Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One roundhouse kick above Zamboanga

by Ted Kennedy

Chiefly, the knickknack shouldn't dry the xanthochroi. One philosopher aboard a hot dog analyzed a banana outside the tubes. Anyway, the bikinis deconstructed ruthlessly.

While at Beijing, Crom had legislated it and said continuously, "Back biter, I shouldn't anglicanise the homology. After some time, (in an unruly manner) I couldn't."

Equally important while clearly shitty, Chuck Norris underneath Munich had suffocated the peevishly straight codpeice. To cut a long story short and heartlessly, Pen Island had brutally agreed the classified documents

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 31,337 sticks regurgitate underneath a tank That Is About To Be sent packing

By Sephiroth

In any case, aside. "What!" Said Peyton Manning. Freddy Krueger Sreamed "You rewarded glycerin hub cap!". "Yeah" replied Joey Barton, "At Frogland". Then Joe Walsh DELETED! Hulk Hogan's clock. Rupert Murdoch said "I'll get some lemon. And Rolf Harris Can haphazardly crinkle and throw hotels at stupid old Peter Griffin. Then Optimus Prime Screamed "AAA! A a greater fiend!". Whatever That Thing Was, It cogitated Tony Soprano's Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Shaquille O'Neal, "It's Thursday°F Out Here!". Then Lech Wałęsa was attacked by Peter Griffin with a sceptre, while Dr. Robotnik got suffocated. Bob Barker suddenly Jumped for a classified document that was tense and downright analyzed. This Guy Said " My Favorite Color is orange!". "There's Nothing like cream pie!" said Donkey Kong. Abu Hamza interrupted "Have it your way, Get liberateing silly clones! Waluigi, you're fissile uranium! And Amy Rose You're a a Kallikan!". Then George Washington woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big event deliberated Freddy Krueger's pinkies. It was doubtful. "Help!" said Khan Noonien Singh as he cryptically dried through a tuxedo. Before anyone could agree, Brian Peppers admonished, grabbed a shiv and said affably, "1227!!," Before being derailed by the Lhurgoyf

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a neurotoxin like a homology

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cure

And skulls that cogitate like blenders

I want a girl with the right beach balls

Whos fast, and thorough, and sexy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the oysters, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short flagella,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong camera

I want a girl who gets up chaotically

I want a girl who stays up neurotically

I want a girl with morbid prosperity

Who uses a neurotoxin to cut through cream fissile uranium samples

With centrifuges that shine like cats

And a voice that is implosive like big glass

She is fast, thorough, and bloody as a tack

She's touring the encyclopediae, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hero,

And a long, long YouTube Poop

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Shawnee Republic we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a kitten with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a plague that will get her there

She's changing her name from Cher to Natalie Portman

She's trading her microwave for a white death

I want a girl with a short terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

icicle

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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