Mad Libs/examples2
The salad forks times the DNA sequences[edit]
It all started when a Pokémon threw a sceptre. Then things got infectious. The air pwned a angel then things got even more grue-like. Eventually infectious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pythagoras. Made up of a death plane a death, riddle and milk these four things would rise up and take down the evil queen. Their plan was to swim him in the pencil then, while doing that, rescue the period from the natural Texas toast
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a whereabouts named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he veto to the gyroscope just to see the salad forks. Suddenly he found that his furnace had turned infectious. Soon he found himself flying into a ad. When he landed, he died. Then a REDSKIN fag named Hulk Hogan who called himself the BITCH Carlos Mencia, crystallized him in the kidney 30 times then said "It's -∞°F here you CUNTRAG!"
death[edit]
One day Welsh The Doctor was petrified, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), ninja'd, Zidane'd, capped, deep-fried, sold for scrap metal, chased by 35 pedestrians, made into a strange Internet fad, deported, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, disembowelled, drownded, torch'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, killed in the sixth book, hexed, derailed, Game Over'd, caught by an ant-lion, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, huffed, drownded, smothered, terminated, finished, pecked to death by 80 chickens, incinerated, finished, hit by a wrecking ball, sent to detention, curbstomped, cheated on, Raigeki'd, sent to Pluto, finished, planarly isolated, QVFD'd, tackled, retired, converted to Scientology, decimated, decimated, Bob-omb'd, and then crapped on. The End.
people[edit]
Earle Teahan is mystifying my chromosome.
Chadwick O'Tighe is mystifying 10 salad forks.
Zhanu Yelland is mystifying Mwa's cake.
Urban Volney crystallized my treetop.
Jakelin Lank programs my memo.
Gretel Utten programs salad forks.
Vin Darlington crystallized my hailstone.
Irving Yull crystallized Carlee's plate.
Lilley Nutter is in their clavicle mystifying their salad forks.
Zayden Dagg is trusty.
Babcock Faolan is puzzlingly boring.
Rennie Yeswell has one paralyzing armour-piercing secret ninja-rocket-launcher that shoots Puffles paralyzing armour-piercing secret ninja-rocket-launcher that shoots Puffles paralyzing armour-piercing secret ninja-rocket-launcher that shoots Puffles.
Xanthia Quinnell is unfunny.
Farbod Vallance is about to be petrified.
John Augustus Boorman may not veto a Pac-Man.
Grover Leggate may not veto salad forks.
Tai Young may not veto a moist loser.
Democrat of puzzlingly rhythmic verb veto ugly boardwalk[edit]
A lollipop veto a fake hot dog when gork will veto the terrorist. rucksack is puzzlingly infectious because linux is not puzzlingly gay. However, to veto from another angel, the infectious may puzzlingly be the infectious sheep of Sony. A cinderblock will veto in the pricey magma, but until diet mouthwash, veto!
But to veto in some other hailstone, let us veto a tadpole that times sheep was octohedron. By that cow, we can veto that cuddly toy will veto unless nostrils veto.
When I Was a Taahgaarxian[edit]
When I was a young paedophile
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pilot of the Prophet,
The nurse, and the salad forks?"
I said, "roflmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quinn Michael Empson and Strong Bad,
The Mining they have crystallized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Nantuko
To lead you on Bizarro World
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Exeggutor!
Scyther, I choose you!