Mad Libs/examples2
The lawn mowers failing the tuxedoes[edit]
It all started when a espresso matured a neurotoxin. Then things got heterosexual. The mop ate a fritter then things got even more vast. Eventually heterosexual took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rolf Harris. Made up of a age a monster, ninja and igneous protrusion these four things would rise up and take down the evil PINGA. Their plan was to complement him in the asparagus then, while doing that, rescue the hallway from the bloody dominatrix
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a iPod named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he negate to the steak knife just to see the lawn mowers. Suddenly he found that his crab cake had turned heterosexual. Soon he found himself flying into a penis. When he landed, he died. Then a DOG SHIT fag named Harry Potter™ who called himself the CROTCH Gottfried Leibniz, agreed him in the eyeball 69,420 times then said "It's 15°C here you BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA!"
death[edit]
One day Estonian Emperor Palpatine was poned by a bade speeler, curbstomped, infiniban'd, banned from the internet, Aeroblasted, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), ASPLODE'd, compressed into a single point, fired, shot...by cancer, imploded, converted to Scientology, compressed into a single point, downvoted, eaten by Scrooble, ambushed by 1,000,000,000 n00bs, given the toxic marshmallow, vandalized, planarly isolated, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, curbstomped, put in the dishwasher, fired by your boss, fragged, banned for 24 days, killed in the sixth book, hexed, fucked, overthrown, buried alive, evicted, overthrown, deep-fried, Blue Screen of Death'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, Zidane'd, BALEETED, killed half-to-death twice, yoinked, bought for a dollar, given the toxic marshmallow, shanked, owned, pecked to death by 1,336 chickens, and then fucked. The End.
people[edit]
Sheryl Nichols is freezing my dot.
Baryl Preston is freezing 328,742 lawn mowers.
Saxona Inckwell is freezing Ophira's answer.
Rue Goodgame agreed my politician.
Senay Fulcher pwns my tire.
Ashley Brendan Doyley pwns lawn mowers.
Yves Offington agreed my octohedron.
Zach Rayner agreed Handell's sarcoma.
Kathie Yuille is in their age freezing their lawn mowers.
Kandi Ellens is offensive.
Jackie Carrigy is often hairless.
Odet Gowland has one poisonous ballistic secret phaser-bow that shoots Blast Ended Skrewts poisonous ballistic secret phaser-bow that shoots Blast Ended Skrewts poisonous ballistic secret phaser-bow that shoots Blast Ended Skrewts.
Nanci Peers is genderqueer.
Ova Shurvell is about to be poned by a bade speeler.
Lacie Quinane won't negate a cabinet.
Zayne Lightney won't negate lawn mowers.
Tena Mulreany won't negate a cheery truffle.
monorail of often cut-rate gymnasium negate intransigent hailstone[edit]
A gun negate a demoralizing stampede when Volvo will negate the antibody. paper is often heterosexual because frying pan is not often purple. However, to negate from another CD, the heterosexual may often be the heterosexual ape of truffle. A Hyundai will negate in the macabre airplane, but until corndog, negate!
But to negate in some other escape pod, let us negate a feng shui that failing brickbat was mesothelioma. By that beach ball, we can negate that fat will negate unless boars negate.
When I Was a waterfall[edit]
When I was a young asparagus
My father took me into Avesta City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the button fastener of the Bishop,
The button fastener, and the lawn mowers?"
I said, "ur gay. lol"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Sherice Denholm and Your Mom,
The Muscle they have agreed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a carnivorous butterfly
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Lickitung!
Dunsparce, I choose you!