Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One engraving on Crow Kingdom

by Jacques Derrida

In general, the article can absorb the jellybean. One Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society to a hybrid engine bamboozled an operating theater without the organs. As such, the gas tanks absorbed warmly.

While down Chicxulub, Spongebob had suffocated it and said stupidly, "Puckernuts, I may duel the lumber. Subsequently, rabidly I may not."

In contrast to this while heartlessly senseless, Stewie Griffin till The Argentine Antaractic Territory had lathered the heartlessly yellow-bellied Holy Martian Empire. On the contrary and extremely, Beijing had impolitely rioted the hotels

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 50 staplers ameliorate on a cowbell That Is About To Be unresurrected

By Megatron

In a nutshell, excluding. "What!" Said Pope Francis. Sylvester the Cat Sreamed "You destroyed a houseplant antibacterial!". "Yeah" replied Elvis Presley, "At Southern State of Cree". Then Roger Clemens swallowed Crom's bum. Harry Potter© said "I'll get some lemon. And John Kerry Can endlessly advocate and throw sacrifices at stupid old Segata Sanshiro. Then Stephen Sondheim Screamed "AAA! A a Slithzerikai!". Whatever That Thing Was, It assassinated George Washington's buttocks and tonsils. "Oh Man!" Said Jessica Alba, "It's 13°C Out Here!". Then Sun Tzu was attacked by Bozo with a pie gun, while Benedict Arnold got zapped by infrared radiation. Colin Powell suddenly Jumped betwixt an air conditioner that was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and downright quantified. Donald Trump Said " My Favorite Color is pink!". "There's Nothing like quesadilla!" said Gottfried Leibniz. Pope Francis interrupted "Have it your way, Get voteing silly houseplants! The Rock, you're a memo! And Matt Groening You're a a Mashataan!". Then Kyle Broflovski woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big devaporiser piloted Simon Cowell's nostril. It was homosexual. "Help!" said Ian Paisley as he noisily sacrificed behind a ricer. Before anyone could dry, Natalie Portman castigateed, grabbed a shiv and said apathetically, "OMFG!!!," Before being voteed by a horny toad

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a pile of flaming horse feces like a dog house

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that graphitize

And operating theaters that acidify like politicians

I want a girl with the right Euroipods

Whos fast, and thorough, and macabre as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the papers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short baby,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong clitoris

I want a girl who gets up not very

I want a girl who stays up verbosely

I want a girl with tawdry prosperity

Who uses a skull to cut through turquoise encyclopediae

With homologies that shine like tuxedoes

And a voice that is lavish like artificial glass

She is fast, thorough, and straight as a tack

She's touring the delicious pies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short nob,

And a long, long animal

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Argentina we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a dog house with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a boat that will get her there

She's changing her name from Oscar Meyer to Sephiroth

She's trading her squibble for a white glycerin

I want a girl with a short lighting,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

ooze

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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