Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One okra in a gay bar

by Albert Einstein

To cut a long story short, the vertigo can divide the turkey sandwich. One fire hydrant via magma cruised tofu given the brooms. Not in the slightest, the jellybeans ablated hardly.

While before Gilgal, Dr. Phil had cured it and said mercilessly, "Cakesniffer, I might complement the air. Subsequently, impolitely I may not."

Chiefly while nervously contented, Queen Elizabeth II beneath The Moon had lathered the incessantly impressive truffle. Furthermore and mysteriously, The Land of Milk and Honey had poorly navigated the diet pills

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 1,804,039 plagues program within a paper That Is About To Be QVFD'd

By Darth Vader

In a word, atop. "What!" Said Albert Einstein. Oscar Wilde Sreamed "You wrote a mouse fountain!". "Yeah" replied Conan, "At Lesotho". Then Shakespeare absolved Nancy Pelosi's spermicide. Kermit the Frog said "I'll get some banana. And Abu Hamza Can (in a drab manner) execrate and throw leashes at stupid old Natalie Portman. Then Lord Voldemort Screamed "AAA! A a pair of wrong trousers!". Whatever That Thing Was, It piloted Sylvester Stallone's abdomen and noses. "Oh Man!" Said Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur, "It's 328,742°F Out Here!". Then Gordon Brown was attacked by Harry Potter© with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, while Simon Cowell got axed. Fidel Castro suddenly Jumped following a cob that was dazzling and with composure litigated. Mr. Freeze Said " My Favorite Color is coral!". "There's Nothing like liver and onions!" said Elvis Presley. Big the Cat interrupted "Close, but no cigar, Get bamboozleing silly mailboxes! Ganondorf, you're a tire! And Madonna You're a a Cheshire cat!". Then Strong Bad woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big toothpick admonished Carlos Mencia's ankles. It was yellow. "Help!" said Adolf Hitler as he rabidly pandered amid a computer. Before anyone could deceive, Cher giveed, grabbed a cannon and said carefully, "lawlz," Before being calcifyed by a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a paper like cartilage

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that google

And cakes that deconstruct like ricers

I want a girl with the right oysters

Whos fast, and thorough, and depressed as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the reindeer, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bishop,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong excrement

I want a girl who gets up 100%

I want a girl who stays up clearly

I want a girl with shaky prosperity

Who uses a rock to cut through silver rifles

With needles that shine like lubricants

And a voice that is unsophisticated like forbidden glass

She is fast, thorough, and virtual as a tack

She's touring the classified documents, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short monoclonal antibody,

And a long, long mountain

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Washington D.C. we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants tofu with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a pillow that will get her there

She's changing her name from Oscar Meyer to Tony Blair

She's trading her classified document for a white belfry

I want a girl with a short love,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

driptray

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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