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🔒 Gay Luigi H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I laughed so hard at Spike's comment, I'm compelled to vote keep on this one. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:49, 23 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. In addition to SPIKE's comment providing a hilarious summary (a better quote than what's there, that, the page made me laugh too. And I edited upon it. Aleister 10:40 23 11
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Mama Luigi Itsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.png --Mn-z 22:11, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Itsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.png --Roman Dog Bird 22:17, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.look,i know i have made a lot of articles that are kinda pointelss,but seriously,do people really expect anything from an article about Gay Luigi.its a youtube poop meme based on the phrase "GAY LUIGI""besides,the aritcle is keeping me occupied like SPIKE said.Jupiterfox
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Itsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.pngItsa Luigi Time.png --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:22, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He is a pawn of Satan. He is gay. He can transform himself into various forms, including a goth anime girl with huge breasts. And, as of today, he sprays magical pee into people's faces. You get the picture. To the good, it is keeping Jupiterfox totally occupied, to everyone's benefit. Spıke Ѧ 03:30 23-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not worth it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:50, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Juniorfox Uncyclopedia. He can polish this turd all he likes but it won't turn into a gem. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:09, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Childish and directionless at best, and does not have the presentation to redeem itself as an actual article, either... although SPIKE makes a good point about it having occupied that one fellow. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:10 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 12:25, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Ash H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg THIS IS HILARIOUS! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 22 November 2010
    An undeniable classic perhaps? --Roman Dog Bird 22:54, November 22, 2010(UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:13, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not great, and it could use a clean up, but I'm too lazy. Anyhow, it's not that bad. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:05 (UTC)
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  1. why is this still here --Roman Dog Bird 22:40, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I got this far: "Ash/Ass/Ashley Ketchum/Ketchup/Ketchump/Ketchcum/Rick Astley (March 23, 1995 - June 24, 2007 -) often dresses in his mom's clothes pretending to be a girl called Misty". Fuck off. Myocardialinfarction 02:07, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. i shiver when i click a pokemon-related link because i am afraind of it being like this. the horror.....--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 18:10, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:24, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Hunter x Hunter H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just because of that last image. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:53, 22 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Passable. Not offensively inept. Slap a rewrite tag on it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:39, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Eh, not that bad. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 17:32 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. piiiiiiiisssssssss --Roman Dog Bird 22:32, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Fruits Basket H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Great and luscious Lyrithya will save this article! It is the way of things. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:18, 23 November 2010
  2. Did a few edits. Keep, of course. Can be improved and funnyized further for surer. Aleister 1:23 23 11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spends a lot of time explaining the manga and only incidentally provides humor. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 23-Nov-10
Comments
  • Nominated on instigation of author Lyrithya, who named four of her articles, perhaps only wanting a push to perfect them. But this one alone is VFD-worthy, and it fits in with other recent nominations. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 23-Nov-10
    • Apparently this idea sort of failed - I have made absolutely no progress in fixing it whatsoever. Aleister, however, did... and I do like what he did do it. Blargle. I should make him cookies, or something. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:08 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 08:15, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Gayzilla H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. To stop the church from protesting, Gayzilla used his Gay-Ray on them and turned them fabulous. Still classic. --Roman Dog Bird 04:02, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Goodpics, per Roman Dog Nigger Bitch Bird, and did a few edits. Aleister 12:54 23 11
  3. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I can't believe I'm saying this, but... fabulous. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:14 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you've read the title you've seen all there is to the joke. Another fake subject straining for content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:58, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg World War S. Intro sums it up with "giant time-travelling homosexual robot monster President"--quantity (of memes) over quality. Spıke Ѧ 11:03 23-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Pearl Harbor H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Saveable. Pearl Harbor is an important, real battle (also, several movies) for which people might look for an Uncyclopedia article--something you can't say about anything else in this list unless you are a gamer. The concept is great too: that the movies are real, and that the war was an imitation. But the article has no photos, no details that bounce between fantasy and reality, and no real ending. Spıke Ѧ 16:23 25-Nov-10
    Better now with two photos, a coherent theme, and no more swears and rants against America. Spıke Ѧ 20:12 25-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chucked in a couple of tweaks too. It can be lead back upstairs to join the others again.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice save, but could use lots more work to make it a feature. Why stop now? C'mon you historic minded cats in hats, play those bones. Aleister 12:53 26 11
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like what you've done with the piece. And indeed, keep this up and it could well turn into a feature with some work. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:26 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:12, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I learned how to nominate something for deletion. I put the VFD tag too. Now about the article: I think It sucks enough to put it for deletion. See for yourself. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:58, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An ok concept but no development at all, equally good if it's torn down to the foundation. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:58, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 The Great Bunny War H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. I read the comments below, was all set to just go to the page to look for pictures, and had my biggest laughs of this week. I'll "go in" and edit a little, but overall, Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and Symbol keep vote.svg Feature. Maybe Olipro has a good story about the page. Aleister 11:12 23 11
  2. Keep. Needs a tidy, not a huffin.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:25, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
    Have continued editing. Doesn't mean it's good, but creeping into non-huffable range? Aleister 00:53 25 11
    I believe it can fly. I believe it can touch the sky. Aleister 11:39 25 11
    Hey Aleister, can I help you work on this page? It looks like a fun page. --Wanna see a magic trick? 14:42, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
    Don't have to ask on a wiki, but thanks for asking, and sure, jump on in. The worse that could happen is we edit war each other, both end up banned and shunned, and not spend Christmas at each other's home as we have in the past. Besides that, the Great Bunny War awaits you! Al 15:35 25 11
    Ok, thanks! I just wanted to ask. That way I woulden come off rude. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:52, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Foshizle! --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:53, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per the fixing up. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:19 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty standard Wacky War stories, plus bunnies. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:46, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Huff this--I don't care what breaks. Spıke Ѧ 11:00 23-Nov-10
    Rescinded as Aleister has suckered me into participating. Spıke Ѧ 12:16 25-Nov-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not worth a chewed carrot. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:59, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG IFB-I Fuck Bunnies. amirite or amirite? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:06, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Legal Conundrum. While this is a mainspace article it's only purpose seems to be the page redirected to by User:INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY, a user whose page contains nothing of importance except a redirect to IFB. INTERMISSION FOR BUNNY has only been edited once, not by the pages owner but by User:Awesome Man who claims "This was my old account, and not supposed to be my user page." Awesome Man has not edited on Uncyclopedia since 2007. For unknown reasons this page was protected in 2007 by user:Olipro. No clue what's up there. Is there some complication that would arise if we delete a page that creates a broken redirect on a user page for a user who only existed for 4 days in 2007? --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:46, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 08:13, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Template:UnlimPower

