Mad Libs/examples
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Sample Story[edit]
Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.
One dolly under Edom[edit]
by Pythagoras
Generally speaking, the Juffo-Wup wouldn't feel the Mazda. One ramen noodle beyond a nuclear reactor added a hub cap via the dog houses. Chiefly, the pillows baked riotously.
While on New Delhi, Ronald McDonald had legislated it and said (in a good way), "Close, but no cigar, I can speak the mug. On the contrary, hatefully I shall not."
In general while mercilessly dubious, Wario onto The Middle of Nowhere had lathered the mercilessly unsophisticated memo. Anyway and timidly, a gay bar had nastily suffocated the etchings
Story 2[edit]
This Is What Happens When 4,194,304 homotopies explicate barring an anvil That Is About To Be forced to eat shit[edit]
By Black Jesus
In contrast to this, throughout. "What!" Said Harry Potter©. Pablo Picasso Sreamed "You quantified a cat caterer!". "Yeah" replied Albert Einstein, "At Leyte". Then Carlos Mencia ate Ted Kennedy's content. Carlos Mencia said "I'll get some quiche. And George W. Bush Can virtually optimize and throw DNA sequences at stupid old Jim Carrey. Then Barack Obama Screamed "AAA! A a Deku Scrub!". Whatever That Thing Was, It insulted Tom Cruise's vagina and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Pope Francis, "It's 250°C Out Here!". Then Oprah Winfrey was attacked by Jessica Alba with a sling shot, while Margaret Thatcher got eviscerated. David Beckham suddenly Jumped in a diesel engine that was grue-like and frantically sniffed. Hillary Clinton Said " My Favorite Color is fuchsia!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Oscar Meyer interrupted "Put a sock in it, Get deleteing silly ovens! Hugh Hefner, you're a tank! And Simon Cowell You're a a fleet of turduckens!". Then Freddy Krueger woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big railing rewarded Queen Elizabeth I's big toe. It was puce. "Help!" said Bob Barker as he grumpily dried after a paper. Before anyone could suffocate, Samus Aran stired, grabbed a machine-gun and said obnoxiously, "lawlz," Before being obliterateed by a Gurog
To Be Continued... Please Add
Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit]
I want a girl with a telephone like a cadaver
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that duel
And Euroipods that riot like white boys
I want a girl with the right bananas
Whos fast, and thorough, and no-frills as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the jellybeans, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short politician,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong horse
I want a girl who gets up not very
I want a girl who stays up severely
I want a girl with rotted prosperity
Who uses a hub cap to cut through green oysters
With DNA sequences that shine like diesel engines
And a voice that is sinister like tawdry glass
She is fast, thorough, and substandard as a tack
She's touring the scrolls, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short cubicle,
And a long, long jelly
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
Somewhere in Pen Island we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants tofu with a cup-holder arm rest
She wants a bikini that will get her there
She's changing her name from Sean Connery to Pablo Picasso
She's trading her pine cone for a white castle
I want a girl with a short mountain,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
electrified mocha chinchilla
Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit]
Mama,
sold myself again
not miss brainy, nice, or cute
big tits and hair no one disputes
Mama, this is so much fun
they'll pay more
if i say that i'm 'bi' too
Mama, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow
sell me on, the 'o' dot com
paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'
lets wait,
bids have begun
forget the geezers who don't care
to brush their teeth
or comb their hair
Goodbye, little hick town
i'm worth more than gold
to a couple who are rich and want me nude.
Mama, ooh ooh
my smile is bright,
clothes are too tight
i'll send a postcard home