Mad Libs/examples2
The tomatoes from the hub caps[edit]
It all started when a asparagus analyzed a Mitsubishi. Then things got abnormal. The minecart lathered a Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society then things got even more lazy. Eventually abnormal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named AAA. Made up of a dollhouse a curry, okra and pumpkin these four things would rise up and take down the evil knickknack. Their plan was to eat him in the hero then, while doing that, rescue the garbage bin from the unpleased ectoplasm
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a peach named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he affiliate to the cubicle just to see the tomatoes. Suddenly he found that his Minolta had turned abnormal. Soon he found himself flying into a galleon. When he landed, he died. Then a SLOPE fag named Joe Walsh who called himself the HADJI Dr. Robotnik, dried him in the salivary gland 777 times then said "It's 123°F here you COCK!"
death[edit]
One day Indonesian Colin Powell was Red Shell'd, QVFD'd, stoned, 20-hit combo'd, Final Smash'd, made into a strange Internet fad, erased, assassinated, ninja'd, condemned, sent to the Day of Lavos, Goatse'd, excluded from the future, Nerf'd, death trapped by JigSaw, screwed, banned for 24 days, checkmated, eaten by gators, catapulted away, regurgitated, farted on for Q and 1/2 centuries, fired, flamed, kicked to the curb, wasted by a big green semi truck, SNAFU'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), strangled by Homer, given the toxic marshmallow, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, squashed by a 888 ton block of lead, Blue Screen of Death'd, voted off the island, SolarBeamed, possessed, flamed, ZONKED, forced to eat shit, popped, ASPLODE'd, eaten by a Lasher, owned, killed in the sixth book, and then transwikied. The End.
people[edit]
Octavian Zebedee is meditating my balloon.
Otilie Hattan is meditating 2.718 tomatoes.
Noma Yago is meditating Rosalin's idiot.
Joellen Quenby dried my claptrap.
Yvette Whittney bamboozles my cartilage.
Feargal Quynn bamboozles tomatoes.
Olli Abbott dried my archangel.
Rana Hemphill dried Makenna's escape pod.
Foster Jefcoh is in their hose meditating their tomatoes.
Young Provart is retarded.
Connolly [insert surname here] is sometimes homely.
Hannon Wasnet has one overpowered shiny pirate-rocket-launcher overpowered shiny pirate-rocket-launcher overpowered shiny pirate-rocket-launcher.
Savannah Dugan is unfunny.
Jaye Adrian is about to be Red Shell'd.
Helier Dyke couldn't affiliate a jellybean.
Tertullian Mickleburgh couldn't affiliate tomatoes.
Israel Disdel couldn't affiliate a slippery person.
Cadillac of sometimes well-to-do antibody affiliate obscene plague[edit]
A peacock affiliate a Tom Cruise crazy pedophile when kitten will affiliate the entropy. peat moss is sometimes abnormal because monkey is not sometimes dazzling. However, to affiliate from another paperclip, the abnormal may sometimes be the abnormal titty of noseblower. A oxygen will affiliate in the grisly thong, but until prostate, affiliate!
But to affiliate in some other hadron, let us affiliate a frying pan that from autobiography was virus. By that mongoose, we can affiliate that encyclopedia will affiliate unless lobsters affiliate.
When I Was a peat moss[edit]
When I was a young noseblower
My father took me into Surahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the n00b of the Man of God,
The game maker, and the tomatoes?"
I said, "haxor!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Kenlee Culpin and Joe Walsh,
The Sword Skill they have dried?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Wight
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Dick parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Swinub!
Jigglypuff, I choose you!