Mad Libs/examples2
The hybrid engines including the virii[edit]
It all started when a sweet and sour chicken employed a faceplant. Then things got shaky. The Cadillac crystallized a neck then things got even more ugly. Eventually shaky took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Cher. Made up of a riddle a cockgoblin, book and bollocks these four things would rise up and take down the evil General Tso's kitten. Their plan was to fornicate him in the road then, while doing that, rescue the Gatsby from the cryptic boat
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a barn named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he neuter to the muff just to see the hybrid engines. Suddenly he found that his blanket had turned shaky. Soon he found himself flying into a camera. When he landed, he died. Then a ASS fag named Waluigi who called himself the TWAT Leonardo da Vinci, agreed him in the scrotum 666 times then said "It's 1,038°C here you TAFFY!"
death[edit]
One day South African Simon Cowell was stomped, defeated, ASPLODE'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, shot...by cancer, exterminated, 20-hit combo'd, touched with a ten-foot pole, disenchanted, de1337ed, pecked to death by 888 chickens, caught in a landslide, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, removed from the game, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, h4xx0rd, Aeroblasted, SNAFU'd, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", executed by snu-snu, placed in the event horizon, sent to sleep with the fishes, Green Shell'd, sent packing, raped and killed, sued by Viacom, locked in the basement, sliced by a falling icicle, ambushed by 31,337 n00bs, deep-fried, mowed, turned off, axed, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", crushed by a piano dropped from a 998,001-story building, crapped on, caught stepping on the red zone, electric chair'd, found out, caught in a landslide, unresurrected, planarly isolated, thwomped, and then forced to clear a minefield with a mallet. The End.
people[edit]
Xanthia [insert surname here] is pandering my holster.
Aubrette Bythsea is pandering 42 hybrid engines.
Ulysses Querrington is pandering Rena's PINGA.
Ellyson Hunewell agreed my lighting.
Eddee Wilhair cures my pumpkin.
Xandra Panneen cures hybrid engines.
Agustina Yallop agreed my terrorist.
Ila Uckington agreed Xenia's barn.
Wenona O'Kilty is in their insanity pandering their hybrid engines.
Yolande Louise [insert surname here] is sacrificed.
Ellie Grepwell is cheekily slippery.
Francisca Liddemore has one indestructible shiny zip gun indestructible shiny zip gun indestructible shiny zip gun.
Sara Lee Weatherspoon is lesbian.
Ellsworth McLaffy is about to be stomped.
Ayah Ewles may neuter a ballroom.
Ellie Fairey may neuter hybrid engines.
Quinny O'Murchoe may neuter a cryptic mycobacterium.
monster of cheekily despicable MIDI controller neuter coruscating loser[edit]
A neck neuter a homosexual 20-hit combo when glucose will neuter the steak dinner. liger is cheekily shaky because tong is not cheekily trusty. However, to neuter from another lobby, the shaky may cheekily be the shaky goose egg of marshmallow. A rope will neuter in the rude t-shirt, but until kitten, neuter!
But to neuter in some other noseblower, let us neuter a speaker that including philanthropist was orc. By that kitten pot pie, we can neuter that fluorescent light will neuter unless gymnasiums neuter.
When I Was a homology[edit]
When I was a young Daewoo
My father took me into Falköping City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the barber of the Witch Doctor,
The milkman, and the hybrid engines?"
I said, "OMG!1!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Frank Towle<option> <option>Towler and Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore,
The Pizza-Eating Skills they have agreed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Heffalump
To lead you at college
To join the Goddamn parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Noctowl!
Charizard, I choose you!