Mad Libs/examples2
The pastries near the sticks[edit]
It all started when a cellulite agreed a cat. Then things got fake. The kakistocracy blessed a dominatrix then things got even more implosive. Eventually fake took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bart Simpson. Made up of a cutting board a microwave, contradiction and truffle these four things would rise up and take down the evil kumquat. Their plan was to loll him in the heretic then, while doing that, rescue the dot from the inept band
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a arcade named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he rape to the yellow submarine just to see the pastries. Suddenly he found that his eel had turned fake. Soon he found himself flying into a microscope. When he landed, he died. Then a I AM CORNHOLIO! fag named John Travolta who called himself the FUCKER Bertrand Russell, froze him in the DNA n times then said "It's 1,134°C here you CUNTBUCKET!"
death[edit]
One day Kittenolivian Jacques Derrida was Surfed, burninated, Raigeki'd, detonated, lol'd, Bob-omb'd, obliterated, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, turned into a brony, Game Over'd, kicked in the nuts, buried in homework, electric chair'd, h4xx0rd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, VFD'd, deleted, told to sit in the corner of a round room, shot...by cancer, cheated on, Red Shell'd, sent to Pluto, Death Note'd, crapped on, QVFD'd, hit by a car, pecked to death by 6 chickens, Bob-omb'd, hit by a Care Bear Stare, retired, eradicated, BENSONATED, chased by 300 pedestrians, Final Smash'd, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, removed from the game, totally freakin' pwn'd, drownded, sent packing, bombed, bought for a dollar, crucified, sent to the Day of Lavos, burninated, and then poned by a bade speeler. The End.
people[edit]
Wilborn Foulkes is sanctifying my VCR.
Tarin Chorwell is sanctifying 709871523 pastries.
Phylicia Zala is sanctifying Vivian's Chevrolet.
Quintin Shortall froze my minecart.
Yvonne Sarah Garne attacks my vortex.
Graves Delanty attacks pastries.
Lawrentina Lindsay froze my disaster.
Ovid Upcroft froze Tonette's leaking roof.
Waddell Umney is in their mop sanctifying their pastries.
Gus O'Hehiir is on edge.
Farhana O'Lynskey is incessantly coruscating.
Cawanna Cafferty has one electric pirate-flamethrower electric pirate-flamethrower electric pirate-flamethrower.
Blythe Couzens is a prostitute.
Revel Alp is about to be Surfed.
Earlene Kettlewhite can rape a mop.
Vito Lomasney can rape pastries.
Penina Eke can rape a unbalanced Volvo.
nostril of incessantly sacrificed houseplant rape Tom Cruise crazy scroll[edit]
A buddy rape a XTREME vomit when death plane will rape the eel. nostril is incessantly fake because Turing machine is not incessantly tacky. However, to rape from another apples, the fake may incessantly be the fake fib of tennis racket. A chisel will rape in the poopy Volvo, but until homology, rape!
But to rape in some other hero, let us rape a guide that near lasagna was answer. By that armpit hair, we can rape that speaker will rape unless contrabands rape.
When I Was a orc[edit]
When I was a young philanthropist
My father took me into Norrköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the waiter of the Priest,
The coach, and the pastries?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vana Calverwell and Avril Lavigne,
The Drinking Skill they have froze?
Because one day, I'll leave you a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Venonat!
Remoraid, I choose you!