Mad Libs/examples2
The white boys out the blenders[edit]
It all started when a xenomorph legislated a dishwasher. Then things got living. The copypasta felt a leaking roof then things got even more slippery. Eventually living took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Clara Bow. Made up of a snake a snowflake, stamp and operating system these four things would rise up and take down the evil band. Their plan was to baste him in the lasagna then, while doing that, rescue the brand from the XTREME diode
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a furnace named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he duel to the tong just to see the white boys. Suddenly he found that his leukemia had turned living. Soon he found himself flying into a Subaru. When he landed, he died. Then a SHITSLINGING fag named Jessica Alba who called himself the PIG Hugo Chávez, piloted him in the abdomen 11 times then said "It's 8,761°C here you TWISTY VAGINA!"
death[edit]
One day Japanese Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was totally freakin' pwn'd, hit for 6, sent to Pluto, transfigured, vindicated, Killer card'ed, Goatse'd, raped and killed, put in the dryer, bought for a dollar, pwnt to death, 999'd in the upside-down world, sued by Viacom, kicked to the curb, kicked in the nuts, tarred and feathered, derailed, locked in the basement, chainsaw'd, hanged, stung by mosquitoes, lightsaber'd, stung by mosquitoes, turned into a brony, BALEETED, bombed by terrorists, rickroll'd, SolarBeamed, finished, BENSONATED, reverted, erased, locked in the basement, turned off, pwnt, lightning bolted, Eye Beam'd, laid to rest, fired, crushed by a piano dropped from a x-story building, tried as a witch, caught stepping on the red zone, moved to the bottom of the food chain, transwikied, and then zapped by infrared radiation. The End.
people[edit]
Cliff Mylam is cruising my brand.
Shakira Axworth is cruising 69,420 white boys.
Xander Quinlish is cruising Jerry's daydream.
Bettina Rutledge piloted my freedom fighter.
Vesper Raughter constructs my mountain.
Loriana Adshead constructs white boys.
Vespasian Milroy piloted my tempest.
Elexa Freegard piloted Eartha's insanity.
Zach Leppingwell is in their camera cruising their white boys.
Nicola Sothern is yellow.
Laurelette Zebedee is riotously erotic.
Holly-Ann Venney has one armour-piercing heavy grenade-launcher armour-piercing heavy grenade-launcher armour-piercing heavy grenade-launcher.
Xanthia Allam is homosexual.
Odell Athey is about to be totally freakin' pwn'd.
Revelle Deale can't duel a mongoose.
Rees Warfe can't duel white boys.
Quentin Silkworth can't duel a sizable flightdeck.
aerodynamics of riotously pointless infinity duel vigilant bank robbery[edit]
A liquid goo duel a megalomaniacal spermicide when belt will duel the engraving. melanoma is riotously living because daffodil is not riotously red. However, to duel from another caterer, the living may riotously be the living anything of rape>. A Nintendo will duel in the lovely stool sample, but until peat moss, duel!
But to duel in some other baby, let us duel a lasagna that out event was cockroach. By that round house, we can duel that conspiracy will duel unless muffinfaces duel.
When I Was a hotel[edit]
When I was a young ocean
My father took me into Mariestad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pilot of the Man of God,
The pirate, and the white boys?"
I said, "leik pwnt!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Yvonne Sarah Illit and Bob Saget,
The Construction they have piloted?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Cactuar
To lead you in The Shire
To join the Titty parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Tangela!
Azumarill, I choose you!