Mad Libs/examples2
The sticks against the nunchucks[edit]
It all started when a bum baptized a vulva. Then things got malevolent. The paperclip suffocated a politician then things got even more infectious. Eventually malevolent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Moore. Made up of a whereabouts a Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, waffle and sheep these four things would rise up and take down the evil leukemia. Their plan was to construct him in the marshmallow then, while doing that, rescue the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen from the charming stapler
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a Kirby named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he deliberate to the rape> just to see the sticks. Suddenly he found that his prostitute had turned malevolent. Soon he found himself flying into a handstand. When he landed, he died. Then a WHORE fag named This Guy who called himself the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Albert Einstein, rinsed him in the rectum 60 times then said "It's 45°F here you KNOBJOCKEY!"
death[edit]
One day Namibian Oscar Meyer was caught in a tidal wave, assassinated, mowed, executed by snu-snu, granted 72 virgins by Allah, ninja'd, flushed down, down, down, removed from the game, disembowelled, fragged, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, hit by a Care Bear Stare, owned, drownded, hanged, vandalized, poisoned, found out, told to sit in the corner of a round room, Surfed, unresurrected, pwnt, torch'd, touched by Michael Jackson, farted on for 10 centuries, recycled, uninvited to the party, farted on for 85 centuries, eliminated, strangled by Homer, assassinated, dipped in acid, squashed by a x ton block of lead, Flamethrower'd, flushed down, down, down, flamed, ZONKED, yoinked, deported, BENSONATED, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, sold for scrap metal, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, catapulted away, and then turned off. The End.
people[edit]
Fiona Anne Scase is agreeing my entropy.
Gertrude Eustace is agreeing 60 sticks.
Scotty Clapham is agreeing Premo's factory.
Barbee Ireland rinsed my Turing machine.
Zola Vallelly vomits my babboon butt.
Cathrinna Kaywood vomits sticks.
Quin Eatwell rinsed my brisket.
Yeanella Fairlamb rinsed Jakelin's station wagon.
Hill Mickleright is in their pastry agreeing their sticks.
Yvonne Hunniwell is beloved.
Bette-Ann Tarving is incessantly massive.
Win Jeffs has one exploding biological heavy phaser-minigun that shoots crossbows exploding biological heavy phaser-minigun that shoots crossbows exploding biological heavy phaser-minigun that shoots crossbows.
Durward Yallmer is a paedophile.
Amalia Vinscombe is about to be caught in a tidal wave.
Wayman Hardingham shouldn't deliberate a lava.
Yeanella Farraher shouldn't deliberate sticks.
Holley Vail shouldn't deliberate a contrived dollhouse.
flatulence of incessantly fake arthritis deliberate on the ball street sign[edit]
A fritter deliberate a vast monorail when quetzal will deliberate the sweet and sour chicken. dongle is incessantly malevolent because monorail is not incessantly moribund. However, to deliberate from another dominatrix, the malevolent may incessantly be the malevolent plague of cartilage. A rubber duck will deliberate in the spontaneous peat moss, but until band, deliberate!
But to deliberate in some other lubricant, let us deliberate a applesauce that against soundboard was minefield. By that pedophile, we can deliberate that dead flounder will deliberate unless buttons deliberate.
When I Was a blender[edit]
When I was a young hairball
My father took me into Lidköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the urologist of the Priest,
The mailwoman, and the sticks?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Andreas Yarnold and Cloud Strife,
The Woodcutting they have rinsed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a pus filled bucket with maggots that can shoot laser beams from their pus filled eyes
To lead you on Youranus
To join the Cock parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Dewgong!
Raichu, I choose you!