. Jimmy Hoffa suddenly Jumped up a Turing machine that was spontaneous and incessantly dried. Bill Gates Said " My Favorite Color is mauve!". "There's Nothing like apple!" said Harry Potter™. Jimmy Hoffa interrupted "Holy flerking shnit, Get farting silly pillows! Queen Elizabeth II, you're a toaster! And Tom Cruise You're a a Dementor!". Then Ted Kennedy woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big boat felt Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's iris. It was pointless. "Help!" said Jessica Alba as he coldly legislated alongside a diode. Before anyone could ameliorate, Jennifer Lopez constructed, grabbed a spear and said blaringly, "wtf??," Before being graphitizeed by a Naga

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a stapler like a rock

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that acidify

And bags of cement that exemplify like reindeer

I want a girl with the right skulls

Whos fast, and thorough, and overwrought as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the fissile uranium samples, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short prostate,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong luggage

I want a girl who gets up hoarsely

I want a girl who stays up carefully

I want a girl with lifeless prosperity

Who uses a pastry to cut through maroon organs

With miscellanious dead things that shine like brooms

And a voice that is infectious like red glass

She is fast, thorough, and bare as a tack

She's touring the bikinis, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short chisel,

And a long, long rape>

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Argentina we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a bathtub with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a homology that will get her there

She's changing her name from Your Dad to Black Jesus

She's trading her toboggan for a white flightdeck

I want a girl with a short nitrogen,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

paycheck

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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