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wat the hell[edit]
wat the crab is the crap lol MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORON!
| Humour: | 10 | OMG WTF, LOL! |
| Concept: | 10 | ROFLCOPTER, WTF?! |
| Prose and formatting: | 10 | LOLZORS, H4X, WTF?! |
| Images: | 10 | OMGWTF?! |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | PENIS, LOL! |
| Final Score: | 50 | uh wot the hell, lol?!!? |
| Reviewer: | • <-> 19:04, 29 October 2007 (UTC) | |
| Humour: | -1 | I believe that in Chapter IV it is not funny when the old lady gets stung in her bosoms by bees and then goes on to win a Pamela Anderson look-alike contest. |
| Concept: | -1 | The concept is completely blank...it is an immaculate conception. |
| Prose and formatting: | -1 | In the fifth paragraph of Section 164 there is an apostrophe in the word it's when is should be two words down, in the word its. |
| Images: | -1 | The animation of the penguins assaulting Stephen Hawking is in very poor taste. |
| Miscellaneous: | -1 | I have a sinus infection and that inclines me to be bitchy. |
| Final Score: | -5 | I agree with everything Cajek wrote. |
| Reviewer: | ----OEJ 00:59, 30 October 2007 (UTC) | |
| Humour: | .5 | I'd give this a zero, but I want the crushing awfulness of this page to be highlighted to you in bright red. Please chop off your fingers with a hacksaw and never type an article on any website ever again. |
| Concept: | .5 | Your catastrophically underdeveloped concept fails as an article on every level. Some people like to think before they write, but obviously you've decided not to follow that trend. |
| Prose and formatting: | .5 | Atrocious spelling, grammar, and formatting. It's almost as if you have no concept of language at all. Perhaps you would be more suited as a diplomatic intermediary to a Caveman. |
| Images: | 0 | Alas, here I can not even give you a .5, as you have not included even a single image. Not even a horrible MS Paint rendered piece of crap that adds nothing anyways. Just nothing. |
| Miscellaneous: | .5 | Not even on the bias-based miscellaneous section could I force myself to give you more than .5. |
| Final Score: | 2 | It's almost as if you've actively tried to write crap. As I said before, please chop off your fingers with a machete and never type an article on any website ever again. Thanks. |
| Reviewer: | - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon  (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:43, Oct 30
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Ha, that was fun! It's almost like I just told off every single IP that ever made a QVFDable page and expected it to survive, all in one Simon Cowell-esque soul-crushing rant of a review. I feel so relieved. In the words of Eric Cartman: "You know that feeling after you take a huge dump? Awesome." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:46, Oct 30
| Humour: | 3 | About as funny as William Hung humming Camillo Brillo in A minor. That is, roughly Wordsworth funny. |
| Concept: | -6 | This has definitely been done before. See: Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire and Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A. |
| Prose and formatting: | 0 | Flawless in prose! It flows just excellently, the spelling is impeccable, and the great use of hyperbole (not overdone) draws me in just enough to be mesmerized yet completely believing at the same time. Sadly, the formatting was just god-awful, so this is a 0. |
| Images: | 10 | DOES NOT COMPUTE |
| Miscellaneous: | 5 | Mitch is gay. He has a small penis. That means he's gay. |
| Final Score: | 12 | ZIP ZOP ZOOBADEE BOP! |
| Reviewer: |  TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK  02:52, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
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Hey! Don't leave me out!
| Humour: | 0 | You hurt my sensitive little soul with your hurtful and tasteless statement. You bitch. |
| Concept: | 1 | You had a concept. Congratulations. |
| Prose and formatting: | .5 | You must be from Nubland. Here, we speak English. Try the Simple English version. |
| Images: | .1 | The redlink had color. Congratulations. |
| Miscellaneous: | 0 | I hate you |
| Final Score: | 1.6 | Really, I hate you. |
| Reviewer: | Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:59, 30 October 2007 (UTC) | |
what about me?
| Humour: | .4 | WTF?NO PAGE?????? |
| Concept: | .4 | OMG |
| Prose and formatting: | .4 | you must not have a brain |
| Images: | -12 | you had a red link,congratulations |
| Miscellaneous: | .4 | your dumb |
| Final Score: | -10.4 | no,seriosly your dumb |
| Reviewer: | --Someguyudontknow 23:58, 5 November 2007 (UTC) | |