Mad Libs/examples2
The t-shirts save the jellybeans[edit]
It all started when a titty dried a polyethylene. Then things got complaining. The kitten piccata recollected a bowling ball then things got even more hairless. Eventually complaining took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Made up of a snowflake a ramen noodle, Pokémon and lobby these four things would rise up and take down the evil brickbat. Their plan was to bamboozle him in the blah then, while doing that, rescue the terracotta from the idiotic book
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a noseblower named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he sell to the mad axe-murderer just to see the t-shirts. Suddenly he found that his cuddly toy had turned complaining. Soon he found himself flying into a crab cake. When he landed, he died. Then a GIVING HEAD fag named Bozo who called himself the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Dr. Robotnik, proved him in the genitalia 420 times then said "It's 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001°C here you CHIGGER!"
death[edit]
One day Ottoman Fatty Arbuckle was sent to the Day of Lavos, Bankrupted, put in the dishwasher, buried alive, reverted, fired by your boss, sliced by a falling icicle, owned, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, QVFD'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), Raigeki'd, spammed, kicked to the curb, sued by Viacom, skewer'd, tasered for OVER 9000!!!!!!!! minutes straight, torn apart, sniped, crapped on, sacrificed by the Aztecs, killed by your own Green Shell, ninja'd, stung by mosquitoes, eaten by a swarm of giant space wasps, buried in homework, removed from the game, bought for a dollar, given the toxic marshmallow, smothered, placed in the event horizon, cheated on, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, bombed by terrorists, told to sit in the corner of a round room, Green Shell'd, placed in the event horizon, cancelled, framed, QVFD'd, h4xx0rd, curbstomped, erased, and then shipped to Mars. The End.
people[edit]
Undine Joyes is suffocating my idiot.
Haldan Impson is suffocating 11 t-shirts.
Florian Illingsworth is suffocating Berny's rabbit.
Faraj Blandford proved my steak knife.
Vana Appleton lathers my Suzuki.
Quinten [insert surname here] lathers t-shirts.
Lucille Nasmyth proved my kumquat.
Khrystyna Underwood proved Laurellyn's prostate.
Lavonne Zorkin is in their kitten suffocating their t-shirts.
Jessie [insert surname here] is homely.
Quincy Littlechild is colloquially sacrificed.
Rexanne Haldsworth has one useless overpowered extra-large ninja-blaster useless overpowered extra-large ninja-blaster useless overpowered extra-large ninja-blaster.
Caxrianne Heningham is a terrorist.
Neddie Gunter is about to be sent to the Day of Lavos.
Xenia Yescombe shouldn't sell a chisel.
Farhana Dunigan shouldn't sell t-shirts.
Xene Rodington shouldn't sell a megalomaniacal hostel.
REM of colloquially incredible blimp sell wet operating system[edit]
A council of national reconstruction sell a folksy eel when high-powered laser rifle will sell the tuxedo. ad is colloquially complaining because babboon butt is not colloquially diseased. However, to sell from another Tanner Thompson, the complaining may colloquially be the complaining linux of US Navy aircraft carrier. A extension cord will sell in the sizable read-only memory, but until LSD, sell!
But to sell in some other lowbrow, let us sell a couch potato that save frying pan was noun. By that cheese, we can sell that shark will sell unless tofus sell.
When I Was a juice[edit]
When I was a young MIDI controller
My father took me into Luleå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pilot of the Angel,
The president, and the t-shirts?"
I said, "lol u suk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ernie Kettle and Scooter Libby,
The Spec. Attack they have proved?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Aibatt
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Cockmongler parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Qwilfish!
Farfetch'd, I choose you!