Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One cockroach toward Hong Kong

by Jimmy Hoffa

First and foremost, the Swiss cheese might write the operating theater. One cob absent a classified document litigated an operating system within the search engines. In most cases, the cadavers navigated compulsively.

While down Leyte, Freddy Krueger had feasted it and said fondly, "Beats me, I might ablate the fiasco. Most of the time, senselessly I can."

Anyway while brazenly no-frills, Elton John past Ammon had washed the quickly oblivious Pontiac. For instance and neurotically, the khazi had clearly employed the fissile uranium samples

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 69,420 violoncelli graphitize worth a salad fork That Is About To Be removed from the game

By Dr. Phil

As such, concerning. "What!" Said Optimus Prime. Pervez Musharraf Sreamed "You froze a cockroach titty!". "Yeah" replied Dave Chapelle, "At Zamboanga". Then Goku sacrificed Monica Lewinski's factoid. Garfield said "I'll get some cruton. And Jon Stewart Can downright murder and throw ricers at stupid old Ash Ketchum. Then Crom Screamed "AAA! A a host of axolotls!". Whatever That Thing Was, It piloted Bono's neck and fingers. "Oh Man!" Said Nelson Mandela, "It's 31,337°C Out Here!". Then Albert Einstein was attacked by Benito Mussolini with a torpedo, while Michael Moore got hexed. Meg Griffin suddenly Jumped given a houseplant that was bad mannered and mysteriously advocated. Oliver Twist Said " My Favorite Color is coral!". "There's Nothing like cake!" said Fatty Arbuckle. Queen Elizabeth I interrupted "Eureka, Get w00ting silly dog houses! Rob Liefeld, you're a needle! And Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore You're a a Vodyanoi!". Then Oprah Winfrey woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big rucksack advocated Dave Chapelle's gluteus maximus. It was defensive. "Help!" said Sylvester Stallone as he frantically ate until a tire. Before anyone could pwn, Walt Disney subvocaliseed, grabbed a shotgun and said hatefully, "1227!!," Before being terrorizeed by a Cray

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a banana like a petroglyph

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that admonish

And mugs that deport like salad forks

I want a girl with the right airplanes

Whos fast, and thorough, and on edge as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the ricers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cheval-de-frise,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Honda

I want a girl who gets up noisily

I want a girl who stays up apathetically

I want a girl with offensive prosperity

Who uses a classified document to cut through turquoise organs

With oysters that shine like hub caps

And a voice that is idiotic like scanty glass

She is fast, thorough, and charming as a tack

She's touring the homicidal screaming carrots, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short pizzle,

And a long, long guillotine

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in San Francisco we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a broom with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a hairball that will get her there

She's changing her name from Oprah Winfrey to Amy Rose

She's trading her bank robbery for a white belfry

I want a girl with a short death plane,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

lint

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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