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I kinda like it --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:19, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Large, single-use template that doesn't even really fit, entirely, where it is. Meh. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 23:10 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Created by Anon in one session; used on only one mainspace page. Spıke Ѧ 23:18 26-Nov-10
  3. UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --Roman Dog Bird 23:56, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Way too wordy, would take away from, rather than add to, any page it was one. Aleister 2:09 27 11
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 02:31, November 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Great Flying Handkerchief of Brett

Score: 4
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  1. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Squeaked by a year and a half ago but it still looks like standard randumbo stub to me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:40, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author gave the article an unwieldy title--then makes excuses about it in the very first sentence. Again, the intro tells the reader ("a universal religion sweeping through the galaxy") that this article is about nothing, including a humor concept. Spıke Ѧ 12:13 24-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Still horrible. Junior Word Mixer.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:42, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 00:19, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Rather pretentious, especially considering that it is, as Spikey-poo said, about nothing. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 18:23 (UTC)
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🔒 Tottenham Hotspur H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Really It's not very good but we can't delete a team like this. Just needs some work. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:39, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? This has been here since 2006. --Wanna see a magic trick? 20:05, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Please withdraw your nomination. This was 20 times longer on 2-Nov, to which I have rolled it back. It is a victim of recent vandalism. Spıke Ѧ 20:15 25-Nov-10

