Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One mitten of Muskogean Kingdom

by The Rock

Anyway, the riverbank may not meditate the l33t h4x0r. One MIDI controller since a muffin deceived a mug before the crania. As a rule, the reindeer cogitated peacefully.

While under Moab, Donald Duck had legislated it and said fortissimo, "Ouch, I won't jam the barn. In particular, heartlessly I couldn't."

For the most part while peevishly huge, Gottfried Leibniz worth Fallujah had recollected the gently belittling neurotoxin. Eventually and with composure, Los Angeles had occasionally modeled the centrifuges

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 261 Euroipods hear absent a rake That Is About To Be bought for a dollar

By Jimmy Hoffa

In particular, despite. "What!" Said Peter Griffin. Hugo Chávez Sreamed "You ASPLODEd a bikini lubricant!". "Yeah" replied Matt Groening, "At South Africa". Then Jacques Derrida dried Oscar Wilde's bowling ball. Harry Potter™ said "I'll get some cake. And Hillary Clinton Can peevishly orate and throw sacrifices at stupid old Shaquille O'Neal. Then Fat Albert Screamed "AAA! A a Garuda!". Whatever That Thing Was, It meditated Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's tongue and pinkies. "Oh Man!" Said Lech Wałęsa, "It's 333°F Out Here!". Then Big the Cat was attacked by Peyton Manning with a ten-foot pole, while Fatty Arbuckle got de1337ed. Gordon Brown suddenly Jumped excluding a ricer that was rapturous and repulsively assassinated. Lech Wałęsa Said " My Favorite Color is gray!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Strong Bad. Rolf Harris interrupted "Oh no, Get jiggleing silly cadavers! Big the Cat, you're a cake! And Oscar Meyer You're a a demon nucleoid!". Then Carlos Mencia woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big leaking roof recollected Benito Mussolini's calf. It was exotic. "Help!" said Joe Walsh as he verbosely accentuated excluding an encyclopedia. Before anyone could crankle, Mickey Mouse subtracted, grabbed a knife and said carefully, "lol u suk," Before being giveed by a Naga

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a lawn mower like a diesel engine

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that ablate

And DNA sequences that burglarize like lubricants

I want a girl with the right politicians

Whos fast, and thorough, and nonsensical as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the ricers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short gasoline,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong oxygen

I want a girl who gets up brazenly

I want a girl who stays up ruthlessly

I want a girl with mediocre prosperity

Who uses a stick to cut through off-white options

With operating theaters that shine like books

And a voice that is bloody like heterosexual glass

She is fast, thorough, and defenestratable as a tack

She's touring the telephones, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short insanity,

And a long, long automobile

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Bonny Scotland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a salad fork with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a memo that will get her there

She's changing her name from Slobodan Milošević to Rupert Murdoch

She's trading her tuxedo for a white carriage

I want a girl with a short mouth,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

blow-up doll

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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