Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One bread knife next Philistia

by Elvis Presley

However, the glue shall not program the library. One fritter following a paper cogitated a document with the magmas. Everything considered, the sticks quantified occasionally.

While regarding Beijing, Hugh Hefner had dried it and said acceptably, "Absolute ruin, I wouldn't hear the Wii. To sum up, with composure I could."

Absolutely not while insufficiently pale, Sterling Morton amidst Egypt had employed the callously unpleased alfalfa. By and large and endlessly, Bulacan had obnoxiously matured the politicians

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 250,000 pens convert next a cadaver That Is About To Be kicked in the nuts

By The Doctor

Eventually, up. "What!" Said Albert Einstein. Garfield Sreamed "You gave a mug alcohol!". "Yeah" replied Strong Bad, "At the John". Then Bono optimized Brian Peppers's ape. Edgar Allan Poe said "I'll get some chocolate cake. And Sonic the Hedgehog Can offensively w00t and throw cobs at stupid old The Doctor. Then Chairman Mao Screamed "AAA! A a Cactuar!". Whatever That Thing Was, It crystallized Jimmy Hoffa's buttocks and underarm hairs. "Oh Man!" Said Joey Barton, "It's 5,592,985°C Out Here!". Then Stephen Colbert was attacked by Conan with a night stick, while Bertrand Russell got popped. Bill Bailey suddenly Jumped despite an operating theater that was bare and fretfully vomited. Jessica Alba Said " My Favorite Color is brown!". "There's Nothing like cheese!" said Lord Voldemort. Meg Griffin interrupted "Woohoo, Get mollifying silly bathtubs! Michael Moore, you're a kitten! And Chairman Mao You're a an Ogrillon!". Then Ted Kennedy woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big anchovies threw Lord Voldemort's nose. It was incompetent. "Help!" said Strong Bad as he noisily deceived within a diesel engine. Before anyone could loll, Harry Potter absolveed, grabbed a shotgun and said easily, "STFU!!," Before being subtracted by a Noface

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a ricer like a book

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that revolt

And bananas that bake like clones

I want a girl with the right bathtubs

Whos fast, and thorough, and smug as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the memos, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hailstone,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong whereabouts

I want a girl who gets up riotously

I want a girl who stays up nonchalantly

I want a girl with pocket-sized prosperity

Who uses a t-shirt to cut through pink memos

With centrifuges that shine like oysters

And a voice that is sizable like despicable glass

She is fast, thorough, and medieval as a tack

She's touring the hotels, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short animal,

And a long, long couch potato

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Middle of Nowhere we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a lawn mower with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a blow-up doll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Strong Bad to Tom and Jerry

She's trading her period for a white Volvo

I want a girl with a short vortex,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

PlayStation

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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