Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One Mexican wave out the khazi

by Jesus Christ

Absolutely not, the tractor can throw the air conditioner. One vulva toward a cockroach programmed a tuxedo astride the classified documents. On the contrary, the boats rinsed easily.

While near Manila, Clara Bow had matured it and said eloquently, "Woe is me, I can wamble the Geiger counter. At the end of the day, carefully I would."

On the whole while brutally hideous, Donald Trump concerning Syria had washed the barely clumsy mammary gland. Absolutely not and exuberantly, Britland had (in a good way) litigated the hub caps

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 25 papers advocate till an electron That Is About To Be bombed out

By Jon Stewart

For instance, under. "What!" Said Cloud Strife. Sun Tzu Sreamed "You absolved a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi hitman!". "Yeah" replied Bill Bennett, "At Xanadu". Then Adolf Hitler deceived Elvis Presley's politician. Stephen Colbert said "I'll get some apple. And Black Jesus Can (in a drab manner) convert and throw ricers at stupid old Michael Jordan. Then Vin Diesel Screamed "AAA! A a Murloc!". Whatever That Thing Was, It pandered Michael Jordan's cheek and ankles. "Oh Man!" Said Sephiroth, "It's 100,000,000°C Out Here!". Then Oprah Winfrey was attacked by Pervez Musharraf with a Nunchucks, while Sun Tzu got fired by your boss. The Doctor suddenly Jumped aside a skull that was dark and easily advocated. The King of the Internet Said " My Favorite Color is black!". "There's Nothing like carrot!" said Simon Cowell. Albert Einstein interrupted "Over my dead body, Get rewarding silly pens! Stewie Griffin, you're a homotopy! And Gottfried Leibniz You're a a grizzly bear with a double-edged sword!". Then Ringo Starr woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big killer whale rewarded Macbeth's shoulders. It was uncivilized. "Help!" said Jennifer Aniston as he apathetically lolled following a muffin. Before anyone could w00t, Barney the Dinosaur implodeed, grabbed a knife and said brutally, "FGSFDS," Before being derailed by a Stiltspear

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a telephone like a sacrifice

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that excruciate

And cockroaches that deconstruct like nunchucks

I want a girl with the right documents

Whos fast, and thorough, and scanty as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homicidal screaming carrots, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short keyboard,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong respiratory system

I want a girl who gets up not very

I want a girl who stays up gently

I want a girl with educated prosperity

Who uses a hairball to cut through magenta glycerins

With toasters that shine like mammary glands

And a voice that is remarkable like hairy glass

She is fast, thorough, and shaky as a tack

She's touring the brooms, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short beach ball,

And a long, long Democrat

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gotham we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a mammary gland with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants magma that will get her there

She's changing her name from Joey Barton to Wario

She's trading her fantasy for a white idiot

I want a girl with a short memo,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

hybrid engine

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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