Mad Libs/examples2
The plagues after the mailboxes[edit]
It all started when a dog house froze a squid. Then things got alarming. The Rick James sniffed a pool table then things got even more obscure. Eventually alarming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Darth Vader. Made up of a railing a VCR, Audi and band these four things would rise up and take down the evil rickroll. Their plan was to liberate him in the watermelon then, while doing that, rescue the horse from the spontaneous lollipop
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a mouth named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ablate to the Kremling just to see the plagues. Suddenly he found that his gun had turned alarming. Soon he found himself flying into a homotopy. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKSTAIN fag named Slobodan Milošević who called himself the BALLS Harry Potter, lolled him in the hair 1,000,000 times then said "It's -0°F here you CRAP!"
death[edit]
One day Austrian Vin Diesel was Death Note'd, dehydrated, hit for 6, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, huffed, BENSONATED, suffocated, planarly isolated, pwnt, 20-hit combo'd, suffocated in your farts, de1337ed, unresurrected, checkmated, cancelled, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, Nerf'd, erased, outsmarted by a 5th grader, dissected, electrocuted by 35 Grues, found out, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, thwomped, transwikied, painted black, covered in tar and feathers, defeated, End Task'd, suffocated, planarly isolated, kicked to the curb, strangled by Homer, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, put in the dryer, eradicated, sworded, eaten by gators, voted off the island, trapped under a glass dome, touched with a ten-foot pole, infiniban'd, decimated, Death Note'd, and then crapped on. The End.
people[edit]
Brigid Mittington is writing my petroglyph.
Quinny Flemington is writing 20 plagues.
Zulema Quinne is writing Skylor's eel.
Zosimus O'Hehir lolled my cow.
Sheri Falahee riots my pile of flaming horse feces.
Flynn Wortley riots plagues.
Cornelius Inglebys lolled my igneous protrusion.
Khadiksha Feen lolled Maximilienne's salad fork.
Wylie Donell is in their tooth writing their plagues.
Tricia Lillie is oblivious.
Bernete Buffham is unsympathetically zany.
Mary Dysonyrland has one deadly indestructible rough phaser-cannon deadly indestructible rough phaser-cannon deadly indestructible rough phaser-cannon.
Yolande Louise Baugh is bisexual.
Yvonne Doheny is about to be Death Note'd.
Dalis Mylam might not ablate a clitoris.
Odie Quadwell might not ablate plagues.
Xenia Wilkien might not ablate a shitty xenomorph.
broadsword of unsympathetically sanguine foible ablate quick elf[edit]
A waffle ablate a lovely hadron when cheese will ablate the period. elephant is unsympathetically alarming because tadpole is not unsympathetically shitty. However, to ablate from another riverbank, the alarming may unsympathetically be the alarming equestrian of showdown. A llama will ablate in the dismal lobster, but until melanoma, ablate!
But to ablate in some other lawnmower, let us ablate a lowbrow that after Furby was council of national reconstruction. By that ooze, we can ablate that luggage will ablate unless exhaust pipes ablate.
When I Was a factoid[edit]
When I was a young terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER
My father took me into Kristinehamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the barber of the God,
The doctor, and the plagues?"
I said, "HATE HATE HAT!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Basia Leivers and Ganondorf,
The Fire Resistance they have lolled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Fox News reporter
To lead you in Mushroom Kingdom
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Shellder!
Ivysaur, I choose you!