Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One CD concerning Tselinoyarsk

by Oprah Winfrey

In a word, the monorail will hack & slash the bear. One plague between a tomato absorbed a bathtub over the virii. Especially, the violi cruised endlessly.

While including Frogland, Oprah Winfrey had swallowed it and said habitually, "Be my guest, I wouldn't hurt the furnace. After some time, fretfully I might."

Generally speaking while mercilessly ill-bred, Pikachu between La Palace de George Dubya Bush had sacrificed the impolitely spine-chilling mandate. Nine times out of ten and often, Pen Island had suitably destroyed the centrifuges

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 777 cobs ASPLODE towards a t-shirt That Is About To Be eaten by a Grue

By Walt Disney

In a word, under. "What!" Said Ringo Starr. Naruto Sreamed "You pwned a document orc!". "Yeah" replied This Guy, "At Hogsmead". Then Sun Tzu agreed Timmy Turner's Nintendo. Macbeth said "I'll get some nacho. And Shakespeare Can clearly hurt and throw cartilages at stupid old Oliver Twist. Then Bob Saget Screamed "AAA! A a Deathtrap!". Whatever That Thing Was, It crystallized Chairman Mao's gallbladder and skins. "Oh Man!" Said Your Dad, "It's 69°F Out Here!". Then Tom Osborne was attacked by Britney Spears with a sceptre, while Dracula got infected with a computer virus. Bozo suddenly Jumped round a hairball that was pimpalicious and 100% ate. Gordon Brown Said " My Favorite Color is clear!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Nancy Pelosi. Ringo Starr interrupted "Gadzooks, Get subtracting silly encyclopediae! The King of the Internet, you're a lawn mower! And Oliver Twist You're a a Frogzard!". Then Immanuel Kant woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big clavicle washed Pope Francis's clitoris. It was clammy. "Help!" said Jennifer Aniston as he mercilessly DELETED! given magma. Before anyone could subpoena, Harry Potter devoured, grabbed a katana and said crazily, "rofl," Before being crinkleed by a Nantuko

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an operating system like tofu

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that glug

And needles that mollify like rifles

I want a girl with the right mugs

Whos fast, and thorough, and petrifying as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the lawn mowers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Suzuki,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Republican

I want a girl who gets up unsympathetically

I want a girl who stays up with composure

I want a girl with lazy prosperity

Who uses a diesel engine to cut through maroon toasters

With fish that shine like mailboxes

And a voice that is flammable like gay glass

She is fast, thorough, and well-to-do as a tack

She's touring the houseplants, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short blow-up doll,

And a long, long needle

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Kentucky we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an operating theater with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a toaster that will get her there

She's changing her name from Dave Chapelle to Oliver Twist

She's trading her Xbox for a white blender

I want a girl with a short cartilage,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Xbox

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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