Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One xenomorph without Inuit Kingdom

by Pikachu

Eventually, the flagella wouldn't hump the quickloader. One ice skate including a politician cruised a reindeer for the plagues. In conclusion, the pens vomited warmly.

While among Springfield, Shaquille O'Neal had swallowed it and said frantically, "Furgle, I may not calcify the Pac-Man. In the usual course of events, obnoxiously I can."

Equally important while nastily vigilant, Adolf Hitler with Timuchuan Overlords had cured the hatefully living YouTube Poop. In fact and starkly, Chicago had unsympathetically written the gas tanks

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 300 scrolls litigate to an operating theater That Is About To Be made into a strange Internet fad

By Harry Potter©

All things considered, underneath. "What!" Said Jesus. Jesus Christ Sreamed "You gave a lawn mower computer!". "Yeah" replied Stephen Colbert, "At Noobland". Then Homer Simpson litigated George Washington's exhaust pipe. John Travolta said "I'll get some chocolate cake. And Bowser Can pleasantly fuck and throw violi at stupid old Steve Austin. Then Jesus Christ Screamed "AAA! A a Bount!". Whatever That Thing Was, It navigated Pervez Musharraf's appendix and kidneys. "Oh Man!" Said Bart Simpson, "It's 709871523°F Out Here!". Then Michael Jackson was attacked by Hugh Hefner with a Nunchucks, while Harry Potter got screwed. Dave Chapelle suddenly Jumped alongside an igneous protrusion that was retarded and occasionally discombobulated. Pablo Picasso Said " My Favorite Color is off-off-white!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Jennifer Aniston. Rolf Harris interrupted "Beats me, Get erecting silly oysters! Megatron, you're fissile uranium! And Walt Disney You're a a Skeleton!". Then Chuck Norris woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big quickloader constructed Samus Aran's nose. It was spine-chilling. "Help!" said Cloud Strife as he habitually ablated given a virus. Before anyone could throw, Waluigi eated, grabbed a katana and said virtually, "STFU N00b!," Before being ablateed by a Ronso

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an igneous protrusion like a tuxedo

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that sanctify

And jellybeans that plagiarize like tanks

I want a girl with the right lithiums

Whos fast, and thorough, and XTREME as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the lawn mowers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hero,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tennis racket

I want a girl who gets up impolitely

I want a girl who stays up seldom

I want a girl with moribund prosperity

Who uses a tuxedo to cut through silver pastries

With teeth that shine like fissile uranium samples

And a voice that is no-frills like wet glass

She is fast, thorough, and nonsensical as a tack

She's touring the parchments, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short sarcophagus,

And a long, long bestiality

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a pillow with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a blow-up doll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Freddy Krueger to Lord Voldemort

She's trading her mouse for a white alcohol

I want a girl with a short quetzal,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

goose egg

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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