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Nerd language

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nerds are evidently stupid, and would write stupidly, so this is an article written stupidly. Except for that trite joke, that still makes it an awful article. Spıke 🎙️01:09 9-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yikes! Send this one back to the depths of Keighley. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 07:22, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Minimal improvements since 2010. Terms are obsolete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:36, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like the entire thing was written by 2009! (it probably was) It just spams "lol sex fuck shit" and expects to be funny, my vote for deletion. -giwake 2:08 am, 26 March, 2016
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yuck! Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 01:11, March 28, 2016 (UTC)
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9-11 (video game)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The latest in a series of VFD nominations of pages about How the world would look if everyone spent the entire day in a chat room as I do. Hint: It wouldn't be funny. Spıke 🎙️00:38 14-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As nominator says, it is a log of a chatroom. ConCass2 (talk) 11:37, March 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remove, obliterate and inter in quicklime. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:43, March 25, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The writing style alone made me stop from disinterest a few sections in. At the bottom is a see-also for Gulf War II (video game), which looks to be even more of the same. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:45, March 28, 2016 (UTC)
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The Ineffable Australian File Cabinet of Unquestionably Impending Doom

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only comedy concept of this ten-year-old ramble is its infeasibly long title. Spıke 🎙️03:26 23-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The intro is all you need to see that this article will likely suck. And sure enough it does, somehow dragging Sonic the Hedgehog, Microsoft, and other mainstays of randumbo into its rant. Large parts of it don't even seem to bear any relation to its equally-random subject. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 01:07, March 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ah - the unmistakable style of Watt d'Farque? The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk).
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 02:08, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Severe case of randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:54, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. I experimented with moving this article to the new title File cabinet on the mirror site, but even the comedy concept of a file cabinet gaining an evil personality just was not executed well enough. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 08:42, March 24, 2016 (UTC)

Caithness

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What a stupid article. Delete. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:02, March 12, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Very decent comedy at the start descends into our usual chavcruft. I have gotten rid of Oscar Wilde and the sections that were only lists and this one should stay and await more detailed contributions that are specific to the town. county. Spıke 🎙️00:40 14-Mar-16
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  • Caithness is not a town. It is a county. The main towns within said county are Thurso and Wick. ;) --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 16:16, March 13, 2016 (UTC)
    Thank you; have amended my vote, but not flipped it. Spıke 🎙️00:40 14-Mar-16
  • I didn't expect you to...was that a dig? Not cool... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:16, March 14, 2016 (UTC)
  • Nominator has quit, I have cleaned up the article from end to end; Kept. Spıke 🎙️22:50 1-Apr-16

Goth Poetry

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A catalog of work, some of it attributed and some of it ineligible for us to strip of its copyright, and a catalog of external websites. To the extent that work is included to show how bad it is, this is advocacy. The small portion that is original comedy is poorly written. Spıke 🎙️11:41 11-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed. Delete. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 11:34, March 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists. ConCass2 (talk) 16:36, March 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Depressing.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 02:02, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Badly written/copied --Santaray (talk) 21:17, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
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Blessed Trinity Catholic High School‎

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Suggested by Santaray. "My high school is like Nazi Germany!" Spıke 🎙️01:43 1-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Aren't they all!  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 01:55, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is literally just some student ranting about how their school sucks with no original comedy hook. ConCass2 (talk) 08:11, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not silly or daft enough to keep. Unfunny and unoriginal ranting. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:51, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Deleted and salted against re-creation. Spıke 🎙️11:59 4-Apr-16

National anthem

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing but lists, mostly wisecracks. The careful reader would find an actual riddle nestled in with the wisecracks, but the careful reader would not get that far but would be off reading a better article. Mostly the same joke bent to different nationalities in the mold of You Have Two Cows. Spıke 🎙️21:54 26-Mar-16
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Fuck All

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This 'article' is meant to be about the Scottish Highlands. It's horrifying, it's really bad. Delete. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 09:18, March 13, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another 2007 contribution of Uamhair, with Caithness; seems to be a Table of Contents to a personal story arc. Is mostly criticism, sometimes in the first person, of caricatures of Scots; written under a name where the reader has to guess the punch line to read the joke, the joke being mere chavcruft. To see "fuck" versus "feck" played better, see Tetragrammaton. Spıke 🎙️12:40 13-Mar-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I LOVE the concept of "Fuck all" being a rural area (with the caption "a picture of Fuck All"). Alas, the article doesn't do it justice, consisting of mostly hatred for the English that isn't remotely subtle. ConCass2 (talk) 13:09, March 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Do you remember the the "Wear the fox hat" gag?  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 02:05, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stuck in first gear. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:48, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
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Indiana Jones