🔒 Fox's Law H T Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. An attempt to educate (or perhaps scold) rather than amuse. But it refers to a real "law" and a real tendency of many people--to flog petty grievances rather than stick to the subject. I believe I can fix it up. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 22-Nov-10
    Rewritten. It's much less nerdy now--but still stubby. Spıke Ѧ 21:11 22-Nov-10
    Now with examples. Spıke Ѧ 19:50 24-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Spıke ¬ Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 22 November 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep??? I think SPIKE saved it, although I don't understand it. Has it gotten something to do with killer octupi? Aleister 11:37 24 11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abandoned in 2007. I'm totally lost as to what it refers to. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:01, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:27, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sensible 'adage', stupid article. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 20:31 (UTC)
    I'll remove my delete because Spike asked nicely. It still kind of sucks, though. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 23:18 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't see anything worth keeping here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:18, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • An article on Fox's Law was deleted from Wikipedia in 2005 as an "attack," likewise two articles on protagonist Benjamin Fox; one calls him a rugby player too minor for a bio. This could just be nerdy vanity. Spıke Ѧ 21:02 22-Nov-10
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticeWii 15:56, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Jynx

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jynx is a slutty black female Pokemon. Overuse of stereotyping with no point in humor. Spıke Ѧ 15:34 25-Nov-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:51, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER delete all porkymen articles --Roman Dog Bird 18:37, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.spike's comment is enough.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 23:48, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poop smearing class, level 1. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:40, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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H4Xx0r

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft, 13375p33k, wacky war and Chuck Norris. There's just so many ways to hate this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:48, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No concept; essentially written in several foreign languages. Spıke Ѧ 10:58 25-Nov-10
  3. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:53, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH i'm freezing --Roman Dog Bird 07:35, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.A rubbish tip. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:17, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Johnny 5

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short Circuit was the Citizen Kane of my generation and this does it a grave dishonor!!!Stubby stupid and employing tired memejokes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:18, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The best way to honor him is to start over. This stubby, photo-less, forced bio is unfunny and not made funny by veering into politics and political memes. Spıke Ѧ 12:35 26-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Citizen Kane? Was that a Christmas movie about a civic-minded holiday candy? Aleister 12:50 26 11
  4. I think it's safe to say that this sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 02:06, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
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The Battle of N00b

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently typical wacky war stories. When I checked the history it became clear that this article has been plagued by repeated vandalism from a single IP. Checkeing further into the history showed that all that was vandalized was an only slightly less crappy wacky war story. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:45, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concept fails on all counts--Wacky War, Uncyclopedians writing about Uncyclopedians, strained acronyms, and the "humor" of the author confessing that he hasn't finished the article and probably never will. And Star Trek and nonsense year numbers. Spıke Ѧ 10:55 25-Nov-10
  3. Ugh.gif Ugh. Why? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:58, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. These wacky war stories are 99% encoded fails nearly every time. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:31, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Turtle Washers anonymous

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made in 2006, the window between Uncyclopdia becoming popular and Uncyclopedia getting standards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Put that way, Count, the next phase must be a Purge. Back to the article, it is a concept pulled from a bodily orifice, paired with preachy listcruft. Maybe it fits in Howto:. Spıke Ѧ 00:39 25-Nov-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:00, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A title and a list and not much in between. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:32, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Prince Antoine

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny ramble that goes nowhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:13, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. sonic faggotry --Roman Dog Bird 00:16, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You read this, shake your head, and say, "Well, how about that!" Spıke Ѧ 00:37 25-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Someone got the bollocks blender from out of the cupboard again. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:35, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Jeff

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Since 2005 this has been a prime example of the inverse vanity article, an article created by some dumbass to mock someone he doesn't like. In the past 5 years it's only attracted people who want to make fun of somebody they know who happens to be named Jeff. Even if it didn't skirt vanity policy it's still dross. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A holding tank for cyberbullying. Spıke Ѧ 10:57 25-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even I think this page is stupid, and I'm stupid! Aleister 10:55 25 11
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Hey!!!! Fuck you all, man, it's a great name, eat my thing, my mom named me, hey, WTF, what about Jeff Gordon, huh, you forget Jeff Gordon? Or Jeff, ah, Jeff, there has to be another, ah, Jefferson, that's it, Thomas Jefferson! So there! Jeff

Barium enema

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Political humor so low it actually brought down the level of bathroom humor attached to it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:01, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is a concept here--"Barium enema" as a botching of the President's name, and comparison of an enema to the process of being taxed to pay for his initiatives. But there is no execution, only toilet humor and memes from the political landscape. Anyone with the skill to make this be more than name-calling should start over. Spıke Ѧ 12:17 24-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Won't be missed, least by me. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:41, November 24, 2010 (UTC)--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:41, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:09, November 24, 2010 (UTC)
  5. poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 00:17, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Diary of a wimpy kid

