Mad Libs/examples2
The mice between the computers[edit]
It all started when a juice rinsed a titty. Then things got big. The candlestick ASPLODEd a rubber duck then things got even more uncivilized. Eventually big took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Your Mom. Made up of a lawnmower a bingo, peat moss and cartilage these four things would rise up and take down the evil roundhouse kick. Their plan was to stink him in the mouse then, while doing that, rescue the toboggan from the zany Kodak
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a glass orb named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he throw to the quickloader just to see the mice. Suddenly he found that his angel had turned big. Soon he found himself flying into a league. When he landed, he died. Then a CRAPPY fag named Matt Groening who called himself the COCKSTUFFER Oprah Winfrey, suffocated him in the uvula 50 times then said "It's eleventeen°C here you CRAPPY!"
death[edit]
One day Laotian Jackson Leist was thrown off a cliff, capped, crushed by a piano dropped from a -∞-story building, sacrificed by the Aztecs, overthrown, decimated, scammed, scammed, touched with a ten-foot pole, crushed by a piano dropped from a 331,337-story building, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, banned for 24 days, dehydrated, Red Shell'd, erased, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, framed, ZONKED, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, decapitated, wasted by a big green semi truck, told to sit in the corner of a round room, stoned, shipped to Mars, electrocuted by 1,000,000 Grues, sent to the Day of Lavos, thwomped, Ice Beamed, capped, disintegrated, pwnt, eaten by a Grue, rickroll'd, fired by your boss, crushed by Santa, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, sniped, fragged, overthrown, splattered all over the windshield, zapped by infrared radiation, yoinked, squashed by a x ton block of lead, catapulted away, and then KO'd. The End.
people[edit]
Yolanda Steers is drying my ape.
Marian O'Quirke is drying 252 mice.
Price Aungier is drying Ellrod's xylophone.
Bekah Mylne suffocated my diet coke.
Jakelin Zabel litigates my factoid.
Iana Ninianson litigates mice.
Hilaria Reeley suffocated my peach.
Phil Jerromes suffocated Ida's reindeer.
Garrod Rainey is in their Pokémon drying their mice.
Galiana Shea is nonsensical.
Agathy Downes is raucously contagious.
Nona Gygney has one exploding quantum-rocket-launcher exploding quantum-rocket-launcher exploding quantum-rocket-launcher.
Xandra Toolan is a paedophile.
Hana Upcott is about to be thrown off a cliff.
Ophira Bickerton can throw a dongle.
Quincey O'Hehir can throw mice.
Nicola [insert surname here] can throw a explosive blow-up doll.
etching of raucously congruent vomit throw despicable read-only memory[edit]
A mop throw a mediocre faceplant when heretic will throw the lava. kitten pot pie is raucously big because lens is not raucously trusty. However, to throw from another polyethylene, the big may raucously be the big Texas toast of glucose. A hairball will throw in the erudite rifle, but until person, throw!
But to throw in some other broadsword, let us throw a temple that between Honda was truffle. By that blow-up doll, we can throw that cutting board will throw unless fluorescent lights throw.
When I Was a diet coke[edit]
When I was a young nitrogen
My father took me into Mora City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the steward of the Wizard,
The sound man, and the mice?"
I said, "HATE HATE HAT!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vitus Zender and Jessica Alba,
The Age they have suffocated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Levannath
To lead you on Isle of Man
To join the Cock parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Poliwag!
Magikarp, I choose you!