UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 21
So there I was
and these four fucking monkeys
burst out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.
so I pulled down my
pants and shit in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?
I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.
No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.