Mad Libs/examples2
The cakes concerning the violoncelli[edit]
It all started when a bear admonished a hadron. Then things got hateful. The squibble absorbed a goose egg then things got even more tawdry. Eventually hateful took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Big the Cat. Made up of a cake a ectoplasm, anvil and diamond these four things would rise up and take down the evil potato. Their plan was to pilot him in the pedophile then, while doing that, rescue the stripper from the shitty bear
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a pen named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he receive to the death plane just to see the cakes. Suddenly he found that his sacrifice had turned hateful. Soon he found himself flying into a idiot. When he landed, he died. Then a GIVING HEAD fag named Fidel Castro who called himself the KAFFIR Lech Wałęsa, ate him in the Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) 85 times then said "It's 4,194,304°F here you FUCK NUGGET!"
death[edit]
One day French Estelle Getty was Hadouken'd, killed by your own Green Shell, cheated on, moved to the bottom of the food chain, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, tarred and feathered, put in the dishwasher, Rick Roll'd, electric chair'd, de1337ed, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, banned from the internet, swallowed by Kirby, Game Over'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, crushed by Santa, given drain bamage, ZONKED, beef jerkified, moved to the bottom of the food chain, pecked to death by 250,000 chickens, decapitated, eaten by gators, buried alive, painted black, crucified, vandalized, sent to the Day of Lavos, caught in a landslide, petrified, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, owned, wasted by a big green semi truck, granted 72 virgins by Allah, stomped, sworded, Raigeki'd, totally freakin' pwn'd, smothered, buried alive, eaten by a Flayerkin, annihilated, shanked, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, and then transfigured. The End.
people[edit]
Geoff Paul Hannon is legislating my chump.
Cassy Nadewell is legislating 666 cakes.
Kasey Parill is legislating Nannce's philosopher.
Iggie Devany ate my baseball bat.
Posy Gelsthorpe freezes my bistro.
Nick Gerard O'Donoghue freezes cakes.
Oedipus Potternewton ate my boat.
Isaac Ginns ate Melany's l33t h4x0r.
Prosper Wong is in their temple legislating their cakes.
Peter Luke Fairney is charming.
Dorsel Jacobs is nonchalantly cryptic.
Jaine Larcombe has one poisonous biological double-ultra super megapirate-blaster poisonous biological double-ultra super megapirate-blaster poisonous biological double-ultra super megapirate-blaster.
Russel Janneron is gay.
Forsythe Panneen is about to be Hadouken'd.
Xander Zala may not receive a egg.
Ignatius Joseph may not receive cakes.
Felisha Quish may not receive a mirthful milk.
ox of nonchalantly zany paycheck receive grue-like devaporiser[edit]
A piñata receive a foreign clitoris when skull will receive the cheese. cuddly toy is nonchalantly hateful because kitten piccata is not nonchalantly obscene. However, to receive from another angel, the hateful may nonchalantly be the hateful fire hydrant of lobster. A fritter will receive in the putrefying minecart, but until octohedron, receive!
But to receive in some other showdown, let us receive a steak knife that concerning octopus was quickloader. By that pizzle, we can receive that cheese will receive unless hovels receive.
When I Was a cartridge[edit]
When I was a young fib
My father took me into Västerås City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the astronaut of the Shaman,
The professional athlete, and the cakes?"
I said, "lawlz"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Milligan Myddleton and Benedict Arnold,
The Wit they have ate?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Wereowl
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Parasect!
Bellossom, I choose you!