Mad Libs/examples2
The electrons behind the ovens[edit]
It all started when a amplifier discombobulated a earlobe. Then things got booming. The whip accentuated a peat moss then things got even more transparent. Eventually booming took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Roger Clemens. Made up of a goose egg a daydream, fork and impetus these four things would rise up and take down the evil penis. Their plan was to model him in the steak knife then, while doing that, rescue the fistula from the dazzling etching
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a lemon named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he litigate to the crusher just to see the electrons. Suddenly he found that his squibble had turned booming. Soon he found himself flying into a flan. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKING FUCKFUCKER fag named Oprah Winfrey who called himself the WANK Thomas Edison, piloted him in the head 90 times then said "It's 322,418,138°C here you DAMN IT!"
death[edit]
One day Swazi Avril Lavigne was catapulted away, Blue Screen of Death'd, chased by 5,592,985 pedestrians, thrown off a cliff, killed half-to-death twice, dehydrated, sliced by a falling icicle, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, covered in tar and feathers, screwed, capped, touched by Michael Jackson, KO'd, decimated, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), disintegrated, locked in the basement, Avada Kedavra'd, shot...by cancer, kicked into next week, condemned, death trapped by JigSaw, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, forced to eat shit, moved to the bottom of the food chain, fired by your boss, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), axed, crucified, thwacked over the head with a broom, screwed, banned for 24 days, votekicked, voted off the island, pwnt to death, dissected, found out, skewer'd, bombed by terrorists, covered in tar and feathers, nuked, tackled, given drain bamage, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, and then set to hang with Saddam Hussein. The End.
people[edit]
Bernadette Chawell is blessing my option.
Eamon Ley is blessing 123 electrons.
Valerian Keeveen is blessing Wyatt's page.
Moorley Augustus piloted my Hyakugojyuuichi!!.
Lisabet Barrass models my broadsword.
Gaine Comiskey models electrons.
Quinn Michael De Prendergast piloted my factoid.
Quinn Michael Elisworth piloted Tyler's Green Lantern ring.
Elizebeth Edenterriff is in their apples blessing their electrons.
Katherinne Ildey is bare.
Vergil Reinard is coarsely bad mannered.
Vonny Albutt has one useless biological extra-large ninja-gun useless biological extra-large ninja-gun useless biological extra-large ninja-gun.
Katharynn Myhill is lesbian.
Grouchy Patel is about to be catapulted away.
Emanuel Bibbey will litigate a lint.
Vickie Haprur will litigate electrons.
Xandra Isitt will litigate a boring snowflake.
cellphone of coarsely jocular Game Boy litigate baffling petroglyph[edit]
A soundboard litigate a educated stool sample when asparagus will litigate the lemming. electron is coarsely booming because crusher is not coarsely despicable. However, to litigate from another period, the booming may coarsely be the booming evil secret Canadian mind-control device of gasoline. A age will litigate in the overwrought bathtub, but until bunny, litigate!
But to litigate in some other alfalfa, let us litigate a cutting board that behind card game was luggage. By that diet mouthwash, we can litigate that autobiography will litigate unless jeanss litigate.
When I Was a loser[edit]
When I was a young foible
My father took me into Sala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the game maker of the Paladin,
The waiter, and the electrons?"
I said, "OMG!1!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Gayler Sherington and Madonna,
The Grue Resistance they have piloted?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Mizungu
To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Umbreon!
Starmie, I choose you!