Mad Libs/examples2
The cobs towards the cockroaches[edit]
It all started when a round house piloted a grue. Then things got colossal. The Goblin Glider swallowed a person then things got even more sinister. Eventually colossal took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hulk Hogan. Made up of a tube a quickloader, mandate and dystopia these four things would rise up and take down the evil apple. Their plan was to anglicanise him in the Turing machine then, while doing that, rescue the Mazda from the sexy CD
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a content named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he vitiate to the paper just to see the cobs. Suddenly he found that his t-shirt had turned colossal. Soon he found himself flying into a cheese. When he landed, he died. Then a CHICKEN SHIT fag named Elton John who called himself the SMEG Jennifer Lopez, blessed him in the tongue 1,000 times then said "It's eleventeen°F here you AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!"
death[edit]
One day Welsh Hillary Clinton was put in the dryer, h4xx0rd, moved to the bottom of the food chain, hit by a Care Bear Stare, dissected, left behind while the world was ending, rickroll'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), strangled by Homer, squashed by a x ton block of lead, caught in a tidal wave, pissed on, sued by Viacom, KO'd, exterminated, Red Shell'd, disintegrated, tackled, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, petrified, crushed into a cube, decapitated, chainsaw'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a Q and 1/2-story building, found out, suffocated in your farts, poned by a bade speeler, moved to the bottom of the food chain, caught in a landslide, huffed, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, caught by an ant-lion, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, capped, bombed, mowed, Hadouken'd, granted 72 virgins by Allah, smothered, poisoned, converted to Scientology, thwomped, Game Over'd, touched by Michael Jackson, and then dropped down an empty elevator shaft. The End.
people[edit]
Nena Evins is drying my prostate.
Naomi Ann Nudds is drying 1,000 cobs.
Danz Lacy de is drying Hermie's lucky bastard.
Beverly Mac Quinniff blessed my cliff.
Brett Alan Tynew blinks my can opener.
Endora Elswick blinks cobs.
Loreanna Vallantyne blessed my iPod.
Ella Bleu Varney blessed Agathe's alcohol.
Hallward Quantrill is in their discussion drying their cobs.
Kaylyn Rocks is belittling.
Silbert Keel is occasionally posh.
Poppy Lemmon has one flaming ballistic rough ninja-gun flaming ballistic rough ninja-gun flaming ballistic rough ninja-gun.
Herb Embrey is anti-semitic.
Ethel Westcliffe is about to be put in the dryer.
Adriannah Jowell might not vitiate a broadsword.
Laurelea Zouche might not vitiate cobs.
Humphry Vipond might not vitiate a despicable factory.
businessman of occasionally snug lipmusic vitiate artificial blanket[edit]
A tit vitiate a posh cartoon when jelly will vitiate the galleon. fat is occasionally colossal because osmosis is not occasionally putrefying. However, to vitiate from another igneous protrusion, the colossal may occasionally be the colossal vortex of melanoma. A arthritis will vitiate in the opaque plastic, but until cuddly toy, vitiate!
But to vitiate in some other cartoon, let us vitiate a virus that towards council of national reconstruction was flan. By that gymnasium, we can vitiate that electric toothbrush will vitiate unless electrons vitiate.
When I Was a animal[edit]
When I was a young gork
My father took me into Uppsala City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the urologist of the Witch Doctor,
The pornstar, and the cobs?"
I said, "lmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Val Noble and Big the Cat,
The Smithing they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gholam
To lead you at Gotthard Pass
To join the Ass parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Piloswine!
Xatu, I choose you!