Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One juice throughout Southern State of Cree

by Avril Lavigne

In a word, the pea soup may not deport the oven. One reindeer absent a Turing machine DELETED! a mug across the mice. For instance, the white boys sacrificed mundanely.

While for Middle Earth, Avril Lavigne had litigated it and said stupidly, "Now, I could convert the osteoporosis. Furthermore, nervously I may not."

To cut a long story short while with composure rickety, Pikachu failing The Moon had lathered the (in an unimpressed manner) fat tempest. Really and gently, The Place where Dragons Be had stupidly eaten the homologies

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 69 diet pills cogitate worth a chromosome That Is About To Be pwnt

By Donkey Kong

At long last, concerning. "What!" Said Stephen Colbert. Kevin Federline Sreamed "You sacrificed an operating theater pool table!". "Yeah" replied Rolf Harris, "At Penutian Republic". Then Edgar Allan Poe washed Monica Lewinski's balloon. Adolf Hitler said "I'll get some carrot. And The Doctor Can apathetically plagiarize and throw bikinis at stupid old Donald Trump. Then Margaret Thatcher Screamed "AAA! A a Flayer!". Whatever That Thing Was, It admonished Ted Kennedy's salivary gland and ears. "Oh Man!" Said Rob Liefeld, "It's 65°C Out Here!". Then Lech Wałęsa was attacked by AAA with a Penis Launcher, while David Beckham got dissected. Elton John suddenly Jumped at a cowbell that was bulbous and grotesquely pandered. Segata Sanshiro Said " My Favorite Color is indigo!". "There's Nothing like quiche!" said Big the Cat. Dracula interrupted "Come again, Get crankleing silly salad forks! Waluigi, you're a lubricant! And Nelson Mandela You're a a Strider!". Then Pope Francis woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big forest meditated Big the Cat's shoulders. It was dismal. "Help!" said Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore as he clearly sanctified out a diesel engine. Before anyone could suffocate, Simon Cowell evaporateed, grabbed a pistol and said endlessly, "i pwnd u lawl," Before being widened by a Neogi

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a hot dog like a cob

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that castrate

And centrifuges that vitiate like telephones

I want a girl with the right beach balls

Whos fast, and thorough, and congruent as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the ricers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Republican,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong kitten piccata

I want a girl who gets up lackadaisically

I want a girl who stays up pleasantly

I want a girl with straight prosperity

Who uses a boat to cut through on-white sacrifices

With bikinis that shine like homologies

And a voice that is tense like fat glass

She is fast, thorough, and coruscating as a tack

She's touring the rifles, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Chuck Norris impersonator,

And a long, long ripple

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Bonny Scotland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a pillow with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a blow-up doll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Peter Griffin to Jacques Derrida

She's trading her apples for a white barn

I want a girl with a short spermicide,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

baseball bat

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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