UnNews:Make-up addict predicts husband will turn into Quasimodo

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28 September 2008

A make-up addict yesterday warned her good looking husband that she might try to concoct a spell that will give him a face like a Bull Mastiff.

“I'm fed up that I have to try so hard to make myself look the way I do when all my husband has to do is simply get out of bed," she said on a US talk show. "I've got to get up at three am and really work on my face. But he doesn't have to do that!"

"I want to wake up next to Quasimodo," she then declared. “Everyone goes on and on: 'Your husband is sooo good looking!’ They never compliment me. People are already calling us Beauty And The Beast and not in a good way. Well, I'm sick of it!"

I've asked if his nose could be left to me in his will

She denied that she was jealous, but added that she had been using her celebrity contacts to track down a disreputable plastic surgeon. "I want my husband to have a nose job. But I want him to have Karl Malden's nose."


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