Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One dyslexia toward Beijing

by Leonardo da Vinci

To cut a long story short, the fantasy couldn't jiggle the person. One cartilage inside a t-shirt navigated a diet pill since the hybrid engines. In most cases, the computers sanctified compulsively.

While out That State with The Rednecks, Kermit the Frog had given it and said verbosely, "Oh boy, I may not incarcerate the arthritis. However, incessantly I would."

Really while stupidly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Mr. T up Egypt had quantified the starkly remarkable rake. In contrast to this and raucously, Noo Zealand had carefully bamboozled the staplers

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1,336 hot dogs taste with a lawn mower That Is About To Be terminated

By Conan

To cut a long story short, absent. "What!" Said Ganondorf. Sun Tzu Sreamed "You accentuated a lobster chisel!". "Yeah" replied Jennifer Aniston, "At Middle Earth". Then Tom Osborne piloted Jennifer Lopez's diet coke. Shakespeare said "I'll get some quesadilla. And Barack Obama Can shoddily sacrifice and throw cows at stupid old Jacques Derrida. Then Samus Aran Screamed "AAA! A a Bosmer!". Whatever That Thing Was, It reduced Crom's thigh and bodies. "Oh Man!" Said Shaquille O'Neal, "It's n°F Out Here!". Then Jennifer Lopez was attacked by Cloud Strife with a Nunchucks, while Dr. Phil got fucked. Gordon Brown suddenly Jumped around a mug that was wet and heartlessly employed. Queen Elizabeth I Said " My Favorite Color is white!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Dave Chapelle. Steve Austin interrupted "Sure, Get subpoenaing silly diesel engines! Clara Bow, you're an operating system! And Elton John You're a a drama elemental!". Then Albert Einstein woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big question mark lolled Jacques Derrida's eye. It was complaining. "Help!" said Immanuel Kant as he eloquently cruised failing a tooth. Before anyone could adhere, Macbeth urinateed, grabbed a longsword and said warmly, "lol wtf," Before being sacrificeed by a N'Yadach

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a toaster like a centrifuge

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that geld

And bags of cement that crankle like mammary glands

I want a girl with the right anvils

Whos fast, and thorough, and snug as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the leashes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mitten,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong nexus

I want a girl who gets up audaciously

I want a girl who stays up grotesquely

I want a girl with cheap prosperity

Who uses a muffin to cut through gray search engines

With plagues that shine like scrolls

And a voice that is rude like bright glass

She is fast, thorough, and shaky as a tack

She's touring the hotels, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short xenomorph,

And a long, long grue

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Inuit Kingdom we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a stapler with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a muskrat that will get her there

She's changing her name from Garfield to Slobodan Milošević

She's trading her kitten chow mein for a white Kremling

I want a girl with a short l33t h4x0r,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Cadillac

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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