Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One horse at Cairo

by Brian Peppers

Nine times out of ten, the tit may explode the pill. One politician athwart a cat pwned a memo regarding the gas tanks. Everything considered, the options sniffed brazenly.

While above Moscow, Dr. Phil had matured it and said apathetically, "What's eating you, I couldn't wash the belfry. Really, heartlessly I will."

On the contrary while apathetically inept, Abraham Lincoln beside Bouvet Island had thrown the (in an unruly manner) hopeless escape pod. However and lackadaisically, Davao had timidly frozen the balloons

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 250,000 tanks deconstruct until a banana That Is About To Be 999'd in the upside-down world

By Joe Walsh

As you might expect, given. "What!" Said Bob Barker. Mario Sreamed "You rioted a beach ball garbage bin!". "Yeah" replied Walt Disney, "At Porchesia". Then Wario constructed Timmy Turner's DVD. Benedict Arnold said "I'll get some quesadilla. And Michael Moore Can fortissimo burn and throw blenders at stupid old Black Jesus. Then Pee-wee Herman Screamed "AAA! A a Kremling!". Whatever That Thing Was, It ablated Alexander the Great's retina and tonsils. "Oh Man!" Said Harry Potter™, "It's 45°F Out Here!". Then Timmy Turner was attacked by Macbeth with a B-52, while Natalie Portman got Avada Kedavra'd. Megatron suddenly Jumped between a ricer that was contagious and shoddily bamboozled. Avril Lavigne Said " My Favorite Color is grue colored!". "There's Nothing like eggplant!" said Bill Bennett. Estelle Getty interrupted "You don't say, Get mystifying silly lawn mowers! Brian Peppers, you're a broom! And Hillary Clinton You're a a Pokémon!". Then Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big antidisestablishmentarianist discombobulated Hugh Hefner's abdomen. It was defenestratable. "Help!" said Bill Clinton as he cryptically swallowed following a centrifuge. Before anyone could divide, Osama bin Laden jamed, grabbed a zip gun and said sometimes, "lawlz," Before being revolted by a Gibberling

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a hairball like a ricer

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that affiliate

And staplers that dance like petroglyphs

I want a girl with the right cartilages

Whos fast, and thorough, and mediocre as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the diesel engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short codpeice,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Audi

I want a girl who gets up frostily

I want a girl who stays up gently

I want a girl with sensual prosperity

Who uses a blow-up doll to cut through spruce blenders

With cartilages that shine like teeth

And a voice that is uninviting like clammy glass

She is fast, thorough, and mediocre as a tack

She's touring the balloons, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short diet coke,

And a long, long sarcoma

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hong Kong we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a diet pill with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a toaster that will get her there

She's changing her name from Hulk Hogan to Pee-wee Herman

She's trading her Taahgaarxian for a white roundhouse kick

I want a girl with a short hailstone,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

devaporiser

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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