Forum:Who wants to lose their sanity!?
After a strange sugar rush earlier today, I came up with something so incredibly insane, it makes other people go insane just watching it. Anyway, it's a new game-show like thing similar to Uncyclopedia Survivor, except this one is more like a game show than a voting game. The game is called "Who Wants to Lose Their Sanity!?", and it takes place in this forum. For details, see below. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 09:05, August 27, 2007
Rules
- 1. Each day, there will be a random task below.
- 2. After each task, the user who appears the most sane will be kicked off.
- 3. Least sane user wins.
- 4. Sign-ups end August 29 at 00:00 UTC. The Contest will begin immediately afterwards and the first task will be announced.
- By that, you mean when the 28th ends and the 29th begins, right? So, 00:01 UTC on the 29th? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Aug 28, 2007
- Yes. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:50, August 28, 2007
- Eeeeeeble! Oh, I am too late. I would have easily won, as well. Oh well. I'm back off to Insaneopedia.-- Hindleyite Converse 12:14, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- I've already lost my sanity, thank you very much. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 03:36, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Eeeeeeble! Oh, I am too late. I would have easily won, as well. Oh well. I'm back off to Insaneopedia.-- Hindleyite Converse 12:14, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:50, August 28, 2007
Sign Up!
- --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 09:05, August 27, 2007 09:05, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- cocks -- 09:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- LOL Asema 09:10, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- As long as I don't get banned. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 11:32, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- Cool by me --Flango2 23:56, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
- Fer shizzle. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:04, Aug 28, 2007
- As a finalist in Sliferjam's Annual Contest (winner yet to be announced!), I feel compelled to add myself to the pool of potential losers, so the winner can feel better about themselves. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:23, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I should start one of these as a Grue Army Fundraiser. And seeing as I can take the wost of Trolls, I can take this. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:24, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Bah, I'm getting too sane for this kind of thing. Oh, well. I'm in. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 00:34, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I'm already "Friedrich Nietzsche with Syphilis Insane", but I believe I can go one step further and become Bat Fuck Insane. -- 00:41, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I've probably lost my sanity already, so why not? --Roman Dog Bird 00:46, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I almost started going insane earlier today in class. Why not just finish the process now? COOL! --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 00:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- LOLCARPS MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM I WANNA J0IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:03, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- YEah! I am teh insane lawl!!1 -RAHB 01:33, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Y'know, one of these days I'll have to just tie you all up in the yard to shut you up. That's what happened to ol' Smarmy, and now he's in Vietnam! He said he was gonna start up an old-fashioned burleqsue house. So I said to him, I said "boy, don't you catch no AIDS" and then he threw a pie at me. Come to think of it, what sort of pies can you cook? I like banana cream pies, myself. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SIGNING UP FOR, BUT I'M IN. -- 01:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Ah what the hell. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 02:40, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- What sanity? -- 04:02, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I don't have to worry about losing my sanity, because I've already lost it! -- Hanyouman 04:09, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Ohhh this is what they all say! Promises of fame, fortune, glory prizes, loss of sanity; yet i've never seen one that actually delivers! I will not be manipulated into joining some stupid...Oh wait...Okay i'm in, whatever -- 11:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Even though I'm not actually here, I'm in. I'm thinking that entering a contest while not actually here should get me through a couple of days-worth of insanity, right? --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:45, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:12, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- FORE Oh wait, this is not a vote. I am in, but not in at the same time. In. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- The crow caws at midnight... Darth Ame, the one prophet of Manos and Kinuta Dosu's greatest protogay, rises from the spoils of Uncyclopedia Survivor and goes to prey like a jackal-ope on the older and more intelligent members! [[Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:03, 28 August 2007 (UTC)]] EGALLA0EEh?
- Poop -- 22:04, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:40, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- It's hammer time. Yeah, I read your user-name policy and it's Gay
- FOOOOOOOOOOOR--Sir Manforman 12:54, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
It's August 29
Does the contest begin now? -- 00:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Dammit... I wasn't paying attention. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:20, August 29, 2007
First Task!
