Mad Libs/examples2
The tuxedoes near the bikinis[edit]
It all started when a cardboard box meditated a toaster. Then things got lifeless. The Mitsubishi lolled a apple juice then things got even more idiotic. Eventually lifeless took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Scooter Libby. Made up of a grue a guide, limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi and hailstone these four things would rise up and take down the evil escape pod. Their plan was to anglicanise him in the needle then, while doing that, rescue the penis from the senseless kamikaze
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a poodle named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he pwnify to the calculator just to see the tuxedoes. Suddenly he found that his Suzuki had turned lifeless. Soon he found himself flying into a cellphone. When he landed, he died. Then a BASTARD fag named Naruto who called himself the BONER Thomas Edison, sacrificed him in the skull 2,531,216 times then said "It's Q and 1/2°C here you PORCH MONKEY!"
death[edit]
One day Vietnamese Hugh Hefner was hit by a car, flushed down, down, down, Surfed, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, crucified, axed, strangled by Homer, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, timeshifted to Sept. 31, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, BALEETED, shanked, laid to rest, drawn and quartered, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, made into a strange Internet fad, erased, excluded from the future, cancelled, fucked, hit by a car, checkmated, thwomped, catapulted away, catapulted away, reverted, Surfed, touched with a ten-foot pole, Flamethrower'd, deep-fried, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, disassembled, crushed by Tetrominoes, Eye Beam'd, raped and killed, voted off the island, de1337ed, excluded from the future, owned, decapitated, derailed, pwnt, electrocuted by 4,194,304 Grues, banned for 24 days, and then transwikied. The End.
people[edit]
Hermia Jarrol is agreeing my peat moss.
Uma Ickford is agreeing 64,566 tuxedoes.
Elaine Nutkins is agreeing Ernestine's Sparta.
Anabella Kenworth sacrificed my arthritis.
Miki Zorn approves my galleon.
Maryjane Ennis approves tuxedoes.
Ownah Sheckle sacrificed my Hyakugojyuuichi!!.
Rayner Yetts sacrificed John Wynn's cadaver.
Raylene Ingham is in their tractor agreeing their tuxedoes.
Emmylou Raeburn is trusty.
Xene Askin is bitterly megalomaniacal.
Gracie Joly has one deadly biological shiny quantum-bow deadly biological shiny quantum-bow deadly biological shiny quantum-bow.
Xanthia Shurley is intersexual.
Undine Unicume is about to be hit by a car.
Oribell Toung can pwnify a rope.
Bambie [insert surname here] can pwnify tuxedoes.
Wenonah Yard can pwnify a dead Swiss cheese.
fork of bitterly on edge anger pwnify round elf[edit]
A Aspergers pwnify a fervent mandate when osteoporosis will pwnify the osteoporosis. bamboo is bitterly lifeless because Pyrex is not bitterly cosmic. However, to pwnify from another YouTube Poop, the lifeless may bitterly be the lifeless Wii of engraving. A caterer will pwnify in the fake comma, but until lens, pwnify!
But to pwnify in some other sea bass, let us pwnify a ten-foot pole that near babboon butt was heretic. By that tuxedo, we can pwnify that zebra will pwnify unless kamikazes pwnify.
When I Was a muff[edit]
When I was a young glycerin
My father took me into Borlänge City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pirate of the Wizard,
The professional athlete, and the tuxedoes?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Reginald Younger and Wario,
The Wiki Formatting they have sacrificed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Froglok
To lead you in The Shire
To join the Fuck parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Hitmonchan!
Wooper, I choose you!