Mad Libs/examples2
The salad forks save the tires[edit]
It all started when a band added a zebra. Then things got sacrificed. The racket analyzed a suicidal lemming then things got even more hateful. Eventually sacrificed took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Ted Kennedy. Made up of a bomb a league, pumpkin and alpaca sandwich these four things would rise up and take down the evil muff. Their plan was to extrude him in the electron then, while doing that, rescue the encyclopedia from the baffling keyboard
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a titty named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he exorcise to the tong just to see the salad forks. Suddenly he found that his Volvo had turned sacrificed. Soon he found himself flying into a cubicle. When he landed, he died. Then a BLUMPKIN fag named Pikachu who called himself the JACKASS SHIT Joey Barton, litigated him in the kidney Thursday times then said "It's 1,000,000°C here you SUCK MY DICK!"
death[edit]
One day Roman John Travolta was poned by a bade speeler, framed, possessed, trapped under a glass dome, beef jerkified, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, ninja'd, electric chair'd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, made into a strange Internet fad, owned, thwacked over the head with a broom, turned off, bombed out, SNAFU'd, defeated, torch'd, Red Shell'd, Game Over'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, curbstomped, kicked in the nuts, transmogrified into a worm, shipped to Mars, capped, rickroll'd, finished, sworded, exterminated, killed in the sixth book, laid to rest, removed from the game, hit by a wrecking ball, SolarBeamed, detonated, annihilated, turned off, nuked, pecked to death by 9 and 3/4 chickens, finished, shipped to Mars, regurgitated, downvoted, bought for a dollar, and then stomped. The End.
people[edit]
Kip Siemington is throwing my brand.
Daveigh Gillies is throwing eleventy billion salad forks.
Vicki Lorraine Hann is throwing Victoria's oven.
Mary Ineen Leng litigated my Dunmer.
Xandra Everitt attaches my peat moss.
Quincy Normoyle attaches salad forks.
Dixie Lee Youngclaus litigated my lava.
Venetta Miah litigated Wystan's igloo.
Quinby Damon is in their chump throwing their salad forks.
Zayne Yarham is transparent.
Quinten Windel is rhythmically booming.
Fairleigh Jenkinson has one poisonous stupidly overelaborate extra-large quantum-grenade-launcher poisonous stupidly overelaborate extra-large quantum-grenade-launcher poisonous stupidly overelaborate extra-large quantum-grenade-launcher.
Orien Zebedee is a terrorist.
Handell [insert surname here] is about to be poned by a bade speeler.
Carrianne Giffard could exorcise a spoon.
Mags Brightman could exorcise salad forks.
Franciny Nickols could exorcise a flaccid harpsichord.
homotopy of rhythmically gay waffle exorcise bright couch potato[edit]
A cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal exorcise a buffoon-like oxygen when airplane will exorcise the cookie cutter. Hyakugojyuuichi!! is rhythmically sacrificed because xenomorph is not rhythmically quivering. However, to exorcise from another cake, the sacrificed may rhythmically be the sacrificed queen of tuxedo. A Toyota will exorcise in the sumptuous rape>, but until cuddly toy, exorcise!
But to exorcise in some other book, let us exorcise a rollerblade that save gasoline was Mitsubishi. By that bikini, we can exorcise that LSD will exorcise unless high-powered laser rifles exorcise.
When I Was a rope[edit]
When I was a young angel
My father took me into Umeå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the an elf of the Pixie,
The maid, and the salad forks?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kristol Gadney and Joey Barton,
The Strength they have litigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Remorhaz
To lead you in your grandmother's tomb
To join the Wanker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Primeape!
Magnemite, I choose you!