Mad Libs/examples2
The rifles despite the computers[edit]
It all started when a LSD humped a mandate. Then things got slippery. The toboggan owned a titty then things got even more explosive. Eventually slippery took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Optimus Prime. Made up of a factory a clever trick, thumbtack and league these four things would rise up and take down the evil sarcophagus. Their plan was to edify him in the imitation fake vomit then, while doing that, rescue the polyethylene from the complaining truffle
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a racket named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he litigate to the PlayStation just to see the rifles. Suddenly he found that his kamikaze had turned slippery. Soon he found himself flying into a General Tso's kitten. When he landed, he died. Then a FIRECROTCH fag named Tony Blair who called himself the SHITFACE John Kerry, froze him in the eyeball 20 times then said "It's ∞.5°C here you FENCE JUMPER!"
death[edit]
One day Nicaraguan Shakespeare was infected with a computer virus, converted to Scientology, ninja'd, deleted, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, drawn and quartered, huffed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, End Task'd, ninja'd, Rick Roll'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, retired, thrown into the fire pit, sniped, beef jerkified, rickroll'd, beef jerkified, killed in the sixth book, decimated, incinerated, Goatse'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, stomped, crucified, decimated, banned for 24 days, sacrificed by the Aztecs, chased by 4,194,304 pedestrians, eliminated, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", shanked, tarred and feathered, sold for scrap metal, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", poisoned, kicked into next week, hanged, told to sit in the corner of a round room, stomped, given drain bamage, exterminated, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, imploded, and then death trapped by JigSaw. The End.
people[edit]
Welle Quinane is vomiting my katzenjammer.
Quinten Yarham is vomiting 1,134 rifles.
Tomi Claydon is vomiting Vallentina's nystagmus.
Igby Upston froze my page.
Sandrah Tombling stretches my president-for-life.
Xander Unworth stretches rifles.
Wynona Darragh froze my nostalgia.
Worley Ventriss froze Vana's lava.
Bailey>/option> <option>Bambi Daywell is in their brickbat vomiting their rifles.
Xandra Naylor is slippery.
Col Hector is endlessly cut-rate.
Meralyn Kanney has one ballistic rough ion-minigun ballistic rough ion-minigun ballistic rough ion-minigun.
Lilia Weatherspoon is genderqueer.
Torrence Reyner is about to be infected with a computer virus.
Uranus Zorkin could litigate a xylophone.
Cary Gayford could litigate rifles.
Deborah Anne Fitzalon could litigate a belittling feng shui.
Republican of endlessly diseased ape litigate tense diesel engine[edit]
A centrifuge litigate a on the ball belfry when tank will litigate the Hyakugojyuuichi!!. rock is endlessly slippery because Xbox is not endlessly cosmic. However, to litigate from another amplifier, the slippery may endlessly be the slippery steak knife of showdown. A paper will litigate in the unbalanced drain cleaner, but until toboggan, litigate!
But to litigate in some other copypasta, let us litigate a icicle that despite cod was lobby. By that spork, we can litigate that age will litigate unless keyboards litigate.
When I Was a terrorist[edit]
When I was a young cod
My father took me into Lund City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pirate of the White Witch,
The pilot, and the rifles?"
I said, "WAT?"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Conrad Chadman and Stephen Sondheim,
The Agility they have froze?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Ogier
To lead you in deep space
To join the Cock parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Lickitung!
Entei, I choose you!