Mad Libs/examples2
The options save the balloons[edit]
It all started when a lobby piloted a Kremling. Then things got educated. The philosopher litigated a factory then things got even more slippery. Eventually educated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named The King of the Internet. Made up of a round house a blanket, lowbrow and fritter these four things would rise up and take down the evil garbage bin. Their plan was to wamble him in the suicide bomber then, while doing that, rescue the ox from the bulbous raccoon
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a cartoon named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ruffle to the knickknack just to see the options. Suddenly he found that his oven had turned educated. Soon he found himself flying into a Taahgaarxian. When he landed, he died. Then a NIGGER TITS fag named Stewie Griffin who called himself the CHINK Natalie Portman, felt him in the wrist 43 times then said "It's 40°F here you PISS OFF MY ASS!"
death[edit]
One day Burmese Michael Jordan was converted to Scientology, fired by your boss, crushed by a piano dropped from a Thursday-story building, put in the dishwasher, End Task'd, deleted, outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed, crucified, dipped in acid, Game Over'd, Bob-omb'd, deported, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, Hadouken'd, Bob-omb'd, executed by snu-snu, feasted on Thanksgiving, Final Smash'd, covered in tar and feathers, VFD'd, sliced by a falling icicle, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, compressed into a single point, touched with a ten-foot pole, found out, hanged, pushed off the Empire State Building, pecked to death by 1,000 chickens, compressed into a single point, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, tackled, sprayed with pesticides, Game Over'd, SolarBeamed, spammed, retired, hit by a Care Bear Stare, Rick Roll'd, shipped to Mars, mowed, shanked, axed, tackled, executed by snu-snu, and then Ice Beamed. The End.
people[edit]
Encharon Tangney is deliberating my lucky bastard.
Tawne Gausden is deliberating 420 options.
Procter Consdin is deliberating Vinesse's espresso.
Xaviera Jay felt my terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Lyssa Roya Skerrington breaks my nexus.
Undine Shorten breaks options.
Danita Zala felt my broadsword.
Huberta Eddery felt Garren's rickroll.
Patte Salterthwait is in their factory deliberating their options.
Ammanda O'Merlehan is yellow-bellied.
Lainie Ann Abell is raucously foreign.
Rickie Westnutt has one exploding biological extra-large pirate-minigun exploding biological extra-large pirate-minigun exploding biological extra-large pirate-minigun.
Tristen Tirry is lesbian.
Gwen Gavin is about to be converted to Scientology.
Xanthia De La Roche can ruffle a oven.
Ian Donald Glenn Finlaison can ruffle options.
Tikke Joske can ruffle a trusty mammary gland.
Texas toast of raucously lavish kitten chow mein ruffle flaccid glass orb[edit]
A tadpole ruffle a controversial baby when attorney will ruffle the Green Lantern ring. gelato is raucously educated because cockgoblin is not raucously Tom Cruise crazy. However, to ruffle from another mad axe-murderer, the educated may raucously be the educated ox of Audi. A kakistocracy will ruffle in the slimy armpit hair, but until bomb, ruffle!
But to ruffle in some other virus, let us ruffle a alcohol that save nystagmus was Mazda. By that gamelan, we can ruffle that automobile will ruffle unless sharks ruffle.
When I Was a Volvo[edit]
When I was a young businessman
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the nurse of the Fairy,
The poopsmith, and the options?"
I said, "i'm 1447!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Laurentana Quail and Bozo,
The Admin Skill they have felt?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Shreth
To lead you on Saturn
To join the Cockmongler parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Omanyte!
Tentacruel, I choose you!