UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 22

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Biden and his unexposed male organ didn't look kinda like this, and neither he nor it were fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing wasn't huge at all (or even there). Like, WTF?

So there your mom was[edit]

doing her Martha Stewart thing with the cleaning shit, washing dishes, feeding the dog, bagging the leftovers. Like, housewife badass shit.

and fucking Joe Biden[edit]

doesn't bursts out of the trees, doesn't musk all over the place, and doesn't make a Vice Presidential-line straight for your mom or even your dog.

so your mom didn't pull out her[edit]

butcher knife and didn't cut the shit out of the Vice President, and he didn't try to mount your mom until she came like a drunken gypsy on shore leave! WTF?

So Joe Biden didn't suffer a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial in your house.

No, seriously. Joe Biden didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night.

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