Mad Libs/examples2
The air conditioners above the memos[edit]
It all started when a lisp agreed a station wagon. Then things got wet. The lollipop sniffed a flatulence then things got even more joyful. Eventually wet took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named This Guy. Made up of a lubricant a shark, cellphone and raid these four things would rise up and take down the evil asparagus. Their plan was to fling him in the council of national reconstruction then, while doing that, rescue the milquetoast from the moist shark
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a tempest named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fling to the plastic just to see the air conditioners. Suddenly he found that his egg had turned wet. Soon he found himself flying into a factoid. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKING A fag named Bill Clinton who called himself the BLOWJOB Hulk Hogan, beheaded him in the pelvis 35 times then said "It's -∞°F here you [expletive deleted]!"
death[edit]
One day Russian Barbara Walters was flamed, torn apart, infiniban'd, thrown into the fire pit, eviscerated, votekicked, shanked, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, nuked, thwacked over the head with a broom, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, Zidane'd, Ice Beamed, evicted, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, covered in tar and feathers, axed, gutted, planarly isolated, huffed, banned for 24 days, derailed, Ice Beamed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, disenchanted, shot...by cancer, stung by mosquitoes, Bankrupted, stoned, QVFD'd, electrocuted by 90 Grues, detonated, stomped, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, trapped under a glass dome, hanged, Rick Roll'd, flattened by a falling piano, votekicked, turned off, Eye Beam'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, Eye Beam'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, and then extinguished. The End.
people[edit]
Yuhua Caverhill is vomiting my copyist.
Ulysses Arden is vomiting 100,000 air conditioners.
Yeanella Julyan is vomiting Maggie's belfry.
Caz Fogarty beheaded my belfry.
Velvet Jeeney pimps my fiasco.
Belinda Lee Jewel pimps air conditioners.
Tanisha Jobling beheaded my Volkswagen.
Laurinde Redahan beheaded Vinesse's jellybean.
Quintin Grisold is in their rabbit vomiting their air conditioners.
Quincy Zorkin is crazed.
Karren Freebody is grotesquely rude.
Sammi Yarham has one electric heavy glue gun that shoots pistols electric heavy glue gun that shoots pistols electric heavy glue gun that shoots pistols.
Laverne Feltwell is a prostitute.
Farrah Burlington is about to be flamed.
Iljana Farmer wouldn't fling a space.
Unity Addiscott wouldn't fling air conditioners.
Xenia Keogh wouldn't fling a ineffective lubricant.
frying pan of grotesquely rigid bamboo fling oblivious lollipop[edit]
A mongoose fling a cosmic liquid goo when zipper will fling the hailstone. t-shirt is grotesquely wet because amplifier is not grotesquely natural. However, to fling from another ribaldry, the wet may grotesquely be the wet round house of adjective. A roundhouse kick will fling in the substandard fealty, but until chessboard, fling!
But to fling in some other lubricant, let us fling a station wagon that above noseblower was Ford Pinto. By that boat, we can fling that vector field will fling unless shanks fling.
When I Was a leash[edit]
When I was a young riddle
My father took me into Kumla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the n00b of the God,
The milkyman, and the air conditioners?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zoe Kelney and Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo,
The Ninja Skill they have beheaded?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Dendroid
To lead you on the Moon
To join the Cockmongler parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Sandslash!
Zubat, I choose you!