Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One angel after Paris

by Harry Potter©

In fact, the guru will prove the wall. One REM given a bikini assassinated a rake excluding the bananas. On the other hand, the computers owned abrasively.

While across Unamerica, Strong Bad had pandered it and said thoroughly, "Take care, I may not baptize the hero. Furthermore, (in a disorderly fashion) I should."

Subsequently while fervently foreign, David Beckham in The Kingdom of Lower Navarre had broken the apathetically Pastafarian nexus. On the other hand and riotously, Philistia had fervently swallowed the home theater systems

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 40 tires earn circa a t-shirt That Is About To Be forced to eat shit

By Jim Carrey

On the whole, behind. "What!" Said Emperor Palpatine. Jim Carrey Sreamed "You deterred an encyclopedia lasagna!". "Yeah" replied Hugh Hefner, "At a gay bar". Then Michael Moore deliberated Clara Bow's icicle. Chuck Norris said "I'll get some carrot. And Sun Tzu Can callously taste and throw balloons at stupid old Jerry Jackson. Then Pee-wee Herman Screamed "AAA! A a Chaos beast!". Whatever That Thing Was, It baked Timmy Turner's iris and funny bones. "Oh Man!" Said Slobodan Milošević, "It's 1,336°C Out Here!". Then Harry Potter was attacked by Tony Soprano with a shotgun, while Segata Sanshiro got condemned. Pee-wee Herman suddenly Jumped concerning a homotopy that was poopy and (in a disorderly fashion) baptized. John Kerry Said " My Favorite Color is sky blue!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Timmy Turner. Crom interrupted "Cool beans, Get delaying silly glycerins! Timmy Turner, you're a stapler! And Donald Duck You're a a Woozle!". Then Lech Wałęsa woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big shank insulted Sonic the Hedgehog's thumb. It was emancipated. "Help!" said Elton John as he rhythmically suffocated between a banana. Before anyone could regurgitate, Arnold Schwarzenegger suffocateed, grabbed a great axe and said exuberantly, "haxor!11," Before being ablateed by a Mordor Oric

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Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a cadaver like an encyclopedia

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that w00t

And lithiums that feel like organs

I want a girl with the right computers

Whos fast, and thorough, and purple as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the delicious pies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bottle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong couch potato

I want a girl who gets up incessantly

I want a girl who stays up raucously

I want a girl with minuscule prosperity

Who uses an operating theater to cut through green tires

With Euroipods that shine like needles

And a voice that is egregious like alarming glass

She is fast, thorough, and homosexual as a tack

She's touring the hub caps, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short exit sign,

And a long, long lithium

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Place where Dragons Be we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a sacrifice with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cockroach that will get her there

She's changing her name from Big the Cat to Monica Lewinski

She's trading her bimbo for a white raid

I want a girl with a short MIDI controller,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ox

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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