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Hey guys, I know it has only been 678 days since our last Uncyclopedian Survivor but I think it's time for another round! Let's do this shit! For the uninitiated, Uncyclopedian Survivor is a game of wits, alliances, and betrayal. Each day in the game, contestants will vote to ban one of the other contestants from the website. Losers will receive a two day ban from the website and their votes will not count in later rounds. When there's two people remaining in the competition, those who were voted out will be given the chance to vote for the winner. The winner will receive a million dollars, a nice template(?) and one get out of jail free card. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• The game is over! Winner: TheDudeMan

Sign up here!

• Yay! -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  ~VOTED OUT~
• Looks liek fun. Staircase CUN^t 17:39, 5 July 2009 (UTC) ~UHH DISQUALIFIED!~
• Wut? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:24, 2 Jul ~VOTED OUT~
• Lawl. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! ~11:49/3/July ~VOTED OUT~
• Make me your bitch! -- \o/ 23:20, 3 July 2009 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• Be gentle. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:38, 4 July 2009 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• BRING ALL YOUR BASE! S-984 03:13, 4 July 2009 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• YEAH! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 06:20, Jul 4 VOTED OUT
• Name to ban: Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:43, 4 July 2009 (UTC)VOTED OUT
• I want to get banned too. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 21:29, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Eh who cares I'll do this. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:13, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Yes sir thank you sir. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:17, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

In an unrelated note, the fatcockapotamous hates you all. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:17, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

• Why not. I need some time off this site anyway.    Orian57    Talk   01:39 3 July 2009 VOTED OUT
• What the fuck is this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:21, 2 July 2009 (UTC)VOTED OUT

Its the most fun you can have on the site without RAHB's penis. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

But what if you are RAHB's penis? MrN  Fork you! 23:35, Jul 2

Well then, you obviously wouldn't need to play something less fun than yourself, now would you? God, do I have to explain the penis physics every time something like this comes up?! -RAHB 04:35, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Voting: Round 1

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out one person. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The contestant with the most votes at the end of twenty four(ish) hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition for two whole days. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• Kingkitty, because he began this horrible charade. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:12, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Boomer, because he called me a pigeon. -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Kingkitty becuase he told me to vote before i go to bed and i intended to do it the other way! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:18, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I thought we had an alliance ;__; -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Boomer, just to get mudkipsV to shut the hell up. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 06:34, Jul 4
• Kingkitty, because I know Boomer. S-984 16:02, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Boomer To keep this fancy pattern going and build up suspense.    Orian57    Talk   16:17 4 July 2009
• Kingkitty because I also like the pattern and am now on the edge of my seat. I just can't bear it anymore. WHO WILL WIN/LOSE THIS STRANGE FORUM-HATEY-GAME-THING? Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:42, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I prolly should disqualify you for registering late in the game, but I'm too lazy -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Boomer LOLwhut? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Kingkitty Can I still vote? -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 21:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Changing my vote to Boomer - fucked up the pattern. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 22:50, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
• Boomer, because his haircut is disgraceful. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:13, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

FINAL SCORE: Boomer - 6, Kingkitty - 4. Boomer, I loves ya, but'cha time has come. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:34, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

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Voting: Round 2

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out two people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The contestant with the most votes at the end of twenty four(ish) hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• OptyC and ApeOnThursdays, just because I can. S-984 15:25, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• OptyC and Spartan-948 because you didn't even use my full name you cunt. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 15:43, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• OptyC and Spartan-948 because I'm crazy! Crazy! -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Spartan-948 and Spartan-948 because he didn't sign up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 5 July 2009 (UTC) Yeah, it turns out he did sign up. I just didn't notice it because his sig is so damn small. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:11, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• Socky for being anal about the rules while at the same breaking them, and KingKitty because he's crazy! Crazy!    Orian57    Talk   17:30 5 July 2009
• Spartan-948 and Orian57 for being anal about rules or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:37, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Ban socky! Removing talk comments. to make me look silly.    Orian57    Talk   17:40 5 July 2009
    • Happy now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• Nobody because I'm not sure if I can even vote! Staircase CUN^t 17:36, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

  You can't! But you can still watch from a distance. -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  Why can't I? Staircase CUN^t 18:18, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

  Because you failed to register during Round 1. And...now it's Round 2. Don't worry, I bet they'll be another game in 700 or so days. -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  DAMMIT! Staircase CUN^t 18:24, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

• Kingkitty because he made this up and An Ape that Exists Only on Thursdays because he used a naughty word! (And I can't be bothered to vote for someone else). Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:41, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• Well fuck, I'm gonna be leaving the building soon. S-984 20:04, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• ApeOnThursdays, because he's only a part-time ape. I'm a full time LordKaT --24.164.136.87 21:07, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

  Except when you're logged out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:11, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

• Spartan-948 because he's one of those guys with a lot of numbers in his name that are insufferably difficult to remember correctly every time, and also OptimusChrist because the new Transformers sucked. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:16, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
• Spartan-948 cause of numbers and kingkitty as per before. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:27, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

