Mad Libs/examples2

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

The boats than the teeth[edit]

It all started when a age assassinated a boardwalk. Then things got well-to-do. The Sega sanctified a rucksack then things got even more exotic. Eventually well-to-do took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Bart Simpson. Made up of a round house a electron, engraving and book these four things would rise up and take down the evil plasma cannon. Their plan was to reduce him in the igloo then, while doing that, rescue the guru from the ill-bred blow-up doll

Flying Scots[edit]

There was once a apple named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he model to the lobby just to see the boats. Suddenly he found that his potato masher had turned well-to-do. Soon he found himself flying into a league. When he landed, he died. Then a BALLS fag named Kyle Broflovski who called himself the WETBACK Benedict Arnold, pwned him in the tongue 333 times then said "It's 500°C here you BASTARD!"

death[edit]

One day Spartan Tom and Jerry was disenchanted, chased by 25 pedestrians, disenchanted, hit by a wrecking ball, put in the dryer, infected with a computer virus, burninated, thwacked over the head with a broom, kicked to the curb, hit by a Care Bear Stare, cheated on, hit by a wrecking ball, 20-hit combo'd, annihilated, swallowed by Kirby, regurgitated, caught in a temporal paradox, sold for scrap metal, told to sit in the corner of a round room, 20-hit combo'd, forced to eat shit, shot...by cancer, fragged, ZONKED, chased by 1,336 pedestrians, devoured by crocodiles, given the toxic marshmallow, fucked, squashed by a 9 ton block of lead, Hadouken'd, Rick Roll'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, lightsaber'd, pwnt to death, detonated, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, tasered for 888 minutes straight, told to sit in the corner of a round room, electrocuted by Thursday Grues, infected with a computer virus, infected with a computer virus, touched by Michael Jackson, Killer card'ed, Avada Kedavra'd, and then ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd. The End.

people[edit]

Gay Neish is quantifying my carriage.

Whitbey Vellemworth is quantifying Q and 1/2 boats.

Dison Telfer is quantifying Brandice's guru.

Roge Ground pwned my lemming.

Griffin Hetley approves my limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.

Elayne [insert surname here] approves boats.

Jolanda Holywell pwned my zygote.

Velvet Dodman pwned Tamera's ax murderer.

Talbot Etheredge is in their mad axe-murderer quantifying their boats.

Carleen Lotherington is vigilant.

Naunci Jonas is frostily cozy.

Brooks Jimpson has one ballistic shiny pistol that shoots javelins ballistic shiny pistol that shoots javelins ballistic shiny pistol that shoots javelins.

Phyllida Northgate is gay.

Heryett Kelley is about to be disenchanted.

Elwood Babbacombe couldn't model a leash.

Yorke Govan couldn't model boats.

Hedwig Ewing couldn't model a puce factory.

boardwalk of frostily furry DJ model vulgar anvil[edit]

A baseball bat model a obscure animal when Buick will model the Suzuki. DJ is frostily well-to-do because treetop is not frostily posh. However, to model from another applesauce, the well-to-do may frostily be the well-to-do Suzuki of gyroscope. A pea soup will model in the diseased beans, but until shark, model!

But to model in some other microwave, let us model a l33t h4x0r that than limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi was heretic. By that 20-hit combo, we can model that thumbtack will model unless pages model.

When I Was a engraving[edit]

When I was a young kumquat

My father took me into Karlstad City

To see a marching band

He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,

Will you be the waiter of the Shaman,

The booby cleaner, and the boats?"

I said, "FGSFDS lolololololololol"

Then he said "Will you defeat them,

Terance Zonneveld and Paul Hindemith,

The Spamming they have pwned?

Because one day, I'll leave you a Drakeling

To lead you in Tomorrowland

To join the Cockmongler parade!"

Pokemon[edit]

Go! Heracross!

Cleffa, I choose you!

Previous Page