Mad Libs/examples2
The cats betwixt the sacrifices[edit]
It all started when a oxygen threw a drain cleaner. Then things got colossal. The pedophile rinsed a speaker then things got even more uptight. Eventually colossal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugo Chávez. Made up of a quickloader a beach ball, cartilage and apple these four things would rise up and take down the evil redwood. Their plan was to cogitate him in the clitoris then, while doing that, rescue the liquid goo from the virtual jelly
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a dishwasher named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he shit to the rain meter just to see the cats. Suddenly he found that his cigarette had turned colossal. Soon he found himself flying into a hideout. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKFACE fag named Stephen Colbert who called himself the BITCH Britney Spears, proved him in the zit 666 times then said "It's 42°F here you DESU!"
death[edit]
One day Serbian Steve Austin was skewer'd, shipped to Mars, raped and killed, squashed by a 70 ton block of lead, Bob-omb'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, terminated, erased, splattered all over the windshield, timeshifted to Sept. 31, sent to sleep with the fishes, shipped to Mars, chainsaw'd, rickroll'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, given the toxic marshmallow, disassembled, crapped on, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, put in the dryer, erased, BENSONATED, incinerated, trapped under a glass dome, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, covered in tar and feathers, assassinated, yoinked, uninvited to the party, pissed on, eviscerated, caught in a temporal paradox, sued by Viacom, removed from the game, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), chased by 538,367,183 pedestrians, infiniban'd, thwomped, fired by your boss, tarred and feathered, eliminated, thwomped, and then moved to the bottom of the food chain. The End.
people[edit]
Fabienne Midwell is curing my helm.
Unity Challens is curing 1,000,000,000 cats.
Sallie Rogers is curing Chloe's fistula.
Kenya Armand proved my yellow submarine.
Beck Gazard proves my chiffon.
Yetta Queally proves cats.
Linus Jeffery proved my verb.
Alis Elcy proved Guenevere's paycheck.
Larissa Unwell is in their Republican curing their cats.
Ulysses Woosencraft is lovely.
Julie Anne Rewkett is completely morbid.
Eddie Wryght has one paralyzing double-ultra super megagun paralyzing double-ultra super megagun paralyzing double-ultra super megagun.
Warrick Wroot is gay.
Wyndy Heverin is about to be skewer'd.
Landry Isbel would shit a custard.
West Hampton would shit cats.
Urban Ingledow would shit a vast Tanner Thompson.
stapler of completely colossal hotel shit inept guide[edit]
A sea bass shit a pale nexus when Kremling will shit the camera. etching is completely colossal because pine cone is not completely idiotic. However, to shit from another soundboard, the colossal may completely be the colossal shark of stick. A broom will shit in the shiny cat, but until t-shirt, shit!
But to shit in some other stripper, let us shit a zygote that betwixt adverb was vomit. By that league, we can shit that league will shit unless plagues shit.
When I Was a brisket[edit]
When I was a young attorney
My father took me into Kiruna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the coach of the Bishop,
The conductor, and the cats?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Unity Mulkeen and Adolf Hitler,
The Grueness they have proved?
Because one day, I'll leave you an animatronic pencil sharpener
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Fuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Mr. Mime!
Swinub, I choose you!