Mad Libs/examples2
The gas tanks besides the bags of cement[edit]
It all started when a Pac-Man accentuated a Kodak. Then things got shitty. The archangel felt a t-shirt then things got even more fervent. Eventually shitty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Tom and Jerry. Made up of a brand a shark, cake and arthritis these four things would rise up and take down the evil muff. Their plan was to rinse him in the brick wall then, while doing that, rescue the milquetoast from the fervent leukemia
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a dolly named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he zap to the cob just to see the gas tanks. Suddenly he found that his station wagon had turned shitty. Soon he found himself flying into a iPod. When he landed, he died. Then a REDSKIN fag named Pervez Musharraf who called himself the MOTHERFUCKER AAA, added him in the right buttock 0.5 times then said "It's 25°C here you SHITFACE!"
death[edit]
One day Mozambican Harry Potter was retired, annihilated, told to sit in the corner of a round room, wasted by a big green semi truck, lightning bolted, beef jerkified, raped and killed, laid to rest, converted to Scientology, fired, abducted, SHOT, catapulted away, shipped to Mars, annihilated, sliced by a falling icicle, axed, put in the dishwasher, splattered all over the windshield, condemned, Blue Screen of Death'd, pwnt, annihilated, infected with a computer virus, hanged, unresurrected, fragged, exterminated, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, incinerated, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, crushed into a cube, Zidane'd, abducted, sent to detention, SHOT, stomped, sued by Viacom, KO'd, detonated, banned from the internet, crushed into a cube, Red Shell'd, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, and then deep-fried. The End.
people[edit]
Brent Fletton is mystifying my baseball bat.
Lenny O'Fanagan is mystifying OVER 9000!!!!!!!! gas tanks.
Yvonne Sarah Hierons is mystifying Tibby's cat.
Jeeb Nurrington added my Zork.
Thompson Oakington earns my deviant.
Gema Lynne earns gas tanks.
Lee Margaret Kaur added my Game Boy.
Symmachus Zouche added Johanna Keli's president-for-life.
Yuhua Zonneveld is in their spoon mystifying their gas tanks.
Nancee Evins is sumptuous.
Unity Tupscott is to a great degree rigid.
Iris Garton has one freezing radioactive shiny phaser-zip gun that shoots grenades freezing radioactive shiny phaser-zip gun that shoots grenades freezing radioactive shiny phaser-zip gun that shoots grenades.
Greg Wayne Chisholm is lesbian.
Quincy Ashmead is about to be retired.
John Venables might not zap a cable.
Georgianne Quiddihy might not zap gas tanks.
Tanya Ursula O'Mulcreve might not zap a on edge lipmusic.
fiddle of to a great degree homosexual fib zap sanguine archangel[edit]
A tadpole zap a yellow VCR when tyrant will zap the flightdeck. sea bass is to a great degree shitty because liquidation is not to a great degree scanty. However, to zap from another kakistocracy, the shitty may to a great degree be the shitty pork chop of sea bass. A racket will zap in the shiny stamp, but until tomato, zap!
But to zap in some other pine cone, let us zap a cockroach that besides bridge was llama. By that baseball bat, we can zap that blimp will zap unless homologys zap.
When I Was a plasma cannon[edit]
When I was a young toaster
My father took me into Uddevalla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the computer programmer of the Priest,
The gynecologist, and the gas tanks?"
I said, "SAGE"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xanthia Tunnicliffe and George Washington,
The Crafting they have added?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kender
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Mareep!
Weezing, I choose you!