Forum:Who's a girl on Uncyclopedia?

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I don't mean guys who act like girls or had a sex change. I'm talking about girls who are born with a special area, so that I can know that this site isn't just full of men (and to avoid getting death threats if I said something they find offensive even though I fear no mortal) and maybe have a sleep over if you know what I mean.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:50, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

So you don't want us to come by and say we're girls just to mess with people's heads? Where's the fun in that? Also, you're leaving out the sexually ambiguous, namely those of us born with too many chromosomes. Just saying. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 00:01 (UTC)

Well thats fine as long as you don't do it to me. And that last part you said; I don't get it--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:10, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hmph. And anyhow, it's just a strange genetic condition - babies are sometimes born both male and female. The parents then have to pick a gender and the child is surgically modified to be just that. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 00:25 (UTC)

On a related note, is anyone here pregnant? --Mn-z 00:35, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Your mom is. And I'm the father--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:51, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

You impregnated Yettie? That's hawt! --Mn-z 21:41, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Ethine and Simsilikesims are our only active girls ATM. Saberwolf116 02:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

True, since all the other ladies are taking too much time at the hair salon--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:01, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

And me. Don't forget about me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

There. Are. No. Girls. On. The. Internet. So stop asking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:26, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:33, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

The closest you'll get are those around here who have testicles that haven't descended yet. Not me, though. Mine descended. Too far. The cat keeps pouncing on them. Bad Mister Mittens! Bad! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:38, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well, talking like that, of course that's the closest you'll get. Really, people these days... absolutely no class. No class at all. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100830 - 04:40 (UTC)

I don't typically talk like that. Generally I'm quite cultured, dignified and mature. Most of the time, for instance, I introduce myself as Tom Selleck's moustache. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:13, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

emc is a girl. I know this from experience. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:14, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

He certainly throws like one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:44, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a pre-op Transexual - does this count?--Sycamore (Talk) 14:10, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I know Prettiest Pretty ran off to make money at comedy writing, but what happened to Zana and Hiatus, both naturally born girls. And Monika, who comes around sometimes. Girl. And HELPME, like a girl. Then what about the IP's, some of them have to be girls. . .well, maybe not. Aleister 14:38 30 8

I know HH is busy and without internet.

Anyway, /me speaks with a high voice I'm a girrrrlllll!--HM (T) 14:59, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

I thought HELPME was gay. Or atleast that is what his/her userpage says. --Mn-z 15:13, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, he's gay, but a gay girl. Which makes him a hot lesbian. And why are you wasting time here when you could be working to get Butt Poop!!!! reinstated? Huh? Yeah. Aleister 15:17 30 8

Iwillkillyou333 actually used to think I was a girl. And Lythiria referred to me as "it" on the WotM page. Do I count? --Black Flamingo 19:18, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Your name almost sounds girly--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:05, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

I refer to all specimens as it. Are all specimens female? ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:31 (UTC)

No way IWKY333, black is the manliest colour there is. And flamingoes are similarly fearsome. The only girly part is the "11". --Black Flamingo 17:25, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

At last notice, Rockband claimed Zana. Oh how the good die young. *sniff*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 05:15 (UTC)

Stalking list Uncyc women list

Please be sure to include address, phone number, frequented dark alleys, and hot cosplay photo as Tifa from FFVII. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 04:11, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

1. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:39, September 1, 2010 (UTC) address: somewhere in Seattle but I'm not telling YOU where. frequented dark alleys:do grocery store aisles count? cosplay? I don't do cosplay except on Halloween. Besides, plus-sized costumes tend to be out of my budget range lately.

2. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 17:19 (UTC) Address: parents' basement. Phone number: can't afford a phone. Frequented dark alleys: can't afford bus fare to get anywhere with dark alleys. Cosplay photo: take a guess... can't afford that, either.

3.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC) Address: Right here, duh. Phone number: 867-5309. Frequented dark alleys: Downtown & uptown. Cosplay photo: Sealed by court order.

Jenny?... Is that you Jenny!? You don't know me but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve. - Tommy TuTone

4. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 15:22, September 7, 2010 (UTC). Let's see if I can get away with this. Address: only sane spot in UT. Phone Number: what is a phone. Dark Alleys: Behind the Subway near the highway. Cosplay photo: I'm more into TF2 anyway.

Pics of Lesbian Users Cosplaying!

--Mn-z 20:39, September 14, 2010 (UTC)