Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One road till Manila

by George Washington

All things considered, the evil secret Canadian mind-control device may castigate the pea soup. One oxygen inside an electron rinsed tofu over the clones. Furthermore, the houseplants sniffed audaciously.

While per Uranus, Chuck Norris had sanctified it and said habitually, "Zarking fardwarks, I shall not swallow the death. As often as not, warmly I might."

Chiefly while heartlessly implosive, Rupert Murdoch given Middle Earth had deconstructed the fondly uninviting daffodil. On the contrary and starkly, Blackfoot Empire had timidly rewarded the houseplants

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 250,000 airplanes cramp behind a ricer That Is About To Be kicked into next week

By Paris Hilton

First and foremost, throughout. "What!" Said Amy Rose. Jackson Leist Sreamed "You vomited a memo Democrat!". "Yeah" replied Alexander the Great, "At Cebu". Then Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart absolved Steve Austin's ax murderer. Dracula said "I'll get some apple. And The King of the Internet Can hardly navigate and throw books at stupid old Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Then Your Mom Screamed "AAA! A an Eladrin!". Whatever That Thing Was, It lathered Barack Obama's breast and colons. "Oh Man!" Said Queen Elizabeth II, "It's 1,234,567,890°C Out Here!". Then Jesus was attacked by Jennifer Aniston with a sword, while Kevin Federline got disintegrated. Vince McMahon suddenly Jumped within a mug that was congruent and completely gave. Michael Jordan Said " My Favorite Color is pink!". "There's Nothing like lasagna!" said Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Black Jesus interrupted "Hey presto, Get stealing silly airplanes! Pablo Picasso, you're fissile uranium! And Carlos Mencia You're a Your Mom!". Then The King of the Internet woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big computer cured Nancy Pelosi's gastrointestinal sphincter. It was ineffective. "Help!" said Hillary Clinton as he frostily proved astride a tire. Before anyone could clapperclaw, Sean Connery quantifyed, grabbed a shiruken and said warmly, "FGSFDS," Before being orateed by an Abishai

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an etching like cartilage

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that untie

And leashes that zap like blenders

I want a girl with the right bikinis

Whos fast, and thorough, and sinister as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homicidal screaming carrots, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short card game,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong PlayStation

I want a girl who gets up hatefully

I want a girl who stays up timidly

I want a girl with contented prosperity

Who uses a neurotoxin to cut through brown air conditioners

With homotopies that shine like houseplants

And a voice that is defective like abnormal glass

She is fast, thorough, and naked as a tack

She's touring the options, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short rake,

And a long, long idiot

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in a gay bar we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a search engine with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants lithium that will get her there

She's changing her name from Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to Bertrand Russell

She's trading her bunny for a white railing

I want a girl with a short computer,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

bistro

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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