It seems like we had a bigger turnout than expected, so the rules here will be a bit different than the rules in other rounds.
Anyway, here are the rules:
- 1. Each contestant must write one sentence below.
- 2. Each sentence must be grammatically correct.
- 3. Each sentence must have at least two nouns, two verbs, an adjective, and an adverb.
- 4. The sentence must make as little sense as possible.
- 5. Anyone who makes a grammatically incorrect sentence is out.
- 6. Out of the people who survived the above rules, the two most sane will be kicked off.
- 7. You have until 00:00 UTC on September 1st to submit your entries.
If you have any problems with these rules, please complain below. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:32, August 29, 2007
- Can I have a re-do? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:01, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- i missed the registration, but i would like to request to be an impartial judge, as i am extremely skilled in identifying saneness. -- 04:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
Entries
- Once upon a time, a timekeeper named 'Once Upon' acted out viciously, killing every potato in the land and underscoring the nationality of the weapons, all in one magnificent rear-admiral. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Aug 29, 2007
- The rock jumped off the tall cliff into a pool of green lava while a dune buggy crawled into the Orc Chasm to meet the Master Baiter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Among the heads of lettuce and <insert name here>, one horny chimpanzee humped the least gangrene tophat rather sporadically, causing it to urinate.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- The Certified Toilet Attendant saw a smelly conclusion fix a shrimpy Godzilla who caught the bagel. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:50, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- The scaly, quacking persimmon loudly blinks a planet while riding a turd past the Jimmy Walker memorial. ---- 00:54, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Abstract in its gleeful gnawing of Norwegian pudding skin, a lone mongoose filed a lawsuit against all the dust mites who had occasionally ignored its origami. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- The green ideas sleep furiously atop my Finnish unicorn inside the purple ape bubble of tax exemption. -- 01:04, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedian was walking down a green kiwi that was not green, when he came across a white square who was Norris Chuck, and then had to get injured. --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Capercorn had went to the square with his shotgun, killing many potatos, and <insert name here>. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Roman Dog Bird is in love with Fred Savage, and wishes to help him give Elvis Presley eight tracks to starving children in Wyoming, while playing Pink Floyd songs out of his rectum. --Roman Dog Bird 02:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- The magical carp is fleeing Frank Sinatra's anal log, whilst annihilating seventeen picky drum solos, on par with the Smith family's bareback rent club; with FONCHEZZZ! -RAHB 03:20, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Y'know, when a small fish ran for Supreme Mugwump of the Cretaceous Era, Lex Luthor knew that someday, when she grew up, she would be a robot, because robots never lie and that makes them into ninjas, which are both plastic and penultimate. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 05:15, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- George W. Bush should deservedly receive a third term for the betterment of the human race. -- 07:43, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Fat Bonner downloaded chips from the phone with two pieces of paper and a leather sofa, later two gerbils quickly removed Bonner's rectum through his left toe using only a mouse and a bucket of fried shrimp. -- 07:46, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Deck Chairs are fools gold, man! How has your summer been? Mine has been quite well, I’ve been catching up on some reading and becoming re-aquatinted with my old Terry Pratchet novels. I have also been continuing with my bird watching in the hinterland. Yeah, I read your user-name policy and it's Gay 08:07, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- As the crow unsurreptitiously caws at midnight, Darth Ame, the one prophet of Manos and Kinuta Dosu's greatest protege, rises from the spoils of Uncyclopedia Survivor and goes to prey like a amorous jackalope on the older and more intelligent members! Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:29, 29 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
- As the king monkey, King O'Skuicabobble, was gruesomely raping his queen banana (with SAVINGS!!!), those bloody commies stole his hose and beat him with my lasagna. (I want my lasagna back!!!)--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 13:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- After jumping angrily into an dead Pokemons floating ankle, Mr.Lalark needed to, as romantic as possible, kill his burning sock with a water bottle or else a cactus thumbtack would eat his back sympathetically with his back using a toothbrush in a sun-tan lotion bottle while hiding a new CD of Korn in his ear, or not, if it's a good boy he might not. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 13:52, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Because of the incompetent manners used by the forty kings, 4.252.99.182 decided to reward them by gently rubbing three adorable, fluffy, hairy, smelly, wretched, dying, and rather ugly kittens to death using the ear of Senator Naruto. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 20:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- The tall building quickly burned down into flames and than people cried. --Sir Manforman 13:00, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Each contestant must write one sentence below; each sentence must be grammatically correct; each sentence must have at least two nouns, two verbs, an adjective, and an adverb; the sentence must make as little sense as possible; anyone who makes a grammatically incorrect sentence is out; out of the people who survived the above rules, the two most sane will be kicked off; you have until 00:00 UTC on the 31st to submit your entries. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:04, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Three guys walked into a bar the third one ate his own shit. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 23:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
- There is a pickle in the butt of the gun and it's got my foot. -- Hanyouman 04:23, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- One cool midsummer's eve, with Donkey Day looming in the horizon, threeve smarmy shopkeepers decided to parade around town in nothing but jockey shorts, each holding Runcible Spoons in both hands in an awfully sly fashion. -- 23:14, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Don't chu like da fats that roll up your ass crack? I do! --Roby 00:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC). Shit, i missed it by a few minutes!
