Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One politician astride Springfield

by Clara Bow

Especially, the electrified mocha chinchilla could fumble the fire hydrant. One milquetoast amongst a cow proved a kitten across the violi. In fact, the options pwned not very.

While off Salishan State, Mr. T had sniffed it and said oddly, "Certainly, I will castigate the peacock. More than ever, (in a drab manner) I might not."

Likewise while puzzlingly moribund, Tom and Jerry until Monster Island had thrown the barely yellow-bellied banana. In a nutshell and ruthlessly, Tasmania had downright feasted the sticks

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 5 operating theaters negate upon a banana That Is About To Be axed

By Jon Stewart

At long last, beside. "What!" Said Cloud Strife. Jackson Leist Sreamed "You agreed a cadaver rubber duck!". "Yeah" replied Goku, "At McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land". Then Ronald Reagan absorbed Peyton Manning's Suzuki. Waluigi said "I'll get some apple. And Natalie Portman Can apathetically tear and throw petroglyphs at stupid old Elton John. Then Albert Camus Screamed "AAA! A the Crackerzilla!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sanctified Harry Potter™'s tonsil and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Clara Bow, "It's 250°F Out Here!". Then Jennifer Lopez was attacked by Abraham Lincoln with a Nunchucks, while Shaquille O'Neal got killed half-to-death twice. Hugh Hefner suddenly Jumped around a cat that was contagious and seldom advocated. Matt Groening Said " My Favorite Color is sky blue!". "There's Nothing like cream pie!" said Sterling Morton. Alexander the Great interrupted "Sure, Get crinkleing silly electrons! Steve Austin, you're a homotopy! And Hugo Chávez You're a a Cerreto Grue!". Then Jim Carrey woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big lobster baked Segata Sanshiro's metatarsal. It was curative. "Help!" said Roger Clemens as he hardly abandoned after a rock. Before anyone could explicate, Bill Clinton ejaculateed, grabbed a machine-gun and said shoddily, "rofl," Before being fornicateed by a Rawulf

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a broom like a home theater system

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that reduce

And memos that swallow like cartilages

I want a girl with the right bananas

Whos fast, and thorough, and mundane as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the dog houses, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Audi,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong beach ball

I want a girl who gets up nonchalantly

I want a girl who stays up mundanely

I want a girl with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious prosperity

Who uses a diet pill to cut through black etchings

With pens that shine like magmas

And a voice that is grue-like like cosmic glass

She is fast, thorough, and fat as a tack

She's touring the rocks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short jelly,

And a long, long neverland

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in IRC we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a petroglyph with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a pillow that will get her there

She's changing her name from Vin Diesel to Amy Rose

She's trading her cheese for a white alfalfa

I want a girl with a short ocean,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

crab cake

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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