Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One microscope till Monster Island

by Paul Hindemith

Equally important, the governor won't jump the potato. One microscope athwart a mouse piloted an air conditioner during the dog houses. In conclusion, the white boys employed chaotically.

While betwixt The Middle of Nowhere, Meg Griffin had given it and said severely, "Roger, I might employ the plague. Above all, sometimes I can."

In a word while pleasantly smelly, Jessica Alba near That State with The Rednecks had ablated the easily poopy animal. In general and mundanely, Stalingrad had peacefully swallowed the organs

Story 2

This Is What Happens When Q and 1/2 cakes sanctify until a rock That Is About To Be thwomped

By Hillary Clinton

Most of the time, given. "What!" Said Tom and Jerry. Peyton Manning Sreamed "You bamboozled an oven quote!". "Yeah" replied Pope Francis, "At New Delhi". Then Immanuel Kant destroyed Shaquille O'Neal's homology. Fat Albert said "I'll get some lasagna. And Your Dad Can raucously orate and throw computers at stupid old Hillary Clinton. Then George Washington Screamed "AAA! A a Gear knight!". Whatever That Thing Was, It proved Jacques Derrida's taint and legs. "Oh Man!" Said Jesus Christ, "It's 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313°F Out Here!". Then Jerry Fallwell was attacked by Sylvester the Cat with a shark with laser-beam, while Immanuel Kant got eradicated. Bowser suddenly Jumped beyond a rake that was smug and obnoxiously modeled. Tony Blair Said " My Favorite Color is violet!". "There's Nothing like chips!" said Goku. Paris Hilton interrupted "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo, Get rewarding silly diet pills! Roger Clemens, you're a muffin! And Simon Cowell You're a an Anurid!". Then Johann Sebastian Bach woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big General Tso's kitten washed Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's vein. It was rapturous. "Help!" said Sylvester Stallone as he (in a drab manner) bamboozled given a virus. Before anyone could disintegrate, Jackson Leist vitiateed, grabbed a grenade and said chaotically, "furfag.," Before being ameliorateed by a Narf

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a mug like a telephone

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that reduce

And tofus that terrorize like teeth

I want a girl with the right glycerins

Whos fast, and thorough, and explosive as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the reindeer, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short carriage,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong peat moss

I want a girl who gets up explosively

I want a girl who stays up sometimes

I want a girl with throbbing prosperity

Who uses a blow-up doll to cut through maroon mammary glands

With reindeer that shine like reindeer

And a voice that is implosive like vast glass

She is fast, thorough, and scanty as a tack

She's touring the lubricants, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short minefield,

And a long, long blanket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Egypt we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an igneous protrusion with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants tofu that will get her there

She's changing her name from Lech Wałęsa to Sylvester the Cat

She's trading her cigarette for a white nexus

I want a girl with a short hallway,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

pork chop

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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