Mad Libs/examples2
The kittens outside the petroglyphs[edit]
It all started when a conspiracy expelled a station wagon. Then things got dazzling. The apple juice ate a adverb then things got even more smelly. Eventually dazzling took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Lord Voldemort. Made up of a tractor a steak dinner, disaster and council of national reconstruction these four things would rise up and take down the evil pizzle. Their plan was to freeze him in the airplane then, while doing that, rescue the archangel from the clammy nystagmus
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a ice skate named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he nuke to the ripple just to see the kittens. Suddenly he found that his dishwasher had turned dazzling. Soon he found himself flying into a dyslexia. When he landed, he died. Then a JOHNNY fag named Sylvester Stallone who called himself the STUB Donald Duck, pwned him in the calf 1,000 times then said "It's 31,337°F here you NAZI!"
death[edit]
One day Canadian Meg Griffin was pushed off the Empire State Building, fired by your boss, poisoned, shanked, Killer card'ed, swallowed by Kirby, mowed, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, sent packing, banned from the internet, decimated, ZONKED, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, lightsaber'd, torch'd, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, crushed into a cube, SHOT, fragged, Surfed, poisoned, tarred and feathered, disintegrated, Bob-omb'd, Ice Beamed, planarly isolated, torch'd, stung by mosquitoes, sold for scrap metal, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, scammed, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, bombed by terrorists, sold for scrap metal, pissed on, reverted, sacrificed by the Aztecs, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, eliminated, killed in the sixth book, nuked, Final Smash'd, laid to rest, crapped on, and then checkmated. The End.
people[edit]
Parker Graham is deconstructing my gasoline.
Olesia Runian is deconstructing 1.5 kittens.
Grouchy Picen is deconstructing Milton's minecart.
Branca Quinnell pwned my xanthochroi.
William Venters alerts my terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Zacky Nyland alerts kittens.
Franks Mather pwned my octohedron.
Xenia Kirrane pwned Gallan's evil secret Canadian mind-control device.
Folvy Loake is in their cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal deconstructing their kittens.
Amara Eglan is shiny.
Ingers Zouche is briskly tacky.
Finegan Yallmer has one exploding rocket-propelled extra-large photon-dart gun that shoots shotguns exploding rocket-propelled extra-large photon-dart gun that shoots shotguns exploding rocket-propelled extra-large photon-dart gun that shoots shotguns.
Wendel Zouche is intersexual.
Quin Rowlt is about to be pushed off the Empire State Building.
Diana Newney wouldn't nuke a Daewoo.
Pamela Wallington wouldn't nuke kittens.
Rowena MacDaid wouldn't nuke a homosexual lipmusic.
paedophile of briskly educated paedophile nuke cryptic truffle[edit]
A hailstone nuke a defenestratable escape pod when magma will nuke the ricer. question mark is briskly dazzling because boardwalk is not briskly bad mannered. However, to nuke from another adverb, the dazzling may briskly be the dazzling cartilage of muffinface. A toboggan will nuke in the furry question mark, but until lipmusic, nuke!
But to nuke in some other book, let us nuke a nob that outside rickroll was facepalm. By that pizzle, we can nuke that ramen noodle will nuke unless hobgoblins nuke.
When I Was a high-powered laser rifle[edit]
When I was a young button
My father took me into Skövde City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the gynecologist of the White Witch,
The an elf, and the kittens?"
I said, "lmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Xanthia Kellahan and Thomas Edison,
The Pi Memorization they have pwned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Neogi
To lead you on Planet Hollywood
To join the Titty parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Scizor!
Marill, I choose you!