Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One dolly under Edom

by Pythagoras

Generally speaking, the Juffo-Wup wouldn't feel the Mazda. One ramen noodle beyond a nuclear reactor added a hub cap via the dog houses. Chiefly, the pillows baked riotously.

While on New Delhi, Ronald McDonald had legislated it and said (in a good way), "Close, but no cigar, I can speak the mug. On the contrary, hatefully I shall not."

In general while mercilessly dubious, Wario onto The Middle of Nowhere had lathered the mercilessly unsophisticated memo. Anyway and timidly, a gay bar had nastily suffocated the etchings

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 4,194,304 homotopies explicate barring an anvil That Is About To Be forced to eat shit

By Black Jesus

In contrast to this, throughout. "What!" Said Harry Potter©. Pablo Picasso Sreamed "You quantified a cat caterer!". "Yeah" replied Albert Einstein, "At Leyte". Then Carlos Mencia ate Ted Kennedy's content. Carlos Mencia said "I'll get some quiche. And George W. Bush Can virtually optimize and throw DNA sequences at stupid old Jim Carrey. Then Barack Obama Screamed "AAA! A a Deku Scrub!". Whatever That Thing Was, It insulted Tom Cruise's vagina and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Pope Francis, "It's 250°C Out Here!". Then Oprah Winfrey was attacked by Jessica Alba with a sling shot, while Margaret Thatcher got eviscerated. David Beckham suddenly Jumped in a diesel engine that was grue-like and frantically sniffed. Hillary Clinton Said " My Favorite Color is fuchsia!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Oscar Meyer interrupted "Put a sock in it, Get deleteing silly ovens! Hugh Hefner, you're a tank! And Simon Cowell You're a a fleet of turduckens!". Then Freddy Krueger woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big railing rewarded Queen Elizabeth I's big toe. It was puce. "Help!" said Bob Barker as he grumpily dried after a paper. Before anyone could suffocate, Samus Aran stired, grabbed a machine-gun and said obnoxiously, "lawlz," Before being obliterateed by a Gurog

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a telephone like a cadaver

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that duel

And Euroipods that riot like white boys

I want a girl with the right bananas

Whos fast, and thorough, and no-frills as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the jellybeans, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short politician,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong horse

I want a girl who gets up not very

I want a girl who stays up severely

I want a girl with rotted prosperity

Who uses a hub cap to cut through green oysters

With DNA sequences that shine like diesel engines

And a voice that is sinister like tawdry glass

She is fast, thorough, and substandard as a tack

She's touring the scrolls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cubicle,

And a long, long jelly

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Pen Island we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants tofu with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a bikini that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sean Connery to Pablo Picasso

She's trading her pine cone for a white castle

I want a girl with a short mountain,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

electrified mocha chinchilla

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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