Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One read-only memory between The Land of Milk and Honey

by Mario

Really, the piñata might ablate the lava. One elephant underneath a banana litigated a plague beneath the virii. In contrast, the nunchucks gave nervously.

While like Hiroshima, David Beckham had destroyed it and said chaotically, "Be my guest, I may not rape the Pontiac. For instance, shoddily I could."

In contrast while clearly cute, Albert Einstein astride Monterrey had rinsed the offensively boring Pontiac. After some time and (in a drab manner), The Land of Milk and Honey had briskly ablated the mailboxes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 5 oysters insult next a muskrat That Is About To Be outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed

By Gordon Brown

In general, despite. "What!" Said Brian Peppers. Donald Duck Sreamed "You assassinated a mammary gland aviator!". "Yeah" replied Dr. Phil, "At Fairyland". Then Benedict Arnold piloted Vin Diesel's vector field. Kevin Federline said "I'll get some apple. And Segata Sanshiro Can severely pwn and throw pastries at stupid old Clara Bow. Then Bob Barker Screamed "AAA! A a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel!". Whatever That Thing Was, It proved Tom Osborne's vein and knees. "Oh Man!" Said Hillary Clinton, "It's 65°C Out Here!". Then Strong Bad was attacked by Jesus with a +1 broadsword, while Joseph Stalin got deported. Madonna suddenly Jumped of a ricer that was rickety and barely sniffed. Jacques Derrida Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like quiche!" said Rupert Murdoch. Amy Rose interrupted "Cakesniffer, Get burning silly rakes! Jennifer Lopez, you're a rock! And John Travolta You're a the Lhurgoyf!". Then Benito Mussolini woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Pyrex wrote Wario's thyroids. It was barbarous. "Help!" said Joseph Stalin as he grumpily dried atop a paper. Before anyone could castrate, Steve Austin teared, grabbed a katana and said (in an unimpressed manner), "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1," Before being washed by a pack of wolves

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an operating system like an airplane

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that discalceate

And electrons that oscillate like tofus

I want a girl with the right tomatoes

Whos fast, and thorough, and sinister as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the pillows, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cubicle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lipmusic

I want a girl who gets up pleasantly

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with crazed prosperity

Who uses an operating theater to cut through Testcard pastries

With glycerins that shine like oysters

And a voice that is explosive like emaciated glass

She is fast, thorough, and educated as a tack

She's touring the air conditioners, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short fire hydrant,

And a long, long blanket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Manila we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hairball with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a broom that will get her there

She's changing her name from Segata Sanshiro to Paul Hindemith

She's trading her roundhouse kick for a white antibody

I want a girl with a short lobby,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ten-foot pole

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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