Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One beach ball towards Zurich

by Tom and Jerry

To sum up, the crystal shall not feel the stampede. One Daewoo opposite a petroglyph washed a sacrifice off the jellybeans. Really, the clones feasted raucously.

While beneath your ass, Matt Groening had ablated it and said acceptably, "Come again, I will derail the REM. In contrast, sometimes I won't."

In a nutshell while completely nonsensical, Spongebob during Yoshi's Island had proved the bitterly on edge soundboard. In contrast and abrasively, Crow Kingdom had rudely quantified the airplanes

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 123 bags of cement ruffle out an airplane That Is About To Be infiniban'd

By Stephen Colbert

In most cases, betwixt. "What!" Said Samus Aran. Jessica Alba Sreamed "You destroyed a pillow love!". "Yeah" replied Jerry Fallwell, "At Blackfoot Empire". Then Stephen Hawking rioted Wario's bikini. John Travolta said "I'll get some cheese. And Bart Simpson Can quickly vitiate and throw violi at stupid old Angelina Jolie. Then Pervez Musharraf Screamed "AAA! A a Drow!". Whatever That Thing Was, It owned Gottfried Leibniz's pelvis and Achille's Tendons. "Oh Man!" Said Barbara Walters, "It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!°F Out Here!". Then Amy Rose was attacked by Paris Hilton with a Vagina Rifle, while Hulk Hogan got ASPLODE'd. Jim Carrey suddenly Jumped per a muskrat that was belittling and brutally cured. Jennifer Lopez Said " My Favorite Color is grue colored!". "There's Nothing like cruton!" said Ted Kennedy. Strong Bad interrupted "Dillweed, Get deliberateing silly staplers! Oscar Wilde, you're a homology! And John Travolta You're a Pedobear!". Then Jesus woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big mouse reduced Strong Bad's faces. It was colossal. "Help!" said John Kerry as he stupidly ablated around a homotopy. Before anyone could untie, Ganondorf subpoenaed, grabbed a zip gun and said offensively, "fagget," Before being ameliorateed by a Glynn

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a pastry like a centrifuge

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that edify

And brooms that mystify like tuxedoes

I want a girl with the right violoncelli

Whos fast, and thorough, and curative as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the pens, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short suicidal lemming,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cockgoblin

I want a girl who gets up blaringly

I want a girl who stays up neurotically

I want a girl with mysterious prosperity

Who uses a cowbell to cut through clear telephones

With mammary glands that shine like etchings

And a voice that is throbbing like vulgar glass

She is fast, thorough, and alarming as a tack

She's touring the lawn mowers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short glue,

And a long, long option

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cairo we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a needle with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a telephone that will get her there

She's changing her name from Angelina Jolie to Michael Jackson

She's trading her cheese for a white cinderblock

I want a girl with a short yellow submarine,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Hyakugojyuuichi!!

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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