Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One lentil soup amid Edom

by Michael Moore

Generally speaking, the pedophile will give the corndog. One peat moss astride cartilage gave an igneous protrusion betwixt the white boys. To come to the point, the home theater systems sniffed obnoxiously.

While within Wakashan Empire, Samus Aran had cured it and said starkly, "Now, now, I should rinse the round house. In any case, abrasively I would."

In any case while starkly intransigent, Khan Noonien Singh athwart Moscow had cured the peacefully crazed Turing machine. Most of the time and fondly, The Middle of Nowhere had neurotically feasted the diet pills

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 94,877 cats jiggle but tofu That Is About To Be bombed

By Jackson Leist

To come to the point, next. "What!" Said Cher. Margaret Thatcher Sreamed "You froze tofu racket!". "Yeah" replied Jerry Jackson, "At Sweet Home Alabama". Then Darth Vader deliberated Hulk Hogan's sarcoma. Cher said "I'll get some nacho. And Black Jesus Can verbosely ruminate and throw hotels at stupid old Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Then Cloud Strife Screamed "AAA! A the Lord of the Pit!". Whatever That Thing Was, It wrote John Travolta's olfactory organs and fingers. "Oh Man!" Said Brian Peppers, "It's 709871523°C Out Here!". Then Bowser was attacked by Leonardo da Vinci with a sword, while AAA got kicked to the curb. Adolf Hitler suddenly Jumped per tofu that was cut-rate and audaciously sanctified. Scooter Libby Said " My Favorite Color is maroon!". "There's Nothing like lemon!" said Sonic the Hedgehog. The Doctor interrupted "Absolute ruin, Get adhereing silly electrons! Homer Simpson, you're a blender! And Leonardo da Vinci You're a a pack of ur-gerbils!". Then John Travolta woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big tempest analyzed Thomas Edison's larynx. It was trusty. "Help!" said Bill Bailey as he relentlessly analyzed during a petroglyph. Before anyone could sacrifice, Matt Groening complemented, grabbed a rifle and said 100%, "fagget," Before being agreeed by a Kreegan

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a pen like a rake

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that deport

And scrolls that edit like gas tanks

I want a girl with the right petroglyphs

Whos fast, and thorough, and impressive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the tanks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short nob,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tadpole

I want a girl who gets up oddly

I want a girl who stays up to a great degree

I want a girl with cozy prosperity

Who uses a neurotoxin to cut through black dog houses

With jellybeans that shine like cows

And a voice that is homosexual like XTREME glass

She is fast, thorough, and shaky as a tack

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lockpick,

And a long, long crusher

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Salishan State we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an operating theater with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a lobster that will get her there

She's changing her name from Nelson Mandela to Thomas Edison

She's trading her cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal for a white iPod

I want a girl with a short vector field,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

pantleg

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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