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random dates and teh random historical inaccuracy; brings a happy tear to an old uncyclopedian's eye. I'll beat my own drum and suggest it should be redirected to Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig. --Nikau (talk) 04:37, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Drum-beating aside, you make a good point. Just delete and remove this article. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 08:54, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looking at this ancient relic of old Uncyclopedia makes me feel like Indiana Jones. ConCass2 (talk) 10:16, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete (formerly Keep). Feeling bound to remove the said randomness, I find nothing here to tie together and no reason for the page to exist. Spıke 🎙️01:02 16-Apr-16
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I voted Keep in October 2014 and author improved it somewhat. It is a pretty vital page that suffers from Randomness Syndrome of its own, not hard to fix. It also has lots of fun Harrison Ford fandom such as blurring this with his other characters. Spıke 🎙️13:54 6-Mar-16
    One of the eternal issues with Uncyclopedia is that good articles that happen to have hard-to-find names are forgotten while mediocrity fills the most regularly searched term for a subject. While I agree that it is a vital subject, if a decent writer ever comes up with a good idea it can be written, but a redirect to (admittedly I'm biased) the other Indiana Jones article will suffice. This was done with the Jason Bourne article. --Nikau (talk) 07:20, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
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  • My problem with it is that the whole thing is so rambling and incoherent that whatever attempt there was at humor about Ford's other characters is buried. The opening paragraph has both war-cruft and immature homophobia, not to mention the classic *badass syndrome*. From there, you get a comment about Lucas having sex with Jolie and then a "joke" about virginity. The 5th section has a shaggy dog tale about a monkey statue, but there's no punchline or humorous outcome. He just throws away the statue for some reason. All in all, I've seen significantly better articles deleted; this is best described as banal prose punctuated by immaturity masquerading as "humor". --Nikau (talk) 07:34, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  • Deleted and made a redirect as Nikau suggests. Spıke 🎙️01:02 16-Apr-16

Goldturd

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Yay! Turds! Maniac1075 creates an article, not our first, about WCW wrestler Bill Goldberg and puts it at an address no one will find (if they are lucky). Spıke 🎙️20:22 27-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 01:58, April 3, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The existing article isn't a lot better but this is double redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:58, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
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The Running of the Jew

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The title, the comedy concept, and the entire contents are stolen humor from Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat, and the authors don't so much want to amuse the reader as bask in Cohen's cover to be free to disparage Jews. Spıke 🎙️04:24 4-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poorly written anti-Semitism. I enjoy a good Jew joke, but there are no jokes to be found here. ConCass2 (talk) 08:11, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Adds nothing to what Sacha Baron Cohen has already done with Borat. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:56, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Making an article about a short joke you saw in Borat is not funny. --Santaray (talk) 21:13, April 4, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 04:56, April 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Penguin Armies of Doom

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. This trashy article adds no comedic value to Uncyclopedia. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 21:56, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article on an invented army has a high bar to meet, and it has to do so promptly, but this one starts by throwing random crap at the reader. A single also-known-as in the first line fatigues the reader: I don't care about alternative names for a fake army you have not yet given me a reason to care about! By the time we get to the list of weapons and the script for the movie trailer, it is clear that the various authors just wanted to write a fan-fiction, history-of-the-future comic book. Nothing ties it together, not even penguins. (By comparison, Nudist is tied together with penguins.) Spıke 🎙️22:16 11-Apr-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Various unfunny memes and gibberish about penguins all thrown at the reader. The end result is not funny and reeks of 2005 Uncyc. ConCass2 (talk) 21:06, April 15, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've never seen so many misspellings and randomness in one Uncyclopedia page. --Santaray (talk) 02:08, April 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bird cruft.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:25, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Steganography

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A clever made-up concept, taken exactly nowhere. Spıke 🎙️12:28 19-Apr-16
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like the concept Problem is no one will look it up, and if they do, the concept is the only funny bit.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:36, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is a dumb article, but I think the idea is creative (steganographer is a pun of stenographer). Maybe it should be on Fix. --Santaray (talk) 23:49, April 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Delete). I took it somewhere, based on WP:Stenography, and created the redirect suggested below. Spıke 🎙️10:47 20-Apr-16
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Delete). Spike has given it the thoroughly daft treatment it deserved!  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:08, April 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • I would consider flipping to keep if the idea was expanded in a funny way, the lists are thrown out and it would be okay to redirect 'stenographer' to it.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:36, April 20, 2016 (UTC)

Tajikistan

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not much needs to be said... Mahdi I. A. (2011) "Tajikistan", p. 1... In the beginning Khuda created the Heaven and the Earth in his masturbation. However the earth was only a float of semens and very nasty. So the penis of Khuda moved upon the face of his piss. And Khuda said: “Let there be Penis”, and there was a white penis erected from Heaven to Earth ,which Khuda later called Light. Khuda saw the white penis, thought it was good, then he cut off white penis and planted it on Earth to create humans. Afterwards Khuda took a dump, his shit grew larger, then there was the Land of Calradia. --Nikau (talk) 04:48, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You're right, not much needs to be said. Delete. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 08:53, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfortunate, as this article is laid out well, like a nation page. However, it is pidgin English from start to end; follows the theme that, when you have nothing to say, write about sex or paste in a description of Middle Earth; and never has anything to say. Spıke 🎙️13:47 6-Mar-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sex and penis jokes do not make an article funny. --DoctorGizmo (talk) 14:00, April 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Probably needs the 'Slovakia' treatment to prevent a red link in the country template. May have a go on this one. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:37, March 8, 2016 (UTC)

