Mad Libs/examples2
The papers failing the politicians[edit]
It all started when a nuclear reactor matured a boardwalk. Then things got rhyming. The brand cogitated a showdown then things got even more vigilant. Eventually rhyming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Osama bin Laden. Made up of a muffin a raccoon, read-only memory and cardboard box these four things would rise up and take down the evil cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. Their plan was to lick him in the glue then, while doing that, rescue the pastry from the pugnacious drain cleaner
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a aerodynamics named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he dance to the buddy just to see the papers. Suddenly he found that his temple had turned rhyming. Soon he found himself flying into a bistro. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNTING ASSCRACK fag named Michael Jackson who called himself the CUNT CRAPPER George Washington, ablated him in the belly button 331,337 times then said "It's 1,336°C here you CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT!"
death[edit]
One day Portuguese Oprah Winfrey was hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, disassembled, KO'd, lol'd, sliced by a falling icicle, gutted, dissected, SolarBeamed, Nerf'd, turned off, voted off the island, torch'd, dipped in acid, derailed, mowed, torn apart, smothered, defeated, given drain bamage, laid to rest, sent to the Day of Lavos, pwnt, lightning bolted, turned into a brony, put in the dishwasher, raped and killed, skewer'd, disenchanted, nuked, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, sent to Pluto, thwomped, trapped without food or drink, outsmarted by a 5th grader, incinerated, torch'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, Eye Beam'd, granted 72 virgins by Allah, trapped under a glass dome, condemned, fired, farted on for 331,337 centuries, granted 72 virgins by Allah, and then shot...by cancer. The End.
people[edit]
Febe Orney is destroying my galleon.
Omarosa [insert surname here] is destroying 13 papers.
Simona Yourell is destroying Hema's Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
Douglas Zebedee ablated my shark.
Uranus Yuille deters my tyrant.
Vann Ross deters papers.
Rilo Francklin ablated my rubber duck.
Mary Sue Brannagh ablated Xena's vortex.
Elliott Wheelton is in their frying pan destroying their papers.
Culbert Jafessen is sexy.
Priscilla Licence is offensively clammy.
Brittny Zala has one biological light quantum-flamethrower that shoots slingshots biological light quantum-flamethrower that shoots slingshots biological light quantum-flamethrower that shoots slingshots.
Emily Susan Ussher is a prostitute.
Quin Zebedee is about to be hung, drawn and quartered by Grues.
Elroy Ankers shouldn't dance a dictator.
Xanthia Laugheran shouldn't dance papers.
Nattalie Cummings shouldn't dance a uncivilized peacock.
bottle of offensively melodramatic corndog dance slutty needle[edit]
A verb dance a rapturous arc welder when flatulence will dance the stampede. glass orb is offensively rhyming because kitten is not offensively smug. However, to dance from another Furby, the rhyming may offensively be the rhyming banana of apple. A shark will dance in the opaque philanthropist, but until Pac-Man, dance!
But to dance in some other riddle, let us dance a electron that failing holster was library. By that comma, we can dance that cookie cutter will dance unless lipmusics dance.
When I Was a neverland[edit]
When I was a young gyroscope
My father took me into Karlstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the NASCAR driver of the Man of God,
The computer programmer, and the papers?"
I said, "1447 skillz! yeah!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vere Molseed and Bill Clinton,
The Resistance to AAAAAAAAA! they have ablated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Sirine
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Goddamn parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Slugma!
Natu, I choose you!