Mad Libs/examples2
The hot dogs among the mice[edit]
It all started when a hailstone navigated a peach. Then things got spontaneous. The fountain froze a cellphone then things got even more naked. Eventually spontaneous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jacques Derrida. Made up of a Doppelgänger a eel, bridge and Mazda these four things would rise up and take down the evil bear. Their plan was to legislate him in the roundhouse kick then, while doing that, rescue the pile of flaming horse feces from the lovely station wagon
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a bridge named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he sniff to the xylophone just to see the hot dogs. Suddenly he found that his lithium had turned spontaneous. Soon he found himself flying into a page. When he landed, he died. Then a SPICY CUNT FUCK fag named Jerry Fallwell who called himself the WOODPECKERSHIT Sylvester the Cat, lathered him in the belly button 69 times then said "It's 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313°F here you GRIS!"
death[edit]
One day Liberian Jessica Alba was Nerf'd, retired, infected with a computer virus, turned off, sliced by a falling icicle, caught by an ant-lion, flushed down, down, down, caught by an ant-lion, checkmated, crapped on, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, stoned, squashed by a 333 ton block of lead, uninvited to the party, buried in homework, nuked, tackled, sent to detention, downvoted, thrown into the fire pit, chainsaw'd, caught in a temporal paradox, annihilated, eradicated, bombed by terrorists, kicked into next week, poned by a bade speeler, Aeroblasted, chased by 45 pedestrians, drawn and quartered, death trapped by JigSaw, eaten by the Spawn of Kraid, stoned, Flamethrower'd, finished, abducted, retired, sliced by a falling icicle, unresurrected, crucified, Bob-omb'd, incinerated, pwnt, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), and then crushed by Santa. The End.
people[edit]
Warwick Jared is deceiving my oddball.
Ossa O'Lannon is deceiving 888 hot dogs.
Osma Addicott is deceiving Iline's event.
Izzie [insert surname here] lathered my hovel.
Yulanda Olsson arrests my governor.
Kenlea Paskin arrests hot dogs.
Stewie Thirlwell lathered my nob.
Kortni Halladay lathered Stevie's politician.
Zaguirre Rountree is in their neck deceiving their hot dogs.
Wilmette Quarry is defensive.
Gahan Fyson is relentlessly uncivilized.
Latia Tregoriss has one overpowered light bow overpowered light bow overpowered light bow.
Florinde Zorkin is asexual.
Quinny Zorkin is about to be Nerf'd.
Bevyn Covenay couldn't sniff a Toyota.
Yvrose [insert surname here] couldn't sniff hot dogs.
Preston Unwell couldn't sniff a trusty nitrogen.
plate of relentlessly boring cellphone sniff boorish arc welder[edit]
A Turing machine sniff a medieval rocket when hybrid engine will sniff the domino. Cadillac is relentlessly spontaneous because fistula is not relentlessly shaky. However, to sniff from another penis, the spontaneous may relentlessly be the spontaneous killer whale of watermelon. A furry will sniff in the senseless muffin, but until igloo, sniff!
But to sniff in some other Xbox, let us sniff a tempest that among cockroach was pedophile. By that xylophone, we can sniff that operating theater will sniff unless Pyrexs sniff.
When I Was a boardwalk[edit]
When I was a young Sega
My father took me into Norrtälje City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the secretary of the Warlock,
The mailwoman, and the hot dogs?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jackie Lumbre and Margaret Thatcher,
The Wound Resistance they have lathered?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Tendriculos
To lead you at the Jordanhill railway station
To join the Cunt parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Miltank!
Seel, I choose you!