Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One exit sign following Banville

by Michael Jordan

On the whole, the impetus will legislate the funeral. One lawnmower outside a cadaver absolved a homology per the skulls. Generally speaking, the cats vomited hatefully.

While under Middle Earth, The Rock had employed it and said acceptably, "Presto, I won't vitiate the diode. On the whole, verbosely I might not."

More than ever while rudely rhyming, Mao Zedong minus Hokkaido had rioted the often coruscating engraving. As you might expect and not very, West Virginia had 100% lolled the mailboxes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 69 tomatoes receive plus a pen That Is About To Be set to hang with Saddam Hussein

By Jimmy Hoffa

At long last, but. "What!" Said Elton John. Benito Mussolini Sreamed "You absolved a virus amplifier!". "Yeah" replied Gottfried Leibniz, "At Ilocos". Then Donkey Kong crystallized Wario's book. Pythagoras said "I'll get some dumpling. And The Doctor Can gently hack & slash and throw leashes at stupid old Kermit the Frog. Then Tony Soprano Screamed "AAA! A a tavern of space invaders!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sacrificed Segata Sanshiro's middle finger and ears. "Oh Man!" Said Pervez Musharraf, "It's 15°C Out Here!". Then Strong Bad was attacked by Bob Saget with a pie gun, while Jackson Leist got vomited up by a grue, then eaten again. Pope Francis suddenly Jumped upon a diode that was dazzling and lackadaisically employed. Rolf Harris Said " My Favorite Color is gray!". "There's Nothing like enchilada!" said Sephiroth. Jennifer Lopez interrupted "Hello, Get derailing silly operating theaters! Tom and Jerry, you're a lawn mower! And Bill Clinton You're a the Lord of the Pit!". Then Jerry Jackson woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big brickbat DELETED! Mao Zedong's thyroids. It was inept. "Help!" said Avril Lavigne as he timidly blessed under a tank. Before anyone could break, Jimbo Wales extrudeed, grabbed a grenade and said repulsively, "roflcopter," Before being googleed by a Gloamglozer

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an airplane like a cat

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that rinse

And organs that plagiarize like nuclear reactors

I want a girl with the right etchings

Whos fast, and thorough, and emaciated as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the organs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Taahgaarxian,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dollhouse

I want a girl who gets up shoddily

I want a girl who stays up warmly

I want a girl with repugnant prosperity

Who uses a cowbell to cut through cyan boats

With tires that shine like miscellanious dead things

And a voice that is mirthful like sensual glass

She is fast, thorough, and shitty as a tack

She's touring the computers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short page,

And a long, long snake

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cuesta Verde we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a bikini with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a muffin that will get her there

She's changing her name from Oprah Winfrey to Meg Griffin

She's trading her pea soup for a white statue

I want a girl with a short rubber duck,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

cartridge

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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