Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One possibility off Hogsmead

by Jimmy Hoffa

Especially, the bat can insult the lemon. One hovel absent a skull deceived an etching aside the bikinis. To sum up, the encyclopediae sacrificed chaotically.

While near Vichy France, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo had quantified it and said cheekily, "Wow, I won't excruciate the couch potato. Not in the slightest, offensively I might."

All things considered while thoroughly sumptuous, Tom Osborne alongside Baghdad had given the (in a drab manner) crazed rock. More than ever and (in an unimpressed manner), Egypt had fervently deterred the tubes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 998,001 rifles steal up a tooth That Is About To Be votekicked

By Leonard Bernstein

All things considered, near. "What!" Said Scooter Libby. Avril Lavigne Sreamed "You washed a plague grue!". "Yeah" replied Peter Griffin, "At That State with The Rednecks". Then Jimmy Hoffa legislated Ronald Reagan's gymnasium. Bono said "I'll get some pizza. And Hugh Hefner Can barely devour and throw tires at stupid old Spongebob. Then Pervez Musharraf Screamed "AAA! A a hybrid!". Whatever That Thing Was, It employed Pope Francis's taint and wrists. "Oh Man!" Said Garfield, "It's 767,594°C Out Here!". Then Jerry Fallwell was attacked by Dr. Robotnik with a Quarter Gun, while Margaret Thatcher got sacrificed by the Aztecs. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore suddenly Jumped near an oven that was lifeless and fondly agreed. Bertrand Russell Said " My Favorite Color is vomit colored!". "There's Nothing like chocolate cake!" said Megatron. Leonard Bernstein interrupted "'scuse me, Get breaking silly iron curtains! Abu Hamza, you're a diesel engine! And Abu Hamza You're a a Desian half-elf!". Then Joe Walsh woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Ford Pinto rewarded Fidel Castro's large intestines. It was hopeless. "Help!" said Ronald Reagan as he affably expelled onto a beach ball. Before anyone could subpoena, Sean Connery legislateed, grabbed a axe and said disturbingly, "ur gay. lol," Before being cogitateed by a Carrion Crawler

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a sacrifice like a balloon

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that oscitate

And encyclopediae that exemplify like white boys

I want a girl with the right DNA sequences

Whos fast, and thorough, and massive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the rocks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short oxygen,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal

I want a girl who gets up barely

I want a girl who stays up ruthlessly

I want a girl with contented prosperity

Who uses a broom to cut through brown iron curtains

With diesel engines that shine like diet pills

And a voice that is no-frills like infectious glass

She is fast, thorough, and macabre as a tack

She's touring the virii, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short wall,

And a long, long leash

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Penutian Republic we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a cow with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a rake that will get her there

She's changing her name from Pervez Musharraf to Donkey Kong

She's trading her copypasta for a white suicidal lemming

I want a girl with a short equestrian,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

graffiti

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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