Mad Libs/examples
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Sample Story[edit]
Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.
One potato outside Saudi Arabia[edit]
by Dracula
As you might expect, the Sony might orate the glue. One xanthochroi after a book constructed a pile of flaming horse feces despite the memos. Everything considered, the parchments deliberated rudely.
While towards Shoshone Kingdom, Osama bin Laden had cogitated it and said peevishly, "Back biter, I might speak the hitman. Anyway, endlessly I may not."
On the whole while gently quivering, Chuck Norris betwixt Sydney had deceived the oddly curative neverland. As you might expect and stupidly, Leyte had thoroughly bamboozled the nunchucks
Story 2[edit]
This Is What Happens When 5 cockroaches google via an encyclopedia That Is About To Be AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA![edit]
By Jim Carrey
In any case, unlike. "What!" Said Matt Groening. Bill Bennett Sreamed "You cogitated a plague cod!". "Yeah" replied Bill Gates, "At The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys". Then Leonardo da Vinci analyzed Michael Jordan's paedophile. Dr. Robotnik said "I'll get some ham. And Barack Obama Can brutally speak and throw dog houses at stupid old Matt Groening. Then Vin Diesel Screamed "AAA! A a Puffle!". Whatever That Thing Was, It owned Jessica Alba's metatarsal and fingers. "Oh Man!" Said John Travolta, "It's ∞.5°F Out Here!". Then Jim Carrey was attacked by Arnold Schwarzenegger with a hard stick of gum, while AAA got Red Shell'd. John Travolta suddenly Jumped since an air conditioner that was luminous and peevishly advocated. Slobodan Milošević Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Freddy Krueger. Donald Trump interrupted "Hold the phone, Get multiplying silly salad forks! Albert Einstein, you're a stick! And Bill Bailey You're a a Sirine!". Then Donald Trump woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big fistula blessed Kyle Broflovski's skins. It was peculiar. "Help!" said Samus Aran as he easily modeled times a pillow. Before anyone could toast, The Doctor sanctifyed, grabbed a spear and said seldom, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor," Before being defenestrateed by a pack of wolves
To Be Continued... Please Add
Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit]
I want a girl with a cat like a pile of flaming horse feces
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that rape
And bathtubs that stir like homotopies
I want a girl with the right hot dogs
Whos fast, and thorough, and intransigent as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short blasphemy,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong salad fork
I want a girl who gets up timidly
I want a girl who stays up often
I want a girl with foreign prosperity
Who uses an electron to cut through yellow cartilages
With lawn mowers that shine like memos
And a voice that is rhythmic like transparent glass
She is fast, thorough, and well-to-do as a tack
She's touring the salad forks, and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short love,
And a long, long whip
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
Somewhere in New Delhi we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a skull with a cup-holder arm rest
She wants a mug that will get her there
She's changing her name from Slobodan Milošević to Barney the Dinosaur
She's trading her ape for a white cabinet
I want a girl with a short osteoporosis,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
crab cake
Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit]
Mama,
sold myself again
not miss brainy, nice, or cute
big tits and hair no one disputes
Mama, this is so much fun
they'll pay more
if i say that i'm 'bi' too
Mama, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow
sell me on, the 'o' dot com
paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'
lets wait,
bids have begun
forget the geezers who don't care
to brush their teeth
or comb their hair
Goodbye, little hick town
i'm worth more than gold
to a couple who are rich and want me nude.
Mama, ooh ooh
my smile is bright,
clothes are too tight
i'll send a postcard home