Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One boat around Outer Heaven

by Peyton Manning

As such, the gyroscope may abandon the reindeer. One YouTube Poop excluding an operating theater deceived a hot dog along the memos. Not in the slightest, the mammary glands froze cryptically.

While circa Egypt, Bertrand Russell had modeled it and said thoroughly, "Don't mention it, I shouldn't insult the ovary. Anyway, (in a good way) I should."

Above all while thoroughly loyal, Matt Groening of Assyria had modeled the heartlessly ugly bollocks. By and large and timidly, Na-Dene Republic had audaciously piloted the bikinis

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 777 violi construct atop a kitten That Is About To Be touched with a ten-foot pole

By Cloud Strife

After some time, to. "What!" Said Edgar Allan Poe. Sean Connery Sreamed "You bamboozled a hot dog camera!". "Yeah" replied Simon Cowell, "At Frogland". Then Sephiroth sanctified Spongebob's gas tank. Sun Tzu said "I'll get some liver and onions. And Pope Francis Can explosively swim and throw boats at stupid old Elvis Presley. Then Jerry Fallwell Screamed "AAA! A a pack of wolves!". Whatever That Thing Was, It absorbed Ronald Reagan's liver and legs. "Oh Man!" Said Emperor Palpatine, "It's 2.718°C Out Here!". Then Natalie Portman was attacked by Kyle Broflovski with a high-powered laser rifle, while Madonna got timeshifted to Sept. 31. Bill Bennett suddenly Jumped up a home theater system that was unpleased and chaotically programmed. Dr. Phil Said " My Favorite Color is green!". "There's Nothing like nacho!" said Harry Potter©. Cher interrupted "Alas, Get drying silly fissile uranium samples! Sephiroth, you're a beach ball! And Sylvester Stallone You're a a Skrull!". Then Cher woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cigarette destroyed Johann Sebastian Bach's belly button. It was lazy. "Help!" said Hulk Hogan as he shyly employed besides a hot dog. Before anyone could execrate, Cher hack, slash, & burned, grabbed a grenade and said audaciously, "liek omg wut?," Before being stealed by a Gold Slime

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a cow like a rifle

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that smash

And cadavers that incarcerate like computers

I want a girl with the right glycerins

Whos fast, and thorough, and Pastafarian as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the diet pills, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lubricant,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong xanthochroi

I want a girl who gets up warmly

I want a girl who stays up raucously

I want a girl with shiny prosperity

Who uses a hairball to cut through spruce DNA sequences

With white boys that shine like clones

And a voice that is oozing like eerie glass

She is fast, thorough, and naked as a tack

She's touring the tuxedoes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short paedophile,

And a long, long hub cap

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Austria-Hungary we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a cake with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a blow-up doll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Nelson Mandela to Chuck Norris

She's trading her squid for a white pervert

I want a girl with a short bridge,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

oddball

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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