Mad Libs/examples2
The salad forks failing the delicious pies[edit]
It all started when a electric toothbrush piloted a potato. Then things got poopy. The fritter washed a pencil then things got even more pocket-sized. Eventually poopy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Kyle Broflovski. Made up of a bachelor a blah, library and anchovies these four things would rise up and take down the evil Chevrolet. Their plan was to employ him in the roundhouse kick then, while doing that, rescue the teabag from the defensive cauldron
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a feces named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he whack to the bottle just to see the salad forks. Suddenly he found that his shank had turned poopy. Soon he found himself flying into a cartridge. When he landed, he died. Then a SON OF A BITCH fag named Barack Obama who called himself the ASSFACE Bob Saget, blessed him in the mustache 50 times then said "It's 85°C here you CARPET MUNCHER!"
death[edit]
One day Haitian Jennifer Aniston was trapped without food or drink, decimated, checkmated, fired, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), huffed, capped, fired by your boss, finished, sent to detention, Death Note'd, vindicated, tarred and feathered, erased, fucked, End Task'd, eaten by a Yrthak, Hadouken'd, kicked to the curb, vandalized, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), banned for 24 days, eaten by a Grue, devoured by crocodiles, condemned, thwacked over the head with a broom, Goatse'd, Red Shell'd, reverted, regurgitated, assassinated, fragged, unresurrected, suffocated in your farts, hit by a wrecking ball, VFD'd, transmogrified into a worm, killed by your own Green Shell, tackled, VFD'd, squashed by a 100,000,000 ton block of lead, totally freakin' pwn'd, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, found out, and then scammed. The End.
people[edit]
Sadie Mitchels is sniffing my electric toothbrush.
Erykah Hewitson is sniffing 31,337 salad forks.
Chicky Zorn is sniffing Olyve's Holy Martian Empire.
Zackary Quiston blessed my Dunmer.
Oliver Jacobsen annoys my oxygen.
Johanna Keli Youngclaus annoys salad forks.
Stafford Jewel blessed my mug.
Ness Linthwaite blessed Beryle's temple.
Ursula Brenton is in their steak dinner sniffing their salad forks.
Yates Ramsay is enormous.
Randel Quiney is neurotically hairy.
Zac Jeffares has one electric radioactive light pirate-zip gun electric radioactive light pirate-zip gun electric radioactive light pirate-zip gun.
Jonny Vigney is anti-semitic.
Shunda Keyswell is about to be trapped without food or drink.
Nancy Ibison would whack a lowbrow.
Tancred Cadman would whack salad forks.
Ian Uriell would whack a grue-like balloon.
cucumber of neurotically retarded custard whack remarkable ox[edit]
A ribaldry whack a fat snowflake when freedom fighter will whack the treehouse. death is neurotically poopy because cable is not neurotically well-to-do. However, to whack from another boardwalk, the poopy may neurotically be the poopy minecart of goose egg. A imitation fake vomit will whack in the pimpalicious bevel, but until rock, whack!
But to whack in some other prostitute, let us whack a gas tank that failing dishwasher was sweet and sour chicken. By that buffalo, we can whack that lemming will whack unless stool samples whack.
When I Was a knickknack[edit]
When I was a young domino
My father took me into Linköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the n00b of the Warlock,
The urologist, and the salad forks?"
I said, "SAGE"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Barbara Anthistle and Stephen Colbert,
The Stamina they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a shipful of metroids
To lead you inside a chocolate-covered black hole
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Jynx!
Horsea, I choose you!