Uncyclopedia:VFH/Joe the Plumber

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Joe the Plumber (history, logs)

Vote

Score: 4 Good ol' American values.

Nominated by:

COLIN American-flag.jpgALL YOUR BASEAmerican-flag.jpgHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 21:49, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
For: 18.5
  1. For I <3 J-Cain too!--Crankybot 06:04, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. NOM/4 Lots of work, great collaboration. Overall win. COLIN American-flag.jpgALL YOUR BASEAmerican-flag.jpgHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 21:49, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol neutral vote.svg FOR - I worked a ton on this, how can I NOT support it? :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 21:50, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. For. A vote for anyone else is a vote for teh terrierists! ~ MafiaHatBlack.gif Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 22:27, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Le yes. Well-organized, well-put together, a good article overall. And I'm on a "murder everything on VFH with words" rampage. P.S. It makes me laff alot. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:51 Oct 23, 2008
  6. For YEAH GO JOE!!!! Also the articles is pretty funny too. ++Ironfistname.png
  7. For because... -- petrifying Ape (model) (Riot Porn) 02:10, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  8. For. Look at me, I'm pro-Real America (tm)! Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:11, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  9. For. Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:12, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  10. For. Completely accurate little thingie. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 05:20, 23 October 2008 (UTC) Ayatollah Gurkhmeini 05:20, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  11. For AMERICA Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:23, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 17:25, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  13. For. Joe is a paragon for society. Zombieninja More scott.JPGDiscourse? MUN 23:26, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  14. For -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:07, Oct. 27, 2008
  15. Symbol for vote.svg 4. Let's face it, this article does exactly what it's intended to do: Attract people who think this kind of stuff is funny right before elections. It excels at this. -- SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 19:31, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
  16. For. --202.152.175.182 06:28, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
  17. 'I LOVE YOU JOE!!!! Love, Sig.PNG 
  18. Symbol for vote.svg Joe the Plumber rulz. iseditor.user Comments/Criticism
  19. For. OMG OMG Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~
Against: 14.5
  1. Against. Stupid first paragraph. 216.254.228.94 22:04, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  2. O lol Ok, great, we all love Joe, I'm going to vote for Joe on election day, Joe is funny, great. It all comes down to whether the article makes me laugh though. The article doesn't make me laugh. I know there was a lot of work put into it, and I was there to see it. I even put in a few edits and some pictures myself. I just don't find it to be featured quality though. Sorry. -RAHB 22:41, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak against. It's good, but gets too caught up in continuity, and drags a bit. I also feel like it lacks direction. When I read this, I'm not really sure who's writing the article. Is it the vaguely conservative, overtly patriotic tone of a political lobbyist for Joe's campaign, or the omnipotent encyclopedic style of a historian from the future? There are also a few random one-line things thrown in that, while they may have been funny if expanded on, really just confused me when I read them. I just removed two examples in the lead section. There's potential here for at least two great articles, but keeping them together detracts from the page overall, IMO. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:30, Oct 23
  4. Against. The whole article was rather bland, and the final section just turned me off. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:39, Oct 23
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against. - Per the others--Sycamore (Talk) 19:26, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
  6. Against. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:11, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sure, it's topical, but it's also sloppy (typos and errors abound), the humor is random, it deviates from its central theme to the extent it has one, and it isn't very funny. Also, something about the Mario hats just rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's the fifty thousand shitty articles on Uncyclopedia that feature Mario. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:19, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
  8. Wait, so somehow Joe the Plumber is like Mario, but he doesn't really do anything Mario-like, and he really really likes to do plumbing work, but he's a politician, and he smokes weed, and he has sex with his wife, and... ah fuck it; I don't get it. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:02, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
  9. Against. Per So So. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:03, Oct 28
  10. No thanks-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
  11. Joe has been celebrated more than he ever deserved already. Including the Joepedia day. IronLung

01:40, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. per Hyperbole -- PaddyAtkinson 02:13, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. He isn't even a licensed plumber. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 02:25, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. well written but nothing laugh out loud. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 05:53 4 November 2008
  1. Against That's political satire for you. Funny last week, boring this week, baffling next week. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:09, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments:
Interestingly enough, I think you're right. COLIN American-flag.jpgALL YOUR BASEAmerican-flag.jpgHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:56, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
YES! Score 1 for Gentoo! Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:41, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
I fixed it. You know why? 'Cause that's how I fucking roll. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:10, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
UPDATE - I fixed various continuity errors, grammar errors and added a new image. To anybody that voted against, it would be appreciated if you reviewed your vote. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:01, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
  • As a note, I think the article is done. It's a good length, gets the point across about Joe's life up to the end of his first term (which, as stated in the intro, is the cut-off point of this article's timeline). It's got some darn good photos, lots of detail, and if it gets longer, I think it'll start to bore people. I personally think it's the perfect length for an article in this sense, and I hope people will rethink their votes. Quality over quantity and that Uncyclopedia, although has humor, is a satire wiki, and this article is written in a satirical sense based on the presidential debate. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:39, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

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