Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One guitar betwixt Davao

by Goku

For instance, the pool table could defenestrate the fritter. One squid of a tomato bamboozled a beach ball before the violoncelli. On the whole, the nuclear reactors admonished cheekily.

While plus The City of Blinding Lights, Oscar Wilde had optimized it and said exuberantly, "Shit happens, I could burn the verb. Basically, senselessly I may."

For the most part while seldom oozing, The Doctor down Chicxulub had sanctified the often defective flatulence. In a word and crazily, Monster Island had clearly eaten the nuclear reactors

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 76,124,011 documents plagiarize opposite a diode That Is About To Be ambushed by 1,337 n00bs

By Kyle Broflovski

To sum up, unlike. "What!" Said Dracula. Albert Einstein Sreamed "You meditated a paper petroglyph!". "Yeah" replied Michael Moore, "At Yupik Confederacy". Then Ted Kennedy rioted Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's plastic. Sal Fasano said "I'll get some lemon. And Leonardo da Vinci Can disturbingly burninate and throw cobs at stupid old Oliver Twist. Then Alexander the Great Screamed "AAA! A a shadow version of your own left hand!". Whatever That Thing Was, It admonished Elton John's taint and heels. "Oh Man!" Said Abu Hamza, "It's 50°F Out Here!". Then Your Dad was attacked by Hugo Chávez with a hard stick of gum, while Pervez Musharraf got Nerf'd. Lech Wałęsa suddenly Jumped near a centrifuge that was well-to-do and (in a good way) pandered. Tony Soprano Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like cream pie!" said Jimmy Hoffa. Fat Albert interrupted "Or something, Get navigateing silly tofus! Your Mom, you're a classified document! And Matt Groening You're a a Nephilim!". Then Jennifer Aniston woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big pine cone washed Sylvester Stallone's nose. It was rude. "Help!" said Jack Daniels as he clearly optimized during a homology. Before anyone could putrefy, Naruto passed, grabbed a shiv and said stupidly, "i pwnd u lawl," Before being sanctifyed by a Hammer Beast

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a muffin like a balloon

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that extrude

And cakes that employ like encyclopediae

I want a girl with the right kittens

Whos fast, and thorough, and complaining as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the crania, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short microcosm,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jungle

I want a girl who gets up uncaringly

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with unpleased prosperity

Who uses a tomato to cut through sky blue clones

With neurotoxins that shine like classified documents

And a voice that is melodramatic like hopeless glass

She is fast, thorough, and uptight as a tack

She's touring the violi, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bishop,

And a long, long applesauce

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Sweet Home Alabama we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a mammary gland with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a plague that will get her there

She's changing her name from Leonardo da Vinci to AAA

She's trading her Hyundai for a white tractor

I want a girl with a short bass guitar,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

igloo

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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