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Mainly, someone must be funnier than the other, so why not an award like Comedian of the month, or something similar? You can also use this topic to propose other "...of the months", if you wish. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:29, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

How bout Benson of the Month for the person who is the loudest and most annoying and offensive person. Come on, it's existed unofficially for almost a year! Benson 01:39, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

True, and its dissimilar from GotM since that doesn't affect article contributations (something Benson has done, and Pond Whales is actually enjoyable if you haven't read it lately.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:12, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I vote for Spang of the month. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:41, 11 Jan 2007

• Nom and For This certain person is just Spang all over. —Braydie at 21:16, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Month of the Month

Score: +2

• Nom and For Pretty self-explaining. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• Aye! Hillarious.

High^General _Grue

• The winner is December! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:05, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Moth of the Month

Score: +1

• Nom and For Started off as a spelling mistake... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 08:08, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Monthter of the Month

Godthzilla

Score: 0001

For. Gosh, I like it. goshzillacorrespondence 05:06, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Frankensthein

Score: 0

Norman Bateth

Score: +1

• For Some might argue that Norman is a man, not a monthter. I say that is semantic nonsense. —rc (t) 03:02, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I think you mean "nonthenth". --Sir Jam 10:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Thquaw

• For anyone who read "Just William" when they were younger. --Sir Jam 10:50, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Monthly Month of the Month

Score: +1

• Nom and For. A crossbreed of the simple "Month of the Month" and the complex "Monthly Month of the Month, Monthly", this offspring is endowed with hybrid vigour. -- Mitch 03:46, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Mothmonsterman of the month

Score: +2

• For my first nomination, I pick the Bus of the Undead. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:52, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• Hell Yes. It runs on 10W-Blood. --Anyone 20:48, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Most Improved Uncyclopedian of the Month

Score: +4

• For, while I can't see it being used all that often (as I make it a point not to pay attention), some people start off as bad seeds and blossom into bad flowers.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• I Approve This Message, 04:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For This is one of the only coherent ideas on here. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:55, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For  Weasel 3689 03:51, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - Especially since when I joined here, I was provoking the Bensonists and was considered a troll. Now I'm one of them, and I'm loved by many (I think). --AAA! (AAAA) 03:54, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Comedian of the month

Score: 0

• For - Like I said above, someone is funnier than the other, and this award can make it official. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• 'Gainst - In theory, the best comedian writes the best articles. In practise, user pages factor a lot more. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:56, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Incoherent Username of the Month (Ίпćɸћёґẽиṭ Ų§єѓŋαмε ôʄ тћɐ ṂΩņζњ)

Score: Þŀǔʂ ōɲз

• Ňøм άйḍ ʃæя -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:12, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Cheater! --AAA! (AAAA) 05:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For and could we get that wikipedia edit table that has all the cool characters on it? User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 08:11, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Forum Topic of the Month

Score: 0

• Nom and abstain. I'm pretty sure that it's a bad idea.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• Myeah, I don't think I can endorse this either User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 08:14, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of the Month

Score: +9, all of them sockpuppets

• For Otismoperandi 05:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --AAAAAAAAA! 05:25, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:30, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. SpangSock! 05:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Uncle Guff (guff) 14:36, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Braydie/Bradaphraser/Bradaway/Braydaway/The Bard/The Brad 21:21, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Crazyswordsrnan 02:09, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squiggle 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Not Squiggle 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squigs 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squiggley 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Skviggle 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --The Squigster 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Scribble 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Skawigal 03:28, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Cheater! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• Drat, you found me out. However did you guess? --Squigglephraser 03:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• Oops, I was logged in as one of my sockpuppet accounts. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• Maybe if you didn't link them to the same userpage... --AAA! (AAAA) 05:21, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• Yeah, that's a bit of a problem. Makes it all look like one elaborate joke. --Squiggly Squiggly Squiggly Squiggly 05:42, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Elaborate? C'mon...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:43, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• For --J. Ed Ravent 21:00, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:51, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Evil Cs1987 08:54, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• Shut up Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:53, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• No, you shut up Evil Cs1987 08:54, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• Against - Don't feed the trolls sockpuppets. --Starnestommy 04:01, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• For - Trolls are critically endangered. Please feed them to increase their population. Hinoa

