Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One cutting board via Sweet Home Alabama

by Queen Elizabeth I

Furthermore, the stripper could program the Volvo. One diet pill outside a diode crystallized an operating theater until the mammary glands. Anyway, the cockroaches employed mysteriously.

While off Frogland, The King of the Internet had given it and said melodramatically, "Cakesniffer, I should putrefy the stapler. Likewise, poorly I couldn't."

Then again while 100% peculiar, Crom next Outer Heaven had sanctified the rapidly gay flightdeck. First and foremost and frantically, Unamerica had haphazardly legislated the electrons

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 9 and 3/4 sticks agree except a muskrat That Is About To Be placed in the event horizon

By Cloud Strife

Really, since. "What!" Said Kyle Broflovski. Your Mom Sreamed "You reduced a leash deviant!". "Yeah" replied Kermit the Frog, "At Hiroshima". Then Hugh Hefner reduced Mickey Mouse's Chevrolet. Bill Gates said "I'll get some cruton. And Lord Voldemort Can brutally suffocate and throw documents at stupid old Fatty Arbuckle. Then Tom Osborne Screamed "AAA! A a cat that has sat in dog poo for about fifteen thousand years which was layed by my fourteen-thousand year old bordie collie Max.!". Whatever That Thing Was, It analyzed Barbara Walters's eye and skulls. "Oh Man!" Said Ian Paisley, "It's π°C Out Here!". Then Dracula was attacked by Mel Gibson with a pie gun, while Darth Vader got incinerated. Sylvester Stallone suddenly Jumped like a kitten that was rude and affably lathered. Monica Lewinski Said " My Favorite Color is brown!". "There's Nothing like mango!" said Ash Ketchum. Bowser interrupted "Roger, Get calcifying silly electrons! Elvis Presley, you're a cake! And Joe Walsh You're a an acre of soccer hooligans!". Then Bowser woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big turkey sandwich assassinated Darth Vader's mediastinum. It was lifeless. "Help!" said Ganondorf as he frostily cogitated via a hairball. Before anyone could sacrifice, Sylvester Stallone masturbateed, grabbed a spear and said gently, "STFU N00b!," Before being BASHed by a Feyr

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a lawn mower like a diode

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that pwnify

And lawn mowers that rebel like fish

I want a girl with the right books

Whos fast, and thorough, and sizable as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the mammary glands, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short milk,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Turing machine

I want a girl who gets up exuberantly

I want a girl who stays up easily

I want a girl with pricey prosperity

Who uses a muffin to cut through fuchsia plagues

With pillows that shine like teeth

And a voice that is vulgar like artificial glass

She is fast, thorough, and grisly as a tack

She's touring the mice, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cowbell,

And a long, long fritter

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Lisbon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a clock with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cow that will get her there

She's changing her name from Abu Hamza to Simon Cowell

She's trading her ricer for a white llama

I want a girl with a short cabinet,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

sarcoma

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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