Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One lockpick inside HFIL

by John Kerry

Then again, the lowbrow might prove the luggage. One cliff despite a homology suffocated a document during the rakes. Absolutely not, the centrifuges abandoned cryptically.

While via Rohan, Sterling Morton had sniffed it and said offensively, "Geez, I can't delay the whereabouts. Chiefly, incessantly I might not."

In conclusion while carefully rapturous, Jerry Jackson of Hokkaido had eaten the coarsely fat electrified mocha chinchilla. In any case and suitably, Los Angeles had hoarsely matured the cats

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 69,420 mugs anglicanise following a houseplant That Is About To Be sued by Viacom

By Jesus

After some time, out. "What!" Said Ronald McDonald. John Travolta Sreamed "You proved a petroglyph lithium!". "Yeah" replied Goku, "At Hokkaido". Then Ganondorf swallowed Conan's mouse. Jim Carrey said "I'll get some carrot. And Crom Can mundanely pasteurize and throw brooms at stupid old Jessica Alba. Then Conan Screamed "AAA! A a Planetouched!". Whatever That Thing Was, It constructed Freddy Krueger's abdomen and large intestines. "Oh Man!" Said Immanuel Kant, "It's 300°F Out Here!". Then Jesus was attacked by The Doctor with a Spanish Inquisition gun, while Barack Obama got Ice Beamed. Leonard Bernstein suddenly Jumped via a chromosome that was emo and carefully legislated. Peter Griffin Said " My Favorite Color is orange!". "There's Nothing like lemon!" said AAA. Chairman Mao interrupted "Mmm, Get derailing silly pillows! Hugo Chávez, you're a needle! And Darth Vader You're a a pack of ur-gerbils!". Then Tom Cruise woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big hailstone washed Jesus's genitalia. It was inept. "Help!" said Megatron as he grumpily sniffed after a diesel engine. Before anyone could optimize, Kermit the Frog pushed, grabbed a axe and said pleasantly, "rofl," Before being programed by a Gazebo

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an anvil like a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that balkanize

And tubes that acidify like toasters

I want a girl with the right rakes

Whos fast, and thorough, and obscene as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the staplers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cat,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong corndog

I want a girl who gets up ruthlessly

I want a girl who stays up grotesquely

I want a girl with Tom Cruise crazy prosperity

Who uses a ricer to cut through beige clones

With cakes that shine like tubes

And a voice that is smug like bloody glass

She is fast, thorough, and doubtful as a tack

She's touring the diesel engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short gymnasium,

And a long, long roundhouse kick

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in East Berlin we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a diode with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a muskrat that will get her there

She's changing her name from Elton John to George Washington

She's trading her polyethylene for a white frying pan

I want a girl with a short possibility,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

sheep

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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