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lol wut? This is kinda funny, somehow... Anyway, not enough to be kept. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:29, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Invalid nom. Too new. Not that it's likely to get much better. Spıke Ѧ 01:36 23-Nov-10
  • Ya, how do you check the date a certain article was made? --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:38, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Look for where it says "Earliest", click on that, and then go to the bottom of the page to see the first edit. Aleister 1:40 23 11
    p.s. That's under "History". In this case, if you click on History, there are only two entries, which show the creation date of the page.
    In other words, apart from the affixing of {{VFD}}, Anon performed exactly one edit, and then went away. Whew! Spıke Ѧ 03:31 23-Nov-10

Zergling City

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A humor free pet project from 2006 with only the lamest attempts at comedy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:39, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Why would anyone be even the slightest bit entertained by this? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:41, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Trade to starcraft.wikia.com for future draft choices. Who would be the slightest bit entertained is a Starcraft gamer. But not because the article has anything funny in it. Protagonist FlareonFurry blasted off from Uncyclopedia in 2006. Spıke Ѧ 19:56 22-Nov-10
  4. Eeeeeeh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 20:34 (UTC)
  5. dole a deer, a female deer, RAY, the guy that fucked 'er ass --Roman Dog Bird 22:36, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That poem's a suitable epitaph for this dreadful article. Myocardialinfarction 02:21, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 One Piece H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If we remove the unfunny randomness, there'll at the very least be a keepable stub left. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:28, 20 November 2010
  2. It certainly has a heap of random crap tied to it, and the listiness was too much for me to bear, but it really doesn't seem bad enough to kill, to me. And as SPIKE said (Only now do I read his comment), the intro is indeed decent. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:22 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Almost makes me ashamed of being a fan. --Roman Dog Bird 22:14, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Intro is well-written. Article's structure is short sections about the characters of the TV show, then short sections about sample plots. The question for voters who have seen the show is whether this adds humor or just says random things about someone else's creation. Spıke Ѧ 20:01 20-Nov-10
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeWii 08:35, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Reborn!

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  1. urrggggggh *poop* --Roman Dog Bird 22:32, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrggggggggg *fart* --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:54, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg *suicide* --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:52, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nuuurg. Also, this seems familiar. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 23:19 (UTC)
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  • Many recent contributions, but this unillustrated piece remains advocacy with only incidental humor. Spıke Ѧ 22:45 22-Nov-10

Logic Bunny

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A noble attempt to add content to a completely unusable subject. Another case of the great nonsense concept failure outbreak of 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:36, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramble about something unreal. Math majors at MIT have no sense of humor. Spıke Ѧ 10:58 23-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Throw in any old names, leave to simmer and then serve crap soup. I wish these were rarer but Uncyclopedia seems to attract random junk like flies to a Naples rubbish dump. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:02, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Headscratch.gif Huh? What? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:03, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Heterochromia

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  1. Delete - Unfortunate stub that goes nowhere and doesn't even say what it's about until the end... and the writer's been missing for months. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 04:24 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not even close. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:30, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb, and uses an initial quote to make excuses for its own incompleteness. Spıke Ѧ 10:55 23-Nov-10
  4. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:02, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First degree shit. Should have been deleted at birth (ok...7 days in here). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Darth Television

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless, random and rambling pseudo-political article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:46, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not an attempt to recast space-villain Darth Vader as a game-show host. It is yet another attempt to write a lot of stuff about a character I just made up. Uses US political figures as memes for instant humor, just add humor. Spıke Ѧ 11:15 22-Nov-10
  3. Stupid. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 20:34 (UTC)
  4. Stupid 2 da maXXX!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:37, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Sean Lithgow

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Overall shit article with lots of sporking and no direction. Preliminary Googling shows nobody prominent named Sean Lithgow. Vanity suspected. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:25, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mix of lifted historical documents and the author's precious put-downs. Spıke Ѧ 11:13 22-Nov-10
  3. It's just not funny. At all. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 20:38 (UTC)
  4. "His good-looks can be dated back to Ash Ketchum (1582 - 1645)." no more no more no more --Roman Dog Bird 22:38, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Spork, and an unmarked spork. Sink like a stone, Lithgow. Aleister 1:27 23 11
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Sporked partially (and unnecessarily) from this page. Older versions are less random but they are not more funny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:25, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Tuatara