• Comment - I like pie. Sea turtle

Sockpuppeteer of the Month ... or Year

Score: +7

• I Approve This Message, Benson for January. 06:11, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Elggiuqs 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Jiminy J. Squiggle, jr. 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squigpuppet 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squang 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Totally Not An Overused Joke 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For --Squid 23:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• Squiggle is such a slut. Perhaps we should ban him for finding a cheap way to increase his rating on the slut list (although admittedly I am being a hypocrite by saying that). Cs1987 2.0 08:59, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• Huh? The slut list is how many pages you're linked to (if my understanding of it is correct) and these links are all from the same page, so it wouldn't affect my score (I think) Either way, the joke was simply the obvious overuse of imaginary sockpuppets. I don't really care about the Slut List. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:26, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

You are correct Squiggle. Don't mind the gobshites. 03:29, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I only just found that out just after posting that. Just ignore me if I say anything stupid like that. It happens disturbingly often. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:34, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

• Official Link: Uncyclopedia:Sockpuppeteer of the Month

Nominated Sockpuppeteer of the Month This user has been nominated for Sockpuppeteer of the Month —you can nominate or vote for your favourite puppet masters at Uncyclopedia:Sockpuppeteer of the Month.

Sockpuppeteer of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

Chap of the Month

Score: 1

• Nominate and Abstain. A true gentleman doesn't toot his own horn; he waits for the polite chaps and chapettes nearby to lavish praise upon his idea while he tips his hat in thanks and adjusts his cufflinks. See The Chap Magazine for where I got this crackpot notion. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 05:35, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
• For. Brilliant, my dear, just brilliant. We could use a graphic of a victorian gent and everything! -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH 01:13, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment: I concur, and we might perhaps even select a Chap of the Year. They would be awarded a silk waistcoat, a pocket watch, a pair of spats, and a moustache. Surely there's a gent or lady here who would be sporting enough to pay for all that? --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 02:08, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory Section of the Month

Score: +1

• Nom and For, you just know this will be a hit with the kids. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:33, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory Forum Poll of the Month

For or Against?

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Against

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--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:37, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Time of the Month

It's not just for women anymore!

“Bloody heck!”

~ Winston Churchill on his first Time of the Month

(ugh)----OEJ 20:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• Against - Too far. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:18, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah, pretty bad. But it was so obvious. ----OEJ 23:34, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

CABAL Member of the Month

There Is No Award

Employee of the Month

• Big cash bonus!' --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:10, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against, only suckups and people that work hard get those. Bastards!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:49, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - This can be like "Admin of the month", or something... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:36, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Month of the Writer

Score: +6

• For, see, instead of giving a contributor Writer of the Month, we rewrite the calendar on their behalf. Februbuggy! Jamuary! Dizember! We'll gratify our egos and throw the Western world into chaos.--Procopius 15:43, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
• For I can see that working. —Braydie at 23:31, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• For I can't wait for §ǚρtember. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:50, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Moy is the bestest.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:12, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Tooltrober!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 04:41, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Insineratust? --General Insineratehymn 08:11, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• Comment... that sounds like the title of a B-movie horror flick...--<<>> 19:43, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Comment wasn't that Night of the Hunter? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For Smayddle for the win. User:Smiddle/

Whore of the month

Score: Your mom

Legitimate Forum Topic Turned Wasteful and Pointless of the Month

Score: +2

Nom & For And for starters, I'll nominate this forum. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:57, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

• For! What a waste of time this is, and people are voting for things on here. What is the point in that. —Braydie at 20:59, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Obscure Reference of the Month

Score: -5

• Against as an idea like that would get Ralph fired. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22:06, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against, you're the one that I want/you-are-the-one-I-want/oo, oo oo!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:12, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against, TAIYOOOOOUUUUUU! --User:Nintendorulez 01:14, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against worse than the FOBR Boardies. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• Huh? User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 08:19, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against it would be as deadly as the Descolada. You know, from Speaker for the Dead. It's the second book in the Ender's Game series. It's a deadly virus, kills any kind of life. My reference is no longer obscure... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:11, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• Agin an idea vile enough to be conceived by Huff the accursed, first to sin.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 14:18, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

BENSON of the Month

Score: +BENSON

Seriously, when is that getting awarded? It's been several months now... --User:Nintendorulez 00:35, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

You should know that only one person diety is eligible for this award... --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:53, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

And that's me --KWild 03:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

You're lying. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:14, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

ONLY BENSON CAN WIN THE AWARD. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:22, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Why? Wouldn't benson of the Month be an award where the winner is chosen by benson who displays his qualities? --KWild 14:46, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, somebody does need to win it next month. BUT THE FIRST EVER AWARD SHOULD GO TO BENSON. --User:Nintendorulez 17:37, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Why? --KWild 02:37, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Because who is a better Benson than Benson? Also, I agree. Benson picks the winners each month who showed complete disregard for the peace of this site and the social well-being of this commmunity. For Benson 16:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Bjornsen of the Month

