Mad Libs/examples2
The nunchucks with the cows[edit]
It all started when a helm swallowed a bread knife. Then things got unpleased. The peach insulted a fork then things got even more laughable. Eventually unpleased took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bertrand Russell. Made up of a steak dinner a glucose, critter and paperclip these four things would rise up and take down the evil bamboo. Their plan was to vitiate him in the Audi then, while doing that, rescue the fluorescent light from the cozy xanthochroi
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a chorus named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he deliberate to the rubber duck just to see the nunchucks. Suddenly he found that his teabag had turned unpleased. Soon he found himself flying into a high-powered laser rifle. When he landed, he died. Then a FLYING RAT'S ASS fag named Colin Powell who called himself the BASTARD Ronald McDonald, constructed him in the pinky 69,420 times then said "It's x°C here you BUTTFUCKER!"
death[edit]
One day Pakistani Nancy Pelosi was forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", shanked, drawn and quartered, abducted, 999'd in the upside-down world, thwacked over the head with a broom, buried alive, eaten by a Grue, removed from the game, drownded, annihilated, eliminated, Nerf'd, made into a strange Internet fad, deep-fried, axed, locked in the basement, pwnt, lightsaber'd, sent to detention, farted on for 1,336 centuries, ninja'd, BALEETED, covered in tar and feathers, SHOT, transwikied, annihilated, converted to Scientology, hanged, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, disenchanted, VFD'd, Aeroblasted, 999'd in the upside-down world, stoned, mowed, lightning bolted, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, assassinated, electric chair'd, disintegrated, pissed on, capped, erased, and then stoned. The End.
people[edit]
Nena Myles is rinsing my mouse.
Elvis [insert surname here] is rinsing 1,000,000 nunchucks.
Quinton Ickford is rinsing Yolande Louise's nuke.
Rosanne [insert surname here] constructed my monorail.
Coreen Haddington allows my ninja.
Yuhua Varney allows nunchucks.
Jackalynn Sutton constructed my baseball bat.
Vance Tidswell constructed Craggy's microscope.
Mandarina Stanion is in their iPod rinsing their nunchucks.
Lorena Poyntington is tawdry.
Polina Nyland is compulsively cheery.
Antonya Greef has one exploding rocket-propelled extra-large laser-minigun exploding rocket-propelled extra-large laser-minigun exploding rocket-propelled extra-large laser-minigun.
Oedipus Zorkin is lesbian.
Tilley Portland is about to be forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!".
Ilene O'Leen would deliberate a chiffon.
Yuakethia Myall would deliberate nunchucks.
Vonny O'Gowen would deliberate a clammy stick.
diesel engine of compulsively sumptuous idiot deliberate rigid gymnasium[edit]
A cubicle deliberate a flaccid classified document when lemon will deliberate the antibacterial. bomb is compulsively unpleased because antibody is not compulsively bad mannered. However, to deliberate from another piñata, the unpleased may compulsively be the unpleased stripper of stampede. A mammary gland will deliberate in the cosmic noseblower, but until bollocks, deliberate!
But to deliberate in some other neurotoxin, let us deliberate a plasma cannon that with elephant was etching. By that Oldsmobile, we can deliberate that mountain will deliberate unless ramen noodles deliberate.
When I Was a antidisestablishmentarianist[edit]
When I was a young Pokémon
My father took me into Smedjebacken City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the professional athlete of the Shaman,
The mailwoman, and the nunchucks?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Evyn Sheringham and Goku,
The Self-esteem they have constructed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Digimon
To lead you in Harvard University
To join the Homo parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Larvitar!
Doduo, I choose you!