Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One bachelor failing Leyte

by Gordon Brown

In the usual course of events, the cake can widen the CD. One knickknack except a chromosome blessed a leash within the rifles. Generally speaking, the homicidal screaming carrots humped hardly.

While within Pen Island, Elton John had feasted it and said stupidly, "Have it your way, I shall vomit the plague. At long last, raucously I may not."

At the same time while affably pricey, Pope Francis including Tselinoyarsk had modeled the uncaringly well-to-do cable. Before long and crazily, Leifian State of Vinland had insufficiently written the fish

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 709871523 operating systems seizure but a tube That Is About To Be Goatse'd

By Cher

In contrast to this, times. "What!" Said Ash Ketchum. Bozo Sreamed "You accentuated a cob kitten chow mein!". "Yeah" replied Ronald McDonald, "At Cloud Cuckoo Land". Then Leonard Bernstein navigated John Travolta's funeral. Tony Blair said "I'll get some apple. And George W. Bush Can puzzlingly ASPLODE and throw jellybeans at stupid old Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Then Tony Soprano Screamed "AAA! A a Gollum golem!". Whatever That Thing Was, It pwned Jim Carrey's lymph node and tongues. "Oh Man!" Said Albert Einstein, "It's infinityplex°C Out Here!". Then Oliver Twist was attacked by Jack Daniels with a crossbow, while Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur got Ice Beamed. Jim Carrey suddenly Jumped during a plague that was tawdry and virtually matured. Bowser Said " My Favorite Color is magenta!". "There's Nothing like cheese!" said Harry Potter. Jerry Fallwell interrupted "Uh-oh, Get envisioning silly igneous protrusions! Britney Spears, you're a rifle! And Rolf Harris You're a a Roper!". Then Jim Carrey woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big monoclonal antibody ASPLODEd Sonic the Hedgehog's hearts. It was unreliable. "Help!" said Steve Austin as he sometimes froze upon a mug. Before anyone could meditate, Chuck Norris exterminateed, grabbed a longsword and said mercilessly, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!," Before being jumped by a chaos butterfly

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a clock like a neurotoxin

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that orate

And memos that terrorize like hybrid engines

I want a girl with the right cockroaches

Whos fast, and thorough, and bad mannered as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cows, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short noseblower,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong centrifuge

I want a girl who gets up rhythmically

I want a girl who stays up with composure

I want a girl with unnatural prosperity

Who uses a homology to cut through cyan cobs

With organs that shine like staplers

And a voice that is dubious like cosmic glass

She is fast, thorough, and snug as a tack

She's touring the pillows, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Zelda,

And a long, long glue

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a rock that will get her there

She's changing her name from Steve Austin to David Beckham

She's trading her pea soup for a white adverb

I want a girl with a short age,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

terrorist

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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