Mad Libs/examples2
The cobs worth the bathtubs[edit]
It all started when a Soliton radar DELETED! a Xbox. Then things got doubtful. The Mexican wave proved a galleon then things got even more infectious. Eventually doubtful took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Dr. Phil. Made up of a minecart a fritter, Pyrex and Kodak these four things would rise up and take down the evil Aspergers. Their plan was to deconstruct him in the plasma cannon then, while doing that, rescue the hallway from the infectious lucky bastard
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a monster named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he optimize to the lemming just to see the cobs. Suddenly he found that his tennis racket had turned doubtful. Soon he found himself flying into a Pac-Man. When he landed, he died. Then a BATHING SUIT AREA fag named Stephen Colbert who called himself the FRAK Oscar Wilde, sanctified him in the mustache 8 times then said "It's 100,000°F here you HADJI!"
death[edit]
One day Mongolian Mickey Mouse was erased, possessed, KO'd, shipped to Mars, lightsaber'd, moved to the bottom of the food chain, granted 72 virgins by Allah, reverted, 20-hit combo'd, found out, vandalized, disassembled, Hadouken'd, spammed, chainsaw'd, sacrificed by the Aztecs, disembowelled, Flamethrower'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, imploded, hit by a wrecking ball, fragged, voted off the island, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), pwnt, put in the dishwasher, vandalized, End Task'd, Ice Beamed, transwikied, strangled by Homer, curbstomped, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, eliminated, reverted, burninated, KO'd, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, covered in tar and feathers, splattered all over the windshield, owned, eaten by an Aracoix, sold for scrap metal, and then Bob-omb'd. The End.
people[edit]
Odel Wittrick is raping my hose.
Wesley Eaglen is raping 709871523 cobs.
Khristina Mobsworth is raping Audan's aviator.
Vin [insert surname here] sanctified my Cadillac.
Grey Ashe washes my xanthochroi.
Xenia Wilcox washes cobs.
Krystal [insert surname here] sanctified my band.
Zayne Nellewell sanctified Charlena's gun.
Stefani Odgers is in their comma raping their cobs.
Britteny Tannahill is tacky.
Lenart Quinlisk is repulsively slutty.
Wilhelm Vallelly has one rocket-propelled shiny photon-zip gun rocket-propelled shiny photon-zip gun rocket-propelled shiny photon-zip gun.
Brooke Louise [insert surname here] is a prostitute.
Peninna Tidworth is about to be erased.
Al Ruckle might optimize a discussion.
Amellia Yeoman might optimize cobs.
Purvis Vertue might optimize a red tennis racket.
railing of repulsively bloody thumbtack optimize foreign critter[edit]
A terrorist optimize a cheery apple when ricer will optimize the lucky bastard. padlock is repulsively doubtful because tyrant is not repulsively folksy. However, to optimize from another PlayStation, the doubtful may repulsively be the doubtful neverland of fiasco. A houseplant will optimize in the offensive jeans, but until diode, optimize!
But to optimize in some other 20-hit combo, let us optimize a rollerblade that worth verb was pizzle. By that Pontiac, we can optimize that antibody will optimize unless CDs optimize.
When I Was a nexus[edit]
When I was a young cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal
My father took me into Södertälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the poopsmith of the Angel,
The cameraman, and the cobs?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
O'Donovan Atteswell and Pythagoras,
The Stamina they have sanctified?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Altmer
To lead you with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
To join the Faggot parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Crobat!
Crobat, I choose you!