It's September 1
Does the first round end now? I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 02:02, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Task 2
Contestants must beinsaneenough to make upthisround'stask.Contestants who successfully win, play get!
- Also, you need to do it with no more than 3 words. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:49, September 1, 2007
- Did someone get kicked off? Just wondering. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 21:57, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Um, when's the third task coming? --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 03:16, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- Eat general grues. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- As a secondary one, beg near Famine. Now that is insane.
- My keys hurt. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Sep 1, 2007
- Conjure a superword -- 03:04, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- One word too many. -- 03:06, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Lets harass Admins!! --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:10, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Fuck, I was going to say that. That's more insane than anything else. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:43, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Exorbitant visualizer create. -- 03:28, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Vote for Highlight.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:34, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Shoot hydrogen tank. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:41, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- AAAAAA AAA AAAA -- 11:25, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Asthecrowunsurreptitiouslycawsatmidnight, Darthametheoneprophetofmanosandkinutadosusgreatest protegerisesfromthespoilsof Uncyclopediasurvivorandgoestopreylikeaamorous jackalopeontheolderandmoreintelligentmembersmrbriggsinc13:161september2007(UTC)eh!
- Does this smell? --Roman Dog Bird 14:23, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Don't think "pigeon"! Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 14:27, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Smash your sanity. I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 16:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- vandalise several articles--Sir Manforman 18:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Paint Reptiles Blue. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 21:55, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
- Savethemooses isn't great -- 02:40, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
- Murder 500 people. -- Hanyouman 07:15, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
- BAT FUCK INSANE! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
- Scoop that caviar. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:52, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
- Vandalise Famine's userspace. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
- Wouldn't just looking at Famine's userspace be enough? I mean, this is Famine we are talking about! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Yes, but vandalising Famine's userspace is
likeasking to be banned! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:34, 5 September 2007 (UTC)- More so, isn't that you will be banned? :P - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:36, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, but vandalising Famine's userspace is
- I kill you. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 22:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
- Make up task. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:02, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
- This is stupid. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:07, Sep 9, 2007
- Are we done? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 15:33, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
Is round two over yet?
Yeah, so is it? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:18, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
I win
n/t -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:20, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- No, I win, I suggested to vandalise Famine's userspace! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:22, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- Wrong, I win. I suggested hurrassing him and other admins.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- But I suggested eating Han! And begging near Famine. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Wrong, I win. I suggested hurrassing him and other admins.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Round Three
Rules: Make a picture. Make it very insane. Don't make it so insane that we don't know what the fuck it is, but make it pretty damn insane. You know....insane.
GO!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by RAHB (talk • contribs)
-- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC) -- 16:44, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
- Fuck you all, I don't have any photoshop or anything. Fuck you all. So I"m just copying TKF's.
--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:46, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
--Sir Manforman 21:27, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
-- 22:04, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
OH NOWS~! -RAHB 23:10, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Say buhbye meme! Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:11, 13 September 2007 (UTC)IGH!