FINAL SCORE: Spartan-948 - 5, Opty - 4, Kingkitty - 3, ApeOnThursdays 3, Socky - 1, Orian - 1. Spartan and Opty, you both are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Voting: Round 3

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out three people. You will have 24 hours to cast your votes. The three contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

Wouldn't it be more interesting to kick out two people and bring back one person?    Orian57    Talk   04:32 6 July 2009

No way man! This is way more extremez! -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Kingkitty for being way too extreme. More votes to follow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• Socky for sockpuppetry, Zheliel for slipping under the radar and thedudeman cos i can. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 17:02, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  What sockpuppetry are you talking about? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  of that unregistered user. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 17:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Lies! There was no way you could have known! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:01, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

• TKF, Socky, and ApeonThursdays because that's how I roll. -

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Zheliel per above and LordKaT per strategy or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:15, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
• Zheliel for my new crusade against difficult-to-spell names, LordKat for making a mockery of the process, and changing my 3rd vote to Kingkitty, because really, fuck that guy. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:32, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Actually, I remember a sockpuppet of mine being banned by you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:00, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Y'don't say? Which one? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:02, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Like I'm gonna blow my cover. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:03, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Uh, I don't know if you realize this, but you just admitted to having a sockpuppet. If you don't tell me what it is, I'm going to have to ban your main. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:38, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Dude, that was like ages ago. I don't even recall that sockpuppet's username. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  Cross your heart and swear to God? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I swear it to God. Truthfully, I haven't used a sockpuppet in ages. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

• TKF stupid acronyms. Socky for not being a pair. And KinKitty because his initials make up two thirds of the KKK, which is a shity acronym.    Orian57    Talk   18:52 6 July 2009

  What do you mean by "not being a pair"? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  fuck knows.    Orian57    Talk   19:06 6 July 2009

Why does everyone want to ban me? How do you expect me to revert vandalism, QVFD pointless pages and try to write some articles if I'm banned? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Use your sockpuppet.    Orian57    Talk   19:05 6 July 2009

And risk being banned for even longer? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

• King kitty for being a cat, LordKat for the same reason, and Zheliel for hard to spell and reminding me of seig heil. also, double fucking edit conflict. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

  LordKaT is a cat too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:12, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh and I was also considering trying to do some reviews. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Stop blackmailing us! -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 19:43, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

You mean my contributions wouldn't be appreciated? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

• I vote LordKaT because he didn't vote in round one, and forgot to sign his name in round two. -- \o/ 19:49, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

You can vote for two others. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

then I vote for zhelili and thedudeman -- \o/

I recommend you change your votes to ape, socky, and thekillerfroggy. They're full of smelly evil. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• Changing my vote: Lodkat for having such a shitty sig, Zheliel for slipping under the radar and Kingkitty cos there's mutiny afoot. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 22:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I would just like to comment that I had a strong alliance with Ape and Thekillerfroggy. This however has been broken. I have been betrayed. I must warn the others, there is now a scandalous alliance between Ape, thekillerfroggy guy, thedudeman guy, and socky. Do not trust these sinful beasts! They will destroy us all! Okay that's really all I wanted to say. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

• UnIdiot, UnIdiot, and UnIdiot. I hate those guys. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:06, Jul 7

FINAL SCORE OF BETRAYAL: Kingkitty (A victim of betrayal) - 5, Zheihlili - 5, Lordkat - 5, TKF (The culprit of betrayal) - 2, Socky (Destroyer of alliances.) - 2, ApeofMondaysAfternoons (Stabbed my heart ;_;) - 1, TheDudeManz (Poop face scum.) - 1, Unidiot - 1

Fu guys ;__; FU ALL --

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

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Voting: Round 4

Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must now vote to kick out four people. You will have 24 hours to cast your votes. The four contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned for two days and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• Orian57, since Kingkitty assures that he isn't a fool, and you can't trust his opinion. Also, Nameable and UnIdiot because they haven't been doing jack squat. And Socky is my fourth vote 'cause he's had it coming a long while. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:18, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
• TKF becuse he just voted for me. KingKitty for not having as much fun with the rules as he could be having, Socky being anal about rules or something. Nameable and UnIdiot because TKF also voted for them.    Orian57    Talk   10:33 7 July 2009

  Hey Orian, Kingkitty is already out of the picture. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:36, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

  And? I'm only just awake leave me alone.    Orian57    Talk   10:38 7 July 2009

  Okay, I'll leave you alone. *sniff* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:40, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

• TKF because he betrayed Meganew (for destroying TYATU, thank you very much) and Orian57. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:38, 7 July 2009 (UTC) You are not in this game. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 12:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
• Orian57, for naming himself after my least favourite constellation (I have a list), UnIdiot cos the dumbass voted for himself in the last round, but no one seemed to notice, also Nameable cos I do everything TKF does and Socky cos alliances are for breaking. -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 21:28, 7 July 2009 (UTC) -- coruscating Ape (multiply) (Riot Porn) 12:20, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

  Just FYI, the constilation is called Orion, that's not my name nor was it intended to be.    Orian57    Talk   20:19 7 July 2009

  What did I do to deserve this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:33, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

• UnIdiot and Nameable Cause neither of them are playing, more to come later. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:46, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, Socky and Orian due to shanninagans. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:00, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

• UnIdiot and Nameable because of the reasons mentioned above. More to be revealed later on. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:51, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • The other two are Orian57 and TKF because they voted against me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:58, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
• THEDUDEMAN cos he voted for me and Orian57 cos he voted for me and (realises how many people have voted for me)...er...Thekillerfroggy cos he voted for me first and UnIdiot because he's not here yet, so I'll come second last. Yay. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 20:11, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

FINAL TALLY: orian:5 nameable:5 unidiot:6 socky:4 TKF:3 TheDudeMan:1 - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:48, Jul 8

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Finale

IT HAS ALL COME TO THIS. WHO WILL WIN SEASON 2 OF UNSURVIVOR?

