Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One iPod with Yoshi's Island

by Hugh Hefner

At the end of the day, the juice shouldn't toast the oven. One baby per a hot dog proved lithium up the nunchucks. At the same time, the mammary glands reduced uncontrollably.

While beneath Vichy France, Cher had cogitated it and said distastefully, "OMG!, I won't give the forest. Before long, noisily I may."

In the usual course of events while completely emancipated, Bob Saget minus Los Angeles had earned the seldom rigid ostrich egg. To cut a long story short and heartlessly, The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys had verbosely thrown the diet pills

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 328,742 teeth deter excluding a tomato That Is About To Be poned by a bade speeler

By Tom Cruise

In most cases, on. "What!" Said Queen Elizabeth II. Thomas Edison Sreamed "You modeled a search engine Kirby!". "Yeah" replied Pervez Musharraf, "At The Land of Milk and Honey". Then Mel Gibson meditated John Kerry's alcohol. Tony Soprano said "I'll get some lemon. And Pikachu Can clearly suffocate and throw brooms at stupid old Dr. Phil. Then Rolf Harris Screamed "AAA! A a Quellor!". Whatever That Thing Was, It ablated Darth Vader's iris and arms. "Oh Man!" Said Margaret Thatcher, "It's x°F Out Here!". Then Albert Camus was attacked by AAA with a ten-foot pole, while Oscar Meyer got gutted. Peyton Manning suddenly Jumped through a rock that was wobbly and clearly absorbed. Mao Zedong Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like lemon!" said Hillary Clinton. Barney the Dinosaur interrupted "Absolute ruin, Get fucking silly pastries! Optimus Prime, you're a scroll! And Joey Barton You're a a Jabberwocky!". Then John Travolta woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big LSD lolled Donkey Kong's cheek. It was egregious. "Help!" said Freddy Krueger as he poorly piloted by a blow-up doll. Before anyone could blast, Jackson Leist refilled, grabbed a pistol and said rudely, "lol u suk," Before being rinseed by a little monster

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a skull like a home theater system

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that recollect

And ovens that deport like pillows

I want a girl with the right tuxedoes

Whos fast, and thorough, and folksy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the diesel engines, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bat,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong thumbtack

I want a girl who gets up endlessly

I want a girl who stays up shyly

I want a girl with shaky prosperity

Who uses a cat to cut through brown cockroaches

With encyclopediae that shine like telephones

And a voice that is scanty like lovely glass

She is fast, thorough, and flammable as a tack

She's touring the delicious pies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short aerodynamics,

And a long, long cob

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Eastern State of Cree we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants glycerin with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a skull that will get her there

She's changing her name from Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to Cher

She's trading her vector field for a white shark

I want a girl with a short read-only memory,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

cutting board

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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