--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:28, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:32, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
-- 12:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
- Damn! I suck at this part. I'm out. XD -- Hanyouman 22:32, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
VOTE OUT TIME
- I vote out STARNESTORMMY because he's a poopy who only did 2 rounds and let this game die :( -- 21:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
- I vote for SavetheKip and High General Yellow. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:31, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- You're sure you wouldn't rather vote for The Acceptable Strange but Froggy? --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 00:40, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- I vote Yellow for his evil in the UNATO/UNSOC problem. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Insineratehymn, because his picture made my ears bleed. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- Savethemooses. Too big for Brawl, lol. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 03:09, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
- RAHB -RAHB 09:24, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
- I vote for StarneskillernarfstrangekipgeneralyellowacceptablemooseshymnRAboomkalironner. I mean come on who Doesn't want him voted out?. -- 14:53, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
- I also vote for StarneskillernarfstrangekipgeneralyellowacceptablemooseshymnRAboomkalironner, as it does not include my name. Yay! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:56, Sep 22
- Myself, for I dropped myself on the head today. Twice. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 20:50, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
REDULTS
- Stranes III
- Killer III
- Strange III
- Kip III
- High Gen Grue III
- Acceptable III
- Yellow III
- RAHB III
- Mooses IV
- Hymn III
- Narf III
- Boomer II
- Kalir II
- Bonner II
- Uncyclopedian
- TheLedBalloon
Since there's a 10 way tie for 2nd, everyone but Boomer, Kalir, Bonner, Uncyclopedian and TLB are voted out. Everyone who didn't vote also lost. so KTHXBAI --
20:56, 23 September 2007 (UTC)- Just Boomer, Bonner, Led, and I left. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Redults of Tree-sults
Boomer - dead!
Bonner - said!
TLB - Led!
Uncyclopedian - RED!
(and on a side note, Insineratehymn - bread!) - The Nefarious RAHB 00:09, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
- Asthecrowunsurreptitiouslycawsatmidnight,
- Darthametheoneprophetofmanosandkinutadosusgreatest
- protegerisesfromthespoilsof
- Uncyclopediasurvivorandgoestopreylikeaamorous
- jackalopeontheolderandmoreintelligentmembersmrbrigg
- sinc13:161september2007(UTC)eh! Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:11, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
- I concur quite readily with the sentiments of both RAHB and Mr. Briggs. I shall make sure that I mention the inspiration you gave me when I am presented with my Nobel Peace Prize on Sunday. Now, if you excuse me, I must go; today is arts and crafts day at the asylum. I'm making a dreamcatcher. Weeeeeeee! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Sep 24
- I win! Boomer is dead, Bonner we said too many times, TLB is led out of the compitition, and I am with UNSOC, still in the competiton. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- When the hell did I die? Who killed me? When I find the light, you are so getting smited. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:34, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
Well,
I'm dead. I'm gonna go try to find that "light" thing. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
AND THE WINNER IS
MR. BRIGGS INC.! AGAIN! Congratulations, any last words to say before the ravenous wolverines you just won maul you to death? --
01:55, 24 September 2007 (UTC)- Asthecrowu nsurreptit iouslycawsa tmidnight,
Dartha metheoneprop hetofmanosandk inutadosusgreat est proteger isesfromthe spoilsof Uncyclop ediasurvivorandgo estopreylike aamorous jackal opeontheolderan dmoreintelligent membersmrbrig g sinc Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:07, 24 September 2007 (UTC) Eh?
AND THE REAL WINNER IS......SANITY
...Who pwned us all. -RAHB 02:13, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
And THE REAL REAL WINNER IS...
Starnestommy, who ditched this crazy-ass contest almost a month ago. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:12, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
UNEXPECTED ROUND FOUR!
...with SANITY!
Everybody must now combine the previous steps with a new one. You must make a new insane picture, that relates somehow to your task made for round two. You must also include your round one sentence in it somewhere. WHAT FUN! -RAHB 04:09, 25 September 2007 (UTC)