Hannah Montana
“Everyone's favorite Fraulein.”
Miley Ray Cyrus (born November 23, 1992), better known as Hannah Montana, is an American actress and pop star. She lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school named Miley during the day, and a famous neo-Nazi folk singer at night, called Hannah Montana, concealing her real identity from the public other than her close friends and family. Yes, even though Miley looks AND sounds the same as Hannah, nobody knows they're the same.
Miley/Hannah starred in the self-autobiographical television series Hannah Montana that ran on Disney Channel, chronicling her various wacky adventures. She was previously known as "Hannah California", but this was changed by her father because California "wasn't white enough".
TV show
With a number of recurring characters including her redneck father Robbie Ray (played by acclaimed composer and poet Billy Ray Cyrus), Lola Luftwaffe (Hannah's best friend and confidante), and Jackson (Miley's skinheaded hot, tattooed brother). Other characters include Thor (A rather angry major German god with a liking for lightning) and Doktor Josef (A South American doctor with an unusual accent and an interest in disabled children.)
The show is now entering its third season, and is one of the most successful series aimed at the white, Anglo-Saxon demographic, following on from Buffy the Negroslayer and Sabrina the Teenage Ordnungspolizei.
Ideology
Hannah and her family have strong ties to the White Nationalist Wiki organization, an infamous white nationalist group with no sense of humour. Their ideas and theories have been described as racist and white supremacist in nature by many organizations. The Daily Telegraph reports that on stage, Hannah Montana executes Nazi salutes, as well as some leading members of the local Jewish population. Also, Hannah belongs to the Goose-stepping Society of America.
However, Miley claims not to be a supremacist, but separatist, saying she wants a homeland for white people and that being supremacist contradicts the ideology of separatism. This state should include much of the Western world, specifically the places that have the most money, and look the nicest.
During a recent interview, she said that she believes Adolf Hitler was a great man with good ideas, such as eugenic standards and incentives to improve the genetic quality of the German people, and marriage loans to help qualified German families to have a firm financial basis. Also, she added that he loved his dog, Blarg. In the interview, Hannah described the Holocaust as being "exaggerated" and "blown out of all proportion" - just like Oklahoma.
Future plans
Montana's statements regarding the future direction of her career have been decidedly vague. On more than one occasion, she has referenced a 'Grand Rebirth' and 'The Rise of A Fourth Reich'. E-Mail records indicate that she has been sending messages to her family and friends, stating that they should "Stay in their homes for awhile, and perhaps stock up on essential supplies like shotguns and crowbars". She has been spotted at various Disney celebrity hotspots, bidding tearful farewell to all the 'Dark people', who, sadly, "won't be able to hide in my invulnerable atomic bunker when the glorious radioactive thunderbolts of Fryeyr fall like gentle summer rain along your filthy dark-skinned cities, as the earth runs black with the teeming masses of my undead countrymen."
Her spokesperson has vehemently denied these claims, for pataphysical reasons.
Discography
- Father of Mein: A collection of classic tunes including "Run, Nigger, Run" (the official song of the 1936 Olympic Games) and "Fight for Your Reich (to Party)". The title track refers to Hannah's love for her father, following the custody battle involving her mother.
- The Path I Choose: The first album from Hannah Montana featuring newly-recorded songs, including the 2005 hits "Panzr Boi", and "Start the Holocaust All Over". "Worst of All Jews" made it into the Top 100 countdown, staying at number one for several weeks. "Achy Breaky Heartlands" was written by her father, and contains many guitar riffs from Slipknot. The song "7 Things I Hate About Jews" is considered a timeless classic and hit the top 10 charts in Aryania.
- Heimatland: A poignant collection of traditional song covers that originate from the fatherland. It includes "Workin' für den Führer" and "Eier und Schinken macht die Deutschen allmächtig", both sung as a revival of traditional values by Hannah Montana, to show her commitment to her land and heritage. The limited edition of the album, released only in Germany, also contains a moving cover of "Sex auf dem Bauernhof".
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