Mad Libs/examples2
The homotopies given the violoncelli[edit]
It all started when a l33t h4x0r froze a bomb. Then things got absorbent. The microscope piloted a Pokémon then things got even more nail-biting. Eventually absorbent took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Ronald McDonald. Made up of a bear a pillow, daffodil and graffiti these four things would rise up and take down the evil thong. Their plan was to abandon him in the racket then, while doing that, rescue the Kirby from the quick pile of flaming horse feces
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a riffraff named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he hack, slash, & burn to the guillotine just to see the homotopies. Suddenly he found that his Zelda had turned absorbent. Soon he found himself flying into a jellybean. When he landed, he died. Then a FUCKFACE fag named Chuck Norris who called himself the WANKSPLAT Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, analyzed him in the hair 2.718 times then said "It's 31,337°C here you CHOAD KISSER!"
death[edit]
One day Afghan Margaret Thatcher was fired by your boss, outsmarted by a 5th grader, zapped by infrared radiation, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, vandalized, checkmated, lightning bolted, Game Over'd, deported, incinerated, evicted, de1337ed, given a sex change, forced to clear a minefield with a mallet, caught in a tidal wave, poned by a bade speeler, forced to eat shit, buried alive, Aeroblasted, Final Smash'd, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), crapped on, chainsaw'd, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, shanked, tried as a witch, eaten by gators, outsmarted by a 5th grader, drownded, sliced by a falling icicle, votekicked, sent packing, sold for scrap metal, vindicated, eaten by a Grue, trapped without food or drink, Killer card'ed, ASPLODE'd, SNAFU'd, touched by Michael Jackson, Green Shell'd, stung by mosquitoes, feasted on Thanksgiving, derailed, and then catapulted away. The End.
people[edit]
Laurin Byrth is agreeing my prostate.
Quinny Tetcombe is agreeing Thursday homotopies.
Tawna [insert surname here] is agreeing Albertha's jeans.
Alainah Farry analyzed my holster.
Alathea Langstaffe earns my cutting board.
Jeannette Horgan earns homotopies.
Heath Lebel analyzed my amplifier.
Betsie Fortune analyzed Michaela's nuclear reactor.
Margaretta Whipp is in their mesothelioma agreeing their homotopies.
Hillarie Wellhouse is beloved.
Tori Oliphant is cheekily fervent.
Igby DeWine has one freezing overpowered prototype ninja-dart gun that shoots crossbows freezing overpowered prototype ninja-dart gun that shoots crossbows freezing overpowered prototype ninja-dart gun that shoots crossbows.
Florida Irvington is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Indigo Ketton is about to be fired by your boss.
Lashonda Emerton can't hack, slash, & burn a paperclip.
Valerie Middlemess can't hack, slash, & burn homotopies.
Jaime Lattlewell can't hack, slash, & burn a homosexual cowbell.
round house of cheekily sensual raccoon hack, slash, & burn joyful foible[edit]
A VCR hack, slash, & burn a senseless Furby when octopus will hack, slash, & burn the Republican. hostel is cheekily absorbent because daffodil is not cheekily crazed. However, to hack, slash, & burn from another tank, the absorbent may cheekily be the absorbent milquetoast of chiffon. A infinity will hack, slash, & burn in the wobbly Green Lantern ring, but until cadaver, hack, slash, & burn!
But to hack, slash, & burn in some other thumbtack, let us hack, slash, & burn a tire that given cheese was bimbo. By that sweet and sour chicken, we can hack, slash, & burn that boardwalk will hack, slash, & burn unless encyclopedias hack, slash, & burn.
When I Was a monster[edit]
When I was a young blimp
My father took me into Skellefteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the booby cleaner of the Bishop,
The television writer, and the homotopies?"
I said, "furfag."
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Pascale Ruttle and Bill Gates,
The Speed they have analyzed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Gnoblar
To lead you on the Death Star
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Bayleef!
Raikou, I choose you!