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Condiment
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Raspberry vinaigrette: so it doesn't taste like salad anymore.
A condiment is a sauce you put on food to hide how awful it isto make it taste even better.
Here are some of the 48 varieties Uncyclopedia currently has:
- Butter or Margarine
- Honey
- Ketchup/Catsup, or Green Ketchup
- Maple syrup
- Mustard
- Salt
- Soy Sauce
- Sugar
- Tabasco
- Vinegar
- This is a disambiguation page. That's a bad thing.