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The Order of Nofu

The Order of Nofu will now be accepting applications for 3 open positions of "Castellan de Nofu" and 1 position of "Baron". The order of Nofu, also known as the Nofu Aristocracy, is an elite club of Uncyclopedian Nobles. People accepted for this application will be given a sum of Nofu Dollars in the order of 10,000 for a Castellan and 50,000 for the Baron. When the article "Order of Nofu" is finally made, this will all make more sense. By receiving this position, you will be allowed to use the appropriate title in your signature. Anyone found violating the signature policy, and unlawfully using a Nofu signature will be immediately banned for life or shot with a Model 94 Winchester.

In order to apply, please fill out the following and submit it in this forum:

1. Why are you interested in joining?

2. What experience do you have with Uncyclopedia?

3. Do you have any awards or existing titles to speak of?

4. What's the best article/unNews story, etc. that you've written?

5. Are you prepared to take instruction further the mission in order to better our cause of Nofu? (Meaning working in PeeReview, VFD, QVFD, VFH, and ICUing/proofreading, or some combination of those to keep the Nofu out of Uncyclopedia and in our bank accounts)

6. Do you have what it takes to BE nobility?

I look forward to your applications and honest answers.

Sincerely,

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield,  Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

5 Hours Left

Only 5 hours remain until I begin the judging. Anyone interested should file as soon as possible. If you don't get a position this time, do not despair! More positions will open in the future. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:03, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

The judges have now gone into deliberation. Results will be announced sometime soonish. But first, the judges must find each other in the dark hall and feel their way to the door in the maze, and then escape the guards using cat powers and a trombone. Your patience is appreciated. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:26, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Applications Below This Line

(note: Remember to sign your application)

1. I'm not.
2. Hallucinogenic experience
3. Miss
4. An indefinite article
5. We are unable to deal with your request at this time.
6. Yes, but I lost it down the back of the sofa.
-- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:17, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I might be interested. Please send me a glossy prospectus and a blank signed cheque.
2. My experience with Uncyclopedia is tha same as my experience with Sophia Loren. I worship from afar, Uncyclopedia ignores me.
3. I was awarded something once, but my recollections are often faulty.
4. The best article I have ever written dealt with the application of The Pareto Principle in evaluating outsourcing service level agreements. You must have read it, everything is available on this interweb thingy.
5. "Take instruction...." hmmmm.... In that kind of relationship, I prefer to give instructions. Which should be instantly and totally obeyed.
6. I am sure I have what it takes. I have a lot of stuff.
Pieface 11:58, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

• Linky to your article? --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:13, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Here ya go. Isn't this interwikiweb awesome? I feel like I know you already! Shall we get a room? Pieface 15:31, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

OMG, I don't even know your gender....--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:50, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

I must say, good work Pieface, you are well-qualified. We can only wait and see who else will apply. Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 18:01, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I dunno, I just came in here because it was raining.
2. I wrote two featured articles...I think
3. I got an award for swimming 100m. Does that count?
4. Why?:Read a Book - currently on VFH! </whoring>
5. Yes. I am your handyman.
6. You mean syphilis?
-- ill-bred Ape (crinkle) (Riot Porn) 23:32, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Nice! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I NEED NOBILITY
2. Some unnews stuff and a few huffed articles here and there.
3. I was tied for third place in Uncyclopedia Survivor. Good times.
4. UnNews:Saddam sentenced to death! IT HAS AUDIO!
5. Yeah??
6. Yeah!!

So where's my money? --

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

07:24, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Results will be announced on Friday. Thank you for applying. Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:11, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I always wanted to be part of the nobility. Peasantry is so overrated.
2. I have been here for six months and wrote a few full articles, some huffed, all peed upon 3. I'm a registered user. What does that get me?
4. Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet (note: this is a very good work in progress done with help from User:Cajek)
5. I have done what most experienced writers did and read HTBFANJS to death and live by the rules of uncyclopedia. Although myself a noob, I am learning how to be helpful to the site by stopping every so often to check for crap articles and put a NRV or fix it.
6. Nobles have egos don't they?. Does being a noble require waffles?
--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 22:13, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

1. Boredom
2. Reader since mid-2005, user since mid-2006, admin since late-2007
3. ZOTM, UOTM, MAFE, OUN, KUN, CUN, 6.5 Features, a WotM nomination (vote for me!)
4. Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism. Read it and maybe vote for it on Uncyclopedia:Top10 07/November!
5. I don't know, are you? Because if you're not, I might as well ban your lazy arse.
6. Of course not, I was born a peasant. Damn you, lack of social mobility! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:20, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

1. Because I think Nofu is cool, and I like titles and I don't have one.

2. Umm, I wrote 3 articles and 2 got huffed but not for like 2 weeks.

3. Do you have any awards or existing titles to speak of? No, sorry. But I have been yelled at for making Chuck Norris jokes. Does that count?

4. What's the best article/unNews story, etc. that you've written? Model 94 Winchester - which I see you have now added onto a lot Mr. Ggarfield. Without you, it'd have gotten huffed too.

5. Are you prepared to take instruction further the mission in order to better our cause of Nofu? (Meaning working in PeeReview, VFD, QVFD, VFH, and ICUing/proofreading, or some combination of those to keep the Nofu out of Uncyclopedia and in our bank accounts)

Sure. BTW, isn't VFD that organization from "A series of Unfortunate Events"? Is the an Uncyclopedia VFD organization? Lol.

6. Do you have what it takes to BE nobility? Oh yeah. I can shun peasants and shit, but since you are UNSOC now, you probably are all into Mr. Beneficent Love The Peasants Aristocracy, right?

MaddMax 00:53, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

1. I live to serve the Nofu. 2. Hardly any although I am willing to learn and will do whatever asked of me. 3. Italic text nope. 4. ... none. 5. yes, 100%, ofcourse. 6. Yes I do! Dr Marsh —The preceding unsigned comment was added by user:Drmarsh (talk • contribs)

We have a Baron!

TKF has been chosen as Le Baron de Nofu. Honor him, respect him, for he now has a heredity position in the Nofu Aristocracy. The Castellans (non-hereditary) will be announced soon.

Thanks, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 02:53, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

You mean he is now: a Knight commander of the order of Uncyclopedia, A General of the Grue Army, A General of another obscure army, A PM for UNSOC, an Uncyclopedia Senator AND a nofu Baron?!?! God, his ego must be as big as a house! ~ Mordillo where is my JIZZ? 08:24, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

N00b worship

lol good job regs --THINKER 06:53, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Aristocrats? *sneers* Ha! The old landowning powers only maintain their titles because we urban elites find them useful. Eventually all their peasants will flee to the cities so we can work them in our factories, ha ha ha! *twirls mustache* Uncyclopedia will cease to be a feudal society within the decade, just you wait and see! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 17:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

FINALLY! Somewhere in this forum that I can post in! Down with the commoners! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:48, 20 December 2007 (UTC) Wait, crap.