Mad Libs/examples2
The tires except the electrons[edit]
It all started when a quote deceived a electrified mocha chinchilla. Then things got rude. The glue abandoned a cauldron then things got even more moist. Eventually rude took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur. Made up of a baby a quote, copyist and holster these four things would rise up and take down the evil terracotta. Their plan was to excruciate him in the option then, while doing that, rescue the operating theater from the defensive helm
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a bat named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he jam to the brickbat just to see the tires. Suddenly he found that his muskrat had turned rude. Soon he found himself flying into a verb. When he landed, he died. Then a CHICKEN SHIT fag named Walt Disney who called himself the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Slobodan Milošević, bamboozled him in the armpit 2.718 times then said "It's 85°C here you CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON!"
death[edit]
One day Croatian Ian Paisley was electrocuted by n Grues, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, fired, banned for 24 days, suffocated in your farts, torch'd, pwnt to death, wasted by a big green semi truck, executed by snu-snu, Killer card'ed, Raigeki'd, crushed by Santa, sold for scrap metal, outsmarted by a 5th grader, wasted by a big green semi truck, recycled, raped and killed, lol'd, executed by snu-snu, crushed into a cube, incinerated, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, caught by an ant-lion, BENSONATED, sent to sleep with the fishes, sliced by a falling icicle, disintegrated, Blue Shell'd, axed, excluded from the future, unresurrected, overthrown, dissected, eviscerated, Rick Roll'd, curbstomped, infected with a computer virus, sent to sleep with the fishes, dipped in acid, sent to the Day of Lavos, dissected, drawn and quartered, owned, wasted by a big green semi truck, and then tried as a witch. The End.
people[edit]
Ivory Balfe is suffocating my raid.
Ioanah Fiddyment is suffocating 123 tires.
Clarance Utting is suffocating Zaguirre's dictator.
Elvis Snooks bamboozled my Xbox.
Walt Retter advises my microcosm.
Whitelaw Lavery advises tires.
Nathaly Yarr bamboozled my antibody.
Farrel Enoch bamboozled Julie's titty.
Randolph O'Rogan is in their zebra suffocating their tires.
Rene Charles Ballingoll is erudite.
Johnny Kearsey is peevishly rotted.
Yahir Woodruff has one stupidly overelaborate double-ultra super megaquantum-glue gun that shoots Anopheliis stupidly overelaborate double-ultra super megaquantum-glue gun that shoots Anopheliis stupidly overelaborate double-ultra super megaquantum-glue gun that shoots Anopheliis.
Birdie Allenson is gay.
Xaviera [insert surname here] is about to be electrocuted by n Grues.
Erica Northing might not jam a piñata.
Quinn Felce might not jam tires.
Nichola Dyvoy might not jam a sexy homotopy.
titty of peevishly vast ice skate jam overwrought Pontiac[edit]
A comma jam a uptight cockgoblin when reindeer will jam the factory. milk is peevishly rude because flagella is not peevishly homely. However, to jam from another cake, the rude may peevishly be the rude adjective of imitation fake vomit. A rifle will jam in the belittling feng shui, but until Honda, jam!
But to jam in some other baseball bat, let us jam a fluorescent light that except Aspergers was fire hydrant. By that rocket, we can jam that factoid will jam unless claptraps jam.
When I Was a clavichord[edit]
When I was a young Ford Pinto
My father took me into Örnsköldsvik City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the judge of the Witch Doctor,
The pornstar, and the tires?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jaylon Jeavington and Rob Liefeld,
The Healing they have bamboozled?
Because one day, I'll leave you a colorless green idea
To lead you behind you
To join the Wanker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Slugma!
Typhlosion, I choose you!