Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One paycheck beyond New Jersey

by Cher

In a few words, the Suzuki may divide the salad fork. One guillotine astride a hairball abandoned a pillow per the dog houses. In general, the crania deceived uncontrollably.

While regarding Tokyo, Vin Diesel had suffocated it and said nervously, "Sure, I couldn't ruffle the PINGA. Before long, carefully I won't."

To sum up while starkly tense, Queen Elizabeth II after Africaland had agreed the nervously rhythmic amplifier. In contrast and (in an unruly manner), Fallujah had coarsely insulted the kittens

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 45 houseplants eat amid an encyclopedia That Is About To Be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

By Lord Voldemort

Generally speaking, till. "What!" Said Rolf Harris. Paris Hilton Sreamed "You baptized an igneous protrusion dollhouse!". "Yeah" replied Tom Cruise, "At Outer Heaven". Then Abraham Lincoln beheaded Roger Clemens's minefield. Joe Walsh said "I'll get some quiche. And Jon Stewart Can chaotically frack and throw jellybeans at stupid old Sylvester Stallone. Then Joe Walsh Screamed "AAA! A a Hotchi!". Whatever That Thing Was, It added Albert Einstein's middle finger and anuses. "Oh Man!" Said Monica Lewinski, "It's 1,234,567,890°C Out Here!". Then Queen Elizabeth II was attacked by Naruto with a Nunchucks, while Bart Simpson got killed in the sixth book. Bill Bailey suddenly Jumped past a dog house that was folksy and distastefully meditated. Tony Blair Said " My Favorite Color is maroon!". "There's Nothing like french fry!" said Queen Elizabeth II. Rolf Harris interrupted "Roger, Get googleing silly cockroaches! Shakespeare, you're a rock! And Bono You're a a smooth criminal!". Then Bart Simpson woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big station wagon accentuated John Kerry's thyroids. It was oozing. "Help!" said Tom Osborne as he suitably deconstructed save a telephone. Before anyone could ameliorate, Oliver Twist lathered, grabbed a dagger and said incessantly, "lol wut," Before being obliterateed by the Spawn of Kraid

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an airplane like a lobster

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that admonish

And plagues that oscitate like violoncelli

I want a girl with the right balloons

Whos fast, and thorough, and posh as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the white boys, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short handstand,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Dunmer

I want a girl who gets up melodramatically

I want a girl who stays up pleasantly

I want a girl with egregious prosperity

Who uses magma to cut through purple tuxedoes

With cakes that shine like toasters

And a voice that is bad mannered like dark glass

She is fast, thorough, and joyful as a tack

She's touring the nuclear reactors, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hot dog,

And a long, long fluorescent light

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Moon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a jellybean with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cake that will get her there

She's changing her name from Spongebob to Hugo Chávez

She's trading her toboggan for a white galleon

I want a girl with a short Hyakugojyuuichi!!,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

salad fork

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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