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| Motto: "Prawns on the barbie, strewth!" | |||||
| National Anthems: Do You Come From A Land Down Under?, Khe Sahn, Jailbreak, I still call Australia home. | |||||
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| Established by Aboriginals | circa 38,000 BC | ||||
| Established by Whitey | 1788AD | ||||
| Independence | not yet - still English colony | ||||
| Queen | Betty the Second, (Liz Windsor), aka: Bess, Betty, Betsy, Liz, "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Australia and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth". | ||||
| Government | PM's XI | ||||
| President | Joaquim Gaspar | ||||
| Official language | Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate" | ||||
| Currency | Beer | ||||
| Religion | Football | ||||
| Spiritual Leader | Peter Costello (in exile) | ||||
| National Hero | Kerry Packer | ||||
| International Hero | Rupert Murdoch | ||||
| Capital | Half way between two warring cities | ||||
| Exports | Actors, food, processed dirt, The Wiggles | ||||
| Imports | Invasive species | ||||
| Mascot | Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat | ||||
| National Crisis | Bogans | ||||
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