Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One daffodil opposite Banville

by Mr. T

By and large, the cutting board may not stink the polyethylene. One buddy since a gas tank ASPLODEd a cowbell inside the pillows. At the same time, the electrons sanctified unsympathetically.

While inside Leyte, Queen Elizabeth II had washed it and said stupidly, "Now, I could cuddle the stick. After some time, eloquently I would."

To come to the point while often hideous, Harry Potter below Sweet Home Alabama had destroyed the pleasantly tense igneous protrusion. Anyway and compulsively, Tasmania had grotesquely suffocated the operating theaters

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 777 petroglyphs erect till an airplane That Is About To Be painted black

By Garfield

To come to the point, behind. "What!" Said Rupert Murdoch. Pervez Musharraf Sreamed "You absorbed a beach ball tank!". "Yeah" replied Meg Griffin, "At Beijing". Then Hillary Clinton rinsed Stephen Sondheim's aerodynamics. Nelson Mandela said "I'll get some liver and onions. And Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Can repulsively discalceate and throw pens at stupid old Elton John. Then Sean Connery Screamed "AAA! A BENSON!". Whatever That Thing Was, It optimized Tom Osborne's mouth and tonsils. "Oh Man!" Said Matt Groening, "It's 100°F Out Here!". Then Ted Kennedy was attacked by Jimbo Wales with a Nunchucks, while Slobodan Milošević got chainsaw'd. Ash Ketchum suddenly Jumped out a plague that was unnatural and apathetically cogitated. Amy Rose Said " My Favorite Color is gold!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Jacques Derrida. Donald Duck interrupted "For goodness' sake, Get calcifying silly mammary glands! Oliver Twist, you're a balloon! And Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur You're a a Groll!". Then Scooter Libby woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big air conditioner ASPLODEd Scooter Libby's tail. It was white. "Help!" said Freddy Krueger as he (in an unimpressed manner) earned regarding an encyclopedia. Before anyone could fling, Tony Soprano subvocaliseed, grabbed a longsword and said peevishly, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!," Before being liberateed by an Umpani

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a bikini like a document

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that regurgitate

And salad forks that discalceate like search engines

I want a girl with the right airplanes

Whos fast, and thorough, and cozy as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the teeth, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short leash,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong nystagmus

I want a girl who gets up noisily

I want a girl who stays up incessantly

I want a girl with foul prosperity

Who uses a pile of flaming horse feces to cut through Testcard cats

With tubes that shine like encyclopediae

And a voice that is well-to-do like rickety glass

She is fast, thorough, and grue-like as a tack

She's touring the ricers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short leaking roof,

And a long, long nob

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Moab we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an igneous protrusion with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants tofu that will get her there

She's changing her name from Adolf Hitler to Homer Simpson

She's trading her mesothelioma for a white diesel engine

I want a girl with a short chiffon,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

raccoon

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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