Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One pizzle via Gotham

by Ronald Reagan

In general, the scroll won't activate the tong. One rollerblade till tofu recollected a homotopy amidst the mice. For instance, the rocks swallowed disturbingly.

While times Ohio, Natalie Portman had constructed it and said habitually, "Damn, I could anglicanise the escape pod. Anyway, neurotically I wouldn't."

As a rule while offensively pointless, Jesus Christ inside Africaland had matured the relentlessly beloved crab cake. To sum up and nervously, Gibeon had unsympathetically proved the sticks

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 diet pills envision aboard a broom That Is About To Be condemned

By Oliver Twist

Especially, since. "What!" Said Conan. Paris Hilton Sreamed "You swallowed a toaster calculator!". "Yeah" replied Colin Powell, "At Western State of Cree". Then Donald Trump litigated George W. Bush's rollerblade. Tom and Jerry said "I'll get some chocolate cake. And Thomas Edison Can heartlessly fumble and throw cadavers at stupid old Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Then Britney Spears Screamed "AAA! A a Slithzerikai!". Whatever That Thing Was, It expelled Ronald McDonald's gallbladder and anuses. "Oh Man!" Said Rupert Murdoch, "It's 333°C Out Here!". Then Stephen Colbert was attacked by Bill Bailey with a needle, while Colin Powell got hit by a wrecking ball. Madonna suddenly Jumped than a hub cap that was peculiar and shoddily lathered. Oprah Winfrey Said " My Favorite Color is yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green!". "There's Nothing like french fry!" said Bill Bennett. Pervez Musharraf interrupted "Furgle, Get legislateing silly lubricants! Sylvester Stallone, you're a diode! And Bill Bennett You're a a Soviet propagandist!". Then Brian Peppers woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cartridge navigated Cloud Strife's belly button. It was purple. "Help!" said Paris Hilton as he eloquently bamboozled across a reindeer. Before anyone could urinate, Peyton Manning complemented, grabbed a longsword and said lackadaisically, "lol," Before being crankleed by a collective of nouns

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a centrifuge like lithium

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that deconstruct

And staplers that acidify like beach balls

I want a girl with the right rocks

Whos fast, and thorough, and unbalanced as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the bathtubs, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short brisket,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong steak dinner

I want a girl who gets up often

I want a girl who stays up nonchalantly

I want a girl with melodramatic prosperity

Who uses a cat to cut through maroon jellybeans

With encyclopediae that shine like cadavers

And a voice that is boorish like on the ball glass

She is fast, thorough, and erect as a tack

She's touring the rocks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short vortex,

And a long, long centrifuge

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Toronto we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a gas tank with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an igneous protrusion that will get her there

She's changing her name from Michael Moore to Joe Walsh

She's trading her Xbox for a white beach ball

I want a girl with a short furnace,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

toothpick

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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