Mad Libs/examples2
The houseplants underneath the nuclear reactors[edit]
It all started when a octopus meditated a cinderblock. Then things got on the ball. The VCR pandered a beach ball then things got even more on edge. Eventually on the ball took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Jordan. Made up of a Audi a cubicle, crusher and lucky bastard these four things would rise up and take down the evil lumber. Their plan was to sacrifice him in the electric toothbrush then, while doing that, rescue the bat from the furry raccoon
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a belfry named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he neuter to the lumber just to see the houseplants. Suddenly he found that his clock had turned on the ball. Soon he found himself flying into a vulva. When he landed, he died. Then a BITCH fag named Jennifer Aniston who called himself the TRANNY Albert Einstein, piloted him in the rectum 4 times then said "It's 55°F here you DELICIOUS CAKE!"
death[edit]
One day Aztec Madonna was h4xx0rd, tried as a witch, bombed by terrorists, BALEETED, disembowelled, turned into a brony, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, hung, drawn and quartered by Grues, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, Avada Kedavra'd, cancelled, crushed by a piano dropped from a 50-story building, crushed by a piano dropped from a x-story building, killed in the sixth book, dissected, finished, swallowed by Kirby, dipped in acid, disenchanted, kicked in the nuts, touched with a ten-foot pole, disassembled, finished, fragged, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, catapulted away, killed by your own Green Shell, poned by a bade speeler, voted off the island, Surfed, stomped, ninja'd, fired, thrown off a cliff, curbstomped, electrocuted by π Grues, fired by your boss, Raigeki'd, overthrown, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, poisoned, catapulted away, retired, Bankrupted, and then Death Note'd. The End.
people[edit]
Coffey [insert surname here] is piloting my Xbox.
Zackes Musset is piloting 25 houseplants.
Winny Jelper is piloting Pouria's potato masher.
Earline Croft piloted my amplifier.
Yana Bloom litigates my plague.
Sherman Zala litigates houseplants.
Yuhua Quinne piloted my alcohol.
Darnetta Pardoe piloted Babb's hailstone.
Clem Lilburn is in their cutting board piloting their houseplants.
Whitley Letch is white.
Rina Isbister is rabidly wobbly.
Vee-Arnie Kilgrew has one freezing stupidly overelaborate ion-gun freezing stupidly overelaborate ion-gun freezing stupidly overelaborate ion-gun.
Quintin Vahey is lesbian.
Jean Issington is about to be h4xx0rd.
Elissa Varley will neuter a heretic.
Vicky Jeeves will neuter houseplants.
Ovid Allenden will neuter a erect mammary gland.
YouTube Poop of rabidly puzzling paperclip neuter controversial elf[edit]
A houseplant neuter a hideous DJ when Green Lantern ring will neuter the nostalgia. tempest is rabidly on the ball because discussion is not rabidly charming. However, to neuter from another cake, the on the ball may rabidly be the on the ball melanoma of osteoporosis. A polyethylene will neuter in the spine-chilling boar, but until dyslexia, neuter!
But to neuter in some other Geiger counter, let us neuter a suicide bomber that underneath rollerblade was milk. By that mammary gland, we can neuter that fire hydrant will neuter unless killer whales neuter.
When I Was a crusher[edit]
When I was a young lasagna
My father took me into Sundsvall City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the sound man of the Pixie,
The computer programmer, and the houseplants?"
I said, "i pwnz u"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ophra Froome and Segata Sanshiro,
The Magic they have piloted?
Because one day, I'll leave you a legion of Slivers
To lead you inside the Men's Room
To join the Cunt parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Raichu!
Scrafty, I choose you!