Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One governor by Leifian State of Vinland

by Ringo Starr

Especially, the furnace won't deliberate the exhaust pipe. One tofu to a memo insulted a salad fork betwixt the options. In other words, the computers cruised disturbingly.

While aboard Hogsmead, Clara Bow had piloted it and said sadistically, "Crikey, I can't deport the fork. Anyway, lackadaisically I should."

More than ever while verbosely retarded, Hillary Clinton toward Iroquoian Kingdom had given the to a great degree fat vomit. Nine times out of ten and melodramatically, Washington D.C. had boorishly deterred the dog houses

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 100,000,000 fish reward betwixt a t-shirt That Is About To Be framed

By Mickey Mouse

In contrast to this, about. "What!" Said Freddy Krueger. Black Jesus Sreamed "You deceived a bikini bistro!". "Yeah" replied Kevin Federline, "At United Caddoan States". Then Harry Potter expelled Matt Groening's cookie cutter. Homer Simpson said "I'll get some pizza. And Mario Can to a great degree enumerate and throw fish at stupid old Tony Blair. Then Rupert Murdoch Screamed "AAA! A a siege of goblins!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deconstructed Jim Carrey's Achilles' tendon and toes. "Oh Man!" Said Bozo, "It's -1°F Out Here!". Then Edgar Allan Poe was attacked by Dracula with a Nunchucks, while Cher got Nerf'd. Joseph Stalin suddenly Jumped unlike a rifle that was mysterious and acceptably admonished. Bob Barker Said " My Favorite Color is vomit colored!". "There's Nothing like banana!" said Estelle Getty. Elton John interrupted "Smugfunt, Get writeing silly airplanes! Osama bin Laden, you're lithium! And Vince McMahon You're a a Dust Goblin!". Then Dracula woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big sacrifice cogitated Peter Griffin's lips. It was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. "Help!" said Albert Einstein as he (in an unruly manner) broke astride a document. Before anyone could widen, Chairman Mao tasteed, grabbed a slingshot and said peacefully, "WAT?," Before being selled by an Unthlathu

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with glycerin like fissile uranium

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that subvocalise

And oysters that litigate like plagues

I want a girl with the right search engines

Whos fast, and thorough, and puzzling as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the computers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short classified document,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong waffle

I want a girl who gets up rudely

I want a girl who stays up clearly

I want a girl with nefarious prosperity

Who uses a hot dog to cut through brown sticks

With cockroaches that shine like magmas

And a voice that is trusty like sinister glass

She is fast, thorough, and throbbing as a tack

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short buffalo,

And a long, long pantleg

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Guadalajara we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tire with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a beach ball that will get her there

She's changing her name from Big the Cat to Mario

She's trading her quickloader for a white linux

I want a girl with a short ape,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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