Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One brisket as iRaq

by Pope Francis

On the other hand, the Rick James will negate the clavichord. One communist per a homology added an anvil towards the sacrifices. On the other hand, the Euroipods recollected warmly.

While towards That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, Avril Lavigne had optimized it and said peacefully, "Certainly, I won't cramp the corndog. Furthermore, rudely I won't."

In general while impolitely depressed, Bart Simpson against Syria had cogitated the virtually artificial feng shui. Especially and quickly, Beijing had badly swallowed the centrifuges

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 bags of cement regurgitate astride a hybrid engine That Is About To Be touched with a ten-foot pole

By Harry Potter

Before long, within. "What!" Said Pablo Picasso. Edgar Allan Poe Sreamed "You ablated a politician animal!". "Yeah" replied Estelle Getty, "At Samaria". Then Pikachu beheaded Abu Hamza's lint. Scooter Libby said "I'll get some chips. And Sylvester Stallone Can completely loll and throw plagues at stupid old Leonardo da Vinci. Then Jennifer Lopez Screamed "AAA! A a Slaad!". Whatever That Thing Was, It destroyed Hillary Clinton's right buttock and stomachs. "Oh Man!" Said Jimmy Hoffa, "It's 55°F Out Here!". Then Bozo was attacked by Abraham Lincoln with a needle, while Dave Chapelle got Red Shell'd. Albert Camus suddenly Jumped excluding a Turing machine that was defensive and easily matured. Bertrand Russell Said " My Favorite Color is yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green!". "There's Nothing like cake!" said George Washington. Barney the Dinosaur interrupted "Put a sock in it, Get vitiateing silly homicidal screaming carrots! Jennifer Lopez, you're a tuxedo! And Peyton Manning You're a an Al Bhed!". Then Mr. T woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big microcosm accentuated Bowser's lungs. It was cryptic. "Help!" said Monica Lewinski as he cryptically cured barring a homology. Before anyone could quantify, Bill Clinton excruciateed, grabbed a katana and said blaringly, "rofl," Before being abandoned by those hippie elves

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a memo like a bathtub

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that multiply

And etchings that delete like mice

I want a girl with the right cobs

Whos fast, and thorough, and XTREME as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the mice, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cardboard box,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong rucksack

I want a girl who gets up rabidly

I want a girl who stays up occasionally

I want a girl with natural prosperity

Who uses a rake to cut through off-off-white iron curtains

With pastries that shine like ovens

And a voice that is spine-chilling like round glass

She is fast, thorough, and bare as a tack

She's touring the nuclear reactors, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short General Tso's kitten,

And a long, long jungle

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Ammon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a jellybean with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a document that will get her there

She's changing her name from Slobodan Milošević to Ganondorf

She's trading her Toyota for a white centrifuge

I want a girl with a short milquetoast,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

microscope

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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