Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive4

North Narnia

North Narnia greeting card depicting its ruler, "Great Leader" Aslan

File:SouthNarnia.jpg

South Narnia greeting card depicting its ruler, Aslan

If anyone could help out with social realist posters of Aslan, I'd be much obliged. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:40, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I know it isn't really what you asked for, but goshnabbit, I couldn't really get the whole Social Realism thing goin'... So, anyways... I made you this... If anything needs altering, just yell. I've still got it saved in layers.

Oh, and CRAP! Just noticed it's about the North... I can still make it North Narnia, if you want... :s --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CM|+S 03:46, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Corrected... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CM|+S 10:14, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

How's about this for a poster? Strong RadX 03:19, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Wow! Thanks, guys! These are great!--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:51, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Animated GIFs

I'm looking to purchase software for making animated GIFs. Anyone have any recommendations?--Naughtyned 14:40, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I personally use Jasc Animation Shop (though I use version 2). It is not totally intuitive, and takes some effort to use properly. Actually, other than actually creating the gif from existing frames, it is crap. I use Photoshop to create the frames, and AS2 to compile and optomize it. Try the free trial maybe. --Splaka 22:39, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Thanks. I will try the free version and see how I like it.--Naughtyned 03:36, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I use the GIMP for everything including animated GIFs. It's free. [GIMP homepage] --The Hedgehog 18:40, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Macomedia Flash can export in animated GIF format, however it is expensive for a legal full version --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:31, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The Night After Christmas

Welcome back, bud. This is very short notice, but if you're up for a potential Christmas Day feature, please have a look at this one. -- T. (talk) 11:46, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Try this on for size. It's all ya get on short notice, bud...hehe Strong RadX 20:30, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I laughed, I cried, I kissed my job goodbye! LOL! Just kidding on the last one. Thanks a million (again)! -- T. (talk) 20:50, 23 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Cereal

This page I spawned needs some image love. Because it's clearly an exposition on cereal in its natural habitat, it's going to need some wildlife photos. I haven't finished the article yet though. I ought to do that... --KATIE!! 23:43, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Lake porridge

Added lake porridge image. Not my best image ever. --The Hedgehog 00:00, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I've tried making one, but seeing as at the moment your article says very little, I didn't find enough inspiration... So I'm just handing it in as is. --MoneySign 01:14, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Maybe it's fishing? I dunno...

Walden (movie)

The poster of the film

I want to turn this thing into a featured article. However, it needs a cool movie poster, and I have no mad skillz at that stuff (yes, I used the word "skillz"). It needs to have explosions, ladies, possibly either a pic of Thoreau or Van Damme, and, of course, Jessica Alba. Any help would be incredible. Jlove1982 23:01, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Like this? --The Hedgehog 00:29, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Hedgehog, nice stuff... any possibility you could work Thoreau in there too? I just want to keep with the whole transcendental theme clashing with the girls and Alba and Van Damme... it looks kick-ass though, so thank you. Jlove1982 02:12, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Cheers, I'll have a look for Thoreau. After I get some sleep and have fullfilled my cristmas family obligations. --The Hedgehog 03:50, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

more stupid Uncyclopedia image ideas from User:Nerd42 who can't draw crap

Uncyclopedian's Choice Award

i've also been thinking about possibly doing an Uncyclopedia Survivor and an Uncyclopedian's Choice Awards (parody of People's Choice Awards) image for the top of VFH. --Nerd42 00:03, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

like this? Personally, I think it looks better than the original award (which isn't saying much) --The Hedgehog 15:47, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wow that does look cool - though it wasn't what I was referring to it is really cool - unfortunately though I can't find the image I was referring to that I thought we should parody. LOL it was from a previous year. Oh well. If I find it I'll link to it. --Nerd42Talk 18:20, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Please cut along the dotted line

Instructional image for emos.

I can't seem to quite get this image I've been working on right Image:Pleasecut.jpg Poor people like myself can't afford Photoshop, and stupid people also like myself can't buy a computer that supports the GIMP. Any chance of fixing my poor image? --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:29, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oh, and congrats on the mini-Rad :)

GIMP runs on Windows, too. Do you mean that your computer is too slow or doesn't have enough memory? (In which case, it couldn't run Photoshop either.)