Score: +1

• For because Norwegians need love too.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Bjorksen of the Month

• Nom and abstain. That would probably make me deaf, but it's fun to make fun of Bjork. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:17, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Canadian of the month

Score: +6 Hosers watch the Red Green show

• For, because we need someone to blame. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:31, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• For They stand on guard for thee. For thee! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:08, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• Oo (For) Canadaaaaaaa... - It's gneomI 01:06, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, eh? I assume this will be awarded to the user who's the most non-confrontational, wussiest, wishy-washy, wet noodle/doormat nicest? (We were a superpower 'til Disney stole Pooh, y'know!)  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Take off, eh? You hoseheads. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 12:38, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Two-Four as long as the award has an image of one or more of these items on it, eh? Beer (a two-four would be great eh?), a moose, a donut, back (Canadian) bacon, poutine, Pierre Trudeau, the maple leaf, a hockey player, Celine Dion or Ann Murray. --Kenvalyi 15:37, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Least Redeeming Article that still hasn't been huffed yet, but still doesn't get the original writer banned and not because the admin was lazy or inebriated of the Month

Score: 0

Nom & For self-explanatory User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 08:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Conditional Against Title is WAY too long. If it were shortened, I might reconsider. --WillyFourEyes 17:52, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Drama of the Month

Score: -2

• Nom and against, would you seriously vote for this?! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:18, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• Unfor No --KWild 01:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• /me puts back of hand to forehead, looks pensive and sighs deeply. "Alas, Against..."--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Prat of the month - The person who has said the most stupid or blindingly obvious thing this month.

Score: +3

• Nom and for,--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:45, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
• The vote above my for vote was a nomination. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
• The Above Vote Made By A Crazy Man With Swords Was Not A Nomination & Is Above My FOR Vote. 23:15, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
• Captain Obvious. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:22, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against I am a pooper of parties. Mostly the former. Less of the latter. Pooper, I mean. The former. Not parties. The latter.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:24, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
• Nah. Just give 'em one of these:

No limits per month, either. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 12:42, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

"...of the month" of the month

Score: +1

• Nom&For  –              Smiddle             

banned user of the month

Score: 0

• nom and for. Take a banned user and "nominate" them for what they've done before they got banned. Like Useless Gobshite of the Month, but you need to be banned to be nominated.Can of Worms 01:50, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against - Don't feed the trolls. --Starnestommy 02:35, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Pee Reviewer Of The Month

Score: +1

• Nom & For - perhaps as another encouragement to use Pee Review, although I expect OEJ is a shoo in for the first PROTM. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:12, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
• FOR--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 07:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Forum topic that reappears after not being posted to for quite awhile of the month

• Forum:I propose a new "...of the month" --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:57, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Deadweight Admin of the Month

Score: +2

• Nom and For - Some admins are utterly useless (like Llwy-ar-lawr),and should be noted for being deadweight. --Starnestommy 02:34, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Here are the requirements for DAotM nomination:

• No useful, non-revert edits over the last 30 days
• No Huff/Block log changes over the last week
• Must have been an admin for at least a month
• UGotM is optional, but recommended
• PotM, WotM, ANotM, and UotM not recommended

• • • Wait, what? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:56, 8 Mar 2007
      • Oh damn, I haven't seen that template before. :( • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:58, 8 Mar 2007
        • Heh heh, I did the right thing to create that.... --AAA! (AAAA) 22:40, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
• IN A FIRE! - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• I'd call that a 'Yes'. --Starnestommy 23:26, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • *scowl* - jack mort | cunt | talk - 21:18, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
• never! if an admin wishes to retire they can do it on their own. If an admin is dead weight then they wouldn't have been hired in the first place. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:15, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Oddball of the month

• Any users who are quite weird, but stll make helpful contributions to the site. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:49, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Admin of the Month

• For any admins who've helped keep this site in one piece. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

the admin's heads are big enough already :P - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

and UotM pretty much covers it anyway. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:58, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

User Page of the Month

• N☭MINATI☭N, Once upon a time, I remembered this bein' discussed but I think it was goin' to be a weekly thin'. Might get IPs to register to compete. 19:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• C☭MMENT, And I want to create it and maintain it with no help unless I ask for it. 19:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• For But only because Medvedev once gave me an award for having an "exceptional user page" without there even being an official nomination process. Which made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or maybe that was the bear I was wrestling at the time? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:23, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - As long as Spang doesn't win it. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:12, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• I automatically win. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:43, 19 Mar 2007