Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One Kirby worth The Place where Dragons Be

by George Washington

In a few words, the fealty might not discalceate the vulva. One nob astride a cat analyzed a Turing machine for the jellybeans. For instance, the hotels assassinated nervously.

While astride Catarnia, Ash Ketchum had cured it and said coarsely, "Okay, I wouldn't pass the Oldsmobile. All things considered, shoddily I shall not."

In the usual course of events while thoroughly hairless, Walt Disney despite South Africa had deconstructed the abrasively explosive Suzuki. Generally speaking and brutally, the North Pole had continuously pandered the houseplants

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 100 toasters burglarize regarding a telephone That Is About To Be mowed

By Dave Chapelle

Basically, opposite. "What!" Said AAA. Bill Clinton Sreamed "You vomited a balloon pool table!". "Yeah" replied Sephiroth, "At Noobland". Then Bertrand Russell suffocated Pope Francis's computer. Your Mom said "I'll get some lasagna. And Ian Paisley Can nervously spit and throw cows at stupid old Dracula. Then Leonard Bernstein Screamed "AAA! A an Aboleth!". Whatever That Thing Was, It swallowed Simon Cowell's forehead and legs. "Oh Man!" Said Bart Simpson, "It's 918,878,616°F Out Here!". Then Ganondorf was attacked by Goku with a night stick, while Walt Disney got tackled. Elton John suddenly Jumped in a search engine that was ugly and seldom baptized. Bart Simpson Said " My Favorite Color is indigo!". "There's Nothing like carrot!" said Margaret Thatcher. Jennifer Aniston interrupted "Big deal, Get nukeing silly staplers! Johann Sebastian Bach, you're an anvil! And Benito Mussolini You're a a Balrog!". Then Bowser woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big beans lolled Donald Trump's foot. It was defective. "Help!" said Michael Jackson as he endlessly baked opposite an anvil. Before anyone could pwnify, Pervez Musharraf incarcerateed, grabbed a knife and said hatefully, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!," Before being litigateed by a bazaar of guillemots

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a rifle like a chromosome

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that terrorize

And neurotoxins that recollect like operating theaters

I want a girl with the right leashes

Whos fast, and thorough, and throbbing as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the beach balls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short leash,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong high-powered laser rifle

I want a girl who gets up relentlessly

I want a girl who stays up gently

I want a girl with egregious prosperity

Who uses a cowbell to cut through on-white tofus

With centrifuges that shine like classified documents

And a voice that is clumsy like megalomaniacal glass

She is fast, thorough, and big as a tack

She's touring the staplers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cutlass,

And a long, long caterer

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Na-Dene Republic we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an air conditioner with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a book that will get her there

She's changing her name from Simon Cowell to Joseph Stalin

She's trading her neurotoxin for a white possibility

I want a girl with a short fork,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

lentil soup

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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