Mad Libs/examples2
The teeth for the leashes[edit]
It all started when a terrorist deterred a Swiss cheese. Then things got Tom Cruise crazy. The jelly washed a bat then things got even more dark. Eventually Tom Cruise crazy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elvis Presley. Made up of a street sign a rake, katzenjammer and bank robbery these four things would rise up and take down the evil keyboard. Their plan was to ejaculate him in the applesauce then, while doing that, rescue the nuke from the fanatical number
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a houseplant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he glug to the fluorescent light just to see the teeth. Suddenly he found that his ballroom had turned Tom Cruise crazy. Soon he found himself flying into a microwave. When he landed, he died. Then a SACRAMENTO fag named Pope Francis who called himself the WANK Shakespeare, proved him in the right buttock 420 times then said "It's 100°C here you COCK!"
death[edit]
One day Costa Rican Barney the Dinosaur was caught in a landslide, petrified, abducted, 999'd in the upside-down world, Death Note'd, incinerated, gutted, VFD'd, suffocated, burninated, kicked into next week, uninvited to the party, eradicated, stomped, suffocated in your farts, death trapped by JigSaw, thwacked over the head with a broom, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, bought for a dollar, drawn and quartered, pissed on, trapped under a glass dome, disenchanted, mowed, BALEETED, suffocated, pissed on, dehydrated, bombed, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, kicked in the nuts, hit for 6, curbstomped, de1337ed, poned by a bade speeler, bought for a dollar, imploded, disassembled, Bob-omb'd, beef jerkified, ninja'd, assassinated, imploded, rickroll'd, and then fired by your boss. The End.
people[edit]
Flossie Evely is plagiarizing my cockroach.
Yuhua Yallup is plagiarizing 85 teeth.
Princess Hurcom is plagiarizing Zephyr's can opener.
Maryellen Zala proved my hairball.
Holli Pascoe optimizes my Subaru.
Margene Neil optimizes teeth.
Rossanna Yorath proved my suicidal lemming.
Shaker Anstee proved Uranus's cake.
Xene Daudney is in their bread knife plagiarizing their teeth.
Inman Venicombe is offensive.
Liane Hebditch is to a great degree colossal.
Lerderin Goodwin has one freezing extra-large laser-revolver that shoots Dragons freezing extra-large laser-revolver that shoots Dragons freezing extra-large laser-revolver that shoots Dragons.
Hamlin Courtenay is anti-semitic.
Peronelle Zebedee is about to be caught in a landslide.
Oriel Lawfield may glug a microwave.
Harlan Orpington may glug teeth.
Norma Addwell may glug a bad mannered oven.
dead flounder of to a great degree bare disaster glug loyal whip[edit]
A tomato glug a straight chisel when peach will glug the Green Lantern ring. terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER is to a great degree Tom Cruise crazy because button is not to a great degree heterosexual. However, to glug from another hostel, the Tom Cruise crazy may to a great degree be the Tom Cruise crazy scroll of llama. A library will glug in the common pine cone, but until liger, glug!
But to glug in some other brand, let us glug a ballroom that for PINGA was blah. By that llama, we can glug that cardboard box will glug unless terracottas glug.
When I Was a zygote[edit]
When I was a young cardboard box
My father took me into Söderhamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the coach of the Wizard,
The button fastener, and the teeth?"
I said, "OMFG!!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Burton Ridington and Pervez Musharraf,
The Guts they have proved?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Lich
To lead you in the Future
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Exeggcute!
Mr. Mime, I choose you!