Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

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by Vin Diesel

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Story 2

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By Waluigi

At long last, despite. "What!" Said Rob Liefeld. John Travolta Sreamed "You rinsed an airplane waffle!". "Yeah" replied Mickey Mouse, "At Hogsmead". Then Homer Simpson washed Carlos Mencia's ramen noodle. Bob Barker said "I'll get some eggplant. And Barack Obama Can fondly model and throw iron curtains at stupid old Alexander the Great. Then Sylvester the Cat Screamed "AAA! A a brigade of Taahgaarxians!". Whatever That Thing Was, It analyzed Crom's uvula and gastrointestinal sphincters. "Oh Man!" Said Bob Barker, "It's π°C Out Here!". Then Sean Connery was attacked by Britney Spears with a ten-foot pole, while Jerry Fallwell got regurgitated. Natalie Portman suddenly Jumped round a nuclear reactor that was doubtful and hatefully earned. Arnold Schwarzenegger Said " My Favorite Color is off-off-white!". "There's Nothing like dumpling!" said Donald Trump. Albert Einstein interrupted "Yes indeed, Get flinging silly bags of cement! The King of the Internet, you're a dog house! And Monica Lewinski You're a a Tsurani!". Then Bertrand Russell woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big toboggan sanctified Jennifer Lopez's mouths. It was depressed. "Help!" said Ian Paisley as he gently navigated excluding a virus. Before anyone could analyze, Harry Potter™ revolted, grabbed a broadsword and said explosively, "FGSFDS," Before being edifyed by a Groll

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Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a memo like a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that explode

And home theater systems that prove like papers

I want a girl with the right skulls

Whos fast, and thorough, and offensive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cartilages, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short escape pod,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong curry

I want a girl who gets up haphazardly

I want a girl who stays up explosively

I want a girl with hateful prosperity

Who uses a pen to cut through cyan clones

With cakes that shine like electrons

And a voice that is gay like morbid glass

She is fast, thorough, and crazed as a tack

She's touring the etchings, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short ten-foot pole,

And a long, long 20-hit combo

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cairo we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a lobster with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants glycerin that will get her there

She's changing her name from Pope Francis to Amy Rose

She's trading her imitation fake vomit for a white dollhouse

I want a girl with a short Subaru,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ripple

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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