WILL IT BE APEONTHURSDAYS? A MAN WHO CONSIDERS HIMSELF AN APE ONLY ONCE A WEEK?
WILL IT BE THEKILLERFROGGY? CAN THIS RUNNER UP OF UNSURVIVOR SEASON 1 FINALLY CLAIM THE CROWN?

WILL IT BE THAT OTHER GUY? I DON'T KNOW.

The final voting will take place on this page. Every contestant that was voted out of the game will now be allowed to participate. They must rank the three remaining contestants from their "Favorite" to their "Least Favorite". You must rank all three, you are not allowed to abstain. The survivor that's in the "Favorite" spot will be given 1 cookie. The survivor in the "Middle" spot will be given 0 cookies. And the survivor in the "Least Favorite" spot will be given -1 cookie. The remaining three contestants that did not get voted will not be able to vote. Be sure to leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. You have 72 hours to vote or whatever. The survivor with the most votes will win; the others will be banned for two days. Let the finale begin!

1. TKF, because of inherent awesomeness.
2. TDM, because of a slightly lower amount of inherent awesomeness, as well as an exceptional amount of scheming.
3. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, because he's a traitorous scoundrel and his name doesn't boil down to a convenient three-letter acronym.

Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 07:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

I vote for Jeff Probst.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 07:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

1. TKF because he voted me off.
2. TDM because he stole my canteen.
3. An Ape on Thursdays because he voted me off.

You're all a bunch of jerks anyway. Me and Socky are gonna go be on Big Unbrother. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:51, 8 Jul #ApeOnThursdays because I know him, TDM because I don't know him and he didn't do anything bad glares at TKF, and TKF because he deleted TYATU, the only thing making Uncyclopedia famous. S-984 20:04, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

With the votes against Ape I believe that I'll have to reconsider, swapping Ape and TheDudeMan. So my list is now TheDudeMan, ApeOnThursdays, and TheKillerFroggy. I still stand by my vote for TKF: he should be banned for two days regardless of whether he's an admin or not. S-984 13:06, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Here is my list...

1. TDM BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LESS.
2. APE BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LOTS.
3. TKF BECAUSE BECAUSE.

-

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

GRRR...

1. TDM ?
2. TKF nommed me off
3. APE voted me off.

Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 08:45 ...with savings!

1. TDM BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LESS.
2. APE BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME LOTS.
3. TKF BECAUSE BECAUSE.

-- \o/ 19:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Well...

1. TDM for reasons unbeknownst to me
2. TKF for reasons that annoy me slightly
3. APE for reasons that will soon lead to murder. Maybe. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 10:02, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

OK:

1. ApeOnThursdays because he wrote one of my very favourite articles
2. TheDudeMan because I want him to win more than TKF.
3. TKF Just because.

   Orian57    Talk   12:07 11 July 2009

FINAL SCORES OF FOREVERS: TDM:5 COOKIES, APE:-3 COOKIES, TKF:-2 COOKIES

WINNER IS TDM, BUT NOBODY CARES.

1. TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (Losing survivor. In the last round, too. Man, you were /so/ close. Bet you feel like a real loser now, huh. A real loser.)
2. TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Thekillerfroggy with an expiry time of 2 days ‎ (Losing survivor. In the last round, too. Man, you were /so/ close. Bet you feel like a real loser now, huh. A real loser.)

Thanks for all the fish. Be sure to tune in for UnSurvivor Season 3 which will begin around 2011! -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Comments?

Penis. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:24, 3 Jul

Awesomesauce -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Why two days? Is it because it's Season 2? S-984 20:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Season 7 will have a week-long ban eh? S-984 01:21, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Man! How did this have to start during the one weekend this summer when I was out of town. This looks like fun. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:41, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Not "how", "Why" Why did this have to start...    Orian57    Talk   19:07 6 July 2009

Look who's impersonating the grammar police. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I also didn't put a question mark on the end of it. Maybe because it was a statement, and not a question. Query that, my friend. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

IS IT 2 LATE 2 SGN UP?!!LOL, U GUYS ROCK!!!AWESOMESAUCE ROFLMAO!!!!just kidding.Seriously though, is it too late?--Bad Shroom 20:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Oh.Well then, I'll just cry about it in my dimly-lit sinkboard.--Bad Shroom 20:17, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I thought I was the host of this show...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:55, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeeeah about that... -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

GG -

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~