Mad Libs/examples2
The ovens throughout the cobs[edit]
It all started when a speaker threw a snowflake. Then things got fanatical. The event sniffed a deity of personal preference then things got even more diseased. Eventually fanatical took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Shaquille O'Neal. Made up of a electron a lint, gyroscope and pencil these four things would rise up and take down the evil orc. Their plan was to frack him in the dead flounder then, while doing that, rescue the content from the lifeless codswallop
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a dog house named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he push to the l33t h4x0r just to see the ovens. Suddenly he found that his Hyundai had turned fanatical. Soon he found himself flying into a snowflake. When he landed, he died. Then a CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR fag named Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur who called himself the SHITHEAD Dave Chapelle, assassinated him in the beard n times then said "It's 300°C here you YOUR MOM!"
death[edit]
One day Mexican Dracula was caught in a landslide, pwnt, bombed, Killer card'ed, put in the dryer, lightsaber'd, poisoned, uninvited to the party, Avada Kedavra'd, hexed, Aeroblasted, compressed into a single point, 999'd in the upside-down world, deported, left behind while the world was ending, turned off, smothered, VFD'd, thwomped, zapped by infrared radiation, planarly isolated, caught by an ant-lion, huffed, abducted, bought for a dollar, drownded, crushed by a piano dropped from a 5,164,533,214-story building, deep-fried, framed, petrified, crushed by Tetrominoes, shot...by cancer, Raigeki'd, sent to detention, deep-fried, splattered all over the windshield, shanked, pissed on, banned for 24 days, hit for 6, zapped by infrared radiation, lightning bolted, lightning bolted, lightning bolted, and then Ice Beamed. The End.
people[edit]
Tobey Goodfellow is optimizing my cake.
Laurellinn Urmston is optimizing 360 ovens.
Verity Blidworth is optimizing Xene's toaster.
Woodley Zorkin assassinated my quote.
Yetta Vennicombe analyzes my lint.
Beyoncé Jelley analyzes ovens.
Whittaker [insert surname here] assassinated my ripple.
Ebone Jesson assassinated Rickie Lee's homology.
Quentin Abell is in their tire optimizing their ovens.
Zebadiah Wray is uncivilized.
Jemita Pleasington is barely implosive.
Hutchin Ceeney has one deadly rocket-propelled shiny ion-musket deadly rocket-propelled shiny ion-musket deadly rocket-propelled shiny ion-musket.
Yvonne Jefcott is a paedophile.
Eddie Gib is about to be caught in a landslide.
Vana Kissing shall not push a adjective.
Digg Ainger shall not push ovens.
Felipe Loghan shall not push a obscene ricer.
love of barely Nobel prize-winning chromosome push tawdry Kodak[edit]
A gyroscope push a rotted boat when domino will push the fat. bishop is barely fanatical because dystopia is not barely dismal. However, to push from another pastry, the fanatical may barely be the fanatical Toyota of Xbox. A suicide bomber will push in the slimy Pontiac, but until minecart, push!
But to push in some other tractor, let us push a helm that throughout fluorescent light was cake. By that flagella, we can push that tank will push unless librarys push.
When I Was a blender[edit]
When I was a young orc
My father took me into Fagersta City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the n00b of the White Witch,
The stripper, and the ovens?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Odell O'Tubridy and Donkey Kong,
The Zombification they have assassinated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a club sandwitch
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Titty parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Drowzee!
Magikarp, I choose you!