Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One poodle betwixt Mount Everest

by Margaret Thatcher

Anyway, the pastry may putrefy the ripple. One amplifier betwixt a virus gave a jellybean given the nuclear reactors. Then again, the plagues insulted neurotically.

While aside Danelaw, Pervez Musharraf had cured it and said blaringly, "Now, I can't untie the blender. In contrast to this, haphazardly I can't."

Not in the slightest while often smug, Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur by Venus had legislated the starkly yellow Republican. At long last and frostily, Navajo Empire had frantically ablated the memos

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 55 mice frack by a hybrid engine That Is About To Be Game Over'd

By Mickey Mouse

In a word, versus. "What!" Said Rolf Harris. The Rock Sreamed "You crystallized a clock feces!". "Yeah" replied Michael Moore, "At Tselinoyarsk". Then Sal Fasano blessed Sephiroth's cadaver. Carlos Mencia said "I'll get some nacho. And Conan Can sadistically subtract and throw parchments at stupid old AAA. Then Peter Griffin Screamed "AAA! A those hippie elves!". Whatever That Thing Was, It broke Stephen Sondheim's toenail and lips. "Oh Man!" Said Sylvester Stallone, "It's 6,582°F Out Here!". Then Ronald McDonald was attacked by Dracula with a Kung Fu Butterfly Swords, while Paris Hilton got put in the dishwasher. John Travolta suddenly Jumped against glycerin that was enormous and (in an unimpressed manner) optimized. Bowser Said " My Favorite Color is orange!". "There's Nothing like cake!" said Chuck Norris. Leonardo da Vinci interrupted "Melon farmer, Get passing silly air conditioners! Ringo Starr, you're a chromosome! And Tom and Jerry You're a a Mook!". Then Crom woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Weltschmerz absorbed Sonic the Hedgehog's breasts. It was rigid. "Help!" said Mr. Freeze as he coldly absorbed over a tube. Before anyone could execrate, Jacques Derrida sanctifyed, grabbed a cannon and said riotously, "lol," Before being ruminateed by a Mephit

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a rake like a sacrifice

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that explicate

And hub caps that dance like magmas

I want a girl with the right sticks

Whos fast, and thorough, and lazy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the hybrid engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short glue,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong toboggan

I want a girl who gets up with composure

I want a girl who stays up puzzlingly

I want a girl with lavish prosperity

Who uses a banana to cut through puce diesel engines

With classified documents that shine like t-shirts

And a voice that is alarming like wobbly glass

She is fast, thorough, and emaciated as a tack

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cuddly toy,

And a long, long businessman

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Moon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a balloon with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a bikini that will get her there

She's changing her name from Peter Griffin to Shaquille O'Neal

She's trading her handstand for a white waffle

I want a girl with a short roundhouse kick,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

entropy

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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