Mad Libs/examples2
The pastries up the mice[edit]
It all started when a shark deceived a kitten piccata. Then things got ineffective. The fistula assassinated a boat then things got even more sheer. Eventually ineffective took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jack Daniels. Made up of a person a rollerblade, houseplant and electron these four things would rise up and take down the evil diamond. Their plan was to untie him in the rake then, while doing that, rescue the mongoose from the opaque guru
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a cookie cutter named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fart to the magma just to see the pastries. Suddenly he found that his computer had turned ineffective. Soon he found himself flying into a tube. When he landed, he died. Then a FLYING RAT'S ASS fag named Oscar Meyer who called himself the FLYING FUCK Tom Cruise, sniffed him in the thumb 82,568 times then said "It's 35°C here you ASS!"
death[edit]
One day Belorussian Big the Cat was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, outsmarted by a 5th grader, caught in a temporal paradox, extinguished, raped and killed, disintegrated, death trapped by JigSaw, cheated on, sliced by a falling icicle, crushed by Tetrominoes, sniped, Game Over'd, suffocated, caught in a landslide, placed in the event horizon, splattered all over the windshield, annihilated, lightning bolted, killed half-to-death twice, disassembled, bought for a dollar, Red Shell'd, tried as a witch, sent to detention, caught in a temporal paradox, BENSONATED, caught in a tidal wave, Surfed, hit by a Care Bear Stare, flamed, sued by Viacom, Hadouken'd, annihilated, cancelled, banned for 24 days, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, sniped, axed, Green Shell'd, killed by your own Green Shell, Final Smash'd, evicted, Blue Screen of Death'd, drawn and quartered, and then touched with a ten-foot pole. The End.
people[edit]
Fredric Lincolm is feasting my factory.
Camey Drum is feasting 69,420 pastries.
Haywood Parkinson is feasting Wendye's cartilage.
Parick Shirley sniffed my galleon.
Rose Powell foams my death.
Valda Yule foams pastries.
Karroll Utber sniffed my whip.
Waller Appleyard sniffed Hallen's domino.
Lila Hourie is in their blah feasting their pastries.
Reuben Yell is unsophisticated.
Odis Laide is cryptically remarkable.
Dalston Zabel has one deadly rocket-propelled extra-large pirate-glue gun deadly rocket-propelled extra-large pirate-glue gun deadly rocket-propelled extra-large pirate-glue gun.
Mercie Killiger is lesbian.
Xanthia Usworth is about to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Klark Warmingham won't fart a peacock.
Zachary Youll won't fart pastries.
Brunhilde Dowsett won't fart a naked hitman.
microcosm of cryptically moist air fart hateful luggage[edit]
A Pyrex fart a rhythmic foible when alfalfa will fart the brickbat. General Tso's kitten is cryptically ineffective because spermicide is not cryptically gay. However, to fart from another ricer, the ineffective may cryptically be the ineffective aviator of paperclip. A lubricant will fart in the sanguine cliff, but until titty, fart!
But to fart in some other banana, let us fart a button that up broadsword was lemon. By that plague, we can fart that diet pill will fart unless lemons fart.
When I Was a muff[edit]
When I was a young monster
My father took me into Södertälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the waiter of the White Witch,
The nurse, and the pastries?"
I said, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Azaria Wolley and Ganondorf,
The Self-esteem they have sniffed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Ninjasaurus rex
To lead you in deep space
To join the Homo parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Nidorino!
Beedrill, I choose you!