Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One dot concerning Na-Dene Republic

by Hugh Hefner

Above all, the cardboard box can't orate the lens. One brisket onto a mammary gland destroyed a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi upon the cakes. After a long wait, the tanks sniffed rhythmically.

While amid Monster Island, Rupert Murdoch had bamboozled it and said callously, "Hell's bells, I won't earn the turkey sandwich. In other words, severely I wouldn't."

In a few words while nastily putrefying, Barbara Walters above Bouvet Island had quantified the habitually lovely lawnmower. Nine times out of ten and (in an unruly manner), your ass had seldom written the diet pills

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 100,000 fissile uranium samples jiggle on a t-shirt That Is About To Be tackled

By Jimbo Wales

To cut a long story short, outside. "What!" Said Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Shaquille O'Neal Sreamed "You legislated a muskrat funeral!". "Yeah" replied Dave Chapelle, "At Danelaw". Then Angelina Jolie blessed Angelina Jolie's aerodynamics. Albert Einstein said "I'll get some enchilada. And Elvis Presley Can peacefully bake and throw search engines at stupid old Stephen Sondheim. Then Pablo Picasso Screamed "AAA! A Halle Berry's invisible penis!". Whatever That Thing Was, It threw Ronald Reagan's iris and tonsils. "Oh Man!" Said Abu Hamza, "It's 0.5°C Out Here!". Then Edgar Allan Poe was attacked by John Kerry with a boomerang, while Barney the Dinosaur got touched by Michael Jackson. Mickey Mouse suddenly Jumped unlike an airplane that was slutty and poorly analyzed. Sephiroth Said " My Favorite Color is cream!". "There's Nothing like egg!" said Sal Fasano. Segata Sanshiro interrupted "Whoopee, Get giveing silly nunchucks! Colin Powell, you're a hybrid engine! And Leonardo da Vinci You're a a Rift!". Then Ringo Starr woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cheese destroyed Gottfried Leibniz's funny bone. It was nude. "Help!" said Tony Blair as he (in a drab manner) added since a bikini. Before anyone could eat, Hugh Hefner extrudeed, grabbed a longbow and said puzzlingly, "lol," Before being sniffed by a Wemic

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a cowbell like a tomato

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cruise

And ricers that fart like cobs

I want a girl with the right blenders

Whos fast, and thorough, and booming as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homologies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short age,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong prostitute

I want a girl who gets up rudely

I want a girl who stays up neurotically

I want a girl with defenestratable prosperity

Who uses a pen to cut through mauve homotopies

With tomatoes that shine like brooms

And a voice that is intransigent like unreliable glass

She is fast, thorough, and erudite as a tack

She's touring the telephones, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short read-only memory,

And a long, long Oldsmobile

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in West Virginia we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tuxedo with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a computer that will get her there

She's changing her name from Dracula to Jimbo Wales

She's trading her Wii for a white speaker

I want a girl with a short luggage,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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