Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 29

March 29: Get Down And Boogie Day in Orthodox Funk

• 1700 BCE - Moz-Iz eases on down the mountain with the 10 Commandments of Groove.
• 1580 - The Pope releases his first Billboard hit, F*** The Pro-Testants.
• 1776 - The Boston Tea Party is ruined when colonists drop the tea in the harbor.
• 1809 - Pat Sajak is crowned Duke of Fjords in Finland. (pictured)
• 1844 - The Democrats are split in their convention. Then from Nashville comes a dark horse riding in; it is James K. Polk with the snappy slogan, "Better a Polk in the eye than a limp Johnson".
• 1902 - Al Gore invents prototype for the internet, known as "Magic Communi-box".
• 1936 - Joe Louis beats Marvin "The Jersey Jew" Rabinowitz in Madison Square Garden for the heavyweight boxing title. Rabinowitz, 76, would retire to Florida soon afterwards.
• 1969 - U.S. schools change their atomic bomb attack response protocol from "drop and cover" to "get down and boogie".
• 1982 - Kentucksylvania admitted as 30th Spade of Amerika.
• 2003 - The new Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy is released to stores in a far away alternate universe.
• 2011 - Today, a funky possum pisses in your eye.