Talk:Hannah Montana

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Yeah, unfortunately, once people write something in a talk page, it's pretty much there. Even if it's a terrible opinion, it's an opinion; deleting it is like vandalism. I do agree, however, that it's really, really creepy. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:51, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Dude, who are you talking to? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:22, Aug 20
Oh, whoa. What... did I just imagine a bunch of text that spontaneously disappeared, because it sucked? Hm. I didn't think I was on drugs, but I clearly am. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:24, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
It's the only logical explanation! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:35, Aug 20
Thank goodness 22:36, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

"Liek OMG its Hannah Montana and i'm a little lesbian girl who obsesses over unhot girls" --Your mom(Robert Pattinson deserves this affection he's at least hot)

oh look another thirteen year old. —RomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 02:11, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

You know she's 16 now ...... that's the legal age for fuckin' in the UK ...... *looks up uk tour dates*

  • puts on Pedobear costume*

Hater Bias[edit]

Look, I'm not gonna kiss Miley's butt here. I left the Nazi theme alone and Nazis are bad. I replaced 'anorexic and bulemic' with 'racist and anti-semetic'. I think the latter is more insulting. I even let the N word slide. All in all, I've just been trying to prevent hate bias.

Enh..... I think anorexic was funnier...--MaxPayne 22:45, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

You seem to think that it's wrong to put stuff up from Miley fans, but it's perfectly fine to let this page become hater bias. Uncyclopedia is supposed to be neutral place. Keep it neutral.

Here's an idea: Do what you did with Dubya and Obama and Put two Hannah Montana pages up. One can be a page for the fan, the other can be a page for the haters. 22:35, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia isn't a fan website. It's a satire website. We're not here to be fair to famous people who will never read our articles anyways, or their fans. We're here to write satire. If it comes out slanderous, then tough shit. Also {{sofixit}} -RAHB 22:42, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Though the stuff you removed was truly shitty stuff added by some IPs that was non-condusive with the rest of the page. So thank you. -RAHB 22:43, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Having written UnNews:Miley Cyrus To Star In Porn Movie With Ron Jeremy I've become of aware of Miley Cyrus fans on a crusade. Uncyclopedia is about misinformation and sardonic parody, this is not a fanzine. Exactly when and why is 'anorexic and bulemic' verboten in an article about anyone? The other entries you deleted might be unfit for the section in which they reside but my personal opinion is they are not to be tossed out if they can be incorporated into the story. Frankly, I'm about one hair shy of shooting literary jism on every Miley page here and if you don't like the way her fictional parody reads now..............--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  22:52, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

I am a huge fan of Miley Ray Cyrus. I get very mad when peeps put her down with gross insults. They just do that to try to make themselves feel better. It doesn't work! But Uncyclopedia is a biting, cutting, flaming satire! If you don't want to read mean and rotten, go visit! Miley Spears 04:41, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Why can't I edit the article? Miley Spears 04:43, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Its semi-protected, meaning you can't edit until your account is 4 days old. Also, this is a featured article, so new users probably shouldn't edit it (beyond adding links or minor fixes). --Mnb'z 05:04, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Article Protected[edit]

Just out of curiousity, how long is this article going to be protected? 22:20, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, I was going to protect it permanently from IPs, but I guess I'll shorten it to....a week? How's that sound? I forgot about how you've helped out with cleaning up the article before. I'm just getting sick of all the other dumb edits that usually happen to this page. But then again, I expect them to occur. And it's not like it's fully protected either.......oh doo doo doo *shutting up now* --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 06:00, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
It's been a lot longer than a week! Miley Spears 04:44, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
That's because this page attracts idiots, so when I decided to protect it a second time around, I said "screw it" and made it permanent instead of a week or slightly longer than a week like the first time (6 months ago). --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 08:01, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

I seem to have developed a burning hatred for "Miley Spears". The preceding unsigned comment was added by Monkeymilitia (talk • contribs)

This is almost true for some other girls.[edit]

Check out "Prussian Blue" on Wikipedia.

Most of the stuff on this talk page really should be deleted.

We don't delete stuff on talk pages as a rule. --Mnb'z 18:50, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Miley Stuart Donaldson - maybe an idea? ;)[edit]

Hello, I've got an awesome idea to add to this article:

Look, in daily life, Hannah Montana is called Miley Stewart. This can easily be changed into Miley Stuart Donaldson, as a reference to Ian Stuart Donaldson, that Nazi-punk dude. Maybe this can be added to the article? I think it suits perfectly in the Nazi theme.--FluffyIsDead 15:54, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Feel free.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Miley Stewart can also be changed to Miley Spears. ;) Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:21, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

She is a...[edit]

One note... ¡SHE IS A WHORE!