Kellogg's Frosties

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It only has one main contributor and is a mess of randumb and red links. I don't know why he thought "ability to shoot lasers through there eyes" was a page. --Santaray (talk) 00:03, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
    I'll have you know he CLEARLY wrote "ability to shot lasers through there eyes". Jeez. ConCass2 (talk) 13:52, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Assuming that is the product name in Europe (it's Frosted Flakes in the country of origin), the contents are Randumbo. Spıke 🎙️00:09 20-Apr-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cereal randomness and memes.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:41, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A messy stub not worth saving. ConCass2 (talk) 13:52, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hello, George W. Bush, we meet again. There's some semblance of a theme with the ecstasy and eye lasers, but it's not developed enough to save the article. (Also, the "BALLtic Sea" pun was one of the most forced and groan-worthy I've ever seen, making it one of the article's few achievements.) Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:29, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Indeed it is the brand name used in the UK (at least). They're greaaaaaaaaaaat..if you're a dentist. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:43, April 20, 2016 (UTC)

Windows Vista Minion Edition

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As well as having a page title no one will look up and beginning with the acronym V.A.G.I.N.A. and prank code written for fellow C programmers, a Google search suggests this entire page is written not to amuse but to document or promote a mobile game. Spıke 🎙️12:50 3-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vista jokes in 2016? Let's make fun of MSDOS next. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:59, April 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not really understanding the connection between Windows Vista and minions, neither of which seem to have any comedic steam left in them nowadays. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:51, April 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 04:55, April 16, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. No, not Vista jokes in 2016. The article was written in 2008. --Tomatoinc0118999 (talk) 01:17, April 25, 2016 (UTC)

Google translator

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedian Some bloke in 2008 set out not to write original comedy but to document his annoyance with Google Translate entirely through the use of example output. Machine translation is the primary reason why "artificial intelligence" is an oxymoron, so he's not telling us anything we don't know. It is no surprise that using Google to flog a paragraph through seven languages and back will garble the meaning. Nor, given the vagaries of natural languages, does it even mean the service is as bad as claimed. Spıke 🎙️21:51 7-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, unfunny paragraphs which are then translated through several languages, resulting in more unfunny. ConCass2 (talk) 09:05, April 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Forgot to actually vote --Santaray (talk) 02:10, April 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:19, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A subject to parody but this isn't the answer. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:14, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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  • It's essentially the same joke as Google Translate. Cg097 (talk) 20:09, April 8, 2016 (UTC)
    That's damned peculiar; Santaray's comment that this should be renamed Google Translate made me assume we didn't already have one, and that it wasn't just more of the same. Whether it is Google's renditions or George W. Bush's bad English, Uncyclopedians should use this website to write original comedy and not just catalog crap done by others. That is to say, I'd vote to delete the other one too. Spıke 🎙️02:19 9-Apr-16

Google Translate

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As pointed out by Cg097 in the "Google translator" ballot, this is the same joke, which isn't even funny to begin with. ConCass2 (talk) 17:02, April 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like Google translator, this is not original comedy, but a blog critiquing the unremarkable fact that Google's translation service doesn't work perfectly. Spıke 🎙️12:31 19-Apr-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not very funny and states the obvious. --Santaray (talk) 23:57, April 19, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:26, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Ditto as regards Google translator. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:15, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Webster Transitional School

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just found another article about some school made by some butthurt student. Why did Uncyclopedia vote Keep for this in 2010? --Santaray (talk) 22:05, April 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is pure schoolcruft. The two of us are normal and everyone else at school is sooo extreme. Also has a photo gallery of memes, and a declaration that school administration has intervened as a gimmick not to complete the article. The list of stereotypes is particularly useless. Spıke 🎙️22:23 5-Apr-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well 'crufted' but it's school cruft all the same. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:15, April 10, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 05:16, April 16, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Voters can read more discussion of this article on its talk page, and follow the template at the top of it to the prior discussion on VFD in 2010. Spıke 🎙️22:23 5-Apr-16

American Civil War (video game)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg 'Sup, bro? Found another one. If this could be funny, then they could recombine Khan, tribbles, time travel, and the Marcus family and it would be real Star Trek. Spıke 🎙️01:32 10-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not encyclopedic.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:22, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing here worth saving. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:47, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is there anybody who enjoys reading through these fake chat logs? Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:01, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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