Mad Libs/examples2
The telephones opposite the classified documents[edit]
It all started when a article quantified a pork chop. Then things got trusty. The spoon proved a Hyundai then things got even more obscure. Eventually trusty took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sylvester Stallone. Made up of a soundboard a diet coke, paperclip and barn these four things would rise up and take down the evil espresso. Their plan was to taste him in the linux then, while doing that, rescue the neverland from the homely homotopy
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a CD named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he cogitate to the bread knife just to see the telephones. Suddenly he found that his contradiction had turned trusty. Soon he found himself flying into a PINGA. When he landed, he died. Then a HELLFUCKER fag named Ringo Starr who called himself the YOU WANKER Chairman Mao, gave him in the thorax 35 times then said "It's 1,134°C here you DICKFACE!"
death[edit]
One day Ottoman Steve Austin was torn apart, tarred and feathered, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, electric chair'd, bombed, banned for 24 days, eaten by a Rift, stung by mosquitoes, owned, lightning bolted, Ice Beamed, sliced by a falling icicle, defeated, dehydrated, sniped, Flamethrower'd, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, stung by mosquitoes, caught stepping on the red zone, drownded, granted 72 virgins by Allah, Bob-omb'd, crushed by Santa, extinguished, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, h4xx0rd, recycled, suffocated in your farts, finished, cancelled, eaten by a Grue, pushed off the Empire State Building, hexed, given the toxic marshmallow, squashed by a eleventy billion ton block of lead, Raigeki'd, Final Smash'd, strangled by Homer, screwed, locked in the basement, lightsaber'd, Green Shell'd, buried alive, yoinked, and then farted on for π centuries. The End.
people[edit]
Katrinah Rowine is destroying my goose egg.
Mallory [insert surname here] is destroying 10,000,000 telephones.
Laraleen Pace is destroying Garey's Hyakugojyuuichi!!.
Holles Quinlevan gave my kamikaze.
Elder Elwin legislates my kumquat.
Yaffa Yanworth legislates telephones.
Donna Elizabeth Doveworth gave my lentil soup.
Hewet O'Shanaher gave Orenda's card game.
Emma Michelle Youldon is in their mouth destroying their telephones.
Jacky [insert surname here] is substandard.
Emily Varian is easily folksy.
Tennessee O'Shine has one freezing overpowered extra-large musket freezing overpowered extra-large musket freezing overpowered extra-large musket.
Rosalia Yarworth is homosexual.
Trixey Dougworth is about to be torn apart.
Elspeth Whittome couldn't cogitate a evil secret Canadian mind-control device.
Roxie Hartley couldn't cogitate telephones.
Venetta O'Teheny couldn't cogitate a sinister applesauce.
ramen noodle of easily vulgar Rick James cogitate big exhaust pipe[edit]
A anger cogitate a posh computer when feces will cogitate the cable. sarcoma is easily trusty because llama is not easily heterosexual. However, to cogitate from another blender, the trusty may easily be the trusty rake of buffalo. A bollocks will cogitate in the petrifying gymnasium, but until steak dinner, cogitate!
But to cogitate in some other pine cone, let us cogitate a operating theater that opposite attorney was deviant. By that petroglyph, we can cogitate that Hyundai will cogitate unless deity of personal preferences cogitate.
When I Was a YouTube Poop[edit]
When I was a young lentil soup
My father took me into Helsingborg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the NASCAR driver of the Bishop,
The waiter, and the telephones?"
I said, "1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Zulema Uckfield and Sonic the Hedgehog,
The Nuking they have gave?
Because one day, I'll leave you those hippie elves
To lead you with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
To join the Titty parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Hitmonlee!
Espeon, I choose you!