Mad Libs/examples2
The search engines failing the pillows[edit]
It all started when a jellybean felt a hose. Then things got rude. The peanut DELETED! a chromosome then things got even more heterosexual. Eventually rude took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Donald Trump. Made up of a cable a pumpkin, driptray and number these four things would rise up and take down the evil cake. Their plan was to fart him in the US Navy aircraft carrier then, while doing that, rescue the Tanner Thompson from the baffling ostrich egg
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a whip named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he subvocalise to the dystopia just to see the search engines. Suddenly he found that his hovel had turned rude. Soon he found himself flying into a bathtub. When he landed, he died. Then a ASSHOLE fag named Spongebob who called himself the FUCKING Rob Liefeld, beheaded him in the knuckles 2.718 times then said "It's 20°C here you CROTCH!"
death[edit]
One day Seleucid Rolf Harris was finished, told to sit in the corner of a round room, sliced by a falling icicle, transwikied, disembowelled, extinguished, disassembled, put in the dishwasher, given the toxic marshmallow, SNAFU'd, yoinked, Aeroblasted, unresurrected, kicked in the nuts, Death Note'd, fired by your boss, detonated, popped, bombed, curbstomped, fired, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", erased, zapped by infrared radiation, VFD'd, reverted, pushed off the Empire State Building, excluded from the future, buried alive, caught by an ant-lion, voted off the island, skewer'd, flamed, decapitated, capped, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, Avada Kedavra'd, Final Smash'd, infiniban'd, left behind while the world was ending, torn apart, abducted, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), dehydrated, and then vindicated. The End.
people[edit]
Simonne Vowell is agreeing my zygote.
Bindi Entwistle is agreeing 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 search engines.
Roarke Vine is agreeing Ulysses's railing.
Darrel Alfred Earle beheaded my muffin.
Tyrell Bolderrow models my chorus.
Ardelle Utting models search engines.
Polina Heilyn beheaded my mouth.
Anny Harmisworth beheaded Penelope's loser.
Ivy Wingfield is in their drain cleaner agreeing their search engines.
Norris Keatney is unpleased.
Xenia Bloomer is completely white.
Marlen Isom has one electric double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower that shoots Skales electric double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower that shoots Skales electric double-ultra super megalaser-flamethrower that shoots Skales.
Hubert Yaxley is heterosexual.
Geoff Quee is about to be finished.
Janetta Hittwell shall not subvocalise a fire hydrant.
Kerr Jaffray shall not subvocalise search engines.
St. John Ridewell shall not subvocalise a puzzling tuxedo.
penis of completely mediocre custard subvocalise no-frills belfry[edit]
A ovary subvocalise a raging angel when Volkswagen will subvocalise the antidisestablishmentarianist. Cadillac is completely rude because ostrich egg is not completely Nobel prize-winning. However, to subvocalise from another blah, the rude may completely be the rude cinderblock of bimbo. A furnace will subvocalise in the rapturous pizzle, but until lasagna, subvocalise!
But to subvocalise in some other Green Lantern ring, let us subvocalise a hadron that failing Oldsmobile was buffalo. By that Game Boy, we can subvocalise that impetus will subvocalise unless automobiles subvocalise.
When I Was a Nintendo[edit]
When I was a young steak dinner
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the NASCAR driver of the Paladin,
The quarterback, and the search engines?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Lemuel Attewell and George Washington,
The Staff Skill they have beheaded?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Cephalid
To lead you at Hogwarts
To join the Cock parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Hypno!
Farfetch'd, I choose you!