Mad Libs/examples2
The petroglyphs to the classified documents[edit]
It all started when a furnace admonished a ax murderer. Then things got ill-bred. The marshmallow added a luggage then things got even more curative. Eventually ill-bred took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Leonard Bernstein. Made up of a bread knife a air, railing and lawnmower these four things would rise up and take down the evil airplane. Their plan was to hack & slash him in the president-for-life then, while doing that, rescue the dot from the hideous lens
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a snowflake named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he suffocate to the frying pan just to see the petroglyphs. Suddenly he found that his answer had turned ill-bred. Soon he found himself flying into a speaker. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCK fag named Benedict Arnold who called himself the RAPE Chuck Norris, abandoned him in the right buttock 300 times then said "It's 1,337°C here you PENIS!"
death[edit]
One day Djiboutian Megatron was disembowelled, sacrificed by the Aztecs, put in the dishwasher, vindicated, de1337ed, put in the dryer, sued by Viacom, obliterated, hexed, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, caught in a temporal paradox, told to sit in the corner of a round room, checkmated, vandalized, Goatse'd, left behind while the world was ending, transfigured, electric chair'd, cheated on, sent packing, burninated, electric chair'd, SNAFU'd, Green Shell'd, splattered all over the windshield, incinerated, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, burninated, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, timeshifted to Sept. 31, crucified, hanged, crushed by Tetrominoes, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", lightning bolted, recycled, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, exterminated, splattered all over the windshield, Blue Shell'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, ambushed by 13 n00bs, covered in tar and feathers, BALEETED, and then turned into a brony. The End.
people[edit]
Marleigh Powderley is swallowing my drain cleaner.
Jocelynn Byron is swallowing 5.5 petroglyphs.
Zayden Roxby is swallowing Philip's mouth.
Hallward Forvergue abandoned my houseplant.
Priscott O'Lowry cruises my answer.
Joalene Ibbott cruises petroglyphs.
Janine [insert surname here] abandoned my broadsword.
Ursuline Watt abandoned Quinten's cake.
Manda Yago is in their Mazda swallowing their petroglyphs.
Vicky Lee Parney is moribund.
Evan Rachel [insert surname here] is acceptably controversial.
Norvell Querrington has one useless overpowered rough minigun that shoots shortswords useless overpowered rough minigun that shoots shortswords useless overpowered rough minigun that shoots shortswords.
Odel Rorke is unfunny.
Shoshanna Birn is about to be disembowelled.
Caxrianne Bulpington might not suffocate a Hyakugojyuuichi!!.
Ninfa Yelland might not suffocate petroglyphs.
Griffin Johns might not suffocate a jocular tong.
muff of acceptably homely truffle suffocate pocket-sized insanity[edit]
A high-powered laser rifle suffocate a nonsensical calculator when ballroom will suffocate the Volvo. diet pill is acceptably ill-bred because heretic is not acceptably defective. However, to suffocate from another Mitsubishi, the ill-bred may acceptably be the ill-bred fistula of speaker. A Daewoo will suffocate in the dazzling chromosome, but until copyist, suffocate!
But to suffocate in some other loser, let us suffocate a lawnmower that to candlestick was arcade. By that polyethylene, we can suffocate that hadron will suffocate unless kamikazes suffocate.
When I Was a insanity[edit]
When I was a young suicide bomber
My father took me into Ängelholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the judge of the Man of God,
The plumber, and the petroglyphs?"
I said, "roflcopter"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ephemia Morton and Rob Liefeld,
The Will they have abandoned?
Because one day, I'll leave you The Evil Brick Monster
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Goddamn parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Mareep!
Gengar, I choose you!