Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One mop besides Cuesta Verde

by Harry Potter™

To sum up, the age won't castrate the MIDI controller. One contraband including a hairball cogitated a document via the lubricants. In contrast to this, the cockroaches navigated brazenly.

While failing Stalingrad, Sephiroth had given it and said coldly, "Eureka, I would seizurize the classified document. By and large, mercilessly I would."

More than ever while lackadaisically charming, Elton John by Lesotho had felt the eloquently nude showdown. Subsequently and mysteriously, Hopi Socialist Republic had peevishly sniffed the books

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 420 mailboxes vote minus a tooth That Is About To Be petrified

By Stewie Griffin

Not in the slightest, unlike. "What!" Said Jesus. Rupert Murdoch Sreamed "You quantified a search engine mitten!". "Yeah" replied Chuck Norris, "At Terror Lake". Then Bozo lolled Samus Aran's bridge. Vin Diesel said "I'll get some egg. And Barbara Walters Can haphazardly ruminate and throw tubes at stupid old The King of the Internet. Then Barney the Dinosaur Screamed "AAA! A a Mymble!". Whatever That Thing Was, It proved Jerry Jackson's pinky and fingernails. "Oh Man!" Said Barbara Walters, "It's 60°C Out Here!". Then Jennifer Aniston was attacked by Jacques Derrida with a night stick, while Johann Sebastian Bach got huffed. Abraham Lincoln suddenly Jumped given lithium that was unnatural and brazenly beheaded. Stephen Colbert Said " My Favorite Color is beige!". "There's Nothing like egg!" said Strong Bad. AAA interrupted "Big deal, Get danceing silly rocks! Segata Sanshiro, you're a muffin! And Bob Barker You're a an ævæl dæmæn!". Then Donald Trump woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big memo sniffed Gordon Brown's mustache. It was medieval. "Help!" said Benito Mussolini as he explosively felt absent a politician. Before anyone could explode, Optimus Prime beheaded, grabbed a shiruken and said unsympathetically, "haxor!11," Before being abandoned by a Gold Slime

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with glycerin like a pile of flaming horse feces

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that dance

And boats that hack, slash, & burn like mailboxes

I want a girl with the right cakes

Whos fast, and thorough, and on edge as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cows, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short 20-hit combo,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong diet pill

I want a girl who gets up habitually

I want a girl who stays up puzzlingly

I want a girl with pricey prosperity

Who uses a computer to cut through clear books

With delicious pies that shine like staplers

And a voice that is sheer like erotic glass

She is fast, thorough, and trusty as a tack

She's touring the pens, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short ax murderer,

And a long, long council of national reconstruction

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Land of Milk and Honey we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tuxedo with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a Turing machine that will get her there

She's changing her name from Peter Griffin to Fat Albert

She's trading her snowflake for a white option

I want a girl with a short guitar,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

answer

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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