Mad Libs/examples2
The cows into the operating systems[edit]
It all started when a ten-foot pole feasted a Swiss cheese. Then things got erotic. The pastry blessed a riddle then things got even more universal. Eventually erotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Homer Simpson. Made up of a hadron a pizzle, plate and hitman these four things would rise up and take down the evil guillotine. Their plan was to exemplify him in the keyboard then, while doing that, rescue the stamp from the morbid pedophile
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a loser named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he acidify to the space just to see the cows. Suddenly he found that his cucumber had turned erotic. Soon he found himself flying into a lemming. When he landed, he died. Then a BUTT-HOLE fag named Garfield who called himself the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Monica Lewinski, felt him in the breast 998,001 times then said "It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!°C here you PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS!"
death[edit]
One day Ugandan Stephen Colbert was bombed, suffocated, capped, stomped, retired, moved to the bottom of the food chain, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, VFD'd, uninvited to the party, found out, bought for a dollar, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, scammed, Rick Roll'd, kicked into next week, Raigeki'd, extinguished, given a sex change, Surfed, put in the dishwasher, painted black, erased, burninated, transfigured, tarred and feathered, SNAFU'd, cheated on, pecked to death by 300 chickens, Blue Screen of Death'd, axed, crushed by Santa, put in the dishwasher, downvoted, given the toxic marshmallow, bombed, drawn and quartered, executed by snu-snu, electric chair'd, reverted, stoned, de1337ed, feasted on Thanksgiving, QVFD'd, removed from the game, and then Green Shell'd. The End.
people[edit]
Xandra Plumb is deliberating my lithium.
Orsin Mylward is deliberating 90 cows.
Halley McMorough is deliberating Gilligan's Tanner Thompson.
Tracey Maree Edhouse felt my juice.
Quinby Backwell sniffs my pumpkin.
Ownah Quantrill sniffs cows.
Quinn Michael Flegg felt my cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
Tristan O'Sheaghane felt Yasmin's algorithm.
Billye Vegwell is in their lens deliberating their cows.
Yates Clapham is dark.
Madalyn Ireland is boorishly tacky.
Waldimar Nugent has one freezing ballistic secret ninja-flamethrower that shoots shotguns freezing ballistic secret ninja-flamethrower that shoots shotguns freezing ballistic secret ninja-flamethrower that shoots shotguns.
Wellington Jarrad is the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
Woodson Tweedale is about to be bombed.
Giselle Knowlan can acidify a beagle.
Freddey Dousey can acidify cows.
Miriam MacCowan can acidify a boring bachelor.
ape of boorishly trusty apple juice acidify supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bread knife[edit]
A conspiracy acidify a slutty cookie cutter when exit sign will acidify the hose. frying pan is boorishly erotic because rollerblade is not boorishly mirthful. However, to acidify from another bishop, the erotic may boorishly be the erotic sarcophagus of heretic. A leukemia will acidify in the complaining treehouse, but until classified document, acidify!
But to acidify in some other respiratory system, let us acidify a penis that into cucumber was ooze. By that electrified mocha chinchilla, we can acidify that leukemia will acidify unless limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbis acidify.
When I Was a bread knife[edit]
When I was a young Sony
My father took me into Eskilstuna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pornstar of the God,
The painter, and the cows?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Linsey Lilleyman and Jennifer Aniston,
The Stamina they have felt?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Centauroid
To lead you in Mushroom Kingdom
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Primeape!
Elekid, I choose you!