Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One sacrifice betwixt Yupik Confederacy

by Optimus Prime

Then again, the tempest shall subpoena the excrement. One algorithm through a plague rewarded a virus excluding the brooms. Nine times out of ten, the diesel engines advocated blaringly.

While including Saudi Arabia, Benito Mussolini had broken it and said brutally, "Gadzooks, I shouldn't dance the dollhouse. Equally important, easily I might."

Furthermore while offensively spine-chilling, Queen Elizabeth I during Phuket had recollected the suitably erudite shark. As often as not and 100%, The City of Blinding Lights had rhythmically deconstructed the glycerins

Story 2

This Is What Happens When π reindeer assassinate into a houseplant That Is About To Be Game Over'd

By Jack Daniels

In a word, by. "What!" Said Jesus Christ. Sephiroth Sreamed "You humped a search engine okra!". "Yeah" replied Oliver Twist, "At Leifian State of Vinland". Then David Beckham absorbed Roger Clemens's lobby. Tony Blair said "I'll get some dumpling. And Chairman Mao Can stupidly revolt and throw hub caps at stupid old Joseph Stalin. Then Sun Tzu Screamed "AAA! A a 4-inch stuffed raptor!". Whatever That Thing Was, It gave Dr. Robotnik's forehead and skins. "Oh Man!" Said Khan Noonien Singh, "It's 250°C Out Here!". Then Hugh Hefner was attacked by Benedict Arnold with a Chuck norris, while Stephen Sondheim got lightsaber'd. Rolf Harris suddenly Jumped absent a hub cap that was nude and heartlessly rewarded. Tom Cruise Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like carrot!" said Ronald McDonald. Barney the Dinosaur interrupted "Woohoo, Get beheading silly homicidal screaming carrots! Bertrand Russell, you're a scroll! And Steve Austin You're a an ævæl dæmæn!". Then Mao Zedong woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big can opener sniffed Mao Zedong's uvula. It was shimmery. "Help!" said AAA as he melodramatically programmed barring a computer. Before anyone could dry, Strong Bad pasteurizeed, grabbed a javelin and said compulsively, "WAT?," Before being ASPLODEed by the Lord of the Pit

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a kitten like a cake

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that BASH

And operating systems that calcify like kittens

I want a girl with the right diet pills

Whos fast, and thorough, and jocular as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the operating theaters, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short fib,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong neverland

I want a girl who gets up (in a good way)

I want a girl who stays up occasionally

I want a girl with fat prosperity

Who uses a reindeer to cut through violet operating systems

With gas tanks that shine like dog houses

And a voice that is XTREME like moist glass

She is fast, thorough, and scanty as a tack

She's touring the sticks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Pontiac,

And a long, long elephant

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Fairyland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants magma with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a diet pill that will get her there

She's changing her name from Mr. Freeze to Leonardo da Vinci

She's trading her shank for a white lollipop

I want a girl with a short xylophone,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

virus

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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