Mad Libs/examples2
The delicious pies unlike the sacrifices[edit]
It all started when a whereabouts employed a leash. Then things got boring. The fantasy baptized a furnace then things got even more eerie. Eventually boring took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Harry Potter™. Made up of a cockgoblin a igneous protrusion, microwave and sarcoma these four things would rise up and take down the evil bistro. Their plan was to excruciate him in the mammary gland then, while doing that, rescue the ad from the tacky okra
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a daydream named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he erect to the virus just to see the delicious pies. Suddenly he found that his Tanner Thompson had turned boring. Soon he found himself flying into a cowbell. When he landed, he died. Then a JIZZ fag named Chairman Mao who called himself the CHING CHONG CHINK Darth Vader, cogitated him in the mustache 85 times then said "It's 2.718°F here you SHITHEAD!"
death[edit]
One day Seleucid Dave Chapelle was stoned, given drain bamage, swallowed by Kirby, Raigeki'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, excluded from the future, assassinated, feasted on Thanksgiving, farted on for 39,459,387 centuries, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, cancelled, lightning bolted, BALEETED, popped, voted off the island, dipped in acid, detonated, raped and killed, suffocated in your farts, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, eradicated, ambushed by 1,337 n00bs, pushed off the Empire State Building, totally freakin' pwn'd, reverted, tackled, electrocuted by 10,000,000 Grues, huffed, bombed out, Aeroblasted, obliterated, electrocuted by eleventy billion Grues, Final Smash'd, killed in the sixth book, infected with a computer virus, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, wasted by a big green semi truck, Raigeki'd, cancelled, stoned, tarred and feathered, SHOT, thwacked over the head with a broom, KO'd, and then put in the dryer. The End.
people[edit]
Gawen Hepple is pandering my hadron.
Uma Lotimer is pandering infinityplex delicious pies.
Simone O'Quigley is pandering Olyve's arc welder.
Quinn Wyles cogitated my Green Lantern ring.
Zackary Zebedee curses my horse.
Yeanella Monnington curses delicious pies.
Gip Elwin cogitated my cake.
Tanya Ursula Keveney cogitated Neely's copyist.
Odina Cantrell is in their amplifier pandering their delicious pies.
Chantz Ickworth is putrefying.
Yana [insert surname here] is senselessly artificial.
Dollie Elias has one useless biological prototype minigun useless biological prototype minigun useless biological prototype minigun.
Priscilla Venney is a prostitute.
Quinton Aslett is about to be stoned.
Ursula Bastian wouldn't erect a plague.
Xandra Zorkin wouldn't erect delicious pies.
Rupert Inch wouldn't erect a hairy stick.
high-powered laser rifle of senselessly oblivious insanity erect equivalent antibody[edit]
A mug erect a spine-chilling spermicide when terrorist will erect the Aspergers. air conditioner is senselessly boring because cigarette is not senselessly pyrrhic. However, to erect from another flap, the boring may senselessly be the boring impetus of osmosis. A lighting will erect in the dead vulva, but until belt, erect!
But to erect in some other cob, let us erect a ax murderer that unlike PINGA was bank robbery. By that contradiction, we can erect that osmosis will erect unless sea basss erect.
When I Was a minefield[edit]
When I was a young Republican
My father took me into Eskilstuna City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the mailman of the Prophet,
The television writer, and the delicious pies?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Daysi Jakins and Bart Simpson,
The Spear Skill they have cogitated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Kavu
To lead you in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
To join the Wanker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Electrode!
Tangela, I choose you!