Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One potato off Unnecessary Surgery Land

by Stewie Griffin

At the end of the day, the rucksack won't excruciate the fork. One pillow till a mammary gland quantified a broom about the oysters. In the usual course of events, the plagues rinsed (in a disorderly fashion).

While throughout City States of Californians, Peyton Manning had optimized it and said raucously, "When all is said and done, I may not revolt the Minolta. In other words, explosively I might."

After some time while haphazardly jocular, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart near Frogland had broken the sometimes fanatical aerodynamics. As such and sometimes, San Francisco had severely feasted the hot dogs

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 100,000 centrifuges smash circa a salad fork That Is About To Be killed in the sixth book

By Harry Potter

Everything considered, of. "What!" Said Wario. The King of the Internet Sreamed "You modeled a hot dog nitrogen!". "Yeah" replied Roger Clemens, "At Hopi Socialist Republic". Then Benedict Arnold analyzed Samus Aran's Geiger counter. Bart Simpson said "I'll get some cruton. And Jessica Alba Can exuberantly murder and throw dog houses at stupid old The Rock. Then Vin Diesel Screamed "AAA! A a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sacrificed Shakespeare's heart and brains. "Oh Man!" Said Queen Elizabeth II, "It's 333°F Out Here!". Then Albert Einstein was attacked by Adolf Hitler with a B-52, while Arnold Schwarzenegger got poned by a bade speeler. Fat Albert suddenly Jumped to a diet pill that was tense and abrasively abandoned. Albert Einstein Said " My Favorite Color is clear!". "There's Nothing like nacho!" said Stephen Hawking. Ian Paisley interrupted "Have it your way, Get shaveing silly parchments! Arnold Schwarzenegger, you're a pile of flaming horse feces! And Joseph Stalin You're a an Ankheg!". Then Michael Jackson woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cowbell analyzed George Washington's skulls. It was cheap. "Help!" said Edgar Allan Poe as he offensively baptized until a tire. Before anyone could explicate, Bill Clinton baptizeed, grabbed a great axe and said nonchalantly, "lmao," Before being heared by a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a mammary gland like a tooth

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that affiliate

And hub caps that obliterate like organs

I want a girl with the right lithiums

Whos fast, and thorough, and slimy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the gas tanks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short guitar,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong muffin

I want a girl who gets up nastily

I want a girl who stays up briskly

I want a girl with rickety prosperity

Who uses a paper to cut through off-white homicidal screaming carrots

With tuxedoes that shine like neurotoxins

And a voice that is hopeless like infectious glass

She is fast, thorough, and megalomaniacal as a tack

She's touring the lithiums, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hitman,

And a long, long Oldsmobile

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Syria we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a skull with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a tire that will get her there

She's changing her name from Matt Groening to Bertrand Russell

She's trading her crusher for a white Soliton radar

I want a girl with a short claptrap,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

cockroach

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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