UnTunes:Can't Stop Him Now
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The origins of the song are unknown. Some say Obama sang this song at a White House dinner party. Others say that Obama is unaware that this song even exists, and that it was done by hard-core-ultra-conservative types to slander his good name.
The origins hardly matter though, as the song has become popular amongst cowboys, who have nothing better to do than sing while they heard their cattle, and wait for their taxes to go up. Giddy up, partner!
(Spoken lyrics are in italics. Sung lyrics are plain.)
Lyrics[edit]
For a few years I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel a-li-i-i-ive, and the uh, states, I'll plan on turning them inside out, yes!
I'm going insane, with power, you see?
So, (can't stop him now) (can't stop him)
'Cause I am Obama, I am Obama!
I was elected even though I'm not from here
I'm from Hawaii, but you can't see my birth certificate
I'm a Christian, though my dad he was a Muslim
But that doesn't mean I'm going to blow you up!
My plans are much more sinister
Like buying GM
That's why they call me Mr. President
'Cause we're thirteen trillion in debt!
I spent it all on Uncyclopedia-Stimulus!
(Can't stop him now) I'm having such a rad time
I'm throwing a ball (Can't stop him now)
If you voted Democratic, maybe you can come
(Can't stop him) I took away your guns
(Can't stop him) I got a robot army
And I'm bigger than The Beatles, and God!
I'm in a private jet on going to France
For a vaction
I've worked so hard, it's time for a break
Hope the king of France likes my break dance
Uh oh, a Korean nuke! When it hits the US will surely bake
My plans are very subtle
Like bailing out the banks
That's why they call me Mr. President
When it comes to war I'm hesitant
That's why I threw out our missle defense system
(Can't stop him, can't stop him, can't stop him) Hahaha!
(Can't stop him, can't stop him, can't stop him)
(ooh, ooh, ooh) No, you can not!
(Can't stop him, can't stop him)
I'm freakin' awesome, awesome
(Can't stop him, can't stop him, ooooooh!)
Yeah! This beat is sick! It's getting groovy out here! Yeah, the United States is an awfully groovy place to live. This is sick!
Obama: Um, excuse me. Yes, you gentlemen in the back. Could you, uh, help a brother out? My uh, my uh, teleprompter seems to have, uh, become disconnected.
Man 1: Um, okay, I suppose we could do that for him.[1]
Man 2: Yeah, alright, won't be a problem. Let's see, looks like the switch got flipped off.[2]
Thank you. You men are life saviors. America owes you a great debt of graditude!
I'm the greatest human ever, yeah!
I'm better than Bush
That's why they call Mr. President
'Cause I'm so incompetent
I smoked a big 'ol green doobie during high school
(Can't stop him now) I'm having such a good time
This is all just a joke
(Can't stop him now) If you're looking for a good time, give Michelle a call
(Can't stop him) 'Cause I was elected
(Can't stop him) 'Cause I'm in power
I'm never gonna give it up!
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
Do, do, do, do
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum
Boop, boo, boop, blaup-a-blee
Doop-a doo-y blap-a-me-a
Notes[edit]
Credits[edit]
Parody lyrics, & vocals: Yoyoddd
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This page was originally sporked from Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. |
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