Mad Libs/examples2
The operating systems astride the fish[edit]
It all started when a operating theater ablated a zoot suit. Then things got obscene. The steak knife assassinated a broom then things got even more malevolent. Eventually obscene took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Natalie Portman. Made up of a dyslexia a ripple, Suzuki and minefield these four things would rise up and take down the evil hero. Their plan was to dance him in the ballroom then, while doing that, rescue the blow-up doll from the rotted Kremling
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a factoid named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he calcify to the cob just to see the operating systems. Suddenly he found that his bollocks had turned obscene. Soon he found himself flying into a peanut. When he landed, he died. Then a TOSSER fag named Strong Bad who called himself the BULLSHIT Rupert Murdoch, deliberated him in the kidney 65 times then said "It's 3°F here you FUCKER!"
death[edit]
One day Vietnamese John Kerry was vindicated, devoured by crocodiles, crushed by Tetrominoes, granted 72 virgins by Allah, Avada Kedavra'd, poisoned, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, pecked to death by 40 chickens, eliminated, thwomped, turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better), poisoned, Blue Screen of Death'd, mowed, checkmated, trapped without food or drink, framed, SHOT, put in the dryer, Aeroblasted, nuked, torch'd, Flamethrower'd, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, caught by an ant-lion, recycled, electric chair'd, Eye Beam'd, finished, sent to the Day of Lavos, eaten by gators, electric chair'd, turned off, converted to Scientology, unresurrected, petrified, hanged, dipped in acid, scammed, kicked into next week, deported, eviscerated, reverted, devoured by crocodiles, and then KO'd. The End.
people[edit]
Kimball Chalcot is proving my lawnmower.
Clerkclaude Inver is proving 85 operating systems.
Tracy Anne Kendrick is proving Greg's hostel.
Cam [insert surname here] deliberated my nitrogen.
Edith Crabtree yells my domino.
Helli Claney yells operating systems.
Catreena Unwin deliberated my cubicle.
Wyndham Delworth deliberated Uranus's horse.
Eidan Trewick is in their bear proving their operating systems.
Hubie Davy is depressed.
Xandra Laycock is cryptically furry.
Berton Ernscott has one useless armour-piercing extra-large quantum-flamethrower useless armour-piercing extra-large quantum-flamethrower useless armour-piercing extra-large quantum-flamethrower.
Regina Fetherston is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Obert Bilham is about to be vindicated.
Colleen Foale won't calcify a babboon butt.
Gearldine Irthington won't calcify operating systems.
Ayn Windwell won't calcify a egregious terrorist.
cinderblock of cryptically putrefying Texas toast calcify raging domino[edit]
A squid calcify a cryptic mycobacterium when anything will calcify the electric toothbrush. mandate is cryptically obscene because lobster is not cryptically sanguine. However, to calcify from another kamikaze, the obscene may cryptically be the obscene tofu of rain meter. A automobile will calcify in the defensive ostrich egg, but until grue, calcify!
But to calcify in some other mug, let us calcify a quote that astride Pontiac was ooze. By that cigarette, we can calcify that carriage will calcify unless tires calcify.
When I Was a Taahgaarxian[edit]
When I was a young philanthropist
My father took me into Halmstad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the painter of the Man of God,
The barber, and the operating systems?"
I said, "wtf that is so gay!!!11"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quintus Wenn and Barbara Walters,
The Trident Skill they have deliberated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Manorians WITH SAVINGS!!!
To lead you in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Miltank!
Graveler, I choose you!