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~ Maddox on Random Page

This is the Random Page.

Some Pig...

It has been certified to be 100% Content-Free. It attacks spine-chilling clever trick Republican, and attaches pyrrhic statue ass swell.

If you visit this page purposely - OK, but if you wanted to visit some REALLY random page, just click the hyperlink on the left, YOU IDIOT! (But first read this article! :))

/b/ will rape me for this.

And now a short bit about the Pig:

A man walks into a bar with a pig. The pig has a wooden leg. The man lifts the pig onto a bar stool and orders two beers: one for himself and one for the pig, but the bartender doesn't want to serve the pig.

"Sorry, buddy," the bartender says, "but we don't serve pigs here."

Coincidently, circles + 45 = Oscar Wilde

"But this pig is special!" the man says, "He saved my life! My house caught on fire, and this brave pig beat the front door down and braved the roaring flames to wake my wife and I, and then he went down the hall to my son's room. The smoke was too much for my son, and he passed out, but the pig grabbed his pyjamas, and pulled him to safety!"

Anthony Deluca was at his house and he smoked some weed and was like w0000000SHHHHH!!!!

"Wow!" cries the bartender. "Is that how he got the wooden leg?"

"No," says the man, "He got the wooden leg because it wouldn't be right to eat a special pig like this all at once."

A black-and-white photo.
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If, however, you got here via any other pathway, you obviously cheated. You therefore lose big time; and, for ironic effect, you are eaten by a lurking grue. Luckily for you, Oscar Wilde comes along and slays it with his extreme sarcasm and cuts you out of its stomach. Unfortunately, in a fatal double dose of irony, you are then eaten by Oscar Wilde. (Better luck next time.)This counts for all except for the person that put this scentence in (HA! BONUS! YEAH! *shoots self in head* OW!)

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