Mad Libs/examples2
The homicidal screaming carrots without the needles[edit]
It all started when a sweet and sour chicken cured a cow. Then things got contrived. The facepalm legislated a amplifier then things got even more inept. Eventually contrived took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a mesothelioma a curry, lobby and PINGA these four things would rise up and take down the evil search engine. Their plan was to quantify him in the gork then, while doing that, rescue the vulva from the puce boat
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a rabbit named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he break to the apple juice just to see the homicidal screaming carrots. Suddenly he found that his operating system had turned contrived. Soon he found himself flying into a lobster. When he landed, he died. Then a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS fag named Ted Kennedy who called himself the CHOAD Stephen Hawking, discombobulated him in the frontal lobe 300 times then said "It's 0.5°C here you TIT DIRT!"
death[edit]
One day Senegalese Abu Hamza was shanked, raped and killed, voted off the island, uninvited to the party, ambushed by 5 n00bs, Zidane'd, decapitated, farted on for 13 centuries, touched by Michael Jackson, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, 999'd in the upside-down world, ambushed by 95 n00bs, deported, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", cancelled, ASPLODE'd, thrown into the fire pit, bombed out, killed half-to-death twice, tarred and feathered, assassinated, End Task'd, Zidane'd, drawn and quartered, curbstomped, Game Over'd, sniped, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, curbstomped, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, pwnt to death, eaten by a bout of avian flu, sprayed with pesticides, fucked, voted off the island, catapulted away, QVFD'd, hexed, Surfed, decimated, sworded, totally freakin' pwn'd, BENSONATED, and then spammed. The End.
people[edit]
Cawanna Justice is constructing my zoot suit.
Tracey Kidd is constructing 893,231 homicidal screaming carrots.
Larmelynne Stanford is constructing Alita's infinity.
Jaymes Dowdney discombobulated my fealty.
Gabby Gawle attempts my fiddle.
Whitaker Tuffnell attempts homicidal screaming carrots.
Olathe Tyrewell discombobulated my salad fork.
Tari Franklin discombobulated Cotton's potato.
Windsor Worsley is in their katzenjammer constructing their homicidal screaming carrots.
Isadore Zebedee is expensive.
Ursula Espwell is acceptably ineffective.
Kellam Inverclyde has one electric indestructible double-ultra super megaquantum-crossbow electric indestructible double-ultra super megaquantum-crossbow electric indestructible double-ultra super megaquantum-crossbow.
Zayden [insert surname here] is a terrorist.
Freda Nerring is about to be shanked.
Eagen Yeatman might not break a homotopy.
Jonny Thierry might not break homicidal screaming carrots.
York Elisworth might not break a dead bomb.
okra of acceptably obscene league break mundane Doppelgänger[edit]
A ninja break a dazzling bridge when lunch will break the jelly. Mazda is acceptably contrived because gamelan is not acceptably nude. However, to break from another guru, the contrived may acceptably be the contrived alfalfa of cable. A monoclonal antibody will break in the contagious brisket, but until asparagus, break!
But to break in some other beagle, let us break a mesothelioma that without blah was Sparta. By that daydream, we can break that dot will break unless mountains break.
When I Was a suicidal lemming[edit]
When I was a young apples
My father took me into Linköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the n00b of the Paladin,
The n00b, and the homicidal screaming carrots?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Oafe Pebody and Jimmy Hoffa,
The Ultrashot Skill they have discombobulated?
Because one day, I'll leave you an anti-escape orb
To lead you on Mount Everest
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Corsola!
Venonat, I choose you!