Mad Libs/examples2
The toasters besides the sacrifices[edit]
It all started when a furnace lolled a dog house. Then things got infectious. The Green Lantern ring suffocated a garbage bin then things got even more Nobel prize-winning. Eventually infectious took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bill Gates. Made up of a death a hadron, freedom fighter and nob these four things would rise up and take down the evil ballroom. Their plan was to smash him in the noun then, while doing that, rescue the Holy Martian Empire from the morbid rickroll
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a Juffo-Wup named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cogitate to the frying pan just to see the toasters. Suddenly he found that his adverb had turned infectious. Soon he found himself flying into a age. When he landed, he died. Then a DUMBASS fag named Barney the Dinosaur who called himself the POO POO BLOWJOB Dr. Phil, navigated him in the lymph node 70 times then said "It's 45°C here you SCROTUM!"
death[edit]
One day Mexican Immanuel Kant was soaked in gasoline and set on fire, banned for 24 days, Final Smash'd, shipped to Mars, Zidane'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, left behind while the world was ending, infiniban'd, laid to rest, Aeroblasted, hit by a wrecking ball, granted 72 virgins by Allah, kicked into next week, sworded, trapped under a glass dome, caught in a tidal wave, incinerated, votekicked, given the toxic marshmallow, hit for 6, fucked, Final Smash'd, disassembled, locked in the basement, given drain bamage, sued by Viacom, placed in the event horizon, hit by a car, hit by a car, placed in the event horizon, terminated, defeated, trapped under a glass dome, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, shanked, thwomped, hexed, eviscerated, squashed by a x ton block of lead, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, forced to eat shit, vandalized, turned off, cheated on, and then killed in the sixth book. The End.
people[edit]
Lawretta O'Laughnane is sniffing my balloon.
Tompkin Clonney is sniffing -∞ toasters.
Anna Jehu is sniffing Keren's CD.
Quinny Ryall navigated my cat.
Ellis Elvira Byers models my plastic.
Taggart Bywell models toasters.
Gray Moorhen navigated my waffle.
Kathrynn Killin navigated Shay's vomit.
Emeline Youldon is in their killer whale sniffing their toasters.
Andres Euridge is lifeless.
Iline Burwell is 100% curative.
Xander Quiddington has one deadly armour-piercing secret quantum-glue gun deadly armour-piercing secret quantum-glue gun deadly armour-piercing secret quantum-glue gun.
Kimberli Nicholds is unfunny.
Emerson Cluny is about to be soaked in gasoline and set on fire.
Quinton Vuncombe may cogitate a Oldsmobile.
Forrest Flatman may cogitate toasters.
Yvonne Sarah Yorke may cogitate a nefarious league.
terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER of 100% unnatural Nintendo cogitate cosmic chorus[edit]
A kitten pot pie cogitate a bare gamelan when lasagna will cogitate the fluorescent light. cutting board is 100% infectious because peach is not 100% baffling. However, to cogitate from another entropy, the infectious may 100% be the infectious death of chisel. A event will cogitate in the vigilant disaster, but until bimbo, cogitate!
But to cogitate in some other cellulite, let us cogitate a terrorist that besides Rick James was entropy. By that codpeice, we can cogitate that rifle will cogitate unless cellphones cogitate.
When I Was a shank[edit]
When I was a young cockroach
My father took me into Nybro City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the waitress of the Warlock,
The mailman, and the toasters?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Vin Yirrell and Albert Camus,
The Mace Skill they have navigated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin
To lead you in deep space
To join the Cock parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Tyranitar!
Ledian, I choose you!