Mad Libs/examples2
The gas tanks about the blenders[edit]
It all started when a alcohol baked a dominatrix. Then things got zany. The air rioted a lobster then things got even more shimmery. Eventually zany took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jerry Jackson. Made up of a tadpole a anchovies, blah and mouth these four things would rise up and take down the evil daydream. Their plan was to taste him in the zebra then, while doing that, rescue the mouse from the contagious copypasta
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a boar named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he calcify to the bear just to see the gas tanks. Suddenly he found that his paycheck had turned zany. Soon he found himself flying into a plate. When he landed, he died. Then a CUNT fag named Stephen Sondheim who called himself the PENIS Barney the Dinosaur, pwned him in the metatarsal Thursday times then said "It's 30°F here you CUNT!"
death[edit]
One day Romanian Kyle Broflovski was stoned, obliterated, suffocated, Blue Screen of Death'd, Bankrupted, caught in a temporal paradox, shot...by cancer, covered in tar and feathers, removed from the game, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", possessed, thrown off a cliff, SolarBeamed, hit by a Care Bear Stare, crucified, given the toxic marshmallow, shipped to Mars, buried alive, cancelled, chainsaw'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, crucified, Blue Shell'd, hexed, hit by a car, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, fired, exterminated, electrocuted by 100,000,000 Grues, eradicated, raped and killed, turned off, checkmated, covered in tar and feathers, eaten by a male nymph, Nerf'd, 20-hit combo'd, hit by a car, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, cheated on, Aeroblasted, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", possessed, and then burninated. The End.
people[edit]
Hulda Taafee is writing my book.
Quinby Ingoldsby is writing eleventeen gas tanks.
Magdalen Unehan is writing Robin's copypasta.
Nova Nunley pwned my terracotta.
Thelma Ailwyn matures my lemon.
Jaydon Hawkswell matures gas tanks.
Bobbee Howett pwned my muffin.
McQuinn Baikie pwned Hallie's treehouse.
Nicki Connock is in their nuclear reactor writing their gas tanks.
Quinton Quinlish is shaky.
Keye [insert surname here] is rhythmically mundane.
Tilly Harding has one poisonous phaser-gun poisonous phaser-gun poisonous phaser-gun.
Dara Kenney is bisexual.
Pauleen Haxley is about to be stoned.
Iana Fehilly couldn't calcify a paper.
Kezia [insert surname here] couldn't calcify gas tanks.
Greta Rudram couldn't calcify a laughable minefield.
antibacterial of rhythmically nail-biting excrement calcify snug liger[edit]
A stampede calcify a infectious ricer when pile of flaming horse feces will calcify the neck. tempest is rhythmically zany because airplane is not rhythmically intransigent. However, to calcify from another cubicle, the zany may rhythmically be the zany penis of peanut. A cod will calcify in the round chisel, but until Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society, calcify!
But to calcify in some other ocean, let us calcify a pizzle that about kamikaze was foible. By that REM, we can calcify that anything will calcify unless gyroscopes calcify.
When I Was a carriage[edit]
When I was a young Hyakugojyuuichi!!
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the secretary of the Fairy,
The pilot, and the gas tanks?"
I said, "wtf??"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
William Twentyman and Big the Cat,
The Brain Age they have pwned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Weapon
To lead you at Hogwarts
To join the Fuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Tyrogue!
Muc, I choose you!