Mad Libs/examples2
The home theater systems astride the skulls[edit]
It all started when a igneous protrusion admonished a kamikaze. Then things got sinister. The monorail owned a minecart then things got even more coruscating. Eventually sinister took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Nelson Mandela. Made up of a glue a plastic, Nintendo and event these four things would rise up and take down the evil antidisestablishmentarianist. Their plan was to baste him in the lawnmower then, while doing that, rescue the alpaca sandwich from the hateful Rick James
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a tyrant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he mollify to the possibility just to see the home theater systems. Suddenly he found that his forest had turned sinister. Soon he found himself flying into a hailstone. When he landed, he died. Then a FLYING RAT'S ASS fag named Tom Osborne who called himself the SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD Barney the Dinosaur, crystallized him in the gluteus maximus 709871523 times then said "It's 30°F here you MOTHERFUCKER!"
death[edit]
One day Mongolian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was chainsaw'd, electric chair'd, sent to detention, assassinated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", devoured by crocodiles, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, killed in the sixth book, disintegrated, planarly isolated, regurgitated, lightning bolted, swallowed by Kirby, wasted by a big green semi truck, End Task'd, eviscerated, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, sniped, Game Over'd, crushed by Santa, spammed, devoured by crocodiles, fired, sold for scrap metal, uninvited to the party, crushed by Santa, sold for scrap metal, owned, kicked to the curb, outsmarted by a 5th grader, killed in the sixth book, thwomped, flattened by a falling piano, lol'd, buried alive, terminated, stoned, made into a strange Internet fad, poned by a bade speeler, caught in a landslide, voted off the island, shipped to Mars, eaten by a Tang-Mo, sent to Pluto, and then SHOT. The End.
people[edit]
Barbra Quettwell is bamboozling my fib.
Quinton Pierce is bamboozling 530 home theater systems.
Yaffa Honniball is bamboozling Chuckee's General Tso's kitten.
Ron Zebedee crystallized my pea soup.
Pammie Prendergass huffs my entropy.
Quintus Alcock huffs home theater systems.
Euan Kerdiff crystallized my pizzle.
Wadell Learmonth crystallized Terance's electron.
Bryce Dallas Yorath is in their cartridge bamboozling their home theater systems.
Stephanie O'Mernin is jocular.
Vondale Raftiss is crazily ambiguous.
Garwin Bradey has one paralyzing ballistic shiny pirate-raygun paralyzing ballistic shiny pirate-raygun paralyzing ballistic shiny pirate-raygun.
Mandalyn Paxman is gay.
Hayley Anna Craft is about to be chainsaw'd.
Zayne [insert surname here] shall not mollify a ape.
Daron Goodworth shall not mollify home theater systems.
Kristy Cunnell shall not mollify a unrefined lisp.
cat of crazily impressive bishop mollify unrefined question mark[edit]
A death plane mollify a common lucky bastard when cockroach will mollify the knickknack. General Tso's kitten is crazily sinister because Game Boy is not crazily lovely. However, to mollify from another octopus, the sinister may crazily be the sinister idiot of daffodil. A antidisestablishmentarianist will mollify in the pricey scroll, but until blanket, mollify!
But to mollify in some other turkey sandwich, let us mollify a terracotta that astride microscope was tit. By that clever trick, we can mollify that animal will mollify unless tomatos mollify.
When I Was a verb[edit]
When I was a young loser
My father took me into Lysekil City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pilot of the Bishop,
The astronaut, and the home theater systems?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Verity Dryden and Harry Potter™,
The Spec. Attack they have crystallized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Nantuko
To lead you at the White Cliffs of Dover
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Tyrogue!
Scizor, I choose you!