Mad Libs/examples2
The sticks past the pastries[edit]
It all started when a pie expelled a cliff. Then things got fervent. The anvil employed a Mazda then things got even more forbidden. Eventually fervent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jennifer Aniston. Made up of a tuxedo a entropy, Aspergers and buddy these four things would rise up and take down the evil jelly. Their plan was to legislate him in the paycheck then, while doing that, rescue the thumbtack from the quick Rick James
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a leaking roof named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he anglicanise to the respiratory system just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his steak dinner had turned fervent. Soon he found himself flying into a liquid goo. When he landed, he died. Then a IN SACREMENT fag named Angelina Jolie who called himself the SCUMBAG Randy Savage, deliberated him in the head 85 times then said "It's eleventeen°F here you NEGRO!"
death[edit]
One day Hittite Cher was hanged, beef jerkified, End Task'd, yoinked, capped, planarly isolated, buried in homework, crushed by Santa, flamed, buried in homework, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, trapped under a glass dome, bombed out, tackled, feasted on Thanksgiving, killed by your own Green Shell, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, beef jerkified, lightsaber'd, Blue Screen of Death'd, scammed, downvoted, End Task'd, turned off, crapped on, bombed out, turned off, annihilated, fired by your boss, found out, transmogrified into a worm, cheated on, crucified, flushed down, down, down, possessed, Nerf'd, stoned, lightning bolted, sold for scrap metal, caught in a temporal paradox, executed by snu-snu, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, given drain bamage, and then disembowelled. The End.
people[edit]
Kezia Somersby is sniffing my Ford Pinto.
Xander Postle is sniffing 85 sticks.
Rees Willing is sniffing Zaguirre's ballroom.
Winn Tamney deliberated my thumbtack.
Zeeter Southwaite blesses my blasphemy.
Helli Ansney blesses sticks.
Essie Davorin deliberated my beagle.
Vander Quiney deliberated Mary Jo's salad fork.
Stephanina Uren is in their suicidal lemming sniffing their sticks.
Ulysses Pebody is egregious.
Oralee Firmage is nonchalantly retarded.
Lillyanne [insert surname here] has one freezing rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket freezing rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket freezing rocket-propelled double-ultra super megaphaser-musket.
Xander Rowntree is a racist.
Quinn Trevor is about to be hanged.
Franciny Kennerd may anglicanise a rake.
Amandah Yourell may anglicanise sticks.
Loucy Shewan may anglicanise a tawdry gun.
hub cap of nonchalantly zany tank anglicanise dead death[edit]
A milquetoast anglicanise a sensual lisp when bunny will anglicanise the guide. kitten pot pie is nonchalantly fervent because microcosm is not nonchalantly common. However, to anglicanise from another cockgoblin, the fervent may nonchalantly be the fervent blow-up doll of flap. A stick will anglicanise in the enormous dog, but until cowbell, anglicanise!
But to anglicanise in some other Pontiac, let us anglicanise a monorail that past encyclopedia was heretic. By that rabbit, we can anglicanise that computer will anglicanise unless copyists anglicanise.
When I Was a Volvo[edit]
When I was a young bevel
My father took me into Halmstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the judge of the Fairy,
The waitress, and the sticks?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Genevieve Thomlinson and Monica Lewinski,
The Stamina they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a caviar-devouring piece of faeces
To lead you in Yourspace
To join the Cunt parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Slowking!
Natu, I choose you!