Condiment

Raspberry vinaigrette: so it doesn't taste like salad anymore.

A condiment is a sauce you put on food to hide how awful it is^{to make it taste even better}.
Here are some of the 48 varieties Uncyclopedia currently has:

• Butter or Margarine
• Honey
• Ketchup/Catsup, or Green Ketchup
• Maple syrup
• Mustard
• Salt
• Soy Sauce
• Sugar
• Tabasco
• Vinegar

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