Mad Libs/examples2
The violi during the brooms[edit]
It all started when a drain cleaner deterred a balloon. Then things got retarded. The quickloader bamboozled a raid then things got even more shimmery. Eventually retarded took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Benito Mussolini. Made up of a marshmallow a steak dinner, lisp and electron these four things would rise up and take down the evil communist. Their plan was to freeze him in the whereabouts then, while doing that, rescue the garbage bin from the scanty shank
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a eel named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he excruciate to the Goblin Glider just to see the violi. Suddenly he found that his ax murderer had turned retarded. Soon he found himself flying into a dishwasher. When he landed, he died. Then a CECIL JOHN RHODES fag named Homer Simpson who called himself the I'LL RAPE YOU Carlos Mencia, ablated him in the forehead 328,742 times then said "It's 123°F here you SHIT LIKE A HORSE!"
death[edit]
One day Togolese Tom Cruise was possessed, disassembled, tasered for 42 minutes straight, cancelled, crushed by a piano dropped from a 79-story building, tarred and feathered, timeshifted to Sept. 31, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, huffed, checkmated, ASPLODE'd, given a sex change, crushed by Santa, given a sex change, detonated, electrocuted by -0 Grues, killed in the sixth book, smothered, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, farted on for 4,194,304 centuries, tasered for 90 minutes straight, h4xx0rd, yoinked, eaten by gators, forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!", electric chair'd, pushed off the Empire State Building, caught in a temporal paradox, Fucking Killed™, condemned, imploded, sent packing, strangled by Homer, Bankrupted, disembowelled, sacrificed by the Aztecs, bombed, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, transmogrified into a worm, Raigeki'd, electrocuted by 42 Grues, painted black, bombed by terrorists, splattered all over the windshield, and then retired. The End.
people[edit]
Fortune Isleworth is meditating my guru.
Paris Higgs is meditating 30 violi.
Ellie O'Brien is meditating Hope's reindeer.
Dee Treddington ablated my cockgoblin.
Ann Caroline Jascombe matures my Nintendo.
Bennett Narracott matures violi.
Ellis Elvira Cartwright ablated my kitten chow mein.
Earle Yeaworth ablated Zacky's foible.
Desi Nolty is in their sweet and sour chicken meditating their violi.
Rose Noke is nefarious.
Amalia Zender is heartlessly well-to-do.
Euna Zala has one ballistic grenade-launcher that shoots shotguns ballistic grenade-launcher that shoots shotguns ballistic grenade-launcher that shoots shotguns.
Harold Kittlewell is a racist.
Elissa Jane Ventress is about to be possessed.
Niecy Goldby can excruciate a REM.
Elmore Lynigar can excruciate violi.
Yaffa Snitwell can excruciate a artificial ten-foot pole.
egg of heartlessly sumptuous queer excruciate yellow-bellied xanthochroi[edit]
A anger excruciate a demoralizing fountain when businessman will excruciate the kitten piccata. gelato is heartlessly retarded because muskrat is not heartlessly ambiguous. However, to excruciate from another bat, the retarded may heartlessly be the retarded fluorescent light of poodle. A computer will excruciate in the forbidden mouse, but until love, excruciate!
But to excruciate in some other pool table, let us excruciate a bathtub that during fantasy was bridge. By that lens, we can excruciate that kitten chow mein will excruciate unless limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbis excruciate.
When I Was a leukemia[edit]
When I was a young flan
My father took me into Varberg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the mailman of the Witch Doctor,
The death row prison guard, and the violi?"
I said, "FGSFDS"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Randy Jolland and Jessica Alba,
The Staff Skill they have ablated?
Because one day, I'll leave you Halle Berry's invisible penis
To lead you on Pluto
To join the Shit parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Feraligatr!
Muc, I choose you!