Mad Libs/examples2
The needles among the diet pills[edit]
It all started when a feces deliberated a brand. Then things got laughable. The squibble lathered a espresso then things got even more beloved. Eventually laughable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Pope Francis. Made up of a heretic a entropy, newspaper and memo these four things would rise up and take down the evil crusher. Their plan was to tear him in the pedophile then, while doing that, rescue the octohedron from the educated jelly
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a frying pan named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he fornicate to the hairball just to see the needles. Suddenly he found that his bachelor had turned laughable. Soon he found himself flying into a thong. When he landed, he died. Then a DAMN fag named Elvis Presley who called himself the CAMEL FUCKER Angelina Jolie, felt him in the acne 4,194,304 times then said "It's x°C here you DICKHEAD!"
death[edit]
One day Albanian Jon Stewart was crucified, eradicated, put in the dishwasher, screwed, Raigeki'd, screwed, fired by your boss, pwnt, locked in the basement, sued by Viacom, sent to sleep with the fishes, condemned, curbstomped, electric chair'd, dehydrated, excluded from the future, Avada Kedavra'd, Killer card'ed, killed in the sixth book, moved to the bottom of the food chain, bombed by terrorists, crushed by Santa, condemned, stomped, bombed, outsmarted by a 5th grader, Killer card'ed, tried as a witch, pushed off the Empire State Building, sniped, suffocated, pwnt to death, capped, reverted, cheated on, dipped in acid, kicked to the curb, buried in homework, pwnt, decapitated, killed in the sixth book, condemned, kicked into next week, covered in tar and feathers, and then sent to detention. The End.
people[edit]
Ebony Ellen Utber is vomiting my pool table.
Valory Wight is vomiting 65 needles.
Cassie Newman is vomiting Urban's bachelor.
Marsh Ellett felt my liger.
Riordan Vinter answers my statue.
Golda Goring answers needles.
Ptolemy Essam felt my jungle.
Khristya Bell felt Oliana's operating system.
Fredericka Quidgley is in their tennis racket vomiting their needles.
Devorah Popple is uncivilized.
Millward Cairney is shoddily controversial.
Odie Reinard has one electric heavy laser-raygun electric heavy laser-raygun electric heavy laser-raygun.
Yolande Prisk is homosexual.
Pegeen Wiffin is about to be crucified.
Gillan O'Madigane may not fornicate a Ford Pinto.
Huberta Curley may not fornicate needles.
Quinten Ruthwaite may not fornicate a ineffective monoclonal antibody.
Furby of shoddily vulgar cob fornicate vigilant air conditioner[edit]
A balloon fornicate a colossal cat when operating system will fornicate the okra. statue is shoddily laughable because yellow submarine is not shoddily curative. However, to fornicate from another jeans, the laughable may shoddily be the laughable aviator of Taahgaarxian. A Green Lantern ring will fornicate in the red ectoplasm, but until sea bass, fornicate!
But to fornicate in some other squid, let us fornicate a archangel that among Game Boy was diesel engine. By that frying pan, we can fornicate that wall will fornicate unless Kodaks fornicate.
When I Was a dictator[edit]
When I was a young diet mouthwash
My father took me into Varberg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the urinal sweeper of the Wizard,
The actor, and the needles?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yaffa Irthington and Black Jesus,
The Wit they have felt?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Hobbit
To lead you on Mars
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Rayquaza!
Palkia, I choose you!