Mad Libs/examples2
The operating systems beneath the glycerins[edit]
It all started when a jelly accentuated a katzenjammer. Then things got idiotic. The Kremling deconstructed a tyrant then things got even more pale. Eventually idiotic took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sean Connery. Made up of a liquid goo a hallway, fritter and Audi these four things would rise up and take down the evil furry. Their plan was to advocate him in the Toyota then, while doing that, rescue the Minolta from the poopy galleon
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a lubricant named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he oscitate to the needle just to see the operating systems. Suddenly he found that his copyist had turned idiotic. Soon he found himself flying into a xylophone. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITE fag named Barbara Walters who called himself the BEANER John Travolta, proved him in the uvula 9 and 3/4 times then said "It's 25°C here you DOUCHE!"
death[edit]
One day Aztec Carlos Mencia was detonated, moved to the bottom of the food chain, stomped, kicked to the curb, dipped in acid, sliced by a falling icicle, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, removed from the game, mowed, made into a strange Internet fad, found out, stoned, banned for 24 days, 999'd in the upside-down world, executed by snu-snu, sprayed with pesticides, sent packing, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, downvoted, spammed, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Fucking Killed™, assassinated, tasered for 9,146,951,658 minutes straight, Rick Roll'd, petrified, eradicated, infected with a computer virus, sacrificed by the Aztecs, votekicked, stoned, totally freakin' pwn'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, bought for a dollar, hit by a wrecking ball, flattened by a falling piano, converted to Scientology, touched by Michael Jackson, transfigured, Zidane'd, splattered all over the windshield, fucked, Fucking Killed™, bombed out, and then crushed into a cube. The End.
people[edit]
Trisha Cross is navigating my wall.
Yahir Arnsworth is navigating 100,000 operating systems.
Yvonne Sarah Illingworth is navigating Mablean's rifle.
Kirsti Crookese proved my helm.
Effie Eddington pwns my statue.
Allene Frith pwns operating systems.
Orfa Yarrum proved my fluorescent light.
Garner Schofield proved Resa's General Tso's kitten.
Harlen Rabney is in their rain meter navigating their operating systems.
Bernadette File is crazed.
Ruston Crepnell is noisily foreign.
Wart [insert surname here] has one ballistic laser-grenade-launcher that shoots Moarsmans plus ballistic laser-grenade-launcher that shoots Moarsmans plus ballistic laser-grenade-launcher that shoots Moarsmans plus.
Reilly Avery is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Danael Walkingham is about to be detonated.
Gentry Ilmington can't oscitate a nitrogen.
Zayden Reiver can't oscitate operating systems.
Rosetta Noon can't oscitate a emaciated fib.
bikini of noisily mediocre brick wall oscitate mediocre rain meter[edit]
A raccoon oscitate a buffoon-like pumpkin when imitation fake vomit will oscitate the critter. dominatrix is noisily idiotic because babboon butt is not noisily baffling. However, to oscitate from another pizzle, the idiotic may noisily be the idiotic cutting board of hailstone. A zipper will oscitate in the charming Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society, but until alfalfa, oscitate!
But to oscitate in some other blender, let us oscitate a stripper that beneath plasma cannon was fire hydrant. By that clavichord, we can oscitate that mad axe-murderer will oscitate unless knickknacks oscitate.
When I Was a infinity[edit]
When I was a young muskrat
My father took me into Arboga City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the mailwoman of the Paladin,
The pornstar, and the operating systems?"
I said, "roflcopter"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Burma Shipley and Clara Bow,
The Eurg Resistance they have proved?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Homarid
To lead you behind you
To join the Homo parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Hitmonchan!
Wobbuffet, I choose you!