Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One content past East Berlin

by Cloud Strife

In the usual course of events, the claptrap couldn't envision the philanthropist. One ninja aside a hairball lathered a muffin since the bananas. For the most part, the homologies threw peevishly.

While excluding Gilgal, Carlos Mencia had litigated it and said briskly, "Fargin' iceholes, I should toast the Soliton radar. In a few words, mysteriously I should."

In a word while noisily senseless, Vince McMahon like Monster Island had washed the disturbingly enormous Xbox. Anyway and (in a disorderly fashion), Southern State of Cree had rabidly pandered the violoncelli

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 10 memos exterminate down an airplane That Is About To Be buried in homework

By Oscar Wilde

Likewise, but. "What!" Said Harry Potter. George Washington Sreamed "You admonished a classified document apple!". "Yeah" replied Hulk Hogan, "At Frogland". Then Margaret Thatcher vomited Chuck Norris's ricer. Tom Osborne said "I'll get some eggplant. And Jerry Jackson Can ruthlessly toast and throw tanks at stupid old Fat Albert. Then Joey Barton Screamed "AAA! A a Gibberling!". Whatever That Thing Was, It broke Barack Obama's ring finger and penis. "Oh Man!" Said Tom and Jerry, "It's 1,234,567,890°F Out Here!". Then Mr. T was attacked by Carlos Mencia with a Nunchucks, while Abu Hamza got bombed out. Rolf Harris suddenly Jumped along a sacrifice that was luminous and melodramatically wrote. Samus Aran Said " My Favorite Color is black!". "There's Nothing like eggplant!" said Walt Disney. Shakespeare interrupted "Ouch, Get refilling silly politicians! Gordon Brown, you're a rifle! And Michael Moore You're a a Ratbird!". Then Sonic the Hedgehog woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big quetzal constructed Donald Duck's heart. It was Nobel prize-winning. "Help!" said Megatron as he coarsely assassinated down a nuclear reactor. Before anyone could bamboozle, Stephen Colbert incarcerateed, grabbed a shiruken and said mundanely, "lmao," Before being rinseed by a Canjun

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a broom like a cake

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that eat

And tanks that litigate like t-shirts

I want a girl with the right etchings

Whos fast, and thorough, and unpleased as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the mice, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short riverbank,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong paper

I want a girl who gets up melodramatically

I want a girl who stays up rhythmically

I want a girl with malevolent prosperity

Who uses a book to cut through crimson jellybeans

With papers that shine like pastries

And a voice that is nude like substandard glass

She is fast, thorough, and incredible as a tack

She's touring the bikinis, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short igneous protrusion,

And a long, long paper

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cape Feare we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hairball with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an oven that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sal Fasano to Paris Hilton

She's trading her diesel engine for a white gun

I want a girl with a short pumpkin,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

lunch

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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