My computer is both to slow AND has no memory... So yeah, it can't run PS... --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:28, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure what it's supposed to look like. Could you give me a description to work from? Thanks! Strong RadX 16:30, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Well, it's like a picture of an arm, with red dots across the wrist and alittle scissors icon, like the ones that you get on cereal packets. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 23:56, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Did you want this kind of image, or would you prefer one that uses a real picture of a wrist?--MoneySign 04:13, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I like this one, except you need to teach the emos to cut the right way. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:34, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Well then there you go. --MoneySign 06:18, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

"Remember, it's down the lane, not accross the road". Well done on the image, free secks for j00. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 11:32, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

New Ninjastar Commission

Good sir RadicalX, we hereby place, upon this mantle of graphic wizardy, a request! We feel that our ardent admins are lacking in a proper ninjastar for their nonstop efforts to guard this page. Therefore we request a ninjastar that spins! Then stops. Then spins! Then stops. Then spins! Then stops. And possibly has treads like a tire. We shall call it The Tiresome Ninjastar. We would do it ourselves, but we are tired and full of cheap (but delicious, we love it so) port.--Sir Flammable KUN 03:38, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I'm honored by this commission, and will begin work on it soon...I think I have a hella idea...hehe Strong RadX 16:31, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Well...I had some pretty cool ideas, but the size contraints keep such an animation from being practical...so I went with a simple spinning medal...anything else ya want on it? =) Strong RadX 03:38, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Well, at this point, it could either be the BlinjaStar, RimjaStar, or Ninjastar on Wheels, which would be apt for the purpose of vigilance a la tireless barnstar.--Sir Flammable KUN 04:49, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Idol

This is just a cool idea ... it's not something we actually need as such, but it would be cool to have.

The American Idol logo changed to say "Uncyclopedia Idol" instead?

And maybe "People's Choice Awards" changed to say "Uncyclopedians Choice Awards" and the logos of other crappy Hollyweird awards events changed to Uncyclopedia.

It would look cool anyways. I'm afraid if I try to do it it will look like crap. --Nerd42 15:48, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

nice! ^_^ --Nerd42 22:27, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

this would make a great uncyclopedia logo lol --Nerd42 00:03, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Teamamerica.jpg

Could you spruce this up a bit? Thank you.--Naughtyned 11:16, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

No. The inherent un-funniness of anything "by the Creators of South Park" other than South Park would suck the humor out of any efforts to edit that image. --Spintherism 23:36, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I thought this was RadicalX's corner. If he doesnt want to edit it that's fine, but I don't think you should answer for him.--Naughtyned 16:26, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

While it is my corner, anyone is welcome to make/fix pics here. I'm just the one that's most likely to do it. Spin's answer only represents his opinion, so don't look for him to be sprucing up your pic...hehe I might take a look at it this week, as I start catching up with things here. Strong RadX 17:15, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

New American Justice Coalition

N.A.J.C. issue #24.

N.A.J.C. Logo

Here are the images I don't have yet that I would like:

• Jimmy Carter as Wolverine busting in to free the American hostages during the Iranian Hostage Crisis (see NAJC_Template_2.png)

There are also several images on the page that could be spruced up.

--Isra1337 09:12, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I hope you will love it. --Tunel 05:21, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Holy crap! Someone actually mad ethis one! And it is awesome! Thanks. --Isra1337 23:53, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

That NAJC text is darn sweet. --—rc (t) 23:55, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

If you need it, it's the logo I use --Tunel 07:35, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Ninja Pirate!!

I need a sweet pic of a pirate ninja. To be honest, I'm surprised that nobody has gotten around to writing this page yet. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Sigh just use teh Hero Machine at http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp --Nerd42 15:53, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Christmas logos idea?

I was thinking ... for Christmas this year. Somebody could put a santa hat on the Uncyclopedia logo, OR if somebody's feeling really creative and up to the challenge, the wikipedia logo with a santa hat in a sled being drawn by a bunch of little uncyclopedia logos with little reindeer horns. And maybe the Memory Alpha logo with little elf ears for one of Santa's helpers. Whaddya think? --Nerd42 19:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

There's a...plan for Christmas proper, and I have a logo for it if it pans out. But if someone wants to make an alternate logo for, say, the week before Christmas or something, I'd say go ahead. I might try to mock something up myself when I have time. --—rc (t) 23:57, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Yeah ... drawing the sled is the trouble ... --Nerd42 00:00, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Put ski/runners on the bottom of the potato and pull it as a sled behind a reindeer? --Carlb 19:05, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

nah. :P teh idea was since the Uncyc logo is brown, it would B the reindeer, and since teh wikipedia logo is white, it would B teh Santa. --Nerd42 19:07, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Well, yours is fine ^_^ --Nerd42 03:45, 18 Dec 2005 (UTC)