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  1. Delete. Short 'n' shit 2005cruft. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:23, Nov 21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A two-paragraph vehicle for an animated GIF. Spıke Ѧ 10:23 21-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like real tuataras. I don't like this article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:39, 21 November 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it had just one more New Zealand link I think I'd think it was fantastic. Myocardialinfarction 20:58, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well, now that's downright peculiar. And pointless and unfunny. But peculiar. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 22:31 (UTC)
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Template:Retarded

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not only is this malformed template redundant with the rewrite maintenance templates, it's ugly and serves no real purpose and was created by some random person for no apparent reason. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:48 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:39, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another invitation to write retarded articles. Also, aren't we supposed to say "developmentally disabled" or "mentally special" or use an acronym? Spıke Ѧ 10:21 21-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:56, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:09, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Chinballitis

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Once again we see a one-off joke from a popular cartoon attempting to become a real article. Another case of "pretty funny in Southpark, does not port over well to Uncyclopedia". --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:13, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. hey i remember that episode too wasn't it funny --Roman Dog Bird 19:29, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Everything funny here comes from the TV show. Spıke Ѧ 19:56 20-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well, that's just stupid. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 02:50 (UTC)
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Hobgoblin

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a weak-in-general article where, in a desperate struggle for content, the author has fallen back to the stalest jokes clumsily written. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:13, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Those first two lines are hilarious, but then the actual article begins and it sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 19:27, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't even like the intro (talk about defecating and tell me how amusing something is). When we get to Section 1, author confesses the meaning is unknown, amuses himself thinking about experts bickering about the unknowable, and reader wanders off. The rest of the article is mostly people and things that the author wishes to ridicule. Spıke Ѧ 19:59 20-Nov-10
  4. So, ah... where are the funnies? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:25 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Yeah, was I supposed to laugh? Cuz that's not the message I got. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:02, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. It can hob off. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:12, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Morshu

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This doesn't seem to be very funny. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:28, 20 November 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This doesn't seem to be very undeleted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:08, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. whoo wee whoo wee --Roman Dog Bird 19:30, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Three paragraphs banged out, regarding something that happened in the void called YouTube, at most bring something funny to our attention (though there is no link to it). It doesn't go as far as inventing any humor. Spıke Ѧ 19:55 20-Nov-10
  5. Well, that didn't go very far. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:23 (UTC)
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Lul

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom & Delete This was on here about a week ago. It didn't get deleted because I (being the smart person I am) forgot to put the {{VFD}} tag on it. I won't forget this time. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:50, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It goes without saying that all 12-year-olds on the Internet are "the worst person in the world." Still, every bit of humor in this stub comes from somewhere else. Spıke Ѧ 23:10 13-Nov-10 Vote reasserted Spıke Ѧ 00:13 19-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It sucks. Okay. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:47 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.The pic is probably representative of the users of this website, contributors and vandals alike. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:57, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. my Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. vote cause this sucks. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:05, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
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King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1II

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has been around since 2005. You should all feel ashamed for that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:38, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How is it my fault I never typed exactly this page title?! Stubby, pointless, poorly written, and poorly coded. Spıke Ѧ 23:42 18-Nov-10
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  NOW! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 18 November 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Well... it is funny that it exists... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:52 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:11, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ugh.gif Ugh. Fail. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:57, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Order Of the Golden Trombone

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A one paragraph sub touched only by IPs in it's 11 month existence.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:32, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:03, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Three edits in all, one every four or five months. Point of order! this Order has no point. Spıke Ѧ 23:11 18-Nov-10
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg Meh. Pointless silliness, at that. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:53 (UTC)
  5. Delete--Sycamore (Talk) 18:00, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Camden leisure pirate

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Well it's not really about anything, now is it? --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:57, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User LeisurePirate gave up in May 2006; no substantial improvement since then. Intro lets you know the article is about nothing, but probably collective vanity on a group of pub-crawlers in Camden (not the New Jersey one). Spıke Ѧ 23:14 18-Nov-10
  3. Huh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:55 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mess, randumbo drivel.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:17, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:59, November 19, 2010 (UTC)
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