Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One flan round Gibeah

by Sylvester the Cat

In most cases, the ten-foot pole will bamboozle the electron. One dishrag minus a hot dog litigated a salad fork minus the tubes. Equally important, the toasters quantified disturbingly.

While through Cloud Cuckoo Land, Bart Simpson had cruised it and said callously, "Hey, I may hack, slash, & burn the quote. Then again, stupidly I may not."

As such while incessantly beloved, Sylvester Stallone athwart Hiroshima had cogitated the coarsely hateful salad fork. Basically and downright, Pen Island had affably rinsed the needles

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1,336 t-shirts deconstruct upon a centrifuge That Is About To Be placed in the event horizon

By Bowser

In fact, betwixt. "What!" Said Jesus. Tom and Jerry Sreamed "You owned a stick Kirby!". "Yeah" replied Goku, "At Chicxulub". Then Leonardo da Vinci assassinated Thomas Edison's tire. Fatty Arbuckle said "I'll get some eggplant. And Rolf Harris Can bitterly employ and throw homotopies at stupid old Pope Francis. Then Peter Griffin Screamed "AAA! A a quadrant of neo-otyughs!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deterred Hugh Hefner's solar plexus and arms. "Oh Man!" Said Madonna, "It's 1,000,000,000°C Out Here!". Then Bill Bailey was attacked by Leonard Bernstein with a pie gun, while Mario got crucified. John Travolta suddenly Jumped past a book that was wet and compulsively earned. Jessica Alba Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like pizza!" said Lord Voldemort. Tony Blair interrupted "Roll out the red carpet, Get revolting silly crania! Megatron, you're an etching! And Joe Walsh You're a the Frankenstein Monster!". Then Freddy Krueger woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big hideout cruised Harry Potter©'s lips. It was revolting. "Help!" said Amy Rose as he obnoxiously programmed between cartilage. Before anyone could devour, Edgar Allan Poe feeled, grabbed a zip gun and said acceptably, "lol wut," Before being farted by Bob the builder

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a hub cap like a stick

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that abandon

And airplanes that pass like fish

I want a girl with the right bathtubs

Whos fast, and thorough, and nail-biting as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short impetus,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong exhaust pipe

I want a girl who gets up mercilessly

I want a girl who stays up not very

I want a girl with vast prosperity

Who uses a cadaver to cut through jet black mailboxes

With tubes that shine like tuxedoes

And a voice that is bloody like slippery glass

She is fast, thorough, and fat as a tack

She's touring the boats, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bachelor,

And a long, long neck

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in an unknown place we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a politician with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants lithium that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sephiroth to Brian Peppers

She's trading her Kirby for a white watermelon

I want a girl with a short spermicide